Luz: You really wanna help me set up Hunter and Willow?
Gus: Look, this could either be a nice romantic moment for Willow or an embarrassing humiliating travesty for Hunter
Gus: Either way, I want a front row seat!
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Willow: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?
Hunter: anything, honestly. the strong, independent type especially.
Willow, desperately as Hunter bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!
Hunter: oh, b positive!
Willow: DON’T TELL ME TO BE POSITIVE! JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE!
Hunter:
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Incorrect “The Owl House” Quotes
Amity (Sitting next to Luz on a bench): So, is there anything you’d like to do today?
Luz (Puts finger to chin as she thinks): Well, I was going to work on this new spell.
Amity (Face falls a little upon hearing this): Oh. What spell was that?
Luz (Smiles slyly): I put a spell on you. And now you’re mine. You can’t stop the things I do. I ain’t lying.
Amity (Blushes): I think you got that one mastered.
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Luz (Watching King as he tries to catch a bug and narrating in quiet voice): Behold the mighty King of Demons, once again on the hunt. Notice how he lays low to avoid detection. He stalks his prey, never letting it out of sight. He draws closer and closer until...
(King jumps to land on top of bug and misses): WHEH!
Luz (Continues narrating): With this attempt ending in failure, King will now proceed with a 10 minute pouting session, unless he sees another bug or is given tummy pats. I’m Luz Noceda, signing off to do just that.
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Luz: Well, we all have our demons.
Luz: *grabbing King* This one’s mine.
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Random incorrect quotes generator my beloved <3
I gave up on the background as you may see bu it is 1am and I am tired
Hope ya’ll find it as funny as I did lmao
bonus:
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Luz: King, your dad is gnc af
King: *happy gasp* really??
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Alador: this would be a really good place for you to jump in and tell me i’m not a castrating bitch
Darius: sure! just put down the knife first.
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