My brain hurts from reading brandon sanderson books (words of radiance), so I'll take a break and read a brandon sanderson book (skyward)

Adolin: do you know who I am?!

Kaladin: my punishment for not going to med school

Dalinar voice "none of these words are in The Way of Kings"

How much dank crem does his children produce that we never get to see?

My jaw actually dropped when I read this.

Absolute genius 👌

do you ever wonder where did sanderson get all of the money needed to use the guy from fortnite in mistborn? like, fortnite is a pretty big IP, i think he at least had to pay millions of dollars for him, or just stole him and settled outside of court

Wax narrates his own actions in dnd mixing in moments where he gets to drop planned one liners that are absolutely both fun and over the top.

Kaladin just does something like

"I mutter 'Honor is dead, but I'll see what I can do' and then jump into the arena."

And the DM will be stunned while the whole table screams before the DM adds more flourishes because christ that's not what they had planned but it's so much better

Also Renarin and Steris both already figured out the plot of the campaign ages ago and have prepped spells or resources to trivialize half the encounters. But in a way that only frustrates the DM

Laptop's back which means I can finally post Kelsier!!! 😭🥳

Thank you everyone who voted in the poll~ 💙

✒️Made in ClipStudio Paint

so i've been experimenting

Finally getting to unmute the Sunlit Man discourse weeks after everyone else finished it, be like

Hi my name is Hoid/Dust/Cephandrius/Lunu'anaki and so on and I’m a Worldhopper (that’s how I got so many names) and I have a hideous silvery-white mullet and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of authors tell me I look like a hawk (AN: ok fine just one author and if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m a Mistborn, an Awakener, a Surgebinder, and an Elantrian. I also once held a Dawnshard (I’m old). I tragically lost my fashion sense in a recent curse-related incident (in case you couldn’t tell) and I’d been wearing the strangest outfits you could even possibly imagine. I loved thrifting and bartering and I got all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a floral buttoned shirt, shorts that were way too short, and sandals. With socks. I was walking around the Sorceress’s phallic silver tower. I had just become an Elantrian and gained the ability to draw Aons, which I was very happy about. The Sorceress stared at me. I put up my middle finger at her. “Hello Riina,” I said. “I hope your last few years have been exactly as lovely as you are.”

Idk man

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