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salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea · 2 months

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Itotia: Her father is Acan God of Celebration and her mother is Teotihuacan Goddess of Spiders. She’s closer with her father helping him throw parties and eventually going on and hosting her own. Met her brothers cause of her mother who left them in her care. Became a mother to her brothers and her other demi-siblings, only there is so much she can do to protect them from other gods and goddesses. Has so many siblings they now have a small town full of them, which leads to other gods and goddess leaving their demi-children in her care at the village where they can visit their kids. Wears purple to show her status as the leader of the village, but still wears brackets and jewelry that villagers make.

Kukulkan Chan: Named after the serpent god Kukulkan with the last name Chan means “small”. He was named by his mother Teotihuacan Goddess of Spiders and his father Kukulkan the Serpent God. Knows he can't live up to his father so he made a casino to steal the mortals money and make his own fortune his way. Casinos weren’t really a thing back then so as time passes he does become more powerful, but still stays the weakest of the three. Uses his sister's party knowledge and his younger brother’s drugs to lure people in. Has a human disguise to go and gamble in the human world. When treated he will puff his hood up and use the face on the back to try and scare them off. Most of the time he needs Itotia to get involved. He’s their mother's favorite because she knows he doesn't have the power to over run her.

Xōchipilli: The Mayan god of sex, drugs, and music. He’s the more carefree one always somewhere getting high. The mushroom pours all over his body releasing a gas that can get anyone within the vicinity as high as a kite. He does find some fine music and forces his siblings to join him in a mini band that plays at his brother’s casino and some of his sister’s party. Loves his mother Teotihuacan Goddess of Spider, but not even Itotia knows who his father is. Once the drugs wear off he’s left in a drowsy hungover state that makes him look dead. (In my Au he also embodies withdrawal). He owns a sex club and has beautiful humans and creatures of all kinds, though his siblings do avoid the area as much as they can. Has colored flower and marijuana tattoos all along his arms with flowers and mushrooms growing out of his hair. Once he’s in his second state though the flowers and mushrooms fall off.

#my ocs #maya and the three #maya and the 3

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salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea · 2 months

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💖HAPPY VALENTINES DAY💛

I just love this holiday and wanted to say thank you to all of the people who have like and reposted my art and one-shots. It can be kind of hard being a person in a smaller fandom, but thank you to all!

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salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea · 3 months

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Maya and the Three (Being Lady Micte’s right hand/ best friend)

💀 To be as close as you are with Micte you most likely knew her before she married Lord Mictlan. Probably when she was a young goddess.

🌻 In the beginning she’ll be nice maybe using you to climb up the power ranks, but after seeing you’ll be there she starts to see you as a real friend. Will even start to treat you like a real friend. May hurt you a couple of times, but does try to make it up.

💀 One of her bridesmaids at the wedding. She'll need you to help calm her down from pre-wedding gitters. After the wedding, she makes you her right hand. Even gives you your own little throne so you can sit by her side and entertain her.

🌻 Part of being her right hand is having her confine her secrets to you such as her fear of the marriage and how she's not happy in it. You're the first person she told about the affair. You also have to be able to protect her, that's going to be the only reason Mictlan keeps you around.

💀 After she gives Maya to the Tecas she locks herself in her chambers and cries quietly to you about her feelings while you rub her back and offer her whatever comfort she requires. If Lord Mictlan asks about his wife you just answer with “She's not feeling well seems she's gotten sick from the baby,” Sends you as a messenger to check up on Maya when she can not.

🌻 Once Maya starts the quest Lady Micte sends you out to report back and update her and her husband playing it off as nothing but that. Sends you to actually fight Maya and the gang one of the times, but to not injure the girl, to check up on how much she has learned. If you end up getting hurt in the fight Micte will help patch you up while you share the events.

💀 Enough of the main story for now. You'll be the one to help her with her face paint even if you are not the best she still will be glad to have you do it. Has you helped with the flowers in her hair if you really can't do face paint. She trusts you to make her look presentable and powerful. Let's you try in her headpiece as a joke.

🌻 The friendship is a fair amount of give more than get, but she'll still do things for you. If you want something ( food, clothes, jewelry) it's yours. If you like someone god or mortal you can tell her and she'll keep it a secret. Might even try to get the two of you together. Plus, just being her right hand gives you immunity from Lord Mictlan’s wrath.

💀 Really does try her best to be a good friend, but she's just not the best with relationships and tends to accidentally hurt those close to her. That means you too. However if you know she doesn't mean to then you'll be fine and she’ll just appreciate you even more.

🌻 Like to match clothes. Cliche I know, but I can just imagine her pick-out outfits so that you match as a way to show she's your friend. May even have outfits tailored just for your two to match.

💀 Expects you to fight against Lord Mictlan with her. 1) You do and end up having to watch and hold her as she dies. She'll later apologize for everything she's done to ever hurt you when she comes back for a bit. Please visit her in the land of the dead. 2) You stay on Lord Mictlan’s side and fight against her. If you go to comfort her when she's dying she’ll forgive you saying it was only fair for how she treated you. Might not want you to visit her as much as if you fought with her.

🌻 Please bring her sunflowers when ever you visit the human realm. They don't grow in the underworld and all she really gets are marigolds. One of the best birthday gifts you could get her, so simple yet they mean so much.

💀 One of the few gods/goddesses who see her true side. The funny and caring one who's not just a disguise for her husband. You are also one of the few who can get her to laugh. Truly laugh.

🌻 Imagine staying up late on your balcony overlooking the underworld. With you both drinking a bottle of whatever you could find while laughing, joking about your childhoods, and what it's like these days. Then all of a sudden you get philosophical and share both of your problems and worries. Not judging one another.

💀 Going on owl rides as a way to get out of the throne room and underworld. If you can fly that's fine, but if you can't or just want to ride on her soft feathers she’ll 100% let you unless she's badly injured. Help her to get feathers out of her hair once she's back in her goddess form. Let's you keep them.

#maya and the 3 #maya and the three #maya and the three x reader

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salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea · 3 months

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wtf😭 at least he die with a beautiful (well drawn) sunset :)

a couple of minutes before the explosion?

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salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea · 3 months

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Maya and the three (Skull & Bone x Reader) Incorrect quotes

Bone: (Reader) you love me, right?

(Reader): Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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(Reader): You have to apologize to them Skull.

Skull: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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(Reader): Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Bone: AS ENEMIES?!

(Reader):

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(Reader): Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Skull: Marry me.

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Bone: Fight me!

(Reader): *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*

(Reader): Fight me for the rest of our lives.

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(Reader): *Holds a sign that says “Prom?” outside Skull’s window*

Bone: Oh my god, Yes!

(Reader): *Yelling up* No, tell Skull!

Bone: Skull! I’m going to prom with your lover!

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Bone: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

(Reader): I don’t know. When are you going to ask me to?

Skull: And you just ran away?!

Bone: I didn’t expect them to flirt back!

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Skull: We have a problem.

(Reader): No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Xtabay: Truth or dare?

(Reader): Truth!

Xtabay: Do you-

Skull: I dare you to kiss me.

(Reader): *kisses Skull*

Xtabay, to Bone: They said “truth”, right?

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Acat: Ooh, somebody has a crush.

Bone: Pfft, I don’t have a crush in (Reader) I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

Bone, very much awake: Uh oh.

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Skull, holding a rock: (Reader) just gave this rock to me and said “I feel like you deserve the moon, but all I can give you is a rock”.

Bone: If you don’t marry them, I will.

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(Reader): Where are you going?

Bone: To get OURSELVES a gift!

Skull: Cause somebody didn’t get us one!

Camazotz, knowing full well that (Reader) got Skull and Bone engagement rings: *eating popcorn*

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Hura: *finds a note* Hmm, what's this?

(Reader): Hey, that's mine! *trys to grab it*

Can *grunting*: Aww, it's a love note for Skull and Bone.

(Reader): No-

Can: *opens it*

Can:

Hura:

(Reader):

Hura: We can't read this.

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Bone: Well, remember when (Reader) made a romantic dinner for me?

Skull: Bone, they microwaved you a pizza.

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(Reader): Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.

Skull: It's my turn to cuddle (Reader).

Bone: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

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Bone: Did (Reader) just tell us they loved us for the first time?

Cipactli: Yeah, they did.

Skull: And did we just do finger guns back?

Cipactli: Yeah, you did.

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Chivo: So, how long have you and (Reader) been together?

Skull and Bone: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. (Reader) and us are not together. No. No.

Chivo: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?

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Lord Mictlan: Did you take out (Reader) as I requested?

Skull: (Reader) has been taken out, yes.

Lord Mictlan: You have my grat-

Bone: It was a great restaurant.

Skull: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Bone: (Reader) proposed afterward- we’re filing the wedding papers.

#maya and the three x reader #Maya and the three Skull x reader #Maya and the three Bone x reader #Skull and Bone

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salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea · 3 months

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Maya and the three (Chimi x Painter Reader)

(Plotanic or Romantic)

Looking down at your map you let out another groan. “Where is it?” you whisper to yourself. Rolling the map back up you place it in your bag before setting it on the ground. Sliding down the side of a tree you close your eyes to rest under it’s shade.

Snap

The sound of a twig snapping and awoke you up in time as it hits your head. Looking up you catch a glimpse of a human leg. “Oh, hey!” you call out standing up to try and find the human. “Can you help me?” you ask grabbing your map. “I'm looking for the Jungle Lands,” you explain. After a while of standing there looking like an idiot you turn getting ready to head on your way.

Turning around you were meet face to face with a girl who had pale skin and red eyes. Taking a step back she takes one forward and sniffs you. “Hello,” you say sticking your hand out. Sniffing your hand the girl leaves and crawls towards your bag seeing all of the sealed pots and what little food you had left.

“Hey that's my stuff!” you exclaim rushing over and gabbing your bag careful to not break anything in it. “Why do you have so many pots?” the girl asks reaching towards one. “It's paint,” you answer short to the point. “What's with so much paint?” “What's with all the questions?” you retort. Now holding eye contact neither of you back down. “I'm (Reader) by the way,” you introduce yourself.

Looking you up and down the girl stands to her full height. “ I’m (insert animal noise),” she answers, but after seeing your confused look she quickly says her name is Chimi blushing a bit. “What a nice name,” you say. “And such beautiful skin,” you comment walking around her.

“What?” she asked irritated. “Sorry it's not like I'm going to steal your skin or anything!” you explain waving your hands before going to your back and grabbing a pot. “It's just such a pretty pale color, and I've worked on a lot of skin before with different colors and textures. All beautiful in their own way, but yours is unique,” you ramble. “May I paint on it?” you ask now turned towards her.

You could see a faint blush on her cheeks as she looked at you with wide eyes. “Oh I'm sorry I was rambling I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable!” you quickly explain placing the pot back down. “You like my skin?” Chimi ask. “Yes, who wouldn't,” “My village they think of a monster, El Monster Blanco, to be exact,” she explained. “Where are you from?” you asked worried of the answer.

“The Jungle Lands,” Chimi replies. A silence falls over you two as you both stand under the tree. “My offer still stands,” you say. Looking at you carefully Chimi moves to sit on a nearby stone. “Okay,” she answers. “Really?” you ask as you grab different pots from your bag and set them next to you. “Yes,” she answers watching you as you move around grabbing brushes.

“Yeah is there anything you want in particular?” you ask holding a brush. “Lady Micte,” Chimi say closing her eyes waiting for you to start. “It might be a bit cold,” you warn dabbing your brush in black paint. Chills were sent up Chimi spine as your brush touches her face. “I warned you,” you laugh a bit trying to keep a steady hand causing her to laugh quietly too.

“If you don't mind. May I ask why you want to look like Lady Micte?” you ask. “When I was born my mother died and I wish to see her again, the only way for that is through Lady Micte,” Chimi explains. “Wow, but who do you live with now,” you say dipping your figures in different colors before poking Chimi in the face causing her to bat at your hand. “The forest animals,” she says. Looking around you take notice of different animals hiding in the bushes watching you. After a while of just being in a comfortable silence you pull back looking at your work.

“Done!” you explain proud of your work. Rushing you your bag while almost tripping on a pot of teal paint you grab a mini mirror you have. “How do you like it?” you ask holding the mirror out for Chimi to take and see her new face paint. “Wow,” she whispers imprisoned by how the flower petals look so real and the gold detail. “It's amazing,” she answers look I at the bones in her arms and legs.

“Wonderful I'm sure the Jungle Land Queen with be proud of my work then,” you say putting the pots and brushes back in your bag. “Do you just travel and paint faces?” Chimi ask. “Pretty much I started out small, but after my sibling pushed me to show off my work I've started traveling and painting, not just faces but portraits, for people. In return they give me food and sometimes a place to sleep,” you explain throwing your bag back on your shoulders.

“Now I must be on my way, but it was nice knowing you Chimi and truly I do find your complexion to be one of the prettiest I've ever seen,” you say bowing down. “I-i can take you to the jungle lands,” Chimi says. “Really?” you ask standing back up. “Just wait here,” she orders jumping into the tree grabbing a bow and some arrows.

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The two of you now stand on the outskirts of the village hidden in the shadows. “Thank you Chimi,” you say turning towards the girl. “No problem,” she answers turning to leave. “Wait!” you call out rushing to her sides. “Here,” you say handing her a pot of purple and another gold. “As a thank you gift. It's not much, but to a painter, these are some of the hardest colors to get,” you say.

“Don't you need them?” Chimi asks looking down at the pots. “Nah I have spare and the recipe on how to make more,” you explain waving your hand dismissively. “Thank you,” She says holding the paints closer. “Of course, and hey I promise to visit when I get the chance,” you say turning to leave. “See yay!” you call out as you leave heading into the village. “Bye,” Chimi quietly says waving her hand as Monkey slides down next to her. “Maybe not all humans are bad,” Chimi says turning to leave before anyone sees her.

#maya and the three x reader #maya and the 3 #maya and the three chimi #Chimi x reader #Maya and the three Chimi x reader #Maya and the three

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salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea · 3 months

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Maya and the Three + (Reader) Incorrect quotes (Part 2)

Chimi: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Rico: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Chimi: But you’re always acting stupid?

Rico: …

Rico: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Chivo: Pick a card, any card.

Bone: Fine.

Chivo: Wait, that’s my credit card!

Skull: You said any card.

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Xtabay: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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Chimi: Everyone knows that Santa is an international designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.

(Reader): The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

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Rico: Why is Picchu crying?

Chimi: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Picchu: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Rico: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-

Picchu: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Rico: NO, NOT THAT!

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Camazotz: Wow you and Cabrakan are home early from the movies. What happened?

Cipactli: We got kicked out because Cabrakan wouldn’t stop yelling diving scores as people jumped off the titanic.

Cabrakan: That last guy had a solid 8, I’m telling you!

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Maya: I regret nothing!!!

Zatz: I regret everything!!!

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Zatz: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

(Reader): You and me!

Zatz: *tearing up* Ok.

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Queen Teca: So, what’s for dinner?

King Teca, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

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Vucub: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Chivo: Unless you’re home alone.

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Chimi: This date is boring!

(Reader) This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.

Chimi: Then why did you invite me?

(Reader): I didn’t, I specifically said “don’t come with me,” then you said, “fuck you (Reader) I’ll do whatever I want!”

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Rico: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.

Chimi: I went to the park today.

Rico: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Chimi: *opening their coat* This duck.

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Acat: Zatz is playing hard to get.

Acat: Little do they know, I’m a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Lord Mictlan: What are you doing tomorrow?

Any god/goddess: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

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Lady Micte: If I ever had a child, I image they would be a lot like you.

Lord Mictlan: Aww, thanks—

Lady Micte: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

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(Reader): Did you get the eggs like I asked?

Maya: Even better!

(Reader): What the fuck did you—

Maya: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Lord Mictlan: What have I done wrong?!

(Reader): Everything. For your entire life.

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(Reader): Chivo… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Chivo: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

(Reader):

(Reader): I wrote sanitize Chivo.

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Rico: (Reader) that's disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.

Chimi: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

(Reader): Oh yeah? *gets really close to Chimi* How about a muffin on the house baby?

Chimi, giggling: I’m pretty.

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Acat: Please! Pretend I’m useful!

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Camazotz: Oh Zatz, we have a visitor!

Zatz: Don’t tell me it’s (Reader).

Camazotz: It’s (Reader).

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Zatz: There’s no way they like me back.

(Reader): Maya would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.

Zatz: Maya would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun.

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(Reader): I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime… which should I do?

Barbarian Princess: Please don’t get arrested.

(Reader): No promises! <3

Barbarian King: Why not both? Get creative!

(Reader): Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

Barbarian Princess: Please don’t encourage them, Papa.

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Lord Mictlan: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Camazotz: You are literally making a Valentine’s Day card for Lady Micte.

Lord Mictlan, pointing their hot glue gun towards Camazotz: You’re on thin fucking ice.

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King Teca: Don’t mansplain this to me!

Queen Teca: Wh- I’m a woman! I can’t mansplain anything to you!

King Teca: … Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!

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Skull, at (Reader): Would you like to stay for dinner?

Bone, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!

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*Acat is telling a story*

Hura: Wow, Acat, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!

Can: *grunting* Romance?

Hura: I have a crush on them.

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Xtabay: How do I make a date really romantic?

Vucub: Be mysterious.

Xtabay: Okay.

*Later, while on a date with (Reader)

(Reader): So where are we going?

Xtabay: None of your fucking business.

#maya and the 3 #maya and the three #maya and the three x reader

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salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea · 3 months

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Maya and the Three + (Reader) Incorrect quotes

Gran Brujo: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.

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Chimi: Any idiot would know that

Rico: I knew it!

Chimi: See?

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Rico: I’ve got a weapon, and I’m… admittedly VERY afraid to use it!

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(Reader): Are you mad?

Acat: No.

(Reader): So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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Zatz: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Maya: Did (Reader) say ‘I love you’ and you said ‘Thanks’?

Zatz: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL—

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(Reader): Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.

Chimi: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

(Reader): …

(Reader): You mean ring bearER, right?

Chimi: …

(Reader): Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Rico: Hey, Zatz? Can I get some dating advice?

Zatz: Just because I’m with (Reader) doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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(Reader) sweating: Bone, Skull, there’s something I need to ask you-

Skull: Finally! You’re proposing!

(Reader): How’d you know?

Bone: (Reader), you’ve dropped the rings five times during dinner.

Skull: I even picked it up once.

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(Reader): That was so hot, Acat.

Acat: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

(Reader): I’m so in love with you.

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Cipactli: Hey, Maya, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Maya: Yeah,

Cipactli: And you, (Reader)?

(Reader): Umm… yes?

Cipactli: Great! Because I’m not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

(Reader): Did she just-

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Chimi: Is this your plan B?

Maya: Technically, this is plan P.

Rico: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Maya: Yes, but I marry Zatz in plan M.

Zatz: I like plan M.

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(Reader): It’s called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

Hura and Can: We know what we saw.

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Chivo: When I said bring me something back from the beach, I meant like a conch shell!

Vucub: *holding a seagull* Please say that next time!

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Maya: Things will get better!

The Others:

Maya: Okay, maybe they won’t

Maya: But they will be terrible in a new and interesting ways!

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(Reader): I love you.

Xtabay: I love me too.

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Lady Micte: How did you break your leg?

Maya: Do you see those porch stairs?

Lady Micte: Yes.

Maya: I didn’t

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(Reader): Do you know the ABCs of first aid?

Picchu: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

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Vucub: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?

Chivo, cooking the fish: What? I couldn’t hear you, speak up.

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Zatz: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints.

Camazotz: What hints have you given them?

Zatz: We’ll, I think about them a lot.

Zatz: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

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Lady Micte to Lord Mictlan: You smell of sweat and loss.

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Rico: I wasn't that drunk,

Chimi: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Rico: BEACAUSE YOU ARE!

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(Reader): You really believe in Lord Mictlan?

Lady Micte: Luckily, he believes in himself enough for the both of us.

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Xtabay: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you it’d ruin the mystery.

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King Teca: You can answer almost anything with “Not since the accident”

Queen Teca: Actually, you can’t.

King Teca: Not since the accident.

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Zatz, to Maya: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

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#maya and the 3 #maya and the three #Maya and the three x reader

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Maya and the Three (Bringing Bone & Skull to Target)

(Could be platonic or romantic, but these head canons are based off of a post @cadaver-moss )

☠️ After stumbling upon the goddesses in an alley they forced you to let them live with you for the exchange of your life. They quickly made themself comfortable in your spare bedroom and stole some of your furniture to decorate there room. Slowly the goddesses did warm up to you happy to have a loyal servant friend that helps them in these modern times.

💰You made a comment about needing to get a friend a gift and that you would be heading out to Target, which caught the two goddesses' interest. Throwing on two hoodies, hats, masks, and sunglasses they wait for you to grab you wallet.

☠️ Once there the two jump out of the car and rush towards the building with you trailing behind. Once inside you lose sight of the two which does worry you, but in all honesty, you didn't want people thinking you had a connection to them.

💰 Anything that they could fit in their hoodie pockets and hats was stolen. They would pull of the labels and use their magic to take off those plastic tags they have on more expensive items.

☠️ Sometimes they will run up to you and ask about something before running off again. If there's something they want but can't steal they throw it in your cart/basket saying “We’ll pay you back later stop complaining,”

💰 They eat any food that's out in the open like fruits. Can't steal alcohol as easily so they’ll just drink from the bottle and put it back or place it in someone else cart/basket. Will steal candy.

☠️ Clothes are fun. The both just grab a bunch to try on and force you to wait for them to show off to you. Of course you'll have to go into the changing room so no one sees their skeletons. Will also have you try on clothing and if they think it looks nice on you they'll steal it. “We don't want you looking like a rato(a),”

💰 Jewelry is the easiest thing to steal since it's so small. Tend to take more rings, bracelets, and necklaces instead of earrings since they prefer bigger one.

☠️ They don't wear that much make-up besides I guess a little bit of blush and maybe some nail polish or face paints. They do have hair though so they're stealing shampoo and hair ties, also grabbing you a bottle too. That way you smell the same as them.

💰 Now yes they do abit of stealing, but they also like to mess around with people and get them blamed for crimes. So there sneaking products and putting them in other people's pockets, so when they leave the alarm goes off. Or they steal from people's carts/baskets and put the products back on the shelf or in another cart/basket that way fights happen.

☠️ While your at check out paying for the gift and card you see the two quickly walk out of the building surprised that the alarm doesn't go off. Only then for the alarm go off as you walk through to reveal a container of nail polish.

💰 Once done dealing with the workers who blamed you for stealing even if you claimed you didn't, you were free to leave with a warning. In the parking lot, you can see the two leaning on your car snickering. Back at the house, they compare what they stole with each other and try to steal from each other which leads to them fighting.

☠️ They give you clothes, jewelry, and your favorite candy as a truce, but they're not really sorry :)

#maya and the three #maya and the three bone #maya and the three x reader #Maya and the three skull #Maya and the three bone x reader #Maya and the three skull x reader #Maya and the 3 #bone and skull

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salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea · 3 months

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Kill me

#the long long holiday #les grandes grandes vacances

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salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea · 3 months

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#maya and the 3 #Maya and the three Skull #Maya and the three Bone #Bone and Skull #My oc #Maya and the three

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salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea · 4 months

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Venus (The Owl House), Venessa (Helluva Boos/ Hazbin Hotel), Vee (The Long Long Holiday), Itotia (Maya and the Three)

Venus is an old Oc of mine from an old account and I wanted to redraw her. Don’t use her as much since I got out of the fandom, but I just wanted to draw my old Oc which got me to draw my other ones.

Venessa is a based off a sparrow with a child like personality. She’s not related to any one in the goetia family, but did come from a rich family that she’s still in contact with she just perused a different life. She wears the jacked that she stole from a sinner and likes to read about pilots and planes. She ends up working for IMP as the engineer who has to help fix any thing that the crew breaks. Doesn’t tend to do any of the killing, but will for self defense. Meet Octavia in the Loo Loo Land episode. (Shipped with Octavia)

Vee had a redesign and was now made into a human. (I’ll still probably draw my old design). She moved to the town from Berlin and lives in a small apartment where she helped to take care of a pigeon that she then bonded with. Now she helps the resistance as the town’s new mortician. Has a soft spot for Lily since she doesn’t have a mom and ends up filling that role. Is distant when meeting new people, but become hyper around people she already knows. Meet Lucy as a kid when she visited the town for summers and had a small fling that end when she had to leave for college. Still both a small feelings for each other. (Shipped with Lucy)

Itotia (which I believe means dance) is the goddess of parties. Her mother is the goddess of spiders and her father is the god of art. She is the first born and has a half-brother who is the god of casinos and another half brother that’s the god of drugs. Her mother only eats men so she out go and sleep with them only then to eat them. That’s why most of her siblings are Demi-gods that end up getting killed. Does try to look after most of them. Does has a fur and only gets grumpy when shedding is in season. Has the ability to see people mood and uses that to make people happy that’s why most gods and goddess don’t have a problem with her. Has beef with Chivo the most since he is such a stuck up is always ruins the party. (Shipped with Skull and Bone)

#my ocs

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salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea · 4 months

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Maya and the Three / Maya x (god/goddess of parties reader) Platonic

(Saw a story about if Lord Mictlan died and Lady Micte took Maya to live with her and the other gods and goddesses. They then had a second quinceañera for Maya, so I’ll be following that plot a bit. I don’t own the AU since I’m getting ideas from someone else I just didn’t get their username.)

“Are you not enjoying the party mi flor?” Lady Micte asked leaning over to look at her daughter who was watching all of the other gods mingling. “No no, I am!” Maya answers waving her hands and fixing the beads in her hair. “But?” Micte ask. “I don’t know I just feel a bit out of place,” Maya signs.

She’s talked with some of the gods and goddesses that helped her mother, but it was hard since she felt like an outcast being only a Demi-god. Sure Zatz was there too but Acat was protective over him and was always around him at any chance. Didn't help that Acat hated Maya. Camazotz was her mother's right-hand man and was quick to become a good father figure for Maya since he too had a Demi-child (not a Micte & Camazotz ship).

Cipactli was quick to grow on Maya taking care of her as if she were her own daughter teaching her how to fight and stay safe. Cabrakan wasn’t as quick as his wife, but soon also warmed up to Maya (partly just to make his wife happy). The other gods such as Hurra and Can, Xtabay, Skull and Bone, and Vucub would casually talk with Maya, but not that much not that they hated her just they saw no real interest. Chico was just a bitch, still mad about the fall of Lord Mictlan he would use his magic to make Maya’s new life in the underworld slightly harder. I didn’t help that some of the other gods found these pranks to be funny. Luckily Cipactli was always quick to help and put Chivo in his place.

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Taking a sip of her drink Maya turns to the god/goddess her mother was talking to. They looked cool and fun having some bright color paint on their body and messy hair with confetti stuck in it. “Are you having fun?” The other god/goddess ask. “Huh? Oh yes!” Maya answers.

“Oh how rude of me!” They exclaim bowing down. “I am (Reader) God(dess) of Parties. I would have meet you early when you were given gifts, but I was busy helping set up. Speaking of gifts here,” you offer holding out a wine bottle to her. “(Reader)! She can not be drinking that this early in the party!” Micte scolds. “What? Why not I wasn’t sober at my party,” you justify “Hell most gods and goddesses aren’t”.

Taking the bottle Maya then gives a quick thanks feeling shadowed by the other outgoing god(dess). “Maya why don’t you go with (Reader) to meet some of the other guests. They’re quite a social butterfly and know about everyone in this room,” Micte explains. “That’s sounds wonderful!” You exclaim grabbing Maya’s arm. “Come on I’m going to show you how to really party!” You finish before dashing off pulling Maya behind you as Micte laughs at the sight.

After a while of you dragging Maya around meeting new gods and introducing her by her name and not Micte’d daughter or as the Demi-god of death. You were fun always cracking jokes and making sure Maya was involved in the conversation, but also that the attention wasn’t just on her so she felt comfortable. At one point Maya mentioned how Chivo was messing with her.

“Wait here and watch,” you say getting up and making something with your magic, but it was hide from Maya’s view. “Hey Chivo?” You ask sliding in next to him as he talks with Vucub and Xtabay. “What do you want?” The god retorts. “How’s the party huh? Does it live up to your standers?” You inquire getting ready. “I suppose,” the goat responds carefully. “Have you had anything to eat?” You ask getting closer. “No not ye-,”

Bam!

“Why you!” Chivo shouts with pie dripping down his face. Xtabay and Vucub cackling as they lean on you for support while other gods turn to see what’s the commotion before joining in the laughter. “What? You said you were hungry,” you say innocently. “Alright alright here,” you say offering the smaller demon a handkerchief. Taking it Chivo becomes surprised as it seemed to just continue to come never seeming to end.

“What is this?!” He exclaims getting frustrated. “It’s magic man. Aren’t you the god of magic anyway,” you say pulling the handkerchief out all the way making the god look like an idiot. “God of black magic to you!” He shouts storming off as you turn toward the two other gods.

“How about you two? We you having a fun party?” You ask. “(Reader) any party with you is always fun,” Vucub says patting your back. “Agreed,” Xtabay adds. “Wonderful! Catch you at the after party!” You call out as you leave to go stand next to Maya again. “Soo?” You ask. “That was amazing!” Maya cheers jumping up and down. “I- what- how?!” “Oh just some old party tricks,” you wave your hand like it was nothing.

“You have to show me how you did that!” Maya pleads giving you puppy dog eyes. “Only if you agree to come to one of my parties,” you add. “Deal!” She exclaims shaking your hand. “Great! Now I’m hungry after that pie gig,” you say looking for the food table. “I guess meeting all of those gods and goddesses made me hungry too,” Maya adds. Leading the way you walk up to one of the tables.

“Mine!” “No it’s mine give it back!” Bone yells trying to take the glass back. “What’s happening?” You ask heading over to help as Maya grabs a plate. “She took my drink!” Skull explains pointing to her sister. “You already had some!” Bone responds. Grabbing the glass from the two you snap your fingers causing the glass to duplicate. “There now you each have your own,” you say handing them each their own. “Thank you (Reader)!” They exclaim running over while giggle with each other.

”You’re like really good at making people happy,” Maya says munching on some weird underworld berries. “Huh? Oh yeah,” you answer grabbing your own plate. “It’s kind of my thing since the whole god(dess) of parties and whatnot, but I also feel the vibes from people,” you say taking a bit. “The vibes?” Maya questions. “Yeah if someone wasn’t having a good time I can see a dark cloud around them and I know that I have to go help so that their energy doesn’t rub off on others. That's why I have such killer parties since I make sure all of my guests are having fun,” you finish taking a swig from some wine.

“Who makes sure you’re having fun though?” Maya ask. “No one really besides alcohol,” “That’s ruff,” Maya mumbles taking another bite. “Yeah, but hey I think I have I new friend to keep my sprites high,” you say nudging her. “Who?” Maya asks clueless to your hints. As you give her a blank stare Maya starts to get nervous she said something wrong. This thought was cut short as you burst out laughing. “Girl you are just a hoot,” you say between laughs. “O-oh thank you,” Maya responds slightly embarrassed.

“Ah don’t worry about it!” You exclaim punching her arm. “And that is why you’re going to be my new friend,” you add putting your plate down. “Me?” “Sí,” “But why I’m not as cool as the other gods and goddesses,” Maya says as she looks around at all of the gods who are way more powerful than her. “Psh, that’s the thing all gods and goddess are kind of boring,” you retort waving your hand.

“Don’t get me wrong there are some good ones, and it’s great to see family again, but they’re all mostly self-centered. Besides your are funny, smart, and brave. By the way you have to tell the the story of how you sacrificed yourself,” you ramble causing the Demi-god to get confused. “Of course, there are others like my fiancé (insert your favorite god(s)/goddess(es)/human(s)) who I adore, and your mother is great too, but she’s a little too serious for my liking,”

“You want to be my friend?” Maya asks looking up at you. “Yeah, why?” You ask looking down at her. “Do you not want to?” “No no no! I would love to be friends I don’t have that many friends here,” Maya explains. “What about Zatz aren’t you both Demi-gods?” You question. “We are, but he’s dating Acat and she can be…protective,” “Psh more that obsessive,” you chuckle. “True,” Maya laughs.

After a while of you two just standing in a comfortable silence you break it. “Come in let’s get you back to your throne so you get more gifts and once this party is done you can ask your mom if you can go to the after-party,” you explain starting to walk. “After-party?” Maya ask rushing to catch up with you. “Yeah I always host an after-party after most events, of course, if the main host is there then it gets really lit, but if you don’t want to I won’t force you. Cause that’s not what friends do,” you finish as you both approve the thrones. “They do tend to have more alcohol and gambling games though,”

“There you are mi flor. Did you have fun?” Lady Micte asks ushering Maya to sit down and tell her all about it giving you a cue to go and make sure others are still having fun. “Hey Mama, can I go to the after-party?” Maya asks sheepishly. “Oh, let me guess (Reader) hyped you up about it?” “Maybe,” Maya says stretching the word. “Hmm, (Reader)’s parties can get pretty intense,” Micte says thinking about it. “I'll she how I feel later,” Micte says sitting back to talk with a new god that came up to congratulate Maya.

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“So can you make it,?” You ask walking over to the throne as other gods and goddesses leave to head to your own temple. “Well,” Micte starts. “Please mama! I’ll be safe and drink responsibly,” Maya begs. “(Reader)?” Micte ask looking over to you. “Your Highness,” you bow causing the goddess to smile at your antics. “I vow to keep Princess Maya safe and have her home by a reasonable time,” you say standing back up and talking in a silly accent.

“Alright you can go,” Micte says gesturing for Maya to leave. “But change your clothes I don’t want to party in your nice clothes Acat gave you,” she orders. “Fine,” Maya groans walking away. “Acat gave you those?” you ask as you walk down the halls together. “Yeah, it was her gift, but really she just wanted to get rid of the old outfit,” Maya explains.

After changing and stepping out of her room she sees you waiting down the hall talking to Hurra and Can. “Once off the bridge, you take a left and go straight till you come to a fork and take a right, not a left or you end up at my brother’s casino then follow the stairs till you see a bunch of bright colors,” you explain again. “Left, straight, right, stairs, colors. Got it!” Hurra exclaims before pulling his brother away. “There you are girl I’ve been waiting forever,” you sign dramatically. “Nice outfit by the way,” you add. “Thanks, I like yours too,” Maya says. “Really?” “Yeah, it’s so cool and fun just like you,” Maya answers. “You flatter me too much. Now come on!” You say using some of your magic to teleport to your temple.

“Ready to have the best party of your life?” You ask grabbing her shoulders and looking Maya in the eyes. “Totally,” she answers excitedly. As you both approach the doors with music blaring on the other side and gods and goddesses all laughing Maya starts to get nervous. “Hey don't worry I'll stay with you the whole time okay,” you reassure. “Okay!” Maya says with more confidence this time happy to know she now has a new friend who’s always going to look out for her.

#maya and the three #maya and the 3 #maya and the three x reader #Maya x reader #Goddess reader #Maya and the three Maya

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