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just-cosmere-fan · 6 months

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Adolin: do you know who I am?!

Kaladin: my punishment for not going to med school

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headcanonsandmore · 2 months

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Kaladin, explaining his past to Adolin: So, after working tirelessly with Bridge Four to save ourselves from the near-hopeless situation we had ended up in, I was no longer a slave. I no longer had to walk barefoot and in rags everywhere. Adolin: *horrifed* Storms, Kaladin; you've had a incredibly difficult life. I can see exactly why you disliked me when we first met; people like me had literally beaten you down for your entire life. I'm... I'm so sorry. Kaladin: Thanks, Adolin; that means a lot to me. Adolin: So... what happened after you had finally been released from slavery? Kaladin: Your wife used her privilege as a light-eyes to rob me of the boots I was wearing. Adolin: ... Kaladin: ... Kaladin: Yeah, now that I think about it, that explains why I didn't like her for so long-

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sarahshoots1st · 1 year

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Various Stormlight characters represented by random images I've found on the internet:

Kaladin:

Shallan:

Dalinar:

Adolin:

Jasnah:

Elhokar:

Eshonai:

Leshwi:

Moash:

Wit:

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cosmere-cosmeme · 10 months

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Renarin: Got called gay at school today.

Adolin: What? Tell me what happened?

Renarin: I got called gay at school.

Adolin: Why?

Renarin: I was being gay.

Adolin: At sch-

Renarin: At school, yeah.

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kandra-chameleon · 2 months

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This is just every single Kaladin and Lirin interaction, no I will not be taking notes at this time

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onlycosmere · 2 years

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#the stormlight archive #oathbringer #cosmemes #incorrect cosmere quotes #cfsbf #brandon sanderson #root #cosmere #kaladin stormblessed #lirin

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danganronpafakes · 7 months

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Rantaro: Maybe I'll remove dying from my list of tasks to do this week.

Source: Brandon Sanderson (The Stormlight Archive, “The Way of Kings”)

#incorrect quotes #danganronpa #drv3 #rantaro amami #source: brandon sanderson #source: the stormlight archive

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tildeathiwillwrite · 25 days

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Adolin: What is wrong with you? Horses are not even bad. Kaladin: You have a lot to learn about me. Kaladin: My past is very dark and riddled with memories of horse violence.

[made using this quote generator]

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thephilosophersapprentice · 13 days

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Kaladin: I trust you about as far as I can throw you Adolin: Oh yeah? How far is that, bridgeboy? Kaladin: I don't know. Let's find out

#stormlight archive #incorrect quote #kaladin stormblessed #adolin kholin #cremposting

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vendimeyers · 2 months

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Kaladin: that’s why I grow my own food.

Shallan: Where do you find the time?

Kaladin: You make time. I only sleep 90 minutes a day.

#incorrect quotes #source: leverage #stormlight archive #kaladin stormblessed

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just-cosmere-fan · 8 months

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Shallan: well well well, if it isn't the memories of old childhood trauma I've been desperately trying to avoid

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headcanonsandmore · 11 months

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Adolin Kholin: So, does everyone around here fancy Kaladin or... Shallan Davar: No, I'd say that was accurate. Renarin: Definitely true. Most of Bridge Four: Agreed! The carpenters from Sadeas's warcamp: Absolutely! That one ardent from Alethkar: He is very pretty. Leshwi: I wholeheartedly agree. 95% of Urithuru: Yep! Oblivious local acearo man Kaladin: W H A T-

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wanderingchanneler · 9 months

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The way the end of this paragraph from OB is phrased is so funny to me

They stopped several times to recover hidden stockpiles in mountain peaks or remote valleys. To find doorways, they often had to hack through five inches of crem. That amount of buildup had probably taken centuries to accumulate, yet Nin spoke of the places as if he’d just left. At one, he was surprised to find the food long since decayed—though fortunately, the gemstone stockpile there had been hidden in a place where it remained exposed to the storms.

There’s no food, but at least there’s Stormlight! :)

I know it means that having access to infused spheres is good, that way they can fly somewhere they can get supplies, but consider:

Szeth: I do not need food

Szeth: I survive only on Stormlight and the misery of my own existence

#cremposting #incorrect quotes #Szethposting #Stormlight Archive #Oathbringer #Oathbringer spoilers #Szeth-son-son-Vallano #his story is so sad #but sometimes I have to joke about it anyway #Cosmere

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cosmere-cosmeme · 1 year

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Jasnah: That’s tragic, I’ll be sure to keep you in my prayers.

Amaram: You’re an atheist, you don’t pray.

Jasnah: I’m aware.

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