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Adolin: do you know who I am?!
Kaladin: my punishment for not going to med school
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Various Stormlight characters represented by random images I've found on the internet:
Kaladin:
Shallan:
Dalinar:
Adolin:
Jasnah:
Elhokar:
Eshonai:
Leshwi:
Moash:
Wit:
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Renarin: Got called gay at school today.
Adolin: What? Tell me what happened?
Renarin: I got called gay at school.
Adolin: Why?
Renarin: I was being gay.
Adolin: At sch-
Renarin: At school, yeah.
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Adolin Kholin: So, does everyone around here fancy Kaladin or...
Shallan Davar: No, I'd say that was accurate.
Renarin: Definitely true.
Most of Bridge Four: Agreed!
The carpenters from Sadeas's warcamp: Absolutely!
That one ardent from Alethkar: He is very pretty.
Leshwi: I wholeheartedly agree.
95% of Urithuru: Yep!
Oblivious local acearo man Kaladin: W H A T-
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This is just every single Kaladin and Lirin interaction, no I will not be taking notes at this time
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Kaladin: you murdered Sadeas?
Adolin: look, I know it wasn't an honorable thing t-
Kaladin: and you DIDN'T invite me?!
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I am so sorry to be this person but the amount of taylor swift Dalinar would listen when Navani choose his brother
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Kaladin: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Dalinar, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Kaladin: BLOCKED.
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My guidance counselor said it’s not healthy to take joy from disemboweling cremling’s
- Nan Balat, probably
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Shallan: “i’m so sick of you” you’re sick of me??? I’M sick of me !!! i gotta be around this girl 24 hours a day !!!!
source: @broken-academia
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Shallan: well well well, if it isn't the memories of old childhood trauma I've been desperately trying to avoid
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rock: can i give you a big hug?
renarin: no, thanks
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Jasnah: That’s tragic, I’ll be sure to keep you in my prayers.
Amaram: You’re an atheist, you don’t pray.
Jasnah: I’m aware.
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Adolin: I'm feeling devious...
Shallan: You're looking glamourous...
Adolin and Shallan: Let's get mischievous...
Adolin and Shallan: *looking at Kaladin* And polyamorous!
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Life before death, bros before hos, journey before destination.
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Adolin: *flicks Kal’s forehead*
Kaladin: Why’d you do that?!!
Adolin: Why are you a dumbass?
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