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Hi guys, I'm 26 and I have a Submas and Guzma brainrot lol Banner and pfp credit goes to @Cephiius on Toyhouse (oc is mine)Oc Pokemon Roleplay blog: @melemele-djNanu Roleplay blog: @ula-ula-island-kahuna
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When absolutely 0 of Biden’s accomplishments have made any kind of news, and we’ve been fed a steady diet of fear and panic for 3 years, no one gets to be shocked when he loses the next election to Donald 2.0.
Posting anything positive about the president here will get you called a capitalist bootlicker.
What do we expect to happen?
Anger sells better. Anger feels better, it feels righteous.
It’s easier to protest against a president you don’t like then to actually remain in charge and keep pushing ahead, even if small, consistent accomplishments are all you receive.
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Can we get a TOP reader x BOTTOM Ingo? who just FUCKS ingo HARD and so LONG that he basically becomes the readers cumbump and passes out? Lots of love and after care at the end please 😁 and add a cockring on Ingo 😈 thanks!
Bottom Ingo x M! Top Reader
You're Ingo's partner if that wasn't already obvious. A gorgeous one at that. You are one of Elesa's male models that she has for her runway fashion shows and gym battles. Ingo was absolutely smitten by your dynamic boldness and confidence to strut onto the runway, not minding whatever suggestive clothes you put on. After seeing you once, he practically begged Elesa to make her introduce you to him.
Ingo swears he's never had a sudden attraction to other men so easily but you tease him, saying maybe it was love at first sight. He curls a catty smile at that comment, adding his own remarks that favor you in return.
As your relationship grew, so did your passion and devotion to him. Ingo will always admit how much he loves you at any given word, but you just prefer to hear him say that when he's completely spent and drained of cum.
You were unfortunately very busy in the last recent weeks to see each other, as you had to tour with Elesa to the Kalos region in a partnership with the champion over there. But you told Ingo that you would give him a very special night if he didn't masturbate until you came back.
Ingo needs you. You need him.
Given that you were away for almost two weeks, you thought that Ingo would crack. He's a little deviant pervert as well in the end just as much as you are. But Ingo has been a very good boy.
When you finally return home, you're pleasantly surprised by how clean it is. Ingo does have your apartment key but the rose petals on the ground were simply so. . . divine. He really has been waiting so long for you.
You come into the bedroom to see a bashful Ingo, dressed in that lingerie you liked so much. Just seeing him like this makes you bite your lip in anticipation as you undress.
As you finally kiss him, your tongue meeting his as your naked bodies rut against each other, you find out that he's already prepared himself as he pulls out a butt plug. He whines, looking at you with big needy eyes, "Please, I need you to fuck me," but you ask hungrily if he came without you. To his hesitation, he answers yes so you do the correct thing. You punish your naughty boy toy by slapping a too snug cock ring on him.
But then the fun starts. With his hole already prepared, your dick slides in with ease, feeling his tight body clench sweetly around your cock. You only give Ingo a moment of mercy before you slam your hips into his, focusing only on your own climax rather than his.
Ingo is quick to moan and cry, begging for release but you deny him that pleasure, only seeking yours.
Granted it's been a while for you too, with you fucking him so harshly you reach climax as well. But you don't relent, you don't give mercy, you might as well fuck him until dawn comes because you're not stopping until you're satisfied.
Ingo is just so sensitive, his swollen cock leaking pre all over himself and your body as it desperately pulses, wanting to reach climax. You pin him down by the wrists, biting and sucking on his neck since your last love bites had already faded. Ingo can't help but to make whorish moans as he begs for mercy.
Hearing him call your name, admitting how much of a good boy he is while taking your hot cock all at once is just divine. Your second climax is harder than your first, draining your balls into him.
But you don't stop. You force Ingo to be face down, ass up, assaulting his body as deep as you can go. Ingo is so far gone by this point, words can't come out of his mouth right and his body goes entirely limp. You tell him it's okay to be tired, it's okay to be limp, you'll just keep fucking him until he's so full of cum. Until he can't walk at all the next day.
Your third round lasts the longest, Ingo is a total mess, his speech slurring and his vision dizzy with how badly he needs his release.
So you give him some mercy. You turn his body around, undo the cock ring, and fuck him like the animal you are, breeding your mate. He's so quick to cum but when you don't stop, he can't stop crying. He's a sobbing, moaning mess and you love it.
Then finally, as deep as you can go, you slam your hips against his one. Last. Time.
Ingo for obvious reasons is in a loose state of mind. You make sure to clean him up with a warm wet rag, providing him with some water for all the screaming he had done, and pulling him close to your body. As he gains a bit more clarity, his body is just so fatigued that he can't do anything but rest. So you give him that rest, your naked form comforting his.
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everyone living in EU - please support the citizens initiative for safe and accessible abortion!!
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🕯.
🕯. 🕯
🕯 prayer circle 🕯
🕯 for a housing 🕯
🕯 market 🕯
🕯 collapse 🕯
🕯.
#YEAAAHH#YEAAHHHHHH#LETS GOOOO#CALIFORNIA HOUSING MARKET SUCKS ASS I WANNA LIVE IN A HOUSE AFTER I'M DONE WITH SCHOOL
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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:
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what if.... what if ghetsis with an extremely sleepy/narcoleptic reader
Ghetsis x Sleepy/Narcoleptic Reader
Admittedly, like other people, he wishes you were awake more often.
You have a certain conditions that results in you sleeping copious amounts of hours. It can be hard to function without the care of someone else. Despite Ghetsis' assumed and typical demeanor, he does care for you.
He makes sure to provide for you. If not himself, than a servant will do. In the small moments you are awake, you spend time with him.
But you're just so sleepy. Soo sleepy. At least the bed is warm when he comes back home. He watches your sleepy face get more relaxed as his body comes next to yours.
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Vampire!Emmet doing bondage on transmasc reader. I want the reader covered in hickies, bite marks and cum. Being a plaything for slightly feral vampire guy
Vampire Emmet x Transmasc Reader
Definitely the more....active twin when it comes to sex.
His libido is pretty high but he goes absolutely feral when he has a taste of your blood.
But you squirm just so much. Even if he asks nicely, you won't stop writhing so he decides to try something else.
With just one taste of your blood, he's absolutely demanding more. It always starts at your shoulder, then to your neck, hot and heavy hickies that leave you sensitive and squirming. When he can't taste any more blood coming from a particular spot, he'll move on somewhere else.
Between your thighs is where he goes to next, getting so dangerously close to your needy pussy as he instead focuses on giving you another love bite. You jolt and squirm but your wrists are tied to your ankles and your knees are tied bent. You have no choice but to submit your body to him, for him to use you however so he pleases.
With the taste of your blood in his mouth, he just can't help himself. He fucks you over and over again, slamming his ungodly cock deep inside of you, abusively kissing your sweet spot repeatedly.
One orgasm just isn't enough, two isn't either. The taste of your divine red wine still lingering, he doesn't relent, he doesn't give slow down. He bucks his hips against yours without mercy, only slowing down when it's about to cum, before slamming his cock as deep as it can go, destroying your body from the inside as he fills you up with cum.
He only takes a few seconds to breath before going again, when will he stop? Who knows at this point but he just keeps going. He keeps going, fucking your brains out, making your body limp and boneless as he pounds your pussy senselessly.
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Help the sparkly boobs jumpscare made me laugh out loud 😂
Btw, where's your pinned post? I don't see it on top of your blog 🤔 Made me see Guzma's sparkle nips once more xD
HHSZS YEAH HI
so about the pinned post.
I'm meaning to make a new one. But I haven't gotten around to making new art for it yet. Waiting on a commission so i can use that instead in addition to the new preferred name.
A new pinned post will be coming up soon. ee
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Guzma would be a horrible meme menace and tormentor in Team Skull's group chat on a daily basis...
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more fucking petitions because this clown car country cannot stop with the bigotry for 30 seconds
uk people it takes 5 seconds and you checking your email to verify
everyone else: rebloge please
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forgot to type this 😭 This is the same anon that asked for bottom Guzma.
It'll eventually turn into loving and fluff. Thank you so much!
I GOT CHU, I JUST POSTED. EAT YOUR GUZMA FOOD
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someone needs to make a subbottom or powerbottom Guzma x Male Reader since they always write him as a top, when He's obviously now nothing but a whiny loser. So, can I request hate sex with Guzma?
Bottom Guzma x Top Male Reader: Hate sex then fluff
One of Guzma's most trademark and notable traits about him is his immense ego and pride. Sometime going from bar to bar, acting like he's a big shot who owns the place, looking for some hot tourist who wants to fuck with an Alolan native. He's got a big dick, it's a waste not to fucking use it!
There's a new bar that opened up in Melemele Island. He's gonna hit the scene, looking for the right kind of trouble.
Turns out it's a LGBT bar. Alright, nothing wrong with that. Maybe there's a bi or pan girl he can find.
Until he fucking runs into you. You're right up his alley, flaunting your exposed chest in a loose buttoned up shirt. Usually it's Guzma buying a drink, dropping the hints, but he wasn't expecting to hear it from another dude! At first, he thinks it's cute that someone is into him like this so hard and heavy right off the bat but it gets annoying when you're the only person in the place talking to him!
At first Guzma brushes you off, thinks you're a bit too on the spot to be asking for sex like this but you bluntly point out that he's the same! You've seen him in other bars doing the same thing you're doing to him. You even make fun of him for the time he drank too much and had to be escorted out right before barfing everywhere. That pisses him off, he can't believe someone remembered that. He gets snappy with you, telling you to beat it.
You just grin and give him one last offer, saying it'd be the best dick of his life if he gave it a try. Before he can get a word in, intense music starts playing as drag queens come from a back room. People start cheering and you join the crowd. Turns out it was some kind of performance night.
Guzma tries to ignore you. Fine. Whatever! He can swindle his way into a girl's pants no problem.
Until he doesn't. The girls at the scene were already partnered up with somebody else. He doesn't remember there being this many lesbians but maybe he just never really noticed until now.
Damn it. Fine. Whatever. I'll just go get another drink, he thinks to himself.
He turns around to walk over to the bar, where he sees you smiling from a distance, sipping on an exaggerated silly straw. You've just been WATCHING HIM FUMBLE THIS WHOLE TIME?
Now he's pissed. Stomps over to you. Asks you what your deal is.
Plain and simple, you want to dick him down. You offer him a night at your place.
At this point, Guzma ain't too sure about he even likes anymore. Yeah he might fuck a guy in the ass every now and then but not the other way around!
But it was getting late and he hasn't made a score yet. It ain't like going back to his Hala's place smelling like booze is gonna win points with the old man.
He reluctantly agrees but demands that HE'S the one in control. You give him that much. So now you go home.
Guzma pretty much knows how to make people melt in his hands. But he's stiff as a board when you start giving him that kind of attention back.
You start by kissing him, to make him relax. You're back at your place, turns out you moved in here recently.
Clothes are removed eventually, Guzma didn't expect much but he wasn't expecting your dick to be as big as his. He always did kind of wonder in the back of his head what it'd feel like receiving it but he wouldn't necessarily say that out loud to anyone.
You stimulate him first, with a lubed up middle finger as you lazily trace circles on his asshole. His breath hitches and he glares at you when he sees you smile. Tells you to shut up but you haven't even said anything yet. You continue playing with his ass, gradually working your way up to push farther.
He makes a few groans and whines but nothing openly loud just yet. You work your way up to having three fingers in there, thinking that he's had enough.
You lube your dick and line it up to his hole, tapping your member twice on him. Guzma opens his mouth to protest but before he could, you slip inside. The head slips in with relative ease, you take in your time to push far enough to bottom out.
Guzma lets out a shaky breath, having held it, before finally letting out a loud, "FUCK-" when you piston your hips.
You go at a slow pace, this being Guzma's first time, you didn't want to ruin the experience. You're praising him, cooing at how well he's taking you, taunting that he likes this before he just yells at you to just SHUT UP and fuck him. So you give him exactly what he wants.
Slamming your hips against his, you watch Guzma's strained face as he clenches the bed sheets beneath him. He watches you with a hazy glare as his own dick bounces with the way you fuck him.
His own cock is just throbbing hot, it wants attention too, you tease. So you smother your hand with lube too, jacking him off as you fuck him. At this point, Guzma's changing his mind about the ordeal, not that he'd admit to you right now though. But to be fair, there's not a lot of thoughts going on right now when all he can think about is cumming.
When he cums, you don't relent, you drag him by the hips to the edge of the bed, fucking him hard. He finally moans, submitting his body to you until you finish too, pulling your dick out right before it shoots cum all over him.
With Guzma dicked down so nicely, you clean both of your bodies with a clean warm rag. He figures it's after care sex when you offer him a water bottle.
With the two of you laying down next to each other, you tease him if you're allowed to talk now. With a smirk, he says maybe, if there's something good to eat. Because he ain't gonna move outta this bed for the next couple of hours. In a joking tone, you tell his majesty that you'll order a pizza.
Yeah, okay, you were decent. You were alright in his books. But you're gonna get what's coming to ya, with you begging for his dick next time. You ask him if he wanted seconds immediately.
#yeee anon i got chuuuu#guzma x reader#male reader#bottom guzma#hate sex#if there are any Guzma rpers out there please for the love of god message me#i need him
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