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a little something for whoever else is still wearing a mask out there!!! please sound off in the tags/replies/reblogs/etc i need to know i am not alone!!! being covid conscious in 2023 is Exhausting but anything that might make the pharmacist giving you your vaccine feel just a little embarrassed for having their whole face out in a healthcare setting is a win in my opinion. and you will also be supporting a disabled artist (me)!!!

the autism of having a monologue memorized 👍

hey sorry yeah we put your boyfriend in a game show where the only rule is that he cannot win. yeah he knows what’s going on there. they might want him to wander backstage and spill the beans. he’s the only one out of the loop, it would seem, and if they were to check his point total, they would see a big ol’ goose egg, gang. yeah he knows some trivia about the history of numbers which would serve him well in a game like this unless it had been rigged from the beginning. yeah, sorry, he’s only just begun to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. sorry.

i have an entire sketchbook due in two days

my friends. that is over 100 pages.

take a wild guess as to how many pages i've completed.

if you forgot:

I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to spill the beans... I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem... and if we check my point total here— I don’t NEED to walk to the front, because I know what it is. It’s a big ol’ GOOSE EGG, GANG. It’s a FAT ZERO. HELLO!! A little LATE ADDITION to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in Arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING! Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a game where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of NEVER guessing right in the full game is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE. Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew! Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy! I CANNOT WIN!

I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to spill the beans... I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem... and if we check my point total here— I don’t NEED to walk to the front, because I know what it is. It’s a big ol’ GOOSE EGG, GANG. It’s a FAT ZERO. HELLO!! A little LATE ADDITION to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in Arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING! Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a game where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of NEVER guessing right in the full game is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE. Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew! Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy! I CANNOT WIN!

Brennan Lee Mulligan Game Changer 02x06, Yes or No

"I know what’s going on here.

I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do.

And if you want me to wander backstage to spill the beans...

I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem... and if we check my point total here...

I don’t NEED to walk to the front, because I know what it is. It’s a big ol’ GOOSE EGG, GANG. It’s a FAT ZERO.

HELLO! A little LATE ADDITION to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in Arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers.

That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING!

Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a game where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you?

In fact, the probability of NEVER guessing right in the full game is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE.

Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means?

Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he?

Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew!

Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped, and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy! I CANNOT WIN!"

- Brennan Lee Mulligan losing his mind, Game Changer, S2E6

Asmodeus' internal monologue, probably: I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander back to my prison to spill the beans...

I’m the only one out of the pantheon, it would seem... and if we check my follower total here— I don’t need to go to Vasselheim, because I know what it is. It’s a big ol’ goose egg, gang. It’s a fat zero. Hello!! A little late addition to the Founding brought to us by our Primordial friends, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of Exandria. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most divine worship, unless it had been rigged from the beginning!

Oh, I’ve only just begun to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would think in a world where there are only so many possible virtues, that one would stumble into their absence every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of never doing evil in your whole life is a statistical wonder, and yet, here we are.

Introduced at the top of the game as a Betrayer, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems the Prime Deities, our little master creators over here, had some wax wings of their own, didn’t they? Wanted to see their son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how close to the sun he flew! Well I’m not having it! I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The Lord of Hell‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy!

I cannot win!!! 

big ol' goose egg gang

The 141 + Co. As Brenan Lee Mulligan quotes

Soap: i worked at a L.A.R.P camp, if you're an 11-year old boy, you're like " I am a demon infused mercenary who-" [*everyone laughs*] I literally had an 11-year old boy one time tell me, "my parents were killed and I was raided by wolves and I'm getting vengeance for my slain parents." and I was like, "who killed your human parents?" And he was like "no the wolf parents were killed and that's who I'm getting revenge on." And I was like " so your parents were killed and so were your foster wolf parents, but you're only getting revenge for the wolves?" And this 11-year old was like, "you got it." [Everyone cracking up]

Ghost: I know what's going on here. I know what's going on here. Okay. I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to.. spill the beans [...] it's the final question. These other two are in the loop, so. (Refering to the Sergents; who pranked him) they're in the loop. I am the only one out of the loop it would seem. And if we check my point total here. I don't need to walk to the front, because I know what it is. It's a big 'ol goose egg, gang. It's a fat zero. Hello, a little late addition to the numerical symbol chart, brought to us by our friends in arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of tidbut would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been rigged from the beginning. [Gaz: woah, dude] oh, I've only just begun to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would think in a game where there are only two possible correct choices, that one would stumble into the right answer every so often, wouldn't you? In fact the possibility of never guessing right in a full game is a statistical wonder, and yet here we are. Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus; flying too close to the sun, but it seems daedalus; our little Mastercrafter over here has some wax wings of his own, didn't he? Wanted to see his sun fall. Fall from the sky. Oh how close to the sun he flew. Well I am not having it. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle-master. The minotaur's escaped and you're gonna get the horns, buddy. [Soap: Okay, did we think we were the ones in on it, but actually [Ghost] is the only one in on it and that was rehearsed?] [Roach: that was an incredible monolog, [ghost] what is the rule of the game?] I. CANNOT. WIN.

I just typed that entire thing out by hand...

Price: everyone just get ready for when people come out and start asking you "so if vegetable people start eating vegetables is that cannibalism?" And I have to go to the tallest mountain in los angeles and go "you eat animals made of meat, and you're meat. It's like that"

Gaz: "the devil egg on the windowsill, I don't know how long it's been there, but you should eat that. [Price: [Soap] I think you should listen to the good voice, me, and not eat a big, stinky egg, who know how long that's been there. Who know how long, that's my guy.] Dude, think about it. Why would there be a deviled egg on the windowsill, if you weren't supposed to eat it? [Price: that makes no sense. Okat, typically eggs- okay, so they're gonna spoil in a matter of, I'd give it three hours, if it were in the fridge.] Dude, every second you wait, it gets worse, the safest thing is to eat it now, fast and hard. [Price: please don't eat a deviled egg that's been sitting in the sun. You are smarter than this.] [Soap: smells bad] that means the sun has disinfected it. [Price: that means that the sun has infected it. It has been infested with the raw egg-] [Soap: eats the egg] [...] oh you threw up right away... eat that second deviled egg. [Price: dont do that. Why would there be two deviled eggs on a windowsill? You already had the experience of barfing after the first one] dude it's so wet. It's ready to go.

Laswell: I just want to say, you got to wake up pretty early in the fucking morning to go "oh here's a range extender for your lav, [laswell]. Yeah don't worry, it's not attached in any way to the sound pack"

Ale: [Soap: [Ale], what is your name?] ... my name it Alejandro Vargas. [*machine dings correct*] I'm being fucked with. You understand? This is an indignity.

Rudy: this [hangout] was so fucking great [Gaz: you can't say that while actively dissociating]

Roach: laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basicalky an occupying army, ya know what I mean? You guys wanna make some bacon? [*pulls a ski mask over his head and a lit molotov out of his pocket*]

The preliminary voting rounds are over!

Congratulations to our passing class of qualified seeds! The prelim master post has been updated to strikethrough all of our eliminated candidates, so that only our survivors remain. Check it out and give all of our winners a round of applause.

Some observations, from me, your poll-runner:

I was surprised on the very first day by the Hadrian Gang clinching second place for the ghoul in his two-qual prelim over Bruce Isaac! The Lonesome Drifter was the runaway favorite, but right away I was shown that I don't necessarily know who's the most popular.

Cpl. William Farber just barely pulled ahead of Lacey (who had a strong third for most of the poll) in the dead of night for that last qualifying spot in his round. Heartbreaking! Unless you're a fan of Cpl. Farber, which I was. Probably the most tense heat of the tournament so far!

In that same round, the Garrets had a roughly 40% share the entire poll, which doesn't sound like a lot until you consider that it was an eight-way prelim. That left, on average, a measly 8.5% for every other candidate if they all got even votes (they didn't). Definitely the most dominating lead in this whole prelim by that metric, I think.

Other crushingly dominant qualifiers include Violet; the most popular named Fiend character by a landslide; Troike, the only man in his qualifying bracket (the Omertas) who is neither a violent criminal or a rapist or both; and Marjorie, whose victory came as a significant final surprise for me in the prelims here on Tumblr, which I thought was the cannibalism transsexual eroticism website. Guess we run in different circles, voters! Or maybe we just play "Beyond the Beef" in our own way.

Finally, in the very first round, we all laughed and joked about the Angela Sweep, with Angela Williams getting a 90%+ lead on Thomas Hildern within minutes of the poll going live and never letting go. But folks, we hadn't seen nothing yet. There were many winners in the prelims, and there were even more losers, but there was only one ultimate loser. There is only a single character in this whole series of prelims who got not even a single vote: a big ol' goose egg, a fat zero, a little late addition to the numerical symbol chart brought to us by our friends in Arabia.

Congratulations to the least popular character in this entire tournament of minor Fallout: New Vegas characters: Captain Gilles, the NCR commanding officer at Bitter Springs!

Congratulations, Captain, uh........what's your name again? Or sorry that happened.

This'll be it from this blog for a little bit as I seed the surviving candidates along with all of our guaranteed seeds and prepare the bracket and other materials. Once the official tournament begins, designated cheerleading opportunities will also open up so that you can campaign for your favorites in bracket! So stay tuned! And remember, you're nobody 'til somebody loves you. And it's me. I love you.

I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to spill the beans... I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem... and if we check my point total here— I don’t NEED to walk to the front, because I know what it is. It’s a big ol’ GOOSE EGG, GANG. It’s a FAT ZERO. HELLO!! A little LATE ADDITION to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in Arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING! Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a game where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of NEVER guessing right in the full game is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE. Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew! Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy! I CANNOT WIN!

I know whats going on here I know whats going on here ok i do. And if you want me to wander backstage to spill the beans… its the final question right theyre in the loop im the only one out of the loop it would seem And if we check my point total here i dont need to walk around to the front because i know what it is its a big ol goose egg gang its a fat zero hello a little late addition ti the numerical symbol chart brought to us by our friends in arabia a little tidbit bit of trivia that i happen to know about the history of numbers that i happen to know a that kind of little tidbit that would serve me well in most trivia games. Unless it had been rigged from the beginning In a game where there are only two possible correct choices the chances of never guessing right in the whole game are a sraristical wonder. Oh ive only just begun to pull the thread on this sweater friends, you would think in a game where there are only two possible correct choices that one would stumble into the right answer every so often wouldnt you in fact the probability of never guessing right in the full game is a statistical wonder and yet here we are Introduced at the top of the game as a champion what do you think that means icarus flying too close to the sun oh how close to the sun he flew but it seems daedalus our little master crafter over here had some wax wings of his own didnt he wanted to see his son fall fall from the sky oh how close to the sun he flew well im not having it! I solved your labyrinth puzzlemaster The minotaurs escaped and youre gonna get the horns buddy. I CANNOT WIN

Edited: red is stuff that i had mostly right and was just in the wrong place, green is stuff i completely forgot and honestly im a bit scared by how much of this i got right

Brennan Lee Mulligan Yes or No / Game Changer Monologue Speech

Hey guys, I couldn't find this anywhere. There were versions that were fine if you wanted to convey they idea of it, but I decided I wanted to do this word for word as a speech in my comms class just for fun, so I'll post the transcript I wrote here so that this god damn cockroach has a copy too, for when the rest of the internet dies

"(Sam: Brennan?) I know what's going on here. I know what's going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to... "Spill the beans" (Sam:I mean, there's really no need for us to do that because...) It's the final question, right? (Sam: These other two are in the loop.) They're in the loop! I'm the only one out of the loop it would seem. And if we check my point total here, I don't need to walk to the front! Because I know what it is! It's a big ol' goose egg, gang! Its a fat zero! Hello! A little late addition to numerical symbol chart brought to us by our friends in Arabia. A little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been rigged from the beginning! (Zac: Woah dude. Sam: Woah, dude.) Oh, I've only just begun to pull the thread on this sweater! Friends! You would think, in a game, where there are only two possible correct choices, that one would stumble into the right answer every so often, wouldn't you? In fact, the probability of never guessing right in the full game is a statistical wonder! And yet, here we are! Introduced in the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun... But it seems, Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn't. Wanted to see his son fall from the sky, oh how close to the sun he flew! Well, I'm not! Having it! I've solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The Minotaur's escaped, and you're gonna get the horns, buddy. (Ally: Ok, did we think we were in on it, but actually Brennan was the one in on it, and this was all rehearsed? Sam: That was an incredible monologue, Brennan, what is the rule of the game?) I cannot win!"

Chase, on JJ's gameshow: I know what's going on here. Okay? I do.

JJ, signing: Do you?

Chase: And if you want me to wander backstage to spill the beans-

JJ: I mean there's really no need for you to do that because the other two are in the loop

Chase: I am the only one out of the loop, it would SEEM, and if we check my point total here-

Chase: I don't NEED to walk to the front, because I know what it is- it's a BIG OL GOOSE EGG, GANG

Chase: IT'S A FAT ZERO

Chase: Hello! A little LATE addition to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in Arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me WELL in most trivia games, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING!

Jackie: Whoa, dude

Chase: Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, FRIENDS. You would THINK in a game where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, WOULDN'T you?

Chase: In fact, the probability of NEVER guessing right in the full game is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE.

Chase: Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little mastercrafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew!

Chase: Well I'm NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur's escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy!

Anti, giggling: Did we think we were in on it but actually Chase was the only one in on it and that was rehearsed?

JJ, on the verge of tears laughing: That was an incredible monologue. Chase, what is the rule of the game?

Chase: I. CANNOT. WIN.

JJ: That is correct, Chase!

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I 👁 CANNOT ❌🚫 WIN 🏅♂!