https : // falsifies . tumblr . com screenplay and story by five. featuring an original character based in the crime genre, with themes of: revenge, obsession, and deception. general rules apply [ ... ] please read this if you haven't already. this blog will include content unsuitable for minors and is 21+ (unless we're friends). more information regarding content warnings and the character is under the cut. discretion is advised. (affiliated with @dogrots)

PINTEREST. TUNES. SIDEBLOG.

content warnings: heavy serpent/snake imagery, violence and what can come with it (blood, gore, death), murder, manipulation, unhealthy relationships, strong language, possible blasphemy / the mocking of religion (namely catholicism and christianity), mentions of suicide (pertaining to npcs), suggestive / usfw themes.

disclaimer: dima is not a good person, and no amount of "true love" (platonic, romantic, etc.) will change this. he manipulates people into doing what he wants, and there is always a level of manipulation in any of his relationships. he has killed people, and manipulates people into killing others and/or themselves; he's a life-ruiner for many - enjoys having this power over people - and doesn't plan on ever stopping.

name, dmitri o'rourke (more commonly known as dima or, for those in the criminal world, hamlet). age, usually portrayed in his early to mid thirties (though i'm not opposed to writing younger dima). identity, unlabeled (he/him, doesn't mind any gendered or non-gendered terminology) + bisexual and greyromantic. occupation, professional photographer + conman. languages, russian and english are his dual first languages, ukrainian, french, italian, spanish, latin, and greek; knows a little of a lot of others.

his main verse takes place after he's killed the mastermind of a heist group he was invited into (after a successful enactment of their plan), after learning he had something to do with the death of his late fiancé (who may be mentioned in threads). most of the group believe he was killed by a known enemy of his, but the mercutio and desdemona of the group know the truth.

dima is the biological son of an assassin, who was the handler and "mother" to another boy she picked up off the street. he was born under the radar, no birth certificate, nonexistent -- every piece of paperwork he has currently was forged by himself. the only reason dima wasn't immediately taken out after running to the u.s. is because of his mother, his "brother," and his own skill.

* if you'd like to know more, just shoot me a message or an ask. if we're mutuals, you can also add me on discord (thehorrors.). a full bio and pages on npcs & the like will be up sometime in the future, but for now, any more information will pop up in rambles posts, ic posts, or during chatting / plotting.

Coworker pronounced gigabyte as "jigabyte" today and I've never seen a room full of engineers so immediately ready to fight

a long awaited battle 🐦🐈🏐

*throws violently* happy K anniversary to my favorite game that hasn't come out yet!

ohhh season 3 you wanna be here so bad....pssspsspss

i missed the kids so I gave them all bikes

extra:

So y'all remember how fucked Danny Phantom was? That is a whole dead child, his parents shoot at him on the reg. It's Stellar, I'm a FAN.

hold the sun in a palm of your hand

tag two blokes who do fuck all

detour on the way home

going thru my undertale folder found this redraw i never finished properly and slapped some csp shading assist on it

Fanart for @skelavender’s lovely fanfic series Fall into Place :3 (you can read it here on tumblr btw)

(Edit: I FORGOT MULDER’S RING AKIHABHIAOBIHAHBIOWHOIBWOWB OK I FIXED IT)

Happy Frin! <3

travel with ATEEZ in santiago 🍽️

the following are live footage excerpts from alex cray cray

He was threatening me! Thinks I'm Delilah! No, that's how Ashton makes friends. They're very friendly.

DC exposing Nando's war crimes from 20 years ago:

"I don't want to bring something up from the past, but Fernando did braketest me many years ago, but I was in the McLaren. He braked 30 meters earlier. We went to the stewards, and he went, "Oh, it's my right to brake where I want to brake. That's where I needed to brake!" I was just flabbergasted. And the stewards went "oh, well, no further action."

"This was 2003..."