#it would fix Me
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i need-
i neeeed to cross of this box on my tmagp bingo card so badly
#it would be so funny#it would fix me#the magnus protocol#tmagp#mr bonzo#tmagp bingo#violetbones.txt
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Need a compression blanket (a big hairy man) to lay on top of me
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Ramona Flowers vs. The WORLD
scott and ramona switching roles would be pretty funny
(they have just met scott’s 4th evil ex girlfriend, WALLACE!!!)
#scollace#ramscott#ramona flowers#scott x wallace#scott x ramona#scott pilgrim#scott pilgram vs the world#ramona flowers vs the world#if their roles switched#it would fix me#scott pilgrim ramona flowers swap#roxie richter and wallace wells swap#might draw them later#scott pilgram takes off#scott pilgram fanart
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clingy!cheol 2
words count -> >500. i think. it’s a rough estimate that doesn’t seem wrong
tags -> insomniac!reader, this is a projection zone around here, clingy!cheol as always, mentions of fainting from exhaustion, questionable grammar and proofreading as always, fluff, cheol might not fully know but he’s got the spirit, sleepy!cheol
tryna fight the insomnia because i actually have something to do tmrw and the insomnia is winning ��🙏 brought to you by a hiro who would give their left foot to have a cheol lull them to sleep by hugs
thinking cheol who knows his partner is a consistent insomniac, occasionally being jolted awake at three am in the morning from unexpected movements from you as you struggle to find the perfect comfy position, or from you typing away on your laptop either adding to the work you’d done earlier that day or trying out a new form of journaling. usually, he won’t mind it, watching with nothing but amusement and affection in his eyes as his sleep addled brain lulls him back to slumber once he has you in his arms again.
but sometimes, it’s different. sometimes, it’s endless hours of tossing and turning and cheol is often more than privy to the amount of frustration it causes you. he’ll awaken from whatever sleep he’s managed to provide himself to you leaving the bed, a sleepy whine just about escaping him.
“love, where’re you going?”
it takes a moment for you to realise he’s woken up, unsurprisingly from having had the warmth in his arms suddenly disappear.
“just gonna grab a glass of water, cheol.”
fatigue is evident in your voice, and he can tell that something’s not quite right.
“can’t sleep?”
it’s silence for a moment, until he sees your shoulders sag and a small sigh escapes you.
“yeah.”
with this, cheol is slowly shifting, forcing whatever energy he’s scraped together from his two hours of sleep to sit up, clearly intending to follow you to the kitchen. it elicits nothing but protests from you.
“hey, hey, cheol no, please go back to sleep, you’ve had such a tiring day today, i’ll be asleep soon i just need some time to clear my thoughts-“
“but i can’t.”
with this, you cock your head and cheol almost sheepishly explains before your expression can truly morph to that of a confused one.
“can’t sleep without you at my side anymore.”
oh.
bless this sweet man and his sweeter heart, you think, backtracking your way to his side of the bed to gently caress the strands of orange on his head, clearly fading from the vibrant red it was two weeks ago when he’d burst home, a proud grin on his face, awaiting your reaction to his new hair.
he leans into your touch, eyes closed, exhaustion evident on his face. eventually, he reaches up, gently pulling you onto his lap and into his arms.
“thoughts keeping you awake again?”
“mn.”, you hum, pressing your face into his chest. it’s soft, bringing forward a sense of comfort you never quite knew you needed as badly as you did right then.
cheol had always been privy to your insomnia - it had been there since the day he’d first fallen asleep by your side, had been there when it pushed you to fainting in the middle of work, and he’s now here, caressing your hair and pressing gentle kisses to your forehead.
cheol’s affections don’t particularly soothe you to sleep completely, but it brings you some sense of calm and comfort to be wrapped in his arms, nothing but soft touches and small, tired murmurs of “love you” falling from cheol’s lips.
you look up to his face, small smile dancing across your lips when you notice his eyes are closed once more, ghost of a smile on his face as he remains wrapped around you like a teddy bear. eventually, he’ll slump into the bed, taking you with him. eventually, you too feel exhaustion begin to get the better of you, the need for water and a walk beginning to escape you. perhaps next time, it would help to keep a water bottle beside your table.
and again, it’s not much, but it comforts the both of you to know you’re not waking yourself up further by walking around for a glass of water, and you’re getting your much needed pre-sleep hydration. once you’re ready to attempt to fall asleep again, cheol is ready to welcome you with open arms, a tired but satisfied look on his face as you fall into his embrace. it takes a while to fall asleep, as always, but it’s always less isolating and lonesome with cheol by your side, clinging onto you like you’ll crumble into dust when he lets go.
#hiro brainrots#scoups fluff#seungcheol fluff#seventeen fanfic#seventeen fluff#svt fluff#cheol missing hours#average clingy!cheol enjoyer suffering from insomnia#just need a hug from cheol fr :((#it would fix my life#it would fix Me
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every time i remember this scene exists i fall over onto the ground weeping and wailing and crying and throwing up. how did they get away with this
#please i just need to shove them like 5 inches closer#please just kiss you idiot nerds god this is too much for me#my heart cant take it#just kiss. JUST KISS. BEGGING.#it would fix me#fae speaketh#puzzleshipping#yugioh
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after all five seasons of pjo have come out, they should add a sixth one that's from the demigod files. gimme beckendorf and festus and silena. gimme nico thalia and percy. gimme clarisse and percy fighting. gimme baby luke and thalia meeting halcyon green. give me all of it.
#it would fix me#plus it would set up hoo nicely#pretty please rick pls#pjo#percy jackson#demigod files#percy jackson series#pjo series
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Daniel Ricciardo during the Red Bull Racing 2016 Launch in London. Photos by Clive Mason
#daniel ricciardo#dr#rbr!dan#getting through off season by scrolling through old pics#i literally need to lick all along his moustache#it WOULD fix me
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is this an okay time to say i want yuji to manhandle me
#guys just look..#grabbed him by the hair picked him up so easily and slammed him to the wall#like he weighed nothing#this fight was so satisfying#yuji i love you#need it so bad.. you don't understand#it would fix me#yuji itadori#yuuji itadori x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#mahito catching those hands lol#my yuuji <3
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Alrighty! Lunch break time! Thots incoming!!!
*Ehem* Imagine, if you will, being tangled in the sheets with Loki. You’re both in Asgard, and the stars are just starting to twinkle in the night sky. There’s a soft breeze wafting in through the ornate palace windows, and the two of you are comfortable in each other’s embrace… making love, obviously~
I can’t stop thinking about the way the soft satin sheets would slip around us. So soft and delicate between your fingers amidst your throes of passion. There’s something inherently godly about it, I think. Like, Loki wants to worship you like the goddess he sees you as. The whole lounging while being hand fed grapes kind of vibe, if that makes sense.
Anyways, when you’re done, you’re not really done. You just keep rolling over for the next round until the sun peeks from the horizon…
So, those are my thots for today! 🤭
oh beloved...i am thinking thinking things....
a littleeee different but i loved the hazy 'drunk on love and pleasure' vibes and i just couldnt help it
more under the cut (warnings: silly cute fluffy SMUT.)
You hum sleepily, feeling the press of your lover's soft lips on your shoulder, trailing down your arm. You had settled into bed just a little ago after a few...exciting rounds with Loki in the shower.
The bed dipped as he settled into bed behind you, arms wrapped around your waist. You were immediately hyperaware of the fact that he had decided not to put on any clothing after stepping out of the shower. It didn't help that you wore nothing either.
You wiggle around, turning to face him with a happy smile. "Hi," You whisper, a stupid smile growing on your lips.
He smiled back, and oh it took your breath away. Something about today was very different; you couldn't get enough of each other. Loki ended up cancelling all his plans for the day, and you both stayed inside, tossing and turning and getting drunk on the feeling of one another. And yet after eternity, you remained constantly bewitched by Loki. You could never grow tired of him, of the feeling of him.
His ethereal beauty, especially his smile. The way his eyes twinkled with that telltale mischief, the ease and comfort that oozed off him, the trademark smirk that seemed reserved for you.
You snuggled closer to him and his hold on you tightened as he pressed a kiss to your forehead. "Hello darling wife,"
You ran a hand over his chest, enjoying the way his muscles contracted under your touch. You felt so safe, so full of joy in the comfort of your bed.
"Hi," You said again. Loki chuckled softly, his hand drawing circles on the dip of your hips. You leaned up, pressing a soft kiss to his lips.
It was obviously the wrong move, because it wasn't for another thirty seconds before Loki was kissing you senseless; all tongue and lazy, messy kisses. It made you squirm as you rolled over on top of him and he sat up slightly, hands roaming your body slowly. Your hands raked through his messy curls, soft pants and groans escaping the two of you.
You could feel him growing hard, and you knew this was how it would go for the rest of the night. You'd wake up in pain tomorrow, and deliciously sore, but you also knew that meant Loki would stay with you for the day again.
You moan quietly, grinding yourself against Loki's length.
Tomorrow could wait. Outside, the night was still young, stars beginning to twinkle on Asgard's sky.
You could reconsider your choices when the sun returns to the sky. For now, you kissed Loki deeper as his hands planted themselves firmly on your hips, sure to leave marks to be added to ones already covering your body.
For now, you could just get lost in the feeling of your husband as he entered you slowly, a deep moan rumbling through him, and the pure look of pleasure on his face as you lifted yourself and slowly sank back down.
For tonight, you could just stay drunk on each other.
#clem talks <3#hello hello this is not my best work but it is 12am i am thinking abt him and i want to have lazy sex with him#just round after round and its sloppy and messy and just so relaxed and ugh#yeah#it would fix me#i did not do this ask justice my beloved forgive me#its not even smut. it barely qualifies. i got too tired to writemore i swear i was gonna add more#but#short and sweet!!#loki laufeyson#loki#loki x reader#loki smut
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I think that being allowed to swim in a aquarium would be good for my mental health
I just wat to say hi to the feesh
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Honestly kinda weird what an almost 60 year period of de facto de-christianization in a language and culture otherwise steeped in centuries of Christianity does to a mf.
Like ur always referring to some dude when you swear and curse but you bet your ass most of the ppl around you have never seen a church from the inside unless they took a tour to look at the colorful altars and architecture. It's just history to you. Pretty buildings etc. You don't spare a single thought towards Jesus bc his birthday isn't named after him in your language and his resurrection is linked to pre-Christian traditions that are way more fun than going to church. You forget he exists. You celebrate his days either way, but all of that happens in the shadow of the gods he replaced. God and Jesus are little more than expletives to you.
Still it feels like something was taken from you and you don't know what it is??
#uhhh#religion tw#???#i wanted to get this out bc easter is coming up and i keep getting this feeling of being bereft lol#east german stuff#or possibly eastern bloc stuff i honestly don't know how strong religious suppression was in the rest of the pact#my long winded way of saying that i mourn spiritual meaning 😔#it would fix me#(coping)
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Put me on my knees on a soft pillow between your thighs and let me rest my head there for an hour before you roughly, and without warning, slam my face into your crotch so I can eat you out and suck you off.
#ftm bottom#ftm nsft#ftm dom#ftm ns/fw#ftm sub#ftm puppy#ftm#nsft ftm#trans bottom#trans nsft#trans ns/fw#i'm just saying#it would fix me#it would be nice
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i wanna go to a cliffside so i can scream the parts
in vore that go “Ȃ̴̢̳̟͓̎̆͘͠͝R̷̜̓̈́E̶̙̹̿ ̴̛̣̲̞͔̟͊͛̐͆͝Y̵̖̰͓͕̽̌̔̈́O̷̘͑U̴̜̖̠̜̣̮̓̾̈ ̶̭̠͙͇̲̓̈́͛̚I̴̛̹̥͉̽̔͆̀̕N̴̦̻͓̂̀̓̈̾͜ ̷̨̯͓̗͉̭̐̊̔̚P̴̦̲͓̘͂̀̓̓͘͠A̵̢̖̮͓͗I̵̜͓̰̤̒͐̕N̷̤͔̔́̌̀͝ͅ ̵̣̱͕̀͠L̵͖̩̺͔͌̂́͑͘Ì̶̩͉̙͉͔͗͠K̸̡̩̪͓̪̩͛̚͠E̴̛͎͕̣̻̮͗̉̉̕ ̶͕͓͉͘͜͝Ḯ̵̭̹̽̒̚ ̷͎̻͚͊̀͑̽͊͆Ą̷͂͒̓̈́̚͝M̴̧͇͎̈́ͅ”
#it would fix me#sleep token#vessel#ii#iii#iv#sorry ive been mia with st stuff ive been sad LOL#sleep token vessel#sleep token ii#sleep token iii#sleep token iv#sleep token band#sleep token worship
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I just need him so bad, you don’t understand
#bradley bradshaw#bradley rooster bradshaw#miles teller#I need to be on a remote vacation with him asap#and he needs to be wandering around shirtless and at peace#and I will bewitch him#it would fix me
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and what if qfit once finds out that qpac calls ramon nené??? what if he leaens what it means?? HM? WHAT'S THEN??????
#IM ASKING FOR ONE THING#IT WOULD FIX ME#qsmp#fitmc#qsmp fitmc#pactw#qsmp pactw#fitpac#hideduo#ramon the egg#qsmp ramon
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