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#incorrect miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir quotes
dame-chat-blanc · 1 year
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Marinette: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Chat: I saw you.
Marinette: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Adrien Agreste in a banana costume.
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ramen8008 · 4 days
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Chat: hey guys have you ever stopped to question why we are even alive?
Rena: oh yeah
Carapace: All the time
Ladybug: I personally like to question the "how"
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Adrien: Two years ago, I married my best friend. Adrien: Marinette is still mad about it, but Nino and I were drunk and thought it was funny.
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fvck-the-patriarchy · 8 months
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Y/n: What are you doing here?
Chat: I could ask you the same question.
Y/n: I live here. This is my house.
Chat: I should probably ask you a different question.
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bugabella · 2 years
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a lot of people have been making posts imagining what stan twitter would look like in the mlb universe, and as someone who’s been on stan twitter since the way-too-young age of 13, i figured i’d take a crack at it. have this
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Kagami: do you know your gay name?
Marinette: my...my gay name?
Kagami: yeah, it's your first name-
Marinette: haha, very funny, kagami-
Kagami: *gets down on one knee* and my last name
Marinette: oh-oh my god-
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litcrazh · 1 year
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that time ladybug lost a race to the effiel tower
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unhindged-mlb · 5 months
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Ladybug: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Chat Noir: Why, My Lady, I think I’ve made that pretty clear ;)
Ladybug , desperately, as Chat bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Chat: Oh! B positive.
Ladybug, hasnt slept in 3 days: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Chat:
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erzasimpbitch · 11 months
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Adrien: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?
Kagami, looking at Adrien: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Kagami and Adrien in unison: *sighs* Marinette
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chattybugette · 8 months
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Chat noir: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Chat noir: Ask me to kill for you.
Marinette: …First of all, calm down-
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Kagami (to Nino): Would you be willing to help me commit a murder
Nino: NO KAGAMI WHAT THE FU-
Kagami: it's gabriel agreste
Nino (holding a pitchfork): ok when do we start
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dame-chat-blanc · 1 year
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Marinette: I don't think your father approves of me.
Adrien: Don't worry about it, he doesn't approve of me either.
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ramen8008 · 1 month
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Marinette: Hey chat?
Chat: hm?
Marinette: what are we?
Chat: we're just tiny flakes on earth with no understanding of the universe and how meaningless our little lives are just hoping we have some purpose in this short yet dragged out time we're alive.
Mari: ... that's not what I- you know what? Nevermind
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Nino: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Nino: Alya is still mad about it, but Adrien and I were drunk and thought it was funny.
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fvck-the-patriarchy · 8 months
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Chat: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Y/n: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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scoutartzz · 5 months
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incorrect quote shenanigans
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