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mary magdalene: jesus has risen from the dead!
thomas: no he hasn't.
jesus:
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LIES OF P (2023) — A Path Fraught with Challenges
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I had strings
But now I'm free
There are no strings on me
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currentlyonstandbi · 14 hours
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sad wet cat
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Jon Bernthal as Frank Castle THE PUNISHER 1.02 - TWO DEAD MEN
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currentlyonstandbi · 14 hours
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do you ever wonder if your choice of blorbo is random baby chick imprinting, or in fact a deep physiological profile that reveals all the things you need therapy for
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me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off
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"I'm telling Marge, Buck."
MASTERS OF THE AIR (2024) part four
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currentlyonstandbi · 15 hours
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cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”
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princess (referring to a boy)
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Here’s the thing about men with earrings: not all men wearing earrings are men with earrings, and some men not wearing earrings are men with earrings. If you pick a dude off the street and give him earrings it will likely not make him a man with earrings, just a man wearing earrings. In order to be a man with earrings, the earrings must be an extension of the man.
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i love when its sunnyyyy yaaaay i want to get married
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post for if they make the jeremy allen white bruce springsteen movie and it's good and i like it: the movies are back!
post for if they make the jeremy allen white bruce springsteen movie and it's bad but in an enjoyable way: everyone needs to lighten up omg do none of you know how to have fun
post for if they make the jeremy allen white bruce springsteen movie and it's bad in an unenjoyable way: these cashgrab nothing biopics need to be #canceled
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currentlyonstandbi · 2 days
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did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight
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love really DOES feel like an inside joke that everyone is in on but me
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