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marc: you had one job.
steven: yeah, well, you had the same job.
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steven: marc please, i am begging you to go to a doctor
marc : I'm sorry but is this OUR stab wound? stay out of it.
steven: ...
marc: ...
steven: ...
steven: I think you're forgetting how this whole 'sharing a body" thing works
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Marc Spector as Nick Miller quotes part 7/?
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Jake watching a toddler—
Toddler goes up to Jake as he watches tv: I stinky
Jake: Donde esta el stinky?
Toddler points to butt.
Jake points to bathroom: Vamanos
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Toddler sitting and playing with toys, ignoring stinky diaper.
Jake sniffs air and glared at toddler: Oy! Donde esta el crap?
Toddler ignores Jake.
Jake faceplams: Adios Mio! Ir al baño. Vamanos.
Tag: we don’t get enough cute or soft Jake. These are events in my own life and my husband says these. I kid you not! Enjoy.
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Khonshu:
Layla:
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-boops your nose- send this to your favorite blogs you think are lovely and deserve a boop on the nose. 🖤~booooop~<^_^>
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new blog let’s gooooo (@incorrectmoonknight)
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steven, looking at a selfie of jake’s: i hate this photo.
jake: i’m cute as fuck in that photo! i’m smiling kindly.
steven: you’re not smiling kindly. you look like you’re up to something.
jake: up to kindness.
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layla: i love murder mysteries!
jake, trying to impress her: i’ve been a suspect in four murder cases.
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steven: oh, fiddlesticks! that really ruffles my feathers!
marc: please, just say fuck.
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khonshu: oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “really cool”.
khonshu: but when i do it, i’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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jake: you’re giving me a sticker?
steven: not just a sticker. that is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
jake: i’m not a preschooler.
steven: fine, i’ll take it back—
jake: i earned this, back off!
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jake: swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.
steven: heck.
jake: you’re on thin fucking ice.
jake: oh no—
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steven: i made a marshmallow marc!
steven: see? his arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallow people for annoying him.
steven: do you like it?
marc, choked up: ... it’s fine.
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steven: hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?
marc: the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
steven: literally all you had to say was no.
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