#is Not A Good Thing; then holy fucking shit what is wrong with you
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someone older.
dbf!rafe cameron x afab!reader
warnings: language, age gap (reader is in her early 20s, and rafe is in his late 30s), cheating, male oral receiving, unprotected sex, pet names: doll & baby, body worship, plot twist & praising
synopsis: being close with your father’s business partner has its highs; and possible downs.
it was so wrong.
but god how it felt so good.
-having your dad’s associate balls deep in your pussy. “you know this isn’t right, doll.” rafe gulped looking out the window to keep an eye on your father, grilling in the backyard.
i whimpered, clawing at his chest sitting down on his lap with a huff. “he’s not the boss of me anymore.. m a big girl now.” i leaned close to his ear and nipped at his lobe.
rafe closed his eyes, feeling the temptation slowly over come him. shit.. his wife? your father?
“come on.. no one will know.” i kissed his jaw. slowly circling my hips against his growing bulge. Rafe groaned throwing his head back against the chair. fuck. you were gonna kill him.
“please, mr. cameron? no one will know.. it’ll be our secret.” i smirked knowing he was cracking; and i was about to get what i’ve wanted for the longest time.
Rafe opened his eyes, and slid his hand up my back and to the back of my neck, “hurry..” he bit his lip. i giggled sliding off his lap and onto the floor; my knees digging into the hardwood floors, of my father’s study.
i took my time unbuttoning his slacks and loosing his belt, when rafe muttered “doll, please.” he rushed me. i rolled my eyes but complied, pulling his boxers down just enough to pull his cock out.
Rafe groaned, gripping my shoulder as i kitten licked his tip, leaving my lip gloss smeared. “fuck..” he clamped his eyes shut when i swirled my tongue around the underside of his cock, following his vein.
i closed my eyes, ignoring the sting in my throat when i took him all the way in. “holy- oh god. fuck, baby..” Rafes eyes shoot open and he grips your hair, when he feels you gag around him. i look up at him through my lashes and pull off. i stand up from my knees and wipe my mouth with the back of my hand.
“want you to fuck me now, Mr. Cameron.” i smiled sweetly at him, still trying to put on the oh so innocent show. Rafe tried to catch his breath, blissfully unaware that my father had finished barbecuing. i smirked as i slid my baby pink thong off and shoved it into his pants pocket and placed myself right back where i started.
“is that okay?” i titled my head, running my nails down his chest to his throbbing cock. Rafe gulped, we already went this far.. Rafe nodded. “we gotta be fast though.” i kissed his cheek, as i lifted myself up and grasped his cock.
i bit my lip, trying my best not to moan so loud, as Rafe split me in half. he was definitely the biggest i’ve ever had. “holy fuck, mr. cameron..” i whimpered into his neck. Rafe placed his hands on my hips, easing me onto his thick cock. “y’so tight..“ Rafe groaned lifting my hips up and slamming up into me.
my eyes rolled, as i let out silent moans. “so much better than my wife..” Rafe panted as i bounced on his cock. he kissed up and down my neck, whispering soft praises.
i slapped my hand over my mouth when Rafe lifted me up and slammed up into me once more, his tip bruising my sweet spot. “fuck!” i yelled not being able to hold back my voice anymore. Rafe grunted, feeling me clinch around him. “fuck- shit.. y’gonna cum on my fat cock, doll?” Rafe grinned pushed my hair out of my face while he licked my neck.
there was a loud banging on the door when my father busted into the room. “What the fuck?!” next thing i new, i was getting pulled to the ground.
#rafe cameron#outerbanks rafe#rafe outer banks#drew starkey#rafe imagine#rafe obx#rafe smut#rafe x reader#rafe x you#rafe cameron smut#dbf!rafe#aphrodisiaexotica#rafe ౨ৎ
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Hello
My drabble ask is infidelity 🫣 with Joel.. but readers current bf is really toxic and doesn't treat her well and she's planning on leaving him anyway and Joel says that he doesn't want to share and that he wants to be with her 🥺
Oh I can't tell you how excited I was for this 😈 I might have to make another infidelity fic bc holy shit 👀 (obviously I don't condone this behavior irl, but ooo is it hot in fic)
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“Oh shit,” Joel grunts. “Little wider for me, baby, you’re too fuckin’ tight. Poor lil pussy ain’t been gettin’ fucked right.”
Your face heats at his words, but you obey, whimpering as you help him spread your legs further apart, your muscles aching in a delicious way paired with his cock dragging in and out of your slick cunt. Your back arches, your head getting thrown back onto your pillow as he hits something devastatingly deep inside of you.
“Fuck, Joel,” you whine, pussy fluttering around him. You feel like all your senses have been cut off, your sole focus on the way he’s stretching you out for him.
“Tha’s right, baby, call my name. Sounds better than that fuckin’ boy you think’s so good for ya. You know he can’t make you feel like this. His dick’s probably as shriveled as his damn brain.”
You hate the way your pussy clenches upon hearing Joel talk shit about your boyfriend. It’s wrong—god, it’s so wrong—but it feels so fucking good. You know he can hear the way you fake coming around Liam’s cock most nights, knows the difference between the way you moan Joel’s name so gutterally and the way you have to say your boyfriend’s like it’s an obligation—a chore.
It took him a few weeks to get you into his bed. A few weeks of him comforting you after fights and tantrums from your boyfriend. A few weeks of you trying to hold back your lustful gaze from your much older next door neighbor. A few weeks of you ignoring how he looked at you the same way.
It took your boyfriend hitting you for you to finally listen to what Joel was telling you, what you knew was true.
Joel was there waiting at his door when he saw Liam leave the apartment. It’s a good thing he didn’t see what happened before, because he probably would have killed him. You slept with him that night not only to distract him from your freshly blackened eye, but also because you came to that realization.
Joel would do things for you that your boyfriend would never even consider. It wasn’t until he split you open on his cock for the first time, gave you four orgasms, then fed you, showered you, and held you tenderly until you fell asleep, that you understood that’s what you deserve. What Joel kept insisting you deserve.
You deserve the way he’s making you drool right now, using your legs as leverage to pummel into you at an ungodly pace. You deserve the way you both fall apart at the same time, clinging to each other and moaning and licking into each other’s mouths like you’re trying to consume each other. You deserve the way Joel showers you in dirty praise as you pant and catch your breath after coming for a third time.
And Joel deserves the way you’re going to go back to your apartment and pack your shit tonight.
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#pedro pascal#fan fiction#ao3#pedro pascal smut#smut#pedro pascal characters#fluff#pedro pascal fanfiction#joel miller#toxic boyfriend#pedro pascal x reader#joel miller x reader#joel miller smut#joel miller fanfiction#joel miller x you#tlou fanfiction#the last of us fanfiction#joel miller fic#drabble#requested#requested fic#fic request
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THE BEST OF PRIORITY: TUCHANKA (PART 2)
Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, Urdnot Wrex, and Dr. Mordin Solus
With: Urdnot Bakara
And a Special Guest Appearance by: Kalros, Mother of All Thresher Maws
I MADE A MISTAKE! I made a mistake... big picture made of little pictures- too many variables. Can't hide behind statistics... can't ignore new data- my responsibility. Need to go- running out of time. Not your work, not your cure- not your decision. Had to be me- someone else might have gotten it wrong...
Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)
#mira makes gifs ✨#sophie shepard#james vega#EDI#urdnot wrex#mordin solus#mass effect#mass effect 3#me3#mass effect legendary edition#dailygaming#i'm gonna continue the rambles in the part 2 gifset but one of the things i adore about tuchanka is the scenic shots#there are literally so many gorgeous ones that about half of part two is scenic shots because holy fuck tuchanka is beautiful#the kalros reaper ones especially? like those are so cool i had to include at LEAST a few of them bc that fight is awesome#and when the cure disperses?? literally the prettiest scene in the game#EDI and james have really cute dialogue together too!! i adored their moments towards the end of the mission#although i did say i was gonna give thoughts on mordin in sur'kesh and i think it boils down to him being an okay?? character in my book#like mordin definitely isn't one of my favorites but i will respect that he's definitely a very complex character and he's interesting imo#especially in terms of how he's written and his motivations/how he sort of grows and evolves over both ME2 and ME3#like the quote i subquoted the post with is the one you get when you try to stall him from going up into the tower#(so it's not from soph's canon- but i love the scene so i used it anyways)#and one of the things i really like is that you can see the switch from mordin in ME2 who argues that what he did was RIGHT#versus mordin in ME3 who is starting to see what was wrong in the context of all the new information he has#and for me- seeing a character who can grow to recognize that they're flawed and made mistakes- i can respect the HELL outta that#even if mordin isn't my favorite character in the trilogy i'm gonna give him massive props for his character growth arc#because it's always interesting to see someone grow and recognize their mistakes and find a way to be a better person#to own their mistakes and fix the shit that they fucked up#i don't think i'd ever choose the option to not cure the genophage but mordin will always get props from me for his character arc tbh#i'll stop rambling now! have a good day wherever you are <3
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bro: hey you wanna finish watching the last 8 episodes of stone ocean
me: yeah sure
*4 hours later*
me: *is irreparably changed*
#jjba spoilers#jojo spoilers#stone ocean spoilers#I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED BETWEEN PT 6 AND 7 TO MAKE IT LIKE THAT#BUT I ALSO THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ARAKI GOING 'hmm im just gonna make a new universe for part 7'#I DIDNT THINK IT WAS GONNA BE PART OF THE PLOT HELLO#like im happy everybody's having a good time and all#but holy fucking shit#also EMPORIO MY BOY IM SO PROUD#oh! and Anasui asking Jotaro for his blessing to marry Jolene was so funny#Anasui: *a wholeass speech about genuinely wanting Jotaro's blessing and saying how he loves Jolene*#Jotaro trying to keep an eye out for Pucci so they dont all fucking die: what the FUCK are you talking about#and that whole fucking thing with Pearla and Weather Report (his name being Wes is something i will Never Forget)#and the reason he wants to murder Pucci in cold blood was so like. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#Weather literally did nothing wrong but also the narrator in that episode was right. who are you supposed to blame?#like the only answer is the fucking racist private detective and the other racist guys with him#but if Weather's mom hadn't switched him out as a kid literally none of this would've happened#(i am still thinking about this episode. the racists are definitely at fault but also. consequences of certain actions make you think)#and man MAN#Anasui was setting up so many death flags for himself but then fucking EVERYONE EXCEPT EMPORIO DIES?#that shit got me#fucked me up a lil#ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING YOU KNOW#THIS IS JOJO#SO USUALLY A JOJO IS THE ONE TO DEFEAT THE MAIN VILLAIN#god. god#EVEN THE FINAL VERSION OF THE OPENING MISLEADS YOU WITH JOLENE FIGHTING PUCCI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#the hardest part was probably not making a Morbius joke when Jolene turned her threads into mobius strips
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It pleases me to no end to see people come to the fraggle fandom via the 2022 show and explore the 1986 show after. It's so lovely.
#listen#i cannot tell you what my favorite of the two is so don't ask#they're both really good!#the music in ogfr feels more iconic but i like some of the characterizations more in bttr#also bttr has some good covers of fr songs#like they do completely different things with them#turning chase the wind from a sport anthem to a queer pride anthem?#holy shit that is a stroke of genius right there#the original songs are good too!#one heart feels like a 2010s broadway villain song#gobo is nicer in bttr and the narrative doesn't treat him like he's Always Right#Gobo always rubbed me the wrong way but i like him in bttr#and Red fucking#has depression#like damn#fraggle rock#fraggle rock back to the rock
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I read the “Good omens 2 is bad on purpose” theory and while the author is annoying it does make sense! However I don’t think they’re aware that if it’s true it could only ever be the death/rebirth type set up for an End of Evangelion style “I Hate Every Single One Of You” ending
#Like. you dont have the villain make everyone act fanficcy and adding rifts to their relationship by making it more romantic#in a story that will end up positive on fanfic tropes and romantic azi/crowley? does she know what shes saying.#like. like he would be doing the Jane Austen Party to them. and the jane austen party is horrific.#i was watching that whole thing in horror. Not knowing how to feel as i just. Holy shit *azi whats wrong with you*#It does read like. like a homestuck epilogues type fanfiction parody. A narrator is making them act out a romance they should not be in.#if fucking good omens 3 goes full homestuck epilogues scorched earth mode people would go *bonkers*#and i would fucking love it. like unironically it would be *so funny*#can't imagine it would be as *interesting as the homestuck epilogues were but it would be *incredible*#just. just. superhell all over again.#it would be so so funny#good omens#Neil gaiman keeps his askbox open so he can include 1 frame death threats in season 3 like in end of eva#(i dont think any of what i just wrote is actually the case i think the show is just bad)#(however. however. what if. )
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Me when my coworker quits after breaking down in the middle of a shift bc the boss did not tell us a goddamn gallery opening party would be happening and they bring wine (we do not have an alcohol license, we are a coffee shop) and there’s like 12 kids running around (while all the adults are drinking wine in the shop) and the line is out the door but my boss turns up and asks me why we’re upset (and blames me for being uncomfortable about the wine in the shop despite it being illegal) and also no lunch break (also illegal) and tries to laugh about my coworker’s breakdown (very warranted)
#rant#sorry to vent on sideblog but holy FUCK what the shit#so many things wrong today ngl#highly considering jumping ship w my coworker bc like!!!! bad bad bad#manager who came in to help: how are you doing?#me: I feel like a windup chimp w the cymbals but instead it’s making drinks and smiling#him: haha! that’s a good one#me: :) :) :) (literally on autopilot bc my brain cannot think with the amount of noise from the people in shop)#vent#alcohol#idk what to tag in case people do not want to see uhhhh hope this suffices
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I’m so mad I just watched the first episode of Hornblower. Only now! After finishing my dissertation! When my dissertation topic was literally the portrayal of epilepsy in film and television
#I’m FUMING#the guy who got cut loose? I think he’s dead (better fucking not be btw but he’s got exposure and dehydration to deal with + a head injury)#that’s a seizure! those were seizures!#and it’s implied he gets them fairly regularly????#I know what a seizure looks and sounds like THAT was a seizure#I’m so mad. the show NEVER came up when I was looking for seizures on screen (in fiction)#I’m so mad because A- that could have added SO SO much to my paper! epilepsy/seizures in a historical WAR drama?!??#and it’s NOT the main focus????#and B- I missed the valid opportunity to watch the show lol#also C - it was a surprisingly GOOD portrayal! like holy fuck??#I have had to sift through DECADES of film and TV representations of epilepsy/seizures#and most of it is. it’s really bad. they get so much wrong or just straight up dehumanise the character#I’ve seen a lot and there’s soooo many details that are just WRONG.#and yeah were both seizures scenes in Hornblower perfect? nah but they were clearly better than other ones#for example YOU DONT HIT SOMEONE ON THE HEAD WITH A TILLER HANDLE WHEN HES SEIZING#so if he didn’t die from THAT then it’s definitely starvation/exposure#holy shit actually thinking about it that character has got to wake up in a horror story#last thing he’ll remember is being on the launch boat with the crew and the NEXT is waking up in THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN ALONE#that’s scary#I’ve had so many seizures and tha.#that’s scary. even if you’re not loved from where it began it’s TERRIFYING#there was so much there I could have talked about!!!! FUCK#in other news I just started the Hornblower tv show#god I’m so stressed out lol he better not die#(he will I’m sorry but I’ve seen enough epilepsy on tv to KNOW he dies. bury your epileptics lmao)#fucking. hell!#wanna know WHY I watched it AFTER I submitted the diss?? I was saving it as a treat to celebrate submitting the diss with#I was purposely NOT watching the show because I wanted to finish my paper first lmao#FUUUCK#anyways
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Catch me crying and blowing up over the newest Owl House episode oh my goddd
#my posts#holy SHIT give these kids some HELP#also eda and raine :(( guys please just confess your love the world is ending come on#and king wanting to help because he's a TITAN for pete's sake he SHOULD help#but he's still so little...#and the lumity kiss HOLY SHIT#that animation was MWAH and so SMOOTH and i am LOSING IT#and hunter. hunter desperately not telling his new friends what's going on with him because he doesn't want to take up space..#and luz not telling them yet that she helped phillip in a way...#these kids are so scared and desperate#they're trying to hold what they love close to them but it keeps crumbling away#AAAAAAAA#really good episode guys please go watch it bc JESUS#also fuck you odalia!#at least alador's trying i liked him a lot more this episode#clouds on the horizon#the owl house#the owl house spoilers#toh spoilers#ALSO also kikimora I'm legit going to kick your ass you've been given SO many chances to realize you're doing the wrong thing and YET#also also also the collector seems to be noticing belos might be lying to them 👀
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adammmmm
#speak iza#gif#literally doomed from the start the key to your freedom flushed down the drain before you could do anything#but then what? how are you supposed to win a game youre only an obstacle in#john voice my philosophy first and foremost is cops have it wrong let me show you *does exactly the same thing they do#adam. laying down on the ground they expect you to do something and then die or sit there and get killed and how#that reflects people living in poverty#ughhhh jigsaws a man who was cheated by the system supposed to benefit him and instead of going holy shit#people taking control of others' lives because of their preconcieved notions on who deserves to live are evil#watch saw 6 quite hilarious to put them in a situation but alll that collateral damage#man was 100% on board to have lawrence's wife and daughter killed if he didnt go through with adam its insane#he literally doesnt care about his victims even though he thinks he does god amanda amdnaaa#nerve gas chamber :( thinks about that post john fucking failed her like the system did#anyways adam. amanda. good god
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“celebrating the ides of march for the wrong reasons” what are you, catholic
#like holy shit shut up#if you think ceaser being a dictator was good just bc he was popular does not mean that was the case#no one is saying the senators and conspirators who stabbed a man to death were good either#it’s just the whole thing is a comedy wdym#like how long would ceaser have that popular support? many dictators get to power because of popular support#then down the line they fuck over those who got them there#we’ve seen it all over history#ceaser just got killed before any of that could really happen and thus people like this remember him as a hero#and not as a guy who basically held power over everything bc he had the military under lock and key#i also realized i’m spelling caeser#wrong but#on mobile so i cant fix that#anyway tho#bro shut up#is what i’m saying#he speaks
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on that note. heyy wait no nvm what i was abt to say i think i just found the glitch in the matrix here.. OHHHHH I DID
#LETS GOOO I WAS WONDERING IF ID FIND ANYTHING ABT THIS SOON#imagine a whole ass country getting kh2 prologues photo'd. would that be fucked up or what#i love when the game gets ever so slightly fucked up lookin. i wish i could play this on a crt#'choosing someone to date is a little out of your comfort zone' Hello. aspec beam blasting siffrin rn#'WE HAVE ONE OF THOSE AT HOME'.... god#MIRABELLE ASPEC BEAM AS WELL????#oh my god these poor kids have to deal with amatonormativity too. as if the time freezing shit wasnt enough#oh my god?#SIFFRIN CONFIRMED ASEXUAL REAL?????????????????????#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H#0(-(#finally some good fucking aspec rep and TWO OF THEM AT ONCE we are so winning. hhhholy shit my heart#'how do you deal with it then' '[you dont]' yeah 👍#these 2 are very much my favorites. i already knew that before this lil thing but im so . !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#BOOSTS ALL OF HER STATS BY HOW MUCH??? CHRIST. OK#holy shit shes just busted now#AGH MY COMPUTER BATTERY#well i got thru Odiles thingy too at least. hers was vv good too.....#was trying to speed thru bonnies but i kept getting the questions wrong sjcbksbx#thats it for tonight i guess. bc i am Not getting up to get my charger rn#isat#isat spoilers
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Update they both hate me because I told the child one of them was harassing the acc he could block to try and stop it
#I knew they’d find out tbh and idc their reaction is all I need to know#the one that was harassing a minor is the same one someone said was a piece of shit when the psychiatrist stuff was happening#her bf stood by and watched her harass his friend like they’re both vague tweeting that oh well she didn’t know his age man idc the age just#made me more angry the fact that you did it in the first place is fucked up it always has been and y’all both know I think that#if y’all tweeted about not liking someone on priv and that was it I wouldn’t care#but it’s the constant pqrting because you know it’ll upset that person and give anxiety etc that makes it harassment and makes me mad#and now they’re both tweeting things like oh well you shouldn’t be following him at your big age how dare you disrespect us#an adult just knowing a minor is not a bad thing like holy shit get off the Internet please#plus I couldn’t message without following so I followed in hopes to be mutuals so I could warn him but I shouldn’t have to have an excuse#following isn’t some intimate thing y’all just wanna hate me more#she also tweeted about how I lied (I didn’t) and that she’d expose me#like for what? being a bad friend like two years ago? when we talked it out I fully agreed that yeah I shouldn’t have talked about those#topics etc bro I literally said there was no excuse and I’m sorry it all happened but it’s pretty obvious I have grown and changed to be#better you can’t expose me when I have receipts of me taking responsibility and doing what I could to show I was wrong#and I’m sorry how is trying to protect a minor who you are harassing the thing that drives you away for good#did I disrespect a toxic relationship oh no how dare I y’all need to get help friends of your partner shouldn’t be harassed just because bpd#jealousy like I have bpd too I really hate some of my bf’s friends and wish he wouldn’t talk to them but what do I do about it? nothing#i distract myself maybe but I know if I do what I want yknow like telling my bf to stop being friends with someone I know I’d be in the wron#and I know he should break up with me etc etc like that doesn’t mean I don’t have these thoughts which sure aren’t healthy but at least I’m#not fucking acting on them like at least give yourself a safe outlet idc when you just tweet about it on priv most of the time but this pqrt#shit has to stop if you wanna stay my friend I’m obviously at my limit with how y’all are both so content with how toxic y’all’s relationshi#is and won’t do anything about it to the point minors are being harassed but oh it’s okay I didn’t know and I stopped when I knew#how can you watch your bf harass a friend of yours just because y’all ARE FRIENDS god it’s so infuriating#she never apologized for the psychiatrist stuff btw lmao#I know they both want a reaction out of me so I’ll act first and apologize or something but I just don’t care anymore#I’m done man like that Drake and Josh episode but fuck Drake bell btw#kinda hope next time I open twt I’m blocked since they want a reaction so bad#like nah I’m tweeting like nothing happened because y’all really showed your priorities and morals#maybe y’all should do what your bpd tweets have been saying and just have eachother y’all don’t need anyone else
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The more I learn about John Constantine? The more I am certain you COULD just... dump Danny on him.
Like... literally.
Full on, sack of unconscious potatoes, "here ya go, deal with it, here's an unconscious royal teenager!", Dumped in his arms/lap at some shitty hole in the wall bar, by Suspicious Supernatural Forces, DUMPED on him. Like? Yep. It's a Tuesday. Guess he's NOT getting to finish this beer.
And you know what?
Knowing the crowd Danny runs with? They'd at least... SORTA try and explain what's happening? Instead of play the fun ol "HOT POTATO! Think fast, Constantine! Figure it out!" And run shpeal that he normally deals with. Thoughtful, really.
Don't get him wrong. It's still BULLSHIT. But at least he has a vague idea of WHY he's holding an unconscious, heavily bleeding, half-divine-but-not-really half human, teenager.
Fuckers left a few sticky notes.
THANKS.
He just LOVES patching up actively radioactive wounds while trying to translate... what is this? Mesopotamian? Who writes out their emojis in Mesopotamian?! "Smiling face emotional picture" my ASS. Still...
Kid in way over their head, hunted by damn never everyone for trying to do the right thing, AND grappling with their recent lose of a decent chunk of their own humanity? Oh and now he's KING of a whole spankin new Realm!
Fuck "Realms". Nothing ever good comes out of "Realms".
And APPARENTLY? His VIP returning customers spot under the Bus has been reserved! Because he's the kid's "Gaurdian". Why? So the nice Goverment stooges in suits will come knocking on HIS door first, of course.
......he'd be more pissed about that one if he wasn't REAL interested in what those bastards had to say for themselves. Meddling with forces they shouldn't be touching. Provoking God only knows what. He fucking KNEW those storms weren't natural.
Just? John getting handed a Suspect Youth. Press X for doubt and Sus. Okay... then give him back. No! Fuck you, says local Laughing Magician, I don't trust you EITHER.
Danny wakes up to the... VERY? Ngl? Intense(tm) stare down of... holy shit, are you an Actual Angel? (Yes. He is. Better hope you're not secretly evil or he's gonna bring The Smiting) Then the world's ACTUAL greatest Detective, who is a chimpanzee, offers him expertly made tea and the cheap take-out John brought with him.
He is in Space.
It's still not the weirdest morning he's ever had. But it's getting there.
@the-witchhunter @hdgnj @hypewinter @nerdpoe @lolottes @babbling-babull
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Gotham rained a lot more than Amity ever did.
Danny could not help but appreciate the differences. From the way the city itself curled around her inhabitants to the weather, Gotham was far darker than Amity ever managed to be.
Still, there were similarities. The screams, for one. In Amity, it was ghosts, their victims, and whichever ghostbuster of the day rocking up to rock each other’s shit. Another similarity? Danny’s inability to not get himself into troublesome shit, because he could never ignore a cry for help.
That scream was a cry for help if he’s ever heard one.
Danny cursed himself as he slipped through the alleyways, strides becoming smoother and agile than he normally walked like. He stuck to the shadows, the prickling of ghostly senses and honed vigilante instincts guiding him towards the scream. It was a man, getting stabbed by a guy in a red helmet.
Danny maintained that he was new here.
Which is why his foot connected solidly with Red Helmet's... red helmet.
"Motherfuc-" Red Helmet shouted as he was punted several feet away.
"Holy shit dude, are you good?"
Danny helped the guy up.
"Thank fuck! Back up! What took you so long?! Boss is gunna be so pissed if we're late!"
Hold up. Boss?
"Boss?"
“Black Mask, asshole! We gotta go before he decides to cut off our limbs!”
Danny yanked the guy to the side just as a bullet ricocheted off the rusted fire escape.
“Ope!”
“You’re not going anywhere.” A mechanical voice growled behind them.
“Oh fuck, Red Helmet guy.” Danny muttered.
“Shit, ya gotta run, tell boss I got caught.” The injured goon- because it was now apparent to Danny that the guy was working for someone dangerous- said. Danny appreciated the thought, but he only intervened because the guy was getting stabbed.
“Uh,” Danny hesitated. Clearly the guy had the wrong idea.
“Don’t make a move, unless you want your fucking heads blown off,” Red Helmet guy- wait, why does he feel liminal?- raised his guns. “Why don-”
Red Helmet guy was cut off by the thud of the now unconscious goon.
His helmet tilted down and then back up at Danny.
“Guess it’s just you and me,” Helmet guy sneered out. “Better tell me everything you know about Black Mask, or else you’ll get a taste of what he had.”
Danny held up his hands even though he knew he could just let the bullets phase through him. The smart thing would be to absolve himself and not get in the middle of two criminal’s beef as a civilian.
Danny’s full name, however, could have been Danny ‘Dumb Decisions’ Fenton. So, Danny practically interjected himself like an overexcited puppy at a doggy daycare.
“Okay, no need to get bloody. But uh, I have a question.”
Red Helmet cocked his head and mockingly gestured with his gun. “Sure, why not.”
Danny let as much of his midwestern accent into his voice as possible. “Who’s, uh, Black Mask?”
Red Helmet paused. Then he sighed. “You’re not from here, are you?”
“No…? I’m, uh, new in town.”
Red Helmet lowered his guns, and for some reason, Danny could tell that he was exasperated.
“Why would you even get in between a fight, dumbass? I have a gun! I coulda killed ya! He’s a criminal’”
Danny protested. Rude! “In my defense, you were stabbing him! You’re a criminal too, you know!”
“That makes it worse! You-!” Red Helmet paused. “Wait, do you even know who I am?”
Danny let his gaze wander down to the red bat-shaped logo on the guy’s chest. “Uh… Red Helmet… bat-guy?” He hazarded a guess.
“Oh my god, you’re an idiot.”
Danny gaped. “Excuse me?!”
“You heard me,” Red Helmet put his gun back and planted his fists on his hips. “You’re an idiot. Who gets in between a vigilante and the goon of a crime lord.”
Danny crossed his arms, leveling an unimpressed look at Red Helmet. “I’ve never heard of a vigilante killing someone, Red Helmet Bat-Guy.”
“It’s Red Hood.” Red Helmet sighed, walking closer. “And I wasn’t going to kill him.” Danny scoffed.
Danny relaxed, sensing the truth coming from Red Helmet guy’s liminal aspects.
“He’ll die looking at your ugly mug,” Danny sassed. “You’re gonna get him to a hospital, right? I’ll go with you.”
“Are you midwesterners all this trusting? What if I was the goon and this guy was the vigilante?”
Red Hood hiked the goon over his shoulder in a fireman carry. Danny followed after him.
“He’s the one that told me to go running back to his boss, Red Helmet.”
“It’s Red Hood.”
“That doesn’t look like a hood.”
Danny grinned as Red Helmet grumbled. How interesting! Maybe he won’t miss Amity as much as he thought he would!
“Ugh, fine, I guess someone’s gotta watch your dumb ass so you don’t get mugged.”
“I can take care of myself!”
Hood grunted. “I guess that kick wasn’t half bad.”
Danny beamed at him. “Thanks!”
——
Danny chucked a chimichanga at Red Hood.
“Wait a minute, you’re a crime lord! Being a goon was way less illegal than being a vigilante crime lord!”
Red Hood cackled at him.
#danny phantom#red hood#batman#jason todd#dc x dp#dpxdc#bamf danny phantom#Danny the extrovert who adopted Jason the introvert
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Been watching sooooo much say yes to the dress so.....
Steve and Robin are consultants and co-designers at Kleinsfeld. Robin especially loves designing and Steve really loves that moment brides find The Dress because they light up and he helped make that happen and it just makes him smile
Enter Eddie Munson, rockstar and definitely not in a relationship but at Kleinsfeld to find a dress he can wear for an upcoming music video that's a little corpse bride vibes re revenge and murder (dead bride raised by necromancer and given opportunity to get revenge on her killer ex)
Eddie shows up with the guys and Steve/Robin are their consultants (they can't be separated bad things happen like Robin knocking over a rack of dresses bc Steve isn't there to pull her back in time) and when Steve (knows who Eddie is, doesn't care that much, they get celebrities all the time) asks who the bride is neither blink at Eddie raising his hand with a shit eating grin
They just go right into the design/style/budget questions and Eddie is almost disappointed he didn't get to cause more of a scene lmao
Anyway Steve is the one helping in the dressing room and he's getting Eddie into this big dramatic ballgown when Eddie asks why he's a consultant
Steve inadvertently just rambles about helping brides and making them feel the center of attention and cared for and special during their appointments. He also talks about designing affordable but fashionable dresses with Robin since he has experience with high fashion and general design and she knows best about keeping costs down without making things ugly
Obviously Eddie Munson is immediately heart eyes listening to this guy describe all of this while expertly lacing a ballgown corset and getting clips in place so it fits right and before he knows it Steve is leading him to where Robin and the band are waiting
The guys are immediately all giving Looks (derogatory) but can't describe what's wrong until Robin looks at Eddie and asks if he's adverse to negative feedback
Eddie is like "???? No, I guess???"
And is just even more confused when Robin goes, "No. Really, think about it."
So when he says it's fine Robin pushes Steve forward and tells him to let loose. Eddie is surprised cuz Steve is so sweet? How could he possibly be mean? And then Steve just holds nothing back like "the color washes you out, that beading makes your chest look uneven, the ballgown is actually a horrible silhouette on you because you just look uncomfortable having so much dress hanging off you"
And he says it all with this little popped out hip and slightly pursed mouth and raised eyebrow and it's so so bitchy and Eddie is fucking in love okay, he's gone, he needs to make fun of other people with Steve immediately
But also he's a gremlin so he's like "can a guy even look good in a wedding dress tho, like, does it matter?"
And Robin immediately jumps in like "of course it does you plebian especially if you want the music video to be any good"
This leads to Eddie and the guys not believing them so Robin and Steve share A Look and they do love proving people wrong so they're both like "bet" and tell Eddie to wait there
Cue them grabbing a sample dress (click to see what I'm thinking literally this is such a pretty dress holy shit) from their collection, putting Steve in it, and then showing it off
Eddie is dead. Immediately. Steve's arms? His legs? His chest? His confident little smirk as he spins in front of them?? 4 braincells dead and 28 injured in Eddie’s head
Anyway he literally ends up on his knees begging Steve to be in the music video, Steve agrees cuz he thinks Eddie is hot and funny, and CC fans lose their shit over the bride and his dress in the music video, especially when he and Eddie kiss at the end after the revenge murdering
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#platonic stobin#stobin#robin buckley#corroded coffin#rockstar eddie munson#designer steve harrington#say yes to the dress#my writing#the brainworms here are unbelievable#maybe I'll write it one day#idk have to see how long it lingers hfkshfks#bitchy steve harrington my beloved btw#i love that for him
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