Bruce Wayne, sitting in a cute eco-friendly cafe while on a video call with Tim: Oh Noooo, are you sure there’s no way the board of directors will let us get rid of this old decrepit Wayne Factory building that is unsafe for our workers and also for the surrounding environment?

CEO Tim, with equal gravitas: No, I’m afraid they just won’t budge. It technically meets legal requirements on paper, and we can’t prove that the chemicals affecting the local ecosystem that have no other possible source are from the out-of-date drainage system… they’re saying it would cost too much to fix the place up too, which is ridiculous, because we’re us, but our hands are tied…

Bruce, full Brucie himbo mode: Oh I just feel so SAD for all the sweet fluffy animals and the pretty flowers and especially our hard workers dealing with such unsafe conditions… I think I’ll give them all a nice short vacation this weekend, so the ENTIRE PLACE will be EMPTY and SHUT DOWN from FRIDAY TO TUESDAY, the SECURITY SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN because it’s just so GLITCHY, I’m sure nothing will happen to the ENVIRONMENTAL STAIN ON OUR COMPANIES NAME THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED FROM FRIDAY TO TUESDAY- Timmy do you think I’m being too subtle?

Tim, snickering: no no you’re doing great Bruce I’m sure they’ve got it

Poison Ivy, on a date the next table over: ( ‘-‘)-☕️

Harley, through tears of repressed laughter: so… we doing anythin’ this weekend?

i don’t know if anybody else needs to hear this but -

go do that thing you need to do. whether it’s cleaning, checking the mail, doing laundry. do it. divide it up into bite sized pieces or tackle it all at once; whatever works for your brain. get yourself a lil treat (favorite coffee, snack, album, show) and do it

george lucas should have left this scene in the final cut because it slaps HARD

Reo's jerseys reading just "Reo" is such a Choice because I think he's the only one aside from Rin and Sae who goes by his first name. But at least in the brothers' case it makes sense to distinguish them since they have the same last name. Reo doesn't have that issue, but he did get into blue lock specifically to achieve something for himself that isn't tied to the Mikage empire, by his own merit. Between that and the fact that when he appears on screen in the various charts he's sometimes reffered to as "Mikage" and sometimes as "Reo", I like to think he chose to have his jerseys show just his first name as a bet with himself. You know, to show the world that on the field he's not The Prized Mikage Heir, but just himself. And his achievements are his own

idk anything abt the monkees besides watching the show as a kid but hearing u describe your feelings abt mike and some of the ways he's like + he literally has capricorn face made me go.... is he a capricorn? and then google said he was.... i've had the most tumultuous relationships with these men idont even particularly believe in astrology but it keeps lining up.... i can spot them from a mile away.... i just had to tell someone and u were the most relevant person

obsessed with this ask thank you so much for sharing. i also know jack shit about astrology but it is hilarious that you describe him as having a capricorn face... if you say it all lines up, then i trust you. i suppose he really does suffer from being both a cunt and a capricorn. really makes you think...

this is where i’m at mentally on this wednesday afternoon

Cosmo Wanda I wish to blow up my place of work so I can actually finish my obligations that are eating me alive outside of this cycle of having to choose whether to eat, sleep or my other responsibilities with the literal 3 hours I have a day to do anything not work related... AAAAAGH

if 4Kids ever dubbed Team fortress 2, these are the names i think they would gove some of the characters-

scout, brandon

SOLDIER, KYLE

pyro, bubbles

Heavy, boulder or some shit

demo, micheal

engie, billy joe

medic, probably still ludwig

spy, leon

SNIPER, HUNTER

ms pauling, sarah or maybe suzie

administrator, bertha

zhanna, daisy

and now, the traditional german celebration of returning from a long time abroad: the feast of Finally, Some Good Fucking Bread

Started playing starsector recently, and I've gotta say I'm hooked.

Its got that excellent quality of making me look up and realise 5 hours have gone past and I barely noticed.

Its also a problem because if I play at night "1 last trade run" keeps turning out to be not the last trade run and oops, it's 3am now.

do any friendly anons want to tell me what to do when I’m off work today and have free (!!!) time

Options are:

Draw - 1

Read - 1

Write (Amamota lol) - 0

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god I’m laughing deliriously. the production quality literally does not have to be this high. in fact more than likely CANNOT be this high. what the hell do I do

its such a small thing in the scheme of all the things that annoy me about the show macgyver 2016 

but the thing that most annoys me might be in s1e6 wrench 

theyre talking the whole episode about the ‘peace talks at the un’ and they never specify any countries involved or what conflict theyre talking about

it seems like a massive multilateral it just really really annoys me that they repeatedly say peace talks and were supposed to just accept that oh yeah peace talks thats what happens at the un

Not Bubble Comics visiting my region’s capital for our biggest festival there! AJAEAEJETTSRDRDYKJDKRKDRYYRYR, NOW I HAVE TO GO-