I feel like we need to acknowledge that while the lord ruler was a cunt, he did have some kickass branding.
Obligator is such a good title? and like Canton of Orthodoxy and shit is so fucking metal.
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After reading one of the newest wobs
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Every time he appears in one sentence in any Brando Sando book
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Give the goose from Untitled Goose Game a shardblade and let it be the one to fight Odium's champion
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Kelsier: *popping coins in his mouth* change is edible
street skaa Vin: *confused and scared* don’t you mean inevitable??
Kelsier: *rising off the ground* no I do not
Edit: Why you should read Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians, by Brandon Sanderson
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Crem is treated like mud on Roshar so, at least once, I have to imagine Wit excused himself from a conversation about how a few Rosharans spent a good deal of their childhood making... um...
Making crempies
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I had a dream I was at a Brandon Sanderson event to promote the new secret project.
There were clues hidden about and if one person found a clue with a certain number he would tell that person a small spoiler about what would be in the book.
I found it. I give him the clue. He gave me a paper and it said
Thomas the Tank Engine will be in the secret project...
I died laughing. Brandon couldn't stop laughing. I had taken an oath to not reveal that info till the book was out for at least 24 hours. I looked at a sea of people jealous of me, my own partner green with envy. I couldn't stop laughing.
And all I could think was. They think I know something ground breaking and all I know is that Thomas the Tank Engine is in the cosmere.
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rosharans when they see someone from offworld
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Renarin: Got called gay at school today.
Adolin: What? Tell me what happened?
Renarin: I got called gay at school.
Adolin: Why?
Renarin: I was being gay.
Adolin: At sch-
Renarin: At school, yeah.
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Thought this would be a total Shallan thing XD
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This song is Odium trying to persuade Kaladin and Shallan kill themselves
Bo Burnham "kill yourself"
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