Random headcanon’s, because I can
Wick/@vinehasnohopeleft’s second chance au… I thinks that’s what it’s called
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Duncan, Sam and Travis got kicked out of an arcade a few times.
Thrice for Duncan, more times then one for Travis and Sam… actually it was only once but I think what he did was actually harmless.
Their reasons for being banned? Well… let’s list them off.
Duncan’s was mostly breaking the claw machines when he was 13 because they’re rigged, punched an arcade machine creating a dent and yelling at a customer for cheating on a ski ball game when he turned 15
(He also worked there)
Travis’ list is a long one, he pick locked some of the claw machines on his 13th birthday, snuck into a parts and services area for… actual parts when he was 14.
and the two worst of all that was on the list was hijacking two arcade games, one to try and electrocute himself to ‘enter the game’ and one to grab some coins… the staff didn’t even know how he did that one, not even Duncan.
And Sam? He didn’t do anything bad except accidentally start a small business for a couple of game coins when he was 8 but that’s pretty much it, nothing bad like the other two but it definitely pissed off some workers.
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That’s pretty much what I got for the trio.
And with that headcanon I made for Duncan and computers? Yeah it’s only computers, not a whole arcade game. And Travis? Yeah he’s a completely different person.
And as for Sam’s accidental business? It had something to do with repairing tamagotchi games, even the adults asked him for help on that one.
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Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing
Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending
Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it
Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections
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Are.. are there any matches for Smash Mouth All Star full lyrics? I need to know. For science!!!
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Closest match: Ennomos fuscantarius genome assembly, chromosome: 3
Common name: Dusky Thorn Moth
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patron request for RAYQUAZA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
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btw if a trans man decides that they want to get pregnant and you're not normal about this and start spewing a bunch of transphobic shit i show up at your house and beat you to death with a baseball bat
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