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incorrect9-1-1 · 17 hours
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Eddie: I know you're like a father to Buck-
Bobby: Did he say that? Did you get it on tape?
Eddie: No, I-
Bobby: No he didn't say it or no you didn't get it on tape?
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bellabrady · 28 days
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911 characters x chats part idk
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peggingeddiediaz · 21 days
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911 funny tweets part 4/?
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Hen: *creates Firefam group chat called: "Hen's Surprise Birthday Party"*
Hen, typing: I deserve this.
Hen: *leaves group chat*
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911 + Text Posts pt106/?
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elgascreamslikehell · 9 months
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Chim: just kindly reminder, the normal amount of willingness to die is none
Eddie: it should be fake. It sounds fake to me.
Chim: ...
Hen: ...
Bobby: ...
Buck: u OK??
Eddie: yes, I'm fine. 🙃
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Eddie: why are you two hiding under my bed
Chris: we watched a movie. 
Buck: It was scary.
Eddie: scoot over, I’m joining you
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joebennet · 1 year
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911 as the gc part 13
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dispatchpodcast · 1 year
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The twelfth episode is here!
In this episode, meet @tripleaxeldiaz (aka spinningincircles aka Lauren), hear all about her fic, and listen to Rachel almost forget to ask about Lauren's podcast!
Listen to a preview above, stream the full episode on Anchor.fm, or find it on platforms including Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, and more.
See the show notes below for timestamps of when specific discussion takes place, and for links to Lauren, her works, and her recommendations for works by creators @elisela @extasiswings @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels @woodchoc-magnum @cinematicnomad @catdadeddie @buttercupbuck @nymika-arts and @tawaifeddiediaz
Show Notes:
Topics:
Welcome and guest intro (03:13)
How Lauren got into 9-1-1 (feat. starting with Lone Star) (05:38)
Favourite things about 9-1-1 (feat. the beauty of getting the Begins episodes) (19:58)
Favourite character (once again, bet you can't guess…) (26:22)
Favourite episode and scene (feat. being haunted by the shooting) (37:24)
Discussion of Lauren's writing and fic (44:15), focused on: maybe one day i’ll fly next to you (feat. can you believe Lauren has never ice skated?! & having a fic made into a fanfic book) (44:28); always golden in the sky series (feat. the productive procrastination of research) (1:40:51); when the dance is through, it’s me and you (feat. Rachel prematurely starting 6B spec chat) (2:17:48); and maybe then, I’ll fade away (and not have to face the facts) (feat. thank god for people on Tumblr who will help you find fic) (2:46:54)
What Lauren is working on (3:01:17)
Lauren's fandom history (feat. old fanfiction.net accounts you would rather forget…) (3:03:36)
Thoughts on Season 6 so far and predictions (3:15:17) (feat. Lauren is much older and wiser (despite being younger!) than Rachel)
Recommendations for creators and fanworks (3:29:17)
Lauren’s podcast (The Leading Lady Club) (3:32:20)
Goodbye and outro (3:33:54)
Referred to in episode:
Lauren's Tumblr and AO3
Fics discussed: maybe one day i’ll fly next to you; always golden in the sky series (all was golden when the day met the night and darling let me trace the lines); when the dance is through, it’s me and you; and maybe then, I’ll fade away (and not have to face the facts)
Other fics of Lauren's mentioned: his name on your heart; fool for you from the bottom of my soul; and subtle as a brick in the small of my back
incorrect buddie quote post that inspired Lauren's first buddie fic
Eli (elisela)
Oli (tsoanatural) and an example of the fic books
Meg (nymika-arts)
picture of all the 911 fic books that Rachel has together
Kris (hattalove), Kris' podcast ep, and Kris' fic book
Mads (letmetellyouaboutmyfeels)
Those Two Firefighters fic
my post asking seeking maybe then, I’ll fade away (and not have to face the facts)
Morgan (rewritetheending)
Nova (catdadeddie) and 911bts
The Leading Lady Club Podcast
Lauren's recommendations:
Eli (elisela)'s fic
Chapel (extasiswings)'s fic
Mads (letmetellyouaboutmyfeels)'s fic
Felicity (woodchoc-magnum)'s fic, including the you can tell everybody this is your song series
Kat (cinematicnomand)'s fic and edits and gifs, including the happy eddie diaz series
Nova (catdadeddie)'s edits and gifs and 911bts
Alicia (buttercupbuck)'s edits and gifs and fic, including in a week
Meg (nymika-arts)'s art, edits and gifs, and fic
Zee (tiawifeeddiediaz)'s fic and edits and gifs
Contact details:
Dispatch Tumblr: dispatchpodcast.tumblr.com Dispatch email: [email protected] Rachel's Tumblr: burnthatbridge.tumblr.com
Credit:
Intro and outro music by BrightestAvenue from Pixabay
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eddiebuckley-diaz · 5 months
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I just started watching 9-1-1 yesterday (because my mom watchs cop shows and I wanna watch firefighters instead) and I'm almost done with the 1st season.
I can't wait to see Eddie and I'm really enjoying it so far!
I found your blog because of your incorrect tweets (which I absolutely adore) and need someone to talk to about the show, besides my mom (who also started watching with me).
I am also in the market for shark facts, so I look forward to those.
Omg I’m so sorry for not answering this 😖
Please update me on your thoughts and how the show is going for you!!
Come into my messages anytime because I love chatting so much about 911 plus anything and everything
A shark fact for you: baby lemon sharks were (properly and safely) observed on whether they would recognize their siblings over time.
They would start off in the same litter and then every two weeks a few would be switched out with other litters. (Imagine giant separate netted areas in the ocean for this!)
The research team continued with this a few times. Each time siblings would sometimes be placed in the same section. When this happened, they always would end up pairing up with the shark from their own litter!
While there is no way to actually confirm if it was through the ways of recognition of siblings/family, it did show that there was familiarity from the time of birth to early maturation of those in the same litter.
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hallibahar · 1 year
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Bunch of incorrect quotes because it's friday and I'm currently releasing an incredible amount of serotonin.
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Brutus: You killed him.
Petra: *shrugs* He died of natural causes.
Emory: *looks at the corpse* Knife to the neck.
Brutus: I thought you said he died of natural causes.
Petra: There's nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck.
Devon: *nods* Yeah, what would be unnatural is if he survived.
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Callista: Never forget; being 'overdressed' is a concept made up by the people who don't want you to look better than them.
Nero: You're literally wearing an expensive wedding gown covered with blood right now.
Nero: Calli, we are at Lina's funeral.
Callista: And??? It's great metaphor.
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Lyme: What's that?
Claudius: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's privte information through a letter.
Lyme, looking over Claudius' shoulder" This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
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Adessa, at 3 am, in the village group chat: Apparently a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately three and a half feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet--just behind the Victors who stepped on my rose bushes yet again.
Iris:
Odin:
Hera:
Brutus:
Misha: Morning to you too :)
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Lyme: Excuse you, I'm an excellent driver.
Nero: You almost ran over Enobaria by accident.
Lyme: Oh.
Lyme: I didn't get her? Damn it!
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*at a zoo*
Misha: What are they in for?
Emory: This isn't a prison.
Misha: So they can leave whenever they want to.
Emory: Well no, but-
Devon, pointing at a meerkt: I bet that one killed half a dozen.
Misha, trying to jump the fence: I'M JUST LIKE YOU LITTLE GUY!!! I'LL SET YOU FREE.
*people staring*
Emory: ...and this is why we can't have nice Victor-outings.
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Nero: Is that my sweater?
Enobaria: It used to be.
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Hera, looking at a broken window: I hope you have an explation for this.
Callista: I have three.
Callista: Pick your favourite.
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Lyme: *choking*
Claudius: Help! I need to call 911 but the 9 button is not working.
Misha: Just turn it upside down and use the 6!
Claudius: Genius!
Lyme, stops choking momentarily: wHAT THE HELL!?
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Ronan: I thought of you today.
Snow: How very nice of you.
Ronan: It reminded me to throw out the garbage.
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And now my old time favourites...
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Callista: I'm tired.
Nero: Well, you can do the S-word.
Callista: *gasps* You're a genius.
Nero: *realizes his mistake* Calli, no-
Nero: The S-word is sleep.
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Luna: What's that?
Odin: Adessa just gave me a get well soon card.
Luna: Ah, that's sweet of her.
Odin: I'm not sick, she just thinks I can do better when it comes to politics.
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Misha: On halloween we dress up as our skeletons, but every other day of the year, out skeletons dresses up like us.
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Misha: Why do people who use baby changing stations always come back with the same baby?
Emory: Remind me to never let you babysit for anyone ever.
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Callista: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Callista: I want to make him an outlier tribute. Once he is free of his fluffy, innocent and ignorant flesh, he may be long time lovers with insanity. He won't dare to leave me like others did.
Hera: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
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incorrect9-1-1 · 1 month
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Hen: Hey Buck, that shirt you're wearing looks great!
Buck: Thanks Hen!
Chim: But we would bet it would look even better on Eddie's floor.
Eddie: Are you guys hitting on Buck... for me?
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bellabrady · 2 months
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acealpaca · 7 months
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Hello. Here is the intro to the blog!
You can call me Ace (or Alpa if you want because acealpaca)
Ao3 Account: AcePerson
Below are the fandoms I'm in!
Fandoms: Suits, Barbie, Supernatural, Oceans Trilogy, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Bullet Train, Inglorious Basterds, The Nice Guys, Fight Club, LCDP (Money Heist), Prodigal Son, Good Omens, Criminal Minds, Marvel (MCU and series), Hannibal, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Broadchurch, Nimona, BNHA, Shingeki no Kyojin, Genshin Impact, 911 and David Tennant
(And Brad Pitt movies)
Incorrect quotes
If you want to chat you can send a DM (I consider myself a friendly person) I accept prompts and asks.
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Buck: Sorry Eddie, but you can't be part of our group chat.
Eddie: Why is it even a group chat? Just text Chim.
Chim: Excuse you, but we have 4 members already.
Eddie: How is that possible?
Buck: Remember TK, from the 126? He's in it. He's the record holder actually, 3 comas and counting, though Chim has all of us beat in actual deaths.
Chim: His boyfriend Carlos is in it too. Just the 1 coma, but we're optimistic.
Buck: So whenever you get into one, just let us know.
Eddie: ... I don't like how casually you said that.
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luna-the-shark4254 · 1 year
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Faithfull gasa4 Incorrect quotes
Faithfull au belongs to @@buntsukim
i'm sorry(not)
faithfulCashier: *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand? faithfulDummy: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.
faithfulCashier: What are you two arguing about this time? faithfulPlayer: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly! faithfulDummy: Cry me a table, faithfulPlayer.
faithfulCashier: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers. faithfulDummy: That sounds like a challenge. faithfulCashier: I have to stress, that is not a challenge. faithfulDummy: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted! faithfulCashier: There is no challenge!
faithfulCashier: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire. faithfulDummy: But what if something else happens just this one time.
faithfulPlayer: Are you having another depressive episode? faithfulCashier: A depressive episode? faithfulCashier: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
faithfulCashier: *Texts a selfie to the group chat* Hey besties!! faithfulPlayer: *Texts a selfie clearly parodying faithfulCashier's* hey besties !!1! faithfulCashier: I literally hate you so much.
faithfulDummy: That’s illegal, right? faithfulPlayer: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop? faithfulDummy: No- faithfulPlayer: Then shut the fuck up.
faithfulPlayer: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
faithfulCashier: faithfulPlayer, why are you standing in front of the fan? faithfulPlayer: I’m waiting for faithfulDummy to look into our window when they come home. When the fan is blowing on me, I look like a fancy supermodel. faithfulCashier: You want faithfulDummy to think you’re a supermodel? faithfulPlayer: Giving them eye candy is the least I can do. It’ll probably be the best part of their walk! faithfulCashier, sarcastically: You’re selfless. faithfulPlayer: Thank you for noticing.
faithfulDummy: Editor's note: What the fuck?
faithfulDummy, about faithfulCashier: They're speaking some kind of French. faithfulPlayer: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.
faithfulDummy: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.
faithfulPlayer: Are you this rude to everyone?! faithfulCashier: Yup. faithfulCashier: Don't think you're special.
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