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critterbitter · 5 months

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SUBMAS MASTERPOST

Hello, my name is Crit (he/them.) Welcome to my SUBMAS art blog, @critterbitter! It is sfw, but please take care if you are a minor, as I’m Old. Thanks! To reach my main blog, please direct your attention to @proxycrit .

This is a masterpost of all the art and comics I’ve done for the funny train men so far. Feel free to browse and definitely feel free to comment!

(Here’s my kofi as well! If you wish to tip.)

All work can also be found under #myart.

Comics/Art List:

A SUBMAS spotify playlist-- Post Hisui Muppet Council

Emmet and eelektross— you and your dog get sent to feudal japan

Ingo and lady sneasler— you weigh like a bag of grapes

Emmet, meet volo

tynamo and emmet’s first meeting (they become friends instantly)

Litwick and ingo’s first meeting (they become enemies immediately)

Aftermath of training

The starters perform care on full grown men

Committing war crimes on both eel and man

Submas kids— the Snack that smiles back, litwick edition

Box shenanigans (caricatures of the children)

Emmet and litwick come to a deal

The difference in starter relationships boggles the mind

Good morning, litwick (good night, lady sneasler.)

Ingo fights his inner envy demons with the communication stick

Coat flapping

You are Beloved, Lampent. That’s all.

A jackie at gear station

Tynamo evolution blues (this is funny)

The imposter syndrome sets in (it is no longer funny)

Library blues (elesa should be paid for carrying books)

Sassy night light

Happy eel dog

The joyful ordeal of evolution

Eelektrik boa (a gold standard!)

Lampent discovers discourse. This becomes everybody's problem.

Nimbasa trio walk and talk

Couch party (it's poll time!)

SUBMAS AU: Conventional Starters

Lampent is an umbrella, if you squint

Happy Holidays!

Eel-esa outfit (cause, you know, she dresses like an eel. Get it? Get it?)

Scheming

Master of manipulation.

They left Lampent in a Deino's Parking Lot

"These are our Exoskeletons, Elesa."

Chance meeting

Forbidden Lore Unlocked

Introducing Elesa, the New Kid from Sinnoh

Elesa and Blitzle

Outside the crowd

Volume Control

COLLAB: Forgiveness is Electric

Volume Control (Reprise)

Food Exchange

Electric starters

Homesick

Metaphorical and Literal Rat Children

Trouble starters

Snapshots: Route 3

Snapshots: Castelia City

Snapshots: Virbank Complex

Snapshots: Desert Resort

Snapshots: Route 8

Snapshots: Nimbasa City

Snapshots: Celestial Tower

Snapshots: Pinwheel Forest

Snapshots: Route 18

Snapshots: Anville Town

Snapshots: Undella Bay

Snapshots: Flocessy Ranch

Snapshots: Route 10

Snapshots: Driftveil City

Snapshots: Twist Mountain

Snapshots: Relic Passage

Snapshots: Route 6

Snapshots: Opelucid City

Snapshots: Chargestone Cave

Snapshots: Dream Yard

Snapshots: Route 1

Snapshots: Striaton City

Snapshots: Black City

WORLD BUILDING

Giratina and Arceus

#submas #critterbitter #pokemon #myart #masterpost

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leggerefiore · 6 months

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Zoroark!Warden Ingo’s fur is an absolute travesty. Sneasler and the kits try to help keep it well-groomed, but they can only do so much.

He’s against letting you groom his fur, it feels inappropriate and you have enough things to worry about, but eventually Ingo relents and lets you pamper him. It’s sweet, soft, and strangely familiar.

He doesn’t even realize he’s purring - growling? what sound do Zoroarks make when they’re content? - until you point it out. It’s humiliating, but he can’t bring himself to stop you.

anon, anon, he's doing the dog thing where they like thump their leg when you find a good spot. happy fox man husband.

Sneasler just trying to aid her poor mess of a Warden into a passable state, and it just gets worse and worse. Neither the Pearl Clan nor the Galaxy Team can get him to step out from his home. He is a fluffy mess and doesn't want to be seen. You come in, however, with a distinct brush and make him sit with his back facing you to comb through it all. Your gentleness and knowing touch leads him to believe this is not the first time you have helped someone of his condition.

His mind desperately tries to draw something forth but nothing ever comes, so a small bit of sadness blends in with the nostalgic comfort.

#ingo.ima

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bellafragolina · 2 years

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YOU DID IT🎉🎉 Congrats for finishing all your request🎉🎉

Can I request for Ingo and Emmet who lives with their big sibling who basically raises them from childhood until the twins becomes a strong and famous subway bosses? How do you think their lives and struggle from childhood until now?

(Let's just say that their parents died when the twins are young and their big!sibling decides to abandon their gym challenge and raises the twins)

PS: Sorry if its weird, english is not my first language 🙏

i am weeping stories like this break my heart and mend it and break my heart and mend it i love it so much

🍓🍓🍓

Ingo and Emmet are not the easiest bunch to raise. You knew that before your parents passed, and you especially know it after. They don't quite understand what's happening, so young and unaware of the world, so you try your best to raise them. You refuse to lose anymore family, so you turn yourself into what your younger brothers need, instead of what you wanted to be

Your Pokémon, strong and capable, help you raise the twins as much as they helped you on your journey. Your battles with them are more casual, more for the twins' entertainment, since they love watching you battle. You work hard while living in the foster homes, finding ways to make cash outside of random battles, just so you can buy the boys treats and toys

The twins adore you. You're everything to them, their big siblings, their rock, the one person they can rely on one hundred percent. As they grow, they watch others go on gym challenges, and pester you about why you're not going on one too. It's the one lie you've told them, your disinterest in competitive battling, in gym challenges. You'd rather watch the twins battle than battle yourself

So Ingo and Emmet train hard. You take them Pokémon hunting, and they catch their starters, and they train so very hard. They go on their gym challenge together, hugging you so tightly before they reluctantly pull away, then face their future, determined to win and make you proud.

By the time you're eighteen, you find yourself a job, and find a home to move the boys into, while they're taking their challenge. It's not easy, and it's not a lot, but it's yours, and when the twins return rambling about the Battle Subway, you know you've got a long road ahead of you

By the time Ingo and Emmet get to college, riding scholarships to their engineering school, they've realized so many things about you. Older adults in their lives speak of you, your battle prowess, your dogged determination to win, and how it translated to raising your brothers after the death of your parents. The boys look at everything around them, the life you built for them at the cost of your own, and weep. How you love them, and how they love you

They work extra hard in school, extra hard at their Gear Station jobs, extra hard until they climb the ranks and become Subway Bosses. And they turn to you, their everything, and they give back. They shower you in gifts, they move you into a bigger apartment to share with them, and they beg you, please, let them return the gift you've given them. Go find your life, what you want to do, to be, while they handle things.

So long you've been their big sibling, their guardian, you're not as sure of what or who you want to be. But Ingo and Emmet are your boys, and they're as dogged and determined as you are, and they are willing to do whatever it takes to give you the same happiness in life, in their careers, in themselves, that you gave them. They hold your hands, tall and proud in tier uniforms, and announce to the world that you are coming, and to watch out

After all, you're the reason they're so great themselves

🍓🍓🍓

excuse me i gotta cry into my laundry now

have a good day!

~Renee

#ingo x reader #emmet x reader #pokemon x reader #pokemon imagines #submas x reader #big sib reader #i cry

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dragonanon · 2 years

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Continuing the Submas discover Paldean Pokémon theme, I’m currently obsessed with the thought of the Submas investigating several incidents of depot agents, and even some passengers, falling unconscious only to later reawaken with little to no memory of what caused them to faint. The incidents all have one thing in common though, all the victims report that the last thing they remember before fainting was seeing a small, purplish, flame on the ground and hearing a sudden loud and spooky sound when they got closer to investigate. Most agree it almost sounded like a Pokémon, but others aren’t sure.

Based on the description, Ingo and Emmet believe it’s just a stray Litwick that decided to take up residence in the subway tunnels. Despite looking though, neither of them can find the supposed Litwick. Ingo’s not surprised however as Litwicks tend to be a bit shy, so he’s resolved to not go too far out of his way to look for it as it’ll likely come to him in it’s own before long.

This thought ends up being correct, as one night Ingo spots the mysterious purple flame and approaches to investigate. As he gets closer he can make out a candle-like shape on the ground, but he notes that it’s FAR too small to be any Litwick he’s ever seen. Once he gets close enough he starts to crouch down to get a closer look, before he could get too close however, the candle burst up from the ground with a loud, eerie cry. The sudden noise startled Ingo enough that he lost his footing and fell over, he wasn’t hurt though so he stood back up and brushed himself off before looking back at where the candle had been, only to be greeted with the sight of this spoopy boi.

Ingo is baffled as it’s CLEARLY a Pokémon, but he’s NEVER seen this particular Pokémon before, nor does he even have an inkling of what it might be. Ingo is pulled from his thoughts though when the Pokémon barks and waddles up to him on its little legs before jumping up and resting its front paws on his leg. Its little tail is wagging a million miles a minute as a pink tongue hangs out side of its large, almost grinning, maw.

*heart-squeeze.png* Ingo is quick to pet the small dog-like Pokémon, making comments like “Well you’re a friendly little thing, aren’t you? What’s something as cute as you doing all the way out here by yourself?” Ingo feels a pang of sadness, obviously a Pokémon this friendly had to belong to someone. But if his thoughts were correct, and the little creature was indeed responsible for all the fainting incidents, then the Pokémon had been there for at least a week. Ingo doesn’t like to think about it, but unfortunately abandoned Pokémon aren’t that uncommon…

Ingo shakes off the unpleasant thoughts however and scoops up the cheerful pup, chuckling when it licks his face a couple times, before turning to head back home. Upon arriving home, Emmet spots the the little flame and asks if he’d finally managed to catch the Litwick, fully expecting his older brother to present him with the little candle Pokémon. To which Ingo shakes his head and shifts his arms to better show off the small shaggy dog and says “No, but I think I found our culprit anyway. I have no idea what it is, but it’s actually pretty cute.” Emmet is silent for a bit, staring at the sleeping loaf before looking Ingo in the eye. “Ingo I love you verrrry much, but you have lost your marbles. That is a mop with a candle on it.” Emmet quickly retracts his assertion when the Pokémon suddenly wakes up and barks at him. Emmet decides this must be how Ingo feels whenever he brings home stray Joltiks.

Over the next week, the little Pokémon is like Ingo’s shadow; following him around the house and even gear station. His previous theory that it was causing the fainting incidents was proven correct when not only did several of the fainting victims confirm that it had the same flame they had seen, but Emmet also passed out one night after playing fetch with it. The Pokémon is quickly forgiven however because it doesn’t appear to be making people faint intentionally, in fact it gets quite sad when someone passes out and will start to whine and paw at the person, almost as if it’s trying to wake them up.

Despite identifying the little Pokémon as the cause however, no one knows what it is or where it came from. Given its similarities to Litwick and other Ghost type Pokémon, Ingo strongly believes it’s at least a Ghost type. And speaking of Ghost types, the little dog had also become the best of friends with Ingo’s Chandelure. They chase each other around and they’ll even nap together. Even though the little Pokémon is always cheerful and eager to play, Ingo notes that it seems a little sad every now and then, and tends to sniff around a lot, like it’s looking for something.

The answer to that particular mystery comes when one day, an excited cry cuts through the noise of gear station. “GREAVARD??!” At hearing that name, the shaggy Pokémon immediately perks up and makes a mad dash towards the source of the shout. Ingo turns just in time to see the little Pokémon leap into the open arms of a young woman kneeling on the ground. Tears freely flow down her cheeks as she tightly embraces the little Pokémon, while said Pokémon whines and tries to lick her tears away, only stopping to bark excitedly before going back to covering her face in “kisses”. “Hello boo boo! I can’t believe I finally found you! I’ve been looking EVERYWHERE for you, you naughty boy! I missed you so much! My floofy little baby~!”

You managed to stand back up as Ingo approaches you. He asks if the Pokémon belongs to you, and you confirm that yes, he does in fact belong to you. Ingo explains how he found him at the station and been taking care of him for the last week. You thank him PROFUSELY, explaining that you’d only just recently moved to Unova a few weeks ago from your home region, Paldea, and unfortunately your furry friend got a little too excited to “make new friends” and ran off, and you’d been searching for him ever since.

Ingo feels a bit bad now for thinking you had abandoned the little guy and for not trying harder to find you, but you’re just glad your Pokémon is okay. He asks about him, explaining that while he’s certain that it’s a Ghost type, he’s never seen a Pokémon like that in Unova before. You confirm that yes, he is indeed a Ghost type. Your further went on to explain that he was a “Greavard”, a Ghost type Pokémon native to the Paldea region. “They’re extremely friendly in general, in fact, they’re one of the EASIEST Pokémon to befriend in Paldea! However, they get SO excited to play that they often accidentally start draining the life force of anyone near them until they faint.” Well that explains all the fainting. Ingo theorizes that he never fainted because of his experience with Litwicks and his Chandelure.

Ingo is a little sad to see his new little ghost buddy go, but he’s happy that the two of you were reunited….Except, you insisted on treating him to dinner as thanks for taking care of your precious baby boy. And one thing led to another, and now you’re dating the submas and Ingo gets to see Greavard everyday. He sleeps with you guys in your bed and would happily play fetch forever if allowed.

#shitpost #lmfaoooo #pokémon #submas #ingo x reader #ingo x reader x emmet #greavard #greavard often accompanies your bfs to work and he’s the unofficial mascot #they thought about getting him a little hat but with the candle on his head that wouldn’t work very well #so instead he got a cute little collar that looks like a headlamp and a little coat #this ended up being WAY longer than i intended #i just really need ingo to have a ghost puppy #i will be very disappointed in my fellow submas simps if i don’t see more stuff with ingo and greavard together #give that man a ghost puppy!#he deserves it goddammit!#ingo #emmet #pokémon ingo #pokémon emmet

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smallestapplin · 2 years

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(Chatting)

You are all talking about Tarzan!Ingo, well, how about Tarzan Ingo AND Emmet? Twice the intensity!

*deep breath* please ask me more-

Me and Ro can go more in depth as we have been screaming in DM’s about this since I got this ask.

Tarzan Emmet is twice as curious as his brother, and twice as cocky too.

While Tarzan Ingo keeps his curiosity to a minimum, after your reaction last time.

Emmet does not. Emmet is grabbing, lifting, squeezing, and shoving his face anywhere on you.

You make weird sounds!

While Ingo takes a more gentle approach to courting you, and showing he’s a good mate. Much like mama Sneasler taught him.

Emmet in this au was raised by Zoroarks.

Which are more aggressive in their mating displays.

To him, despite being able to handle yourself, he sees you as a loving fragile thing.

He thinks, as he tries to rough house with you.

You still don’t know how you managed with these two feral men.

But Emmet fights anything and everything with no mercy, he must show he is a good mate!

You’ll be biting back panic when he drops a Piloswine at you feet, he looks so proud of himself.

He’s such a good mate! He can provide!

Downside the two nearly kill each other when they finally meet.

Only being pulled apart by their respective parent Pokémon.

Mama Zoroark and Mama Sneasler are confused on the identical kits/pups.

So with a little help from them, the twins settle down and agree on a den inbetween the territories.

Which you get dragged to.

Tarzan Emmet has not been alone a day in his life.

Growing up one of the older sibling zoroarks would always stay behind and look after him and his younger siblings (zouras)

He cannot be all alone for more than 30 minutes, before he’s going to look for you, whimpering for his mate to come back.

He quickly becomes your second shadow.

Where Sneaslers are more solitary, which means Ingo usually does his own thing. Until you’re doing something, then he wants your full attention.

Zoroarks are not, so you have a cat and dog thing going on.

Emmet slings you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

You’re very light to him.

And he can show off how strong he is for you!

This also means that there is no turn taking when it comes to you.

There is no ‘I go, then you go, then I go-‘

It’s ‘however wins this fight, wins mating rights this time.’

Whoever won then proceeds to take his remaining adrenaline out on fucking you.

While the other sulks and pouts.

#smut #spicy #🔞🔞🔞#tarzan!ingo #tarzan ingo #tarzan!emmet #tarzan emmet #ingo.thirst #emmet.thirst

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harveyb-wabbit92 · 2 years

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Subway bosses scenarios: Warden Ingo & daughter! reader

[So in place of Dawn, Ingo's 13 year old daughter Y/n ends up in Hisui instead, and she is both happy and absolutely crushed that she found her dad...But he doesn't remember her, until something happens that snaps Ingo's mind back on track!]

{TW: near death experience, past character death, vomiting, blood.}

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Y/n yawned as she woke up and checked her Arc-phone to check the time 06:45 in the morning a little early start then usual, her internal clock must've reset back to Unova time... her dad would wake up the whole house at around this time, bellowing for her uncle Emmet to wake up for work. Y/n eventually learned to tune him out, but the mental reaction was still there.

Sometimes she could still her her dads voice booming in her head. "Rise and Shine! or Time to be alive Emmet!" making the tween jolt awake expecting to be in her bedroom in Unova, with her dad's Excadrill and uncle's Archeops sleeping curled up next to her while uncle Emmet knocks on her door telling her to go back to sleep. That all seems like a distant memory for the tween as she got up from the lumpy futon ingoing the way her plainly joints protested as she stood up and stretched. "I'm too young to be feeling this old..."Y/n moaned wincing as her back popped.

She woke up Zigil [pronounced; Sigil it's a Zygarde 10%] Don't bother asking Y/n where this odd dog dragon Pokémon thing came from, she's not even sure where it came from! She just found it one day while out on a hike it was tired and weak, she caught it without thinking, took it back home and nursed it back to health...

Zigil was the only Pokémon from her time that came with her, she's grateful for that, It always protects her when things get dicey, Zigil yipped as Y/n's Machoke helped her get dressed in her Galaxy uniform, the wrap was hard to get tight get around her waist, he helps her with that, after she was dressed put Machoke back in his ball, the tween was fixing her scarf when a knock came to the door.

Y/n assumed it was Rei coming to wake her up, she quickly put on a hat/ tied her hair back and went to greet the boy, only what was waiting for her outside was the last thing Y/n Trevithick was expecting, in seconds her blood ran cold and her body suddenly felt light and heavy all at the same time, because the person waiting outside her house that morning wasn't Rei...It was her father. The father that disappeared almost 2 years ago! the father she and her uncle were forced to accept was dead and held funeral for! Y/n's ears were ringing as her father spoke up.

"Good morning, good lady who fell from the sky! "

"Er..."

"Commander Kamado told me to let you know he awaits your arrival in his office."

"than..yo..."

Y/n mumbled incoherently and sluggishly made her way to Galaxy hall with Zigil following after her, Ingo looked at the young girl concerned she almost looked ill, he chalked it up to her being tired since it was very early in morning and went to the village training grounds, hopefully the girl's mood will improve later... Needless to say, Y/n's demeanor towards the poison-type warden did not change, she was like skittish Stantler around him! would keep her distance and did whatever it took to avoid him, which confused Ingo because as far as he knows he's never met Y/n before... So her behavior around him was unwarranted.

He brought this up to Laventon as the two seemed close... Which roiled Ingo's gears, don't get the Warden wrong! Laventon was good person, but... seeing him being so close and fatherly towards Y/n, It made Ingo feel confused... it felt like the professor had stolen something from him and it frustrated Ingo to no end! but yet, here the warden was! Asking Laventon about Y/n's apparent abhorrence towards him.

Needless to say, the good professor was just as lost as Ingo was! this was out of character for Y/n, then the Galarian man thought of something, children tend to act out when they've been hurt or traumatized... "Maybe you remind Y/n of someone? and they weren't good to her." Ingo's stomach churned hotly the thought of someone harming Y/n...

"Urg.." Ingo hissed as pain bloomed in his head; he started seeing flashes of a woman's funeral, there was a crying toddler wearing a black dress standing next to him, a little girl, her arms reaching out to him. Ingo picked her up and comforted her. **shh, It's alright __/__..., I'm not going anywhere, I promise...**... Ingo was pulled out by Laventon grabbing him by the shoulders keeping him steady as the warden looked like he was about to pass out.

"...den, Warden Ingo, can you hear me?" the professor asked looking at Ingo very concerned. "I..., My apologies professor, I need to make an unscheduled departure." Before Laventon could stop the dazed warden Ingo was sprinting for the village gates, his mind was swirling as he made combeeline towards direction of the obsidian fieldlands, Ingo didn't care if he had to walk all night, he needed to get to Y/n... he needed answers!

Ingo's head suddenly erupted in pain again as he had another vision, this time he was arguing with same child from earlier, but she was older now about 8-10 years old, and dressed like she was going on a long trip.

"You're not going anywhere --/-- and that's final!" he huffed slamming his fist on a table, The girl started crying and calling him unfair and told him she hated him before running off to her room! while the man who looked Ingo tried to reason with him, but he told E^T to butt-out! he was --/--'s father not him!

Then the vision went away, Ingo felt dizzy winced as he leaned against a tree trying not to vomit... he was father? Ingo let out shuddering gasp he took off his hat and ran a hand through his hair.

After a few seconds of composing him, Ingo continued on is journey to the field lands only to find Y/n wasn't at either base camp. "She still not back?" Ingo inquired trying not to show his annoyance that Y/n was still out in the fields this late at night! Ingo was going to send his Magnezone to go look for the tween, when suddenly "Zy-zy!" a Pokémon's bark caused Ingo whirled around to see that strange Pokémon that was always with Y/n... the warden's stomach felt like like it was full of sand as another flashed went through his head of a woman's broken body laying unmoving under cold gaze of an enraged Steelix....

Zigil led Ingo to the cave where it had dragged Y/n to, a few wild Machops and a Happiny stood around her looking concerned, one of the Machops tried to give the girl a berry, but she was into much pain open her mouth, the baby Pokémon heard footsteps and all scattered when they saw Zigil and Ingo running in to cave.

Ingo's legs felt like jelly as he walked over to the curled up teen, he collapsed on his knees and hesitantly turned Y/n over she tried to protest but coughed up purple bile, she was poisoned.... "Just relax..." Ingo said in a shuddering voice as he turned Y/n on to her side and winced when he saw the poisoned barb sticking out of her hip, he needed to pull it out...Ingo pulled Y/n into his lap, She was weakly shaking her head as she felt Ingo grasp the poison barb, the warden took a deep breath.. and yanked.

The scream that came from Y/n was push the amnesiac needed because Ingo in seconds Ingo was squeezing the tween in a bone breaking hug. "I'm sorry, Y/n, I'm so sorry. " He sobbed and pulled away from her he set her down and searched his jacket before finding an antidote, when Y/n suddenly reached up grabbed his arm. "Dadd..y." she whimpered weakly, Ingo started begging her to stay awake! before very thing black for her...

Cut to Y/n waking up to a loud crash a bellowing voice shouting "...HOW DARE YOU?!" the tween weakly looked around she was in the Galaxy hall Clinic, she saw her father being held back by Adaman and Melli while a stunned Kamado was sprawled out on the floor holding a very obvious bloody nose, Cyllene awkwardly stood by the commander. though, Y/n swore she saw anger in the captain’s eyes directed at the commander as she helped him stand up. "MY DAUGHTER ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF YOU! SHE NEEDS BEDREST, NOT A FUCKING INTERROGATION!" Ingo snarled he glared at Kamado with pure rage he was going strangle Kamado if it weren't for Melli and Adaman restraining him.

"Glad to see we agree on something, Warden Ingo..." Adaman hissed shooting the Galaxy commander at glare along with pretty much everyone else in the room, "Commander, please...Just let her rest." Cyllene pressed squeezing the older man's shoulder. Kamado could see he wasn't going to be getting his way and sighed. "Fine, but the second she's on her feet it’s back to the fields with her..." he huffed and leaving the clinic. Anise followed after him to fix his nose. As soon as the commander was gone, some of the Galaxy members gave Ingo a nod, a few whispered "Bout time..." it was no secret that few of the members had been wanting to punch Kamado in the face for years! But never had the balls to do it.

Ingo relaxed as everyone left the room, he looked back at his daughter’s cot noticed Y/n watching was awake and watching him, before she could blink her dad was by her side in seconds grasping her hand. "Hey... how's my little passenger?" he asked pushing some hair out of her face, Y/n's eyes widened hearing her old nickname leave her dad's lips. "y..u emmber ..e?" Y/n grimaced pain and confusion as her voice and words came out a jumbled mess. "Your throat was damaged from the poison." Ingo explained it'll get better in few days.

Y/n relaxed but the scene the tween woken up to was bothering her. "M...in tromble?" the teen slurred warily as she heard the tail-end of Ingo and Kamado's confrontation. "No...no, Nothing like that! The commander was just... curious about your recovery." her father said coolly, but his jaw tightened as if he just ate something sour. "And we had bit of a disagreement about it, It's all fine now." He assured the father and daughter chatted for a few hours mainly apologies, Ingo was beside himself with guilt that he'd forgotten his family, and had missed two years of his daughter's life! Then they discussed living arrangements.

Ingo wouldn't blame Y/n if she stayed Jubilife, at least she'd be safer here, but Y/n was insistent she wanted to stay with him, she pretty told her dad everything, everyone outside of Rei and Laventon, don't like or trust her, he never experienced it due to his ties with the Pearl Clan but Y/n is ostracized and under constant scrutiny by Kamado and villagers.

Hell, Beni had threaten kill her if she even thought about crossing or betraying Commander Kamado... "Trust me, Beni won't touch you." Ingo said patting her on the head since Y/n is Warden Ingo's daughter that made Y/n part of the Pearl Clan, she was practically untouchable, So, unless Kamado wanted to lose favor with Irida, he'd best keep Beni on a short and tight leash! From then on the father and daughter were inseparable, Ingo was almost always with Y/n during excursions, which made go faster and a hell of a lot easier for them to find the way home.

Cut to couple months later back in Unova, Ingo and Y/n were cringing hard as they heard exaggerated stories of themselves being retold by clueless "Experts" on the tv, Emmet and Elesa kept laughing and shushing them, loving every bit of their embarrassment,.

#pokemon x reader #pokemon imagines #pokemon legends arceus #submas #warden ingo #subway boss ingo #daughter! reader #Dad! Ingo #clan leader adaman #warden melli #commander kamado #captain cyllene #subway boss emmet #uncle Emmet

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ya-boy-polaris · 1 year

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Hello, I was wondering if you'd be interested in writing catboy! Ingo and dog boy! Emmet again, but this time they're meeting readers who are bigger than them, since they're of a wild breed. For example, Ingo meets a jaguar! reader and Emmet meets a wolf! reader.

YESSS YESSSSS I LOVE THIS

Catboy Ingo x Jaguarman Reader

Apex Beastmen are rare in modern times. Beastmen and humans lived together in harmony for the most part but there is never anyone stronger or bigger than an Apex Beastmen, who acquire a larger physical size than that of the average civilian.

You're a common sight to see in the subway, taking the early morning commute. You stand somewhere around 7 to 8 feet, people always calling you big guy (affectionately.)

Ingo has always been aware of you, he's known your schedule for a while. You get up early in the morning from Anville Town and take the subway to Nimbasa City. Every single time, you take the same seat on Ingo's train.

He can't help but be charmed by you, you're such a gentle giant. Two weeks ago, you gave your seat to an elderly human and conversed with her about her grandson. You became regular friends with her after that and she keeps insisting you come over one day for tea. You keep insisting back that you're much too busy for her time, so she sneaks strawberry bon bons into your hand every time before she leaves for her stop.

In the afternoons, the children are usually set free from school, and you let the curious babies and toddlers approach you. You gently explain why you're so big, what kind of Beastman you are, and offer them to touch your tail as long as they're gentle, (you're very firm about the gentle part.) To the children that remember you, they call out your name and run to you for a hug.

Today was no different, same train, same schedule, but one day a young brother pushed his sister's stroller into the subway and the mother didn't make it in time before the doors closed.

Though Ingo is very good with children, sometimes when meeting one for the first time, his front demeanor tends to scare them. You heard the crying from the end of the compartment and came running.

You recognized the children and offer some help, the little boy reaches for you and you lift him with one arm and take your phone out to call the mother. You let the little brother talk to her mom and she tries to calmly tell him to obey you. You both agree to meet up at the next stop.

Ingo gets a little worried, what about your job? But you reassure him that you can run very fast and will make it to work in time. He then insists that he helps escort the children with you.

After reuniting the family together, the mother repeatedly thanks you both before leaving. You thank Ingo for his time and get ready to run. As you turn, Ingo shouts, "WAIT!" You look behind you and you see Ingo saluting you, thanking you for what you did. . . before he blushes and asks if you're available to get something to eat?

you laugh and press a big warm hand to his shoulder, "Depends on what I'm eating, I'll get your number tomorrow!" you wink, pat his shoulder twice, and take off, leaving him flustered.

Dogboy Emmet x Wolfman Reader

Similar to the situation above, Emmet has known about you for a while. You always ride the last trains of the night. It's no secret that people find you intimidating with the way you saunter from place to place, being so much bigger than everyone else.

Though he's never spoken to you, he finds you verrry interesting. You're holding a big case every night, never letting go of it no matter the cost.

He wonders what the case could be, not recognizing the size of it. It wasn't a briefcase and he assumed it had an instrument inside but he didn't recognize the shape of it.

One day when he was on guard, being the train conductor for one of the nightly trains, a fight breaks out.

There was a three drunk humans trying to get the attention of a beastwoman, a bunny. Calling her terrible names and faking lewd acts with their hands and gestures. It looks like it's going to get worse if no one does anything.

Emmet doesn't like this one bit. He's immediately about to walk over but you get up from your seat and press your hand to his shoulder.

"I'll take care of this," you say as you walk forward. With one loud big stomp, you get the attention of the almost empty train car.

Your footsteps deafen the train car and the two of the three humans shut up, the leader faking a brave face by calling you out, trying to stand tall.

So what do you do? You straighten out your shoulders to stand tall at your full height. You take off your jacket and it reveals your strong arms and muscles, you crack your bones and neck before staring straight at them.

The leader swings a punch at you, but you catch with ease. Gripping onto them still, you lift them off the ground and they kick their feet miserably, screaming to be let go.

You then give a guttural howling scream, "Get. OUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!"

which makes all of the men scream, the leader practically crying before you throw him back down. The two humans scramble to get their friend and they all run out at the next stop.

You huff and laugh, wiping your nose before you walk over to the bunny girl. You give her your sincerest apologies if you scared her and ask if she wanted you to walk her to the next stop. She shakes her head no but since she looks like she's on the verge of tears, you stay to comfort her, missing your stop.

She leaves eventually and thanks you for your help; leaving you and Emmet alone.

Now that it was just you two, you turn around to back to your seat and notice the smile on Emmet's face with his tail wagging. He just can't help but to be impressed!!! Where did you learn to scream like that?!

You explain to him that you're the singer of a well known jazz club in Nimbasa City. You're well known in the music circle and the instrument in your case so happens be a modified guitar. You can't play normal sized instruments due to how big your hands are.

You give your apologies to Emmet for causing a scene, but he in turn thanks you for resolving it. You give him a business card and he gives you his, promising to catch you at one of your shows. You chuckle and say, "My singing is much better than me yelling, I assure you." You both leave that subway train, with tails wagging that night.

#ingo x reader #pokemon ingo x reader #pokemon emmet x reader #emmet x reader #my writing

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jadespeedster17 · 2 years

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The Fairy and the ‘Dragon’

Warning: None really, mentions of human trafficking, but that’s about it... also threats, in a funny way.

Pov: Second (You/Your)

Notes: I’ve slowly falling in love with the Hybrid Twins, so here’s one set after @peachsodama story. (I’ve fallen in love with your works too hehe) Emmet X Reader

Summary: After your best friend almost got kidnapped, you’ve been a bit protective. It’s only in your nature, they were the reason you showed your full hybrid traits. Sylveon Hybrids only showed fully when they found a close friend or mate. You’re lucky you haven’t found a mate yet. So, with your friend showing interest in a mate, you decided to cement that you approve... and that you do have scary dog privileges too. And you also end up meeting a man who is... interesting.

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You felt happy for them, very happy, they deserved a mate who cared, who would treat them well. The way they talked about him, the soft fond look, you felt your own tail wag at their happiness. The feelings were so genuine, and you wanted to test to see if his feelings were real too. You would not let anyone hurt or take advantage of them. After what happened and you coming to the hospital very upset, and getting the police report... you were tempted to break some laws to put some nasty curses on those bastards. Fairy Types were often said to be scarier than Dark or Ghosts when it came to curses. Never mess with the “Fae’ as some Fairy Hybrids were called.

But they promised you they were find, laughing at your mutterings of revenge. And started to tell you of Ingo, the man who saved them. And this was how you found yourself knocking on the door too the mans office and peering in. Finding the two brothers at work. You weren’t one to fear people easy, and a Chandelure Hybrid wasn’t one of them. But your eyes did look at the Galvantula hybrid nearby, he was... interesting with the many eyes and four arms.

“Uh... hello, can we help you?” Your ears twitched looking to the man, fit the description your friend gave you. You smiled, showing your fangs as you did so, “You must be Ingo, my friend told me much about you.” you said giving their name as his eyes widen at that and a purple flush on his cheeks.

“Ah yes... they doing alright?” Ingo asked after clearing his throat, you give a nod to that, ears moving again as your ribbons flick also. You could feel eyes staring at you from the other brother. “That’s good, that’s good.” he said again.

You nodded in agreement, “I came to thank you for helping my Friend. I had meant to walk home with them, but they insisted it was fine...” You flash teeth in anger at what had happened, your ribbon feelers tensing and untensing as you relaxed. “Possibly would have killed them had I gotten ahold of those bastards.” you said slowly.

“Oh I was tempted.” came a reply from the guy at the desk as he smiles showing fangs also, you tilted your head in acknowledgment. His tone and emotions said that those guys didn’t leave without some pain.

Ingo looked at you up and down as you beamed back at him, “I also wish to tell you, I do approve of you.” you told him as he could only gap. “I think you’ll make a fine mate for them, they deserve someone who cares and who appreciates them.” The purple flush was back as he could only stutter a bit, amusing. Your smile never leaves as you lean close, eyes glowing an eerie blue, “But if you dare break their heart... I will pry your true name from your mouth and maim you.” you said in a deadly serious tone.

You never thought a ghost hybrid could get paler, but he nodded, “R-Rest assured, I would not dream of hurting them.” he said to you tone slowly taking a firmer tone, as if he didn’t almost wet himself.

“Then you have nothing to worry about from me!” You tell him happily, as if you didn’t just threaten him. From your left you heard his brother snicker at the sight. You flick a ribbon to him lightly, not touching him but in acknowledgement. And turned back to Ingo, “I hope you make them very happy Ingo, they are head over heels for you.” you said in a softer tone.

This gets him flustered again, what a roll coaster of emotions you made this man go through, it was funny. “I best be going though, pleasure to meet you, I’ll be watching you.” you tell him turning to leave. His brother got to his feet, “I’ll walk you out.” he offered, and you shrug at that. And didn’t see Emmet snickering at Ingo with a grin.

The door closed behind you both as Emmet grins, “I am Emmet.” he tells you as you nod to that. “That was funny, scary dog privileges?” you teased you lightly, mandibles clicking a bit. A giggle like bells escapes your lips, “They are the reason I gained my features, they are my Friend, my partner. Normally my kind take them as mates, but I wanted to give them an option, and I’m fine with that.” you explained.

“Sylveon Hybrids are verrrrrry rare.” Emmet comments to you, and you hum in agreement. You were, rarely do any Eevee hybrids find their Friend. In your time you’ve only met one others like you, and his mate. it was nice to meet someone like yourself, made you feel less like something to gawk at.

You were beautiful, all fairy hybrids were. And ethereal face, eyes that were a bit too large, you had no whites, it was all blue with only black dots for pupils. Having long ears with a bow on the left ear and a bow on your chest. Your ribbon feelers extended from your ears and shoulder area. Your hands ended in claws that were pink and white in color. And a long tail that was super fuzzy. Though most only looked surface deep at it all, fairy types were wanted, many ended up in trafficking. Though for each one taken, many more found dead for daring to touch a fairy hybrid. Your kind was feared by some, it was ill advised to give you name to a fairy hybrid, or follow one alone.

Yet this man didn’t seem to care about that, happily chatting away about how his brother had bene pining for days. Sighing like a swooning prince, which made you laugh. You took in his appearance better, bug hybrids were often not liked. Many said they looked ‘gross’ or ‘unappealing’. Bullcrap if you say so, he was quiet attractive.

Having a smile on his face that showed his fangs and small mandibles that clearly he could retract. Four arms, all alight with fuzz that no doubt could shock you. Four eyes, all a deep purplish blue color. Your ribbons twitched lightly as you observed him, subconsciously trying to give off calm feelings, to be noticed. You stopped yourself though, embarrassing, you were trying to impress him! You saw the guy like you do the same thing. He said one does this to mates to show they are pretty, they can help with anything needed. Their kind needed to solve conflict, and those with high strung feelings made for ideal mates.

And oh boy could you sense the emotion on this man, so much of it. Emmet just released waves of so many feelings. It was... intoxicating, your ribbon wrapped around his wrist lightly, wanting to feel more. Emmet blinked at this and laughed, “Sorry am I a bit much?” he asked to you, a bit flushed by your reaction.

Your blue eyes gazed at his many eyes, “No.. I like it.” You said softly, almost lost in a dreamy state, you like his happiness, his enthusiasm, his giddy undertones. “You’re...” you pinch your face looking for the right word, “Cute.” you finally said.

This seemed to be enough to send the poor hybrid over the edge, his face turning bright, and electricity crackling on his arms. But you seemed unbothered by the slight static. “C-Cute?” he stammered out as you laugh at that and nod to that. Might as well go through with it, despite how you felt the heat on the back of your neck.

The moment ended as you neared people out front, slowly, and reluctantly you detached your ribbons from him. Passively his feelings were still there, but no as intense as before. “It was nice meeting you too Emmet.” you finally tell him looking at him as he nodded to that in agreement. Four hands wringing together lightly.

“C-Can we meet again some time?” He finally asked you, “If that’s fine with you.”

You smiled at that, little fangs showing again, “I’d like that.” you tell him, ribbons against twitching, wanting to wrap around him again. To just... feel the happiness, to just feel him. The softness of his fur, it oddly looked sharper than it was. Leaning closer, your press to his cheek, careful of the mandibles area, and kiss him softly. Then nuzzle his neck lightly, your ribbon twitching happily on your ears. “See you later Emmet.” you tell him.

You left into the crowd of people, leaving the conductor standing there in shock. They say a kiss from a fairy was good luck, and boy did Emmet feel like it was going to be his lucky... everything!

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- Fairy hybrids, mostly Sylveon’s, love emotion. Each one likes one different, you like happiness, and all sorts of positive emotions.

- Mates are chosen on their emotions rather than looks alone. Hence why the stories of anyone can court a Fae, if brave enough.

- Sylveons are quiet brave little pokemon, and will show unflinching confidence to even the biggest of foes.

- Hope you all enjoyed this cute fluff

#emmet x reader #second person pov #subway master emmet #submas #hybrid emmet #pokemon hybrid au #one-shot #fluff #tw mentions of human trafficking

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yetiebetie · 1 year

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Malink Musings

“I don’t get it.” Malon shook her head, eyeing Link’s outstretched hand in wonder.

His head slanted and she watched as his bangs fell to the side. “Get what?”

“You.” Heat stole across her face as she realized her forwardness. Opting to ignore his hand, she dismounted Boots in her usual fashion. “I never met anyone who’s willing to do half the things you do.”

“I like working.” His shoulders rose and fell in dismissal.

“Me too. But it’s not just that.” She frowned, “I can’t figure out why you keep coming to me of all people.”

“I thought that was obvious.” It was his turn to blush as he shuffled his boots on the dirt pathway.

She narrowed her gaze, scrutinizing him more closely, “No. It’s not. I can’t tell if it’s pity or embarrassment that keeps you wanting to help me so much.”

Shock filled Link’s handsome features as he stepped back in surprise. “Pity?! Embarrassment?!” He sputtered.

Did he have to sound so incredulous? It was the only two reasons she could manage to think of. She shot him a cautious nod. Shrinking away from his exclaiming. He looked offended.

“Malon, did it ever occur to you that maybe the reason I’m always looking for things to do for you is because I like you?” Exasperation tinged his voice.

Liked her?

What the heck was he talking about?

Her confusion must’ve shown as Link let out a groan. His hand pinched the bridge of his nose as he shook his head. “And they tell me I’m the oblivious one.”

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“So that’s it.” Link huffed, arms crossing his chest. “We’re supposed to just give up because a few people want our lives to play out as they’ve imagined it.”

“What else do you want me to do?” Malon snapped, “I’m not you Link! I’m not heroic or brave or Zelda or anyone! I’m marked Link! Nothing about this changes that!”

“I don’t care about marks or whatever!” His arms flew into the air as he let out a low growl. “Farore! If we’re talking about being messed up, I’m plenty ‘marked’ myself!”

“Open your eyes Link!” She screeched frustration turning her vision red. “Half a year ago, “I did business with your worst enemy! With Hyrule’s worst enemy! While you were running for your life I was serving beverages to the people who were plotting to kill you! You act like that doesn’t matter!”

“Becaues it doesn’t!” He replied with the same amount of growing heat. “I know you Malon! I know you aren’t affiliated with them! You never were!”

“How?! What do you know of except the things I’ve told you?!” Hysteria filled her as she felt tears prick her eyes.

“And what do you know of the things I’ve done except the things I’ve stated?!” He shot back. “We both did what we had to do, all that matters is who we are now! Right. Now.”

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The sun was just beginning to peek over the mountains. She watched it with lazy interest. Half tempted to roll over and drift back to sleep. Once, waking before the sun did had felt mandatory.

Ingo’s demands during the seven years had trained her like a dog. The impossible list of chores used to press down on her. Refusing to give her peaceful rest until she woke and begun her work.

Clinging to that after the seven years had felt like the key to keep herself from having any mental break downs.

When had that changed?

Someone let out an inaudible moan. “Fiv’ min...” Link’s sleep deprived voice muttered in her ear as a hand slid across her waist.

She smiled, nuzzling deeper into her Fairy Boy and shut her eyes. “Five more minutes.” She agreed.

#just some relationship stretches I'd imagine they go through #Malink #malon #link #so who really is the oblivious one?#Ships #zelda #oot #ocarina of time #cute #love #character growth #whatchu think?#good to be back

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critterbitter · 5 months

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More asks under cut! Yippee!

@scarftale-bryan Trip for trio right? If so, I'm working on a comic for that ;0 But to help answer, I've head cannoned Elesa to originally be from Sinnoh. She and the twins didn't have the greatest first meeting, but, well, you see how they turn out later in the future so all that starts subpar ends pretty well. @bat-in-disguise NICE NAME. VERY WOOBAT THEMED. Second of all AYYYY this is where I resurrect the shambling corpse of this fandom. Please. I desperately want to have more on the train men. @mynamesaplant AH,,, YOU READ MY ONE SHOT,,, Okay look. Look. I love drawing comics as much as the next person. But if there's an interest towards fanfiction maybe I'll write a bit more... HMMM. HMMMMMMMM. (But anyways THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND WORDS! They keep the hearth cozy.) @dracally3 Don't worry about the rambles! If you wander through my ask box, you'd see I ramble. A lot. That out the way-- I'm sorry to hear about the drama! Man. I got into submas towards the tail end, which I'm a bit sad about (wish I got to interact with some of the bigger creators, but they moved on to other hyperfixations and I respect that). Drama's scary though, so maybe it's for the best I dodged the entire canonball. I'm glad my silly little characterizations of found family are healing! And I wish you the best too-- here's to happy futures ahead free of drama and full of shenanigans. @saffalilac AYYY Togekiss is so cool! I (heh) also only drew volo's togekiss once but the fact you're the second person to talk about how much you love them makes me chuckle. That in mind, here's a doodle.

@chime-of-bells Hello! I remember your ask about saying how much you liked togekiss in my style. Drew some togekisses and thought you'd like them too :) @impossiblynoisyrebel AYYYY I LOVE drawing the eel dog lamprey dragon thing. Just. A tube with teeth. And giant eyes. and lovely fins. And bioluminescence!! Who doesn't love that? @onimusha095 Look look your local floating nightlight has SOME manners. (But also, Ingo and Litwick do come to an agreement at somepoint on who the ghost type can actively chew on. Emmet's fine with it. Elesa, who has less experience with Litwick's everything, probably would not be less fine with it, and Ingo really doesn't want to loose a friend.)

@magicfeatherbean4 Hello I see you're back! (I'm fine with this. I like snail mail from folks hhehe.) That out the way-- oh yeah they're DEFINITELY getting into fisticuffs when the mood strikes. And uhh Emmet starting battles only for Ingo to finish them off? Mercilessly? Without pause? Yes. YES. I am EATING this headcannon rn. Shuffling this into the comic ideas as we speak.

#ask #mailbox #critterbitter #togekiss

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Koraidon!Sada argues that Reader should be with the Slither Wing!Twins for her research while Miraidon!Turo argues that Reader should be with the Iron Moth!Twins for his research and suddenly Emolga!Elesa shows up! With a steel chair! Arguing that Reader should be with the Volcarona!Twins because they are cute together!

I should write for elesa again

her shipping twins with their partners is my favourite thing

Emolga Elesa! Also Got Stuck Entering Paldea!

“My research is surely going to be more fruitful since my hybrids come from organic and biological means with observable behaviour patterns that comprehensible to us!” Sada argued with her fellow scientist.

“That is your bias at play! The Iron Moths are biomechanical… There is a level of biological processes at play and I wish to see them for myself,” Turo snapped back at the woman who was desperately trying to make herself seem larger than she actually was. Both of the dragon type hybrids always seemed at each other's throats due to the different areas of interest in their work, no matter how similar they actually were over all.

You stood there in the lab after being separated from the Volcarona hybrids. Running down to the bottom of the crater may have seemed like a good idea at first, but it actually just made everything worse. The weird hybrids, now called Slither Wings for the prehistoric ones and Iron Moths for the futuristic ones, stood behind each professor with their eyes glued to you. They had first taken you back up to the grassier part of the crater, but then settled into an argument with each other after their preferred Paradox hybrids appeared.

Everything here was absolutely terrifying, admittedly.

Well… That was until you looked up and saw something sparkle before gliding down with intense speed from the top of the crater. Even the scientists stood stunned by this entrance. A woman crashed down perfectly on her feet and shot a glare at both of them. Her perfectly manicured hands were pressed tightly to her hips. It was no mystery who stood before you. Elesa, followed by the Volcarona twins, looked ready to brawl with the crater dwellers.

“Nope!” Elesa's voice called out against them, “These two are the best because they're, like, totally cute with each other! Seriously, Ingo gets this adorable blush when they talk with him! And Emmet clings to them with such sweet eyes!” You felt mortified by her response but accepted it nonetheless. If it had to be anyone, it best be the two from the modern era. The three-way stand off began.

… And the ended when a young Cyclizar hybrid came running out of nowhere and crying for the professors' attention, with a dog pokemon following behind him.

Now, both the professors looked mortified.

#submas.ima #pokehybrid au #arven saves the day in his desperation for parental affection!

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So in the beegear station au. What would happen if the royal/queen/mate would to get sick like the flue nothing serious but I assume the hive would have a panic.

- Awkward Anon

I got you bro one sick trope handcannon with a side of fluff coming right up

Bee gearstation au

Royal is sick! Operation Beetox

The gnawing pain in your stomach was the first thing that woke you up, tossing and turning in the silk sheets. And even the soft exotic material made for the sheets and your Royal bed made you uncomfortable. The pheromones emitting from you were bitter, signifying that you were in danger.

Your door bursts open, frightening you upright. The Kings and several guards storm into your chamber, the antennas and wings twitching and flicking in panic. The bees we're confused you didn't seem to be in any physical danger. But you can never be too safe Ingo ordered the guards to wait outside as they check what is wrong with you. A bitter pheromone is not an easy one to get only appearing when a queen is frightened for their life or in Danger. Even with the help of the Royal Honey a bitter pheromone is something you can't do on your own as a human.

" Is something wrong my leige? You appear to be in distress." Ingo says kneeling on right side of your bed. " Ingo, Emmet I don't feel well, I don't think I can do my duties today"

Emmet hums, moving you to face him. He puts his forehead to yours feeling your temperature. That's not usually how humans check their temperature, but you're not going to press on that...

" They're burning brother, just like in the books about humans. The day has finally come the unseen threat on our Majesty is upon us!"

... they're acting like you're going to die...

Ingo grits his teeth " you must rest for however long it takes. We will take care of everything. We will tell the drones immediately; anything you want, my love, I shall send a personal drone to take care of you. If there's anything you need, ask him, and the drones will bend to his word as if it's your own."

Not knowing about human sickness, the drones are terrified. They wait and work with anxiety. If it weren't for your personal caretaker drone telling them that " Their Majesty says they wish to be alone and rest," they wouldn't be flooding your front door with gift baskets.

Sickness is when a human is at their most vulnerable state that the Kings know your chamber must be patrolled by guards every waking hour. And those guards are willing to protect you with their lives like your guard dogs. They growl at every little threat that comes close to your Chambers. They ate at the idea of how much pain you're in right now and hoped for your speedy recovery.

The kings work hard for you in the name they're Majesty, occasionally coming in with water and or light Foods with a book on humans in hand. Alas they're selfish desires of holding you close and kissing you will have to take a back seat.

On their breaks, they come and visit Ingo holding your hand and asking about your day and if you're feeling better. Emmet is pouting because he wants to kiss you and letting on about how kind you are when you say that you want to kiss him too. You pucker your lips waiting for your dear King to give you love. Only for Emmet to put his finger on your lips" Oh darling, I'm Emmet and you know I can't. You're sick, and you have to recover."

He Chuckles when you pout mumbling about "that's not how humans work" and you can still kiss him.

For breakfast, your personal drone brings you a plate of freshly cut soft fruits, some water, and scrambled eggs with wild rice.

Oh the poor cheif who made this and Emmet was probably breathing down his neck making sure the meal was perfect.

( but in reality, it was the chef breathing down and its neck because Emmet wanted to make it for you.

Your personal drone is the only one in the room with you. His sweet eyes filled with innocence and wonder...he's kind of cute. "Leif..." your throat was sore and scratchy as you weekly called out for him. He goes over to your head, resting on his hands while he's on the right side of your bed. His soft voice pleasing to your ears," yes, my love~" "anything you want, I shall get you."

"Please get me to the bathroom" your stomach turned, your last meal threatening to come back up, leaves eyes wide, his heart pumping. "Yes! Your Majesty!" He says a little loudly that he wants it to be. He helps you out of your bed. He rubbed your back while he escorted you to your royal bathroom. You close the door behind him, and he sits down like a whimpering puppy waiting for his master to come back out.

Emmet and the chef were yelling and freaking out that your last meal didn't sit right in your stomach. A healthy meal fit for a sick Majesty was voided, null, nothing.

Leif knocked and slowly opened the double doors to the kitchen. A shining hope, a beacon, or maybe a disaster.

.. oh no! is their majesty upset? Do they think that the food we gave them was poisoned?

Emmet was asking Leif while he was shaking him. "N-no," Leif manages to get out as the king carefully puts him down. "Their highness said they wanted a Can of 7up from the old vending machines we recently fixed and restocked"

The chef sulked in the corner defeated he was.... defeated... by a mere can of soda

Whatever this mystical Elixir was, it fought back against the terrible virus enough as you ate a delicious light lunch. Ingo and Emmet couldn't believe their eyes.... humans are truly mysterious creatures.

Later that evening, Leif was sent to the scout's barracks with a list of things for them to forge for and approved by the hive's scientist to make some kind of cold medicine.

Today was a hectic day, to be honest. All you wanted was some peace, but you're not mad at your Bees. They're trying. All they want is to take care of you. This was their first time seeing a human illness.

#ro.chatting #I hope you like this this was very fun to write #emmet #ingo #beegearstation au #Beemas #submas au #tldr: you get sick bees overreact

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kharmii · 1 month

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WoaH they're alreadydown I think you can stop now...

But tbh I think its sad to see all these people cling to this toxic ideology despite more and more of the "dirty laundry" and facts about the harsh, cruel and ice cold reality of it coming to light.

Seen several posts of people whining about the cold hard facts that came to light and try to disprove them because it just doesn't fit with their agenda...

Really hoping this is the beginning of the end of this ideology of hatred shaming and mutilation in the name of "health care" and the children slowly getting the mental health treatments they need instead of getting butchered up and shoved hormones into them.

Also the end of this bs being shoved into every part of everything, be it fandom or anything else...

They're fine. They did a response post (awww....they found my Ren and Stimpy post) and also pm-ed me this:

I'm surprised they haven't blocked me with this account yet but it's probably a matter of time. It was surprising to find out it was Marchy because they were one of the artists I didn't suspect of having a blankshipping sock. Truth be told, I thought it might be Esprei because they blocked me around the same time I responded to questioninqthings' pinned post. They were one of the tolerant popular artists who ignored me, but they come across low-key monster fkr and are friends with a bunch of those people. It might have been because I said some not-nice things about the Covid scam, and they recently did a stupid Covid mask wearing Submas before blocking me.

That's the thing....I say things about a lot of things. Even if a person says they are into blankshipping, there's still the stupid radical leftist criteria. Fandom basically becomes far leftist transtrender antis versus far leftist transtrender proshippers into stupid fetish bingo. There's no middle ground or dissenting opinions.

Since I talk about the Submas being thirsty for dog-ass too much, I'll go on a different sort of tangent. One of the newer arrivals on the blankshipping tag (who blocked me for not being into transtrender sheeit..) did a story where Ingo and Emmet were yote to Hisui, yet they were openly Jewish trans males. Fun fact: For most of history, people were afraid to openly tell people they were Jewish for fear of death, and transgenderism was such a huge no-no it wasn't even a thing. People have it extremely good now. Nobody has to live in constant fear with a constant sense of their own mortality. That's why I was joking that Ingo barely scrapped by in Hisui, but Emmet would have been burned as a witch because he was too weird. Even Emmet with his extremely poor social skills wouldn't be stupid enough to tell people he was a Jewish transexual during the Meiji Restoration Period.

The thing about having a constant sense of one's own mortality is that one would be really paranoid about making good decisions to stay healthy. They wouldn't go out of their way to be a fucking weirdo and engage in behaviors that have caused civilizational collapse. Since we live in a period of unprecedented fossil fuel glut, a lot of people have extremely cushy lifestyles that likely interfere with their ability to regulate dopamine. They are stuck having to seek out greater novelty to get that feeling of happiness. Because of that, they become constantly triggered narcissists who, instead of having their amygdalas triggered by actual problems that could kill or maim them, will project angst on people who disagree with their world views. How many times have you heard a trans person on Tumblr say something like, "THEY WANT ME DEAD!!1! THAT'S WHY I BULLY THEM!!"

Then they accuse dissenters of being 'NAZIs' and sheeit... Please...trans virtue signalers have nothing to fear in this cushy world. In fact, the leftist is the oppressor now, and they have been for decades. You are about a thousand times more likely to get your head stomped in by a whackadoodle antifa or BLM useful idiot than the almost nonexistent 'right wing extremist', and this is true to the point they cover for certain people in the media.

Thinking about what I've written in my latest fan fic, it makes me wonder...how many of these constantly triggered creampuffs been through it? How many times did they miss a meal or were in such constant pain they felt like they would throw up? How many wished they were dead from pain? (self-inflicted doesn't count. That's another symptom of poor dopamine regulation). How many had someone try to kill them or witnessed a family member die violently? How many have felt like they have no sense of privacy because they are always being watched? How many have seen the look of rage in a person's eyes who actually wants to kill them? I bring this up because such experiences will awaken that healthy sense of one's own mortality that would make it so small traumas -such as someone disagreeing with your leftwing death-cult bullshit- don't seem like that big a deal.

#fandumb fail #srsly tho #the usual bullshit #blankshipping #transtrender #at least there's no omegaverse #leftist culture #fight me #ask me about my million stupid bj aus #send troll prompts #ranty rant rant #dopamine detox #TRIGGERED

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Oh, I love the idea of added mental trauma to Ingo after his bond with chandelure snapped. And it was probably a hit to chandelure too, meaning that on top of everything else in the wake of Ingo disappearing, Emmet has to take care of chandelure, who took a massive hit. Is it bonded to both brothers? It'd make sense for them to have a singular bond, Ingo for chandelure, eelektross for Emmet, but also I just love the idea that in the game there's no distinction between Ingo's pokemon and Emmet's, and here that's true too. Like a four way conduit. But then suddenly Ingo is violently ripped from the loop, leaving them all kind of fucked up, but of course Ingo most so. Sneasler probably helps with that, it's not the same as the bond(s) he had before all this, but it's stabilizing. If he's had a familiar bond or bonds for a long, long time, and having a familiar rewires your brain after long enough, then he might actually need a familiar now.

Cyllene's bond wasn't healthy in any way, but if she had it long enough for it change her, then re: abra, it could be that she's subconsciously looking for a stabilizing bond, even though she's also adverse to it because of her terrible experience with it. Perhaps abra latched onto her and likes her best not just because she interacted with it first, but because it could sense that she was basically free real-estate? Her brain and soul were more appealing because, to use pla terms, her heart was already open. Nice and cozy already, like a pre-furnished apartment. I don't necessarily think abra would think of it like that because it's so baby, but just instinctively cyllene feels better or more comfortable to it than someone who already has an active bond or who's never had a bond ever. Wait are the abra line basically blink dogs? But on top of being able to teleport any gear attached to it, if it has the magic boost from being a familiar it can also teleport places with people. Which would be a pretty appealing reason to bond with it for cyllene, even though she's reluctant to, because it's a good way to get them kids out of harm's way

if a sudden loss/suppression of a familiar bond is destabilizing (mentally/emotionally/magically/etc), that might even be another reason for irida to want to seal ingo's magic. if he legit can't control it as well (without a familiar, but they don't know that's the driving factor atm.) though idk if that's what you were thinking, vs it being more of a physically draining thing than a destabilizing one.

either way tho. i do think the idea of some kind of interconnected loop is fun here... it would be beneficial to all of them with that increased power boost, with basically no downsides unless. this happens. which nobody could have really anticipated. and now they're all suffering equally for the loss. or maybe it's more of a triangle, with just chandelure and the twins, since she's the one that gets shared between their teams mostly iirc. i guess this raises the question of. can you have more than one soulbond at a time. or is it sort of a one-time deal. or maybe you can theoretically have multiple, but it's such an intensive commitment most people don't go over 1, 2 max.

yeahhh abra as an emergency teleporter!! which would be super helpful esp. if akari is as big of a target as it seems like she is, since cyllene can rely on abra to vwoop in-grab her-get out if she ever gets caught (as long as they... know where she is.) that's definitely a space magic thing too, which opens an interesting link btwn it and irida maybe. (if irida can teleport i think it's very short-range or it requires a looot of setup on her part, almost more of a ritual spell than anything else, to target a specific place. most of her domain is in like, navigation/orientation. she's very sinister vs. abra's more dexter fast-teleport.)

i do think it would also be interesting if soulbonds are a thing that weighs on magic in particular, and cyllene's loss of one (or, moreso the scars that come with that) mean she can't use magic as effectively anymore. she's still a very deadly swordsman, of course, but that's another reason to hide her ley lines, if it creates an expectation that she should be able to do spells she really can't. at least, not until abra comes along, which is a fun power-up (esp. if having the link with abra rather than a dragon means that her magic is slightly different than it was before, and more uniquely her own than just swordguard magic.)

#the nemesis speaks #the nemesis answers #anonymous #ley lines au #not that cyllene would be very open about that particular shortcoming #hence hiding she's a swordguard. can't question her lack of spells if you don't know she was a mage in the first place!#i mean rei would know but he wouldn't tell on her like that

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