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koko-heads · 1 year
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mydarlingdearestdead · 10 months
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Anyone: I'm not in love with you anymore.
Zoya: I-
Nikolai: Oh just you wait until you see her dress for the banquet of Sankt Nikolai it's magnifice-
Zoya, smirking having just shoved a sweet roll in his mouth: Well, it would be improper of me to disagree with my King.
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griffinwingss · 2 years
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Incorrect Queen B's quotes
Bea: We all have our demons.
Bea, grabbing Poppy: This one’s mine.
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tqgincorrectquotes · 2 years
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Benny: Harmon, can I give you some advice?
Beth: Absolutely not.
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Conversation
(post-AOD)
Keaton: I diagnose you with "gets no bitches."
Ash, sarcastic: Oh, do please preach to me from your ivory tower of zero hoes.
Keaton: ... Do you want to kiss???
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Headcanons (part 5)
Ok, this should be the final part, let me know if I've missed any characters (only from the 2003-2007 Strawberry Shortcake!). If anyone wants, I might do a part with the 1980 characters that didn't get carried over!
Margalo B. Berryglow
Abrosexual
Pangender
She/It/He/They/Xe
Sherry Bobbleberry
Bisexual
She/Her
Periwinkle Pearblossom
Asexual
Panromantic
Genderflux
Any pronouns
Fairy Queen
Aroace
She/Her
Brambleberry Fairy
Aromantic
Demisexual
Bi
Demifluid
She/He/They
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A Defense of Viserra Targaryen
I just realized I've never actually collected these thoughts in one place, so it's time for me to do so.
This is the main quote from F&B used as character evidence for Viserra:
No squire was ever going to win Viserra, Queen Alysanne knew; not her heart, and certainly not her maidenhead. She was far too sly a child to go down the same path as her sister Saera. "She has no interest in kissing games, nor boys," the queen told Jaehaerys. "She plays with them as she used to play with her puppies, but she would no more lie with one than with a dog. She aims much higher, our Viserra. I have seen the way she preens and prances around Baelon. That is the husband she desires, and not for love of him. She wants to be the queen."
EXCEPT PRINCE AEMON IS STILL ALIVE AND HEALTHY. BAELON IS NOT THE HEIR. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO INDICATION FOR VISERRA THAT MARRYING BAELON WOULD MAKE HER THE QUEEN. ALYSANNE WOULD HAVE NO REASON TO BELIEVE THIS.
So, what gives?
Maybe this is a situation of "George forgot." He's infamously bad with numbers, after all. Maybe he got his timelines mixed up, and didn't realize that Prince Aemon outlives Viserra by five years and Baelon isn't the heir at the time of her death.
Except Fire & Blood is deliberately written as an in-universe history, and we're supposed to treat it as such, with the understanding that some of what Archmaester Gyldayn says is biased or not 100% accurate. This quote is supposedly from Alysanne to Jaehaerys. Who would have heard this? Who would have written it down? Combine that with the straight up factually incorrect information it's based upon, and this has the makings of an apocryphal quote from a bad source. The factual error undercuts the validity of this entire section, and I don't think it can be blindly accepted as proof of Viserra's character.
So, onto the Baelon incident.
(note: the entire existence of the Baelon Incident can also be called into question, given that Gyldayn begins that section with "if court gossip can be believed." We are not all maesters at the Citadel with access to his bibliography and primary sources, though, so I'll leave that alone for now and choose to treat it as fact.)
Here are our facts: Viserra Targaryen is 15 years old. Her parents have arranged a marriage to an old Northern Lord who has been widowed 4 times already. They have refused to break the betrothal. Viserra has a drinking problem. While drunk (and apparently unsupervised) she manages to sneak into Baelon's bed, naked, in an attempt to "seduce" him.
What's the more likely motive here? That she's a sly manipulative ambitious girl who's just so determined to be queen that she'll seduce poor widowed Baelon? Or that she's drunk and desperate and scared and trying to get her brother to rescue her the same way Jaehaerys once rescued Alysanne?
I rest my case.
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luckybunny001 · 4 months
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Trolls Incorrect Quotes #5
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Riff: “Heyy, Queen Barb? Are you in love with Reader?” He cautiously asks as he walks up to Barb who’s sitting on her torn up couch.
Barb: “No?! What makes you say that!!” She hastily said as she whipped her head at the taller Rock troll.
Riff: “Then… why do you draw hearts… with B+R …everywhere??” He said hesitantly, looking down at the black leather notebook Barb had infront of her. It had chicken scratched hearts with B+R drawn hastily in it, he braced himself as he saw her furious glare.
Barb: “Because it stands for Bitterness and… NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!” she yelled as she leaps up and tackled Riff to the ground causing him to scream as they tumble around in a fight causing the other Rock Trolls to cheer on.
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anogtsamsfan · 1 month
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NS!AU incorrect quotes
Star: *Laughs* Eclipse, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—
Eclipse : We’re married.
Moon, Solar and Eclipse : *screaming*
Earth: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Solar?!
Moon: Wait, why are you asking Solar that when Eclipse and I are also here?
Earth: Because Solar wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
Earth: So you’re dating Solar?
Ruin: What? No! I’m just buying them an accessory since they have terrible fashion sense.
Earth: That’s literally a wedding ring.
Earth: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.
Ruin: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
Ruin: Is this gaslighting? Am I being gaslit?
Puppet: If I were gaslighting you, you’d never know it.
Ruin: Is THAT gaslighting?
Puppet: Shut up.
Solar, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Ruin: *half asleep* Solar , this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.
Earth: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.
Eclipse: Puppet quivers before them!
Earth: Fuck off!
Sun: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Puppet: Eyy, homie!
Moon: But then there's cootie...
Earth: Die.
Lunar: how do you ask someone out?
Ruin: Well, first-
Solar: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Lunar: ...And you said yes?
Solar and Ruin: *Plays Slender: The Eight Pages*
*Jumpscare*
Ruin: *Jumps back* OH S*IT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!!!
Puppet: Earth doesn’t look very happy.
Solar: That's their happy. They're just a b*tch.
Lunar, to Puppet: If you see Pollux, give them this message *makes a neutral face*
Lunar: They'll know what it means.
*later*
Puppet: oh, and Lunar said to give you a message.
Puppet: *makes a neutral face*
Pollux: Oh no- The neutral face of displeasure.
Lunar : So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Eclipse: ....
Solar: .....
Puppet: ......
Star: ..Who?
Lunar : That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Star*
Eclipse : Hey, can we stay in your house tonight?
Solar: Why?
Eclipse : Puppet fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Puppet: Earth doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
*The Squad using an Ouija board*
Puppet: Tell us… Is there a spirit in this house?
Spirit, through the board: YES.
Puppet: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month.
Eclipse: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out.
Earth: WAIT, WHAT—
Eclipse : What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?
Earth: make you talk to people.
Pollux : Lunar, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Lunar: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.
Pollux : Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Castor.
Lunar: Wait- Pollux , no-
Pollux: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school.
Ruin: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”…
Lunar: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!
Castor: When I was your age-
Earth, mocking Castor: When I was your height.
Castor: . . .
Castor: Listen here you little s*it-
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Maya and the Three + (Reader) Incorrect quotes
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Gran Brujo: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
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Chimi: Any idiot would know that
Rico: I knew it!
Chimi: See?
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Rico: I’ve got a weapon, and I’m… admittedly VERY afraid to use it!
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(Reader): Are you mad?
Acat: No.
(Reader): So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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Zatz: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Maya: Did (Reader) say ‘I love you’ and you said ‘Thanks’?
Zatz: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL—
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(Reader): Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Chimi: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
(Reader): …
(Reader): You mean ring bearER, right?
Chimi: …
(Reader): Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Rico: Hey, Zatz? Can I get some dating advice?
Zatz: Just because I’m with (Reader) doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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(Reader) sweating: Bone, Skull, there’s something I need to ask you-
Skull: Finally! You’re proposing!
(Reader): How’d you know?
Bone: (Reader), you’ve dropped the rings five times during dinner.
Skull: I even picked it up once.
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(Reader): That was so hot, Acat.
Acat: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
(Reader): I’m so in love with you.
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Cipactli: Hey, Maya, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Maya: Yeah,
Cipactli: And you, (Reader)?
(Reader): Umm… yes?
Cipactli: Great! Because I’m not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
(Reader): Did she just-
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Chimi: Is this your plan B?
Maya: Technically, this is plan P.
Rico: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Maya: Yes, but I marry Zatz in plan M.
Zatz: I like plan M.
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(Reader): It’s called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Hura and Can: We know what we saw.
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Chivo: When I said bring me something back from the beach, I meant like a conch shell!
Vucub: *holding a seagull* Please say that next time!
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Maya: Things will get better!
The Others:
Maya: Okay, maybe they won’t
Maya: But they will be terrible in a new and interesting ways!
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(Reader): I love you.
Xtabay: I love me too.
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Lady Micte: How did you break your leg?
Maya: Do you see those porch stairs?
Lady Micte: Yes.
Maya: I didn’t
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(Reader): Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Picchu: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
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Vucub: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Chivo, cooking the fish: What? I couldn’t hear you, speak up.
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Zatz: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints.
Camazotz: What hints have you given them?
Zatz: We’ll, I think about them a lot.
Zatz: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.
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Lady Micte to Lord Mictlan: You smell of sweat and loss.
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Rico: I wasn't that drunk,
Chimi: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Rico: BEACAUSE YOU ARE!
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(Reader): You really believe in Lord Mictlan?
Lady Micte: Luckily, he believes in himself enough for the both of us.
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Xtabay: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you it’d ruin the mystery.
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King Teca: You can answer almost anything with “Not since the accident”
Queen Teca: Actually, you can’t.
King Teca: Not since the accident.
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Zatz, to Maya: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—
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koko-heads · 1 year
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i love bee 😭
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spacefinch · 1 month
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Incorrect Quotes: Wild Field Trips edition, part 2:
Ralphie: I'm in my mum's car, vroom vroom.
Dr. Tennelli: Get out of me car!
Ralphie: Awww.
Martin: You have entered RADICAL SATURDAY
Aviva: Today's Friday, though.
Martin: IRRELEVANT
Zach: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.
Gourmand: Go back to sleep AND STARVE.
Alternatives to “Ladies and gentlemen”:
D.A.: Ladies, gentlemen, and others
Carlos: Ladies and germs
Koki: Beloved friends and tolerated acquaintances
Wanda: Allies, enemies, and those I’m still deciding about
Zach: Fellow scoundrels
Tim: Entities of interest
Jenny: Guys, gals, and non-binary pals
Evan: All y’all
Tim: Folks
Dr. Tennelli: Distinguished guests
Ralphie: Comrades
Martin: My dudes
Chris: A warm welcome to everyone who managed to sneak past the Zachbots
Mikey: Eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. Your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer.
Ronan: Fork
Mikey: Oh, yeah, I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin.
Jimmy: Um, you seem to forget that ‘chips’ can also mean fries. And that’s probably what he was talking about, haha
Mikey: I did not forget anything. I purposely ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out.
Keesha: Really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? I find that hard to believe. Stop feeding me these lies.
Chris: Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.
Carlos: And to be honest, it was a little bit frightening.
Ralphie: KNOWLEDGE is knowing that a tomato is technically a fruit.
Phoebe: WISDOM is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Ralphie: PHILOSOPHY is wondering if a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
Dr. Tennelli, about to kick them both out of the kitchen: COMMON SENSE is knowing that ketchup isn't a smoothie.
Martin: I put my Creaturepod down and now I can't find it.
Chris: Want me to call it?
Martin: It's on silent.
Chris: I'll call it anyway.
*Everyone stands around listening for a faint buzzing sound*
Carlos: I'm going to give raccoons the gift of fire and then teach them ceramics and they will make little bowls with their little hands.
Aviva: You cannot give raccoons that kind of power!
Wanda: The opposite of "the elephant in the room" is "the centipede in the room." Something that's not actually an issue, but everyone's freaking out about.
Chris: As someone who has worked with venomous animals, I can assure you that a centipede in the room is in fact a very big issue.
Gavin: If you have knees, you are valid.
Phoebe: Homophobes have knees, too.
Gavin: Not for long.
Carlos: Who is teaching my dad Zoomer slang?
*earlier*
Mr. Ramon (via text message): What do you think? I totally stan it
Carlos: Stop
Keesha: Stop excluding the B from LGBT. I'm sick of it. British people should be proud of who they are. Screw you.
Zach: What means “I hate you” in dinosaur?
Carlos: No. Dinosaur is the language of love.
Katie: I almost dropped my Creaturepod on my soft carpeted floor but thank god I have lightning fast reflexes and was able to slap it into the wall instead.
Wanda: I heard my brother [Henry] say he was going to Dairy Queen, so I snuck in his car and he has no idea I’m here.
Wanda: He asked his friend what he wanted and I popped up from the floor and said “I was thinking about a milkshake." I have never heard two teenage boys scream louder.
Carlos: Do not stand near the open fire when you have a tube of cocoa butter in your thigh pocket.
Jenny: This is so oddly specific. What happened?
Carlos: I am confident in your ability to figure it out from the clues provided.
Aidan: You’ve heard of mom friends. Now get ready for: Anti-mom friend. They suggest every single impulsive thought that runs through their head like, "Hey, what if you jumped in that pond in the middle of the night?" to the group while the mom friend begs them to stop.
Phoebe: Eldest sibling friend.
(Both of them look at Carlos)
Keesha: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?
Martin: Microwave for 40 minutes
Keesha: Why were you microwaving a lemon??
Martin: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges), but we don't have a big enough pot on the Tortuga.
Keesha: Did you burn an orange too? How??
Martin: Microwave for 40 minutes
Carlos: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
Phoebe: Are you okay?
Carlos: My cat stole my freakign garlic bread.
Carlos: A theif
DA: Thief?
Carlos: Theif
DA: I before e, except after c
Carlos: Thceif
DA: No
Dr. Skeledon: Children, this is dirt.
Arnold, Carlos, and Phoebe: dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt?
Wanda: My mom is asleep, quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words.
Phoebe: 💀Tax evasion
Keesha: 💀Gerrymandering
Carlos: 💀Music piracy
Gavin: 💀Rug burn
Mikey: 💀Frick
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griffinwingss · 2 years
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Incorrect Queen B's quotes
Bea: *carrying groceries*
Poppy: *offers hand to help*
Bea: *transfers all the bags to one hand and holds Poppy’s hand with the other*
Poppy: Babe…no
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tqgincorrectquotes · 2 years
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Alma: Hey, you know what's fun?
Alma: Alcohol!
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Ash (about me): Do you really think this is the face of a man that understands how time works???
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On Historical Fiction, the Modernization of Historical People and Events, and how we Interact With It.
Let me first preface this by saying I love Six and it’s my current hyper-fixation, and I am also currently working on a piece of historical fiction where Katherine Howard time travels to the modern world. This rambling isn’t meant to hate on anyone it’s just me discussing stuff. However, recently I saw one of the Six actresses post a Tiktok where they said, “K Howard would’ve been a Gleek” and it honestly made me uncomfortable.
I’m not saying they were wrong for this. I understand that they are playing Katherine Howard as a character and as an actor you naturally look for things to help you portray and relate to the character. I also understand that Six takes place in a modern realm and Glee is a modern media. And I honestly really like modern takes on history! I think it helps make actual history more palatable to a modern audience. But, it goes make me a little uncomfortable because the line between fiction and reality gets blurred, and that’s hard to navigate as both an audience member and creator.
The thing is yes, if Katherine Howard were a modern teenager/young adult she very well might have liked Glee. Actual Katherine was known for her fun, bright personality and being quite fond of music and dancing. But the key word here is might. What bothers me is the lack of this word, the straight up assumption. We don’t and will never know if Katherine was a Gleek because she A, wasn’t around for it and B, is dead. And I know this actress was probably just referring to the character of Katherine in Six, but that bothers me because Katherine isn’t just a character! She’s an actual human being who was murdered! She died at no older than nineteen! (I know some sources say twenty-one but it’s more accurately seventeen to nineteen). She was a child who’s life and legacy were cut short, swept under the rug (her remains were destroyed,) and then slandered for a good 500 years! I think she deserves a little more respect than to be treated as a mere character in a musical!
I understand that as a writer and an actor this is hard to balance with the material you are presenting. Regarding my aforementioned story, I am actually really struggling with a plot line of Katherine turning to modern music and dance to process the reality of what she went through because, as I said, I don’t know what modern music Katherine would like, and I never will. Because she will never get to experience it. I’m not comfortable making these kinds of assumptions. And you can say, “L just remember that you are a writing a character of Katherine—” Yes I know but I am someone who likes things to be as accurate as possible. I don’t like making characterizations of real people, and I especially don’t like making one of Katherine, because people having been characterizing her for years, and they weren’t nice about it, either.
That being said, I don’t hate Six’s characterization of Katherine. I understand they were modernizing her and I honestly think they do a really good job of blending that and the actual Katherine together. I hate how this leads to (a lot of) people believing the character of Katherine and the actual Katherine are one in the same. I hate how this is a problem for all the queens (Esp Anne Boleyn). It also makes me uncomfortable when I see Six fanfics and AUs and incorrect quotes because these aren’t characters you’re talking about, they’re real people. (Note, I don’t inherently hate all Six fanfics, the premise just makes me uncomfortable. I actually read a really good one that I think explored the contrast between the reality of Katherine’s life and a modern lens on it really well. And when I say “reality” I don’t mean “IRL Kat was a slut” bc that is absolutely NOT true she was a VICTIM no matter WHAT the year is but I mean the way she and the other Queens would’ve seen it vs how we do). They deserve to be more than characters. Katherine deserves to be more than a character.
Again, I don’t think this actress had any ill will when she made the Tiktok. I think she just wanted to make a fun little video. I also do not think she is necessarily wrong. Again, I understand she is playing a character, and she was probably thinking about the character when she made the Tiktok. But it did bother me.
Katherine Howard isn’t your little blorbo to make headcanons about. She’s a teenager who was sexually abused her whole life and then was murdered for it.
And I really wish more people would remember that.
P.S: I also want to make it perfectly clear that I have zero problems with any of the actresses playing the queens. I’m not one of those “but _ wouldn’t have been poc1!1!” people. I think Six is incredible in terms of diverse casting, and POC Katherine would actually be AMAZING. (And give AYWD SO much more weight. Also yes I’ve hear Holli and she slayed). This post is about the blurred line between (fictional) characterization and reality.
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