Jack: Van Helsing and I, the definitely-for sure canniest minds of the team, are keeping a close watch on Mina for signs of too much visible vampiritis. If her teeth get too pointy we'll sadly have to break out the stake and saw maneuver, as his been discussed and demonstrated to the entire group via Lucy and our Dracula plans. Thank goodness Harker is totally oblivious to our suspicions! Isn't that right, Harker?
Jonathan 'Spent Two Months in Vampire Hell, Fresh from Watching All His Allies Swear to Murder His Wife If She Got Too Dracula'd, Has Been Sleeping with Said Wife Every Day/Night, Has Not Let Go of His Giant Fuckoff Knife Since October 3rd' Harker, whetting the kukri until it's an atom wide as he casually takes stock of everyone's throats: No sir :) Haven't even the tiniest inkling :)
Jack: Excellent, you just keep those cold hands steadily sharpening that knife and stay ignorant to our tragic-wise machinations
Jonathan: Will do :)
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i hate you health insurance i hate you deductibles i hate you credit cards i hate you student loans i hate you capitalist system that mires anyone under a certain income bracket in debt to ensure that you'll never run out of wage slaves
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Idk I guess if I was in the vestige realm watching my grandson trying to destroy everything because of obvious trauma stemming from abuse my own son (who I abandoned and thus also traumatized) put him through and grooming from another fully grown evil, cultist man, I’d advocate for his life a little more— but that’s just me idk
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me: yeah i have read nothing but lawlight for the past few months and im kinda getting sick of it. let's take a break
me: takes a single fic break
me, approx 5 days later: THE SILLY GUYS OMG I LOVE THEM SO MUCH RAAAAAA hello lawlight brainrot welcome back 👋
anyways if this extract from this fic doesn't sum up their entire dynamic in a nutshell then i don't know what does
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oop oc concept posting! this bad bitch is for an original story of mine - the main characters are all from different "genres", and i needed One More to round out the group and well. puppet-y guy fit the bill! i can't decide on a name!
she's from a children's show that had a western themed rock group that would provide lessons through the power of Music! she was the band guitarist until she fuckin. fell into the labyrinth & got corrupted by her found family of idiot assholes
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If i hear or see one more person comparing mitski to lana del rey i will not be afraid to shoot on site
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Thinking about Saiki goes to the bottom of the ocean because it fuzzes out others thoughts and is the closest thing he'll have to silence. Thinking about if he's ever thought about letting himself drown or even try to because he knows he just can't die but he wants to..
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