Hen: Hey Buck, that shirt you're wearing looks great!
Buck: Thanks Hen!
Chim: But we would bet it would look even better on Eddie's floor.
Eddie: Are you guys hitting on Buck... for me?
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Christopher got a detention for getting into a fight at school.
Buck: We're not mad, we're just disappointed.
Eddie: No we're mad.
Buck: Yes, we are. But we're going to led this one slide.
Eddie: No, we're not.
Buck: I'm not a mind reader, Eddie.
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Athena: May, we're about to cross the street, take my hand.
May, does as she told.
Bobby: Athena, she's an adult. She can cross the street by herself.
Also Bobby, grabs Buck by the arm, so he doesn't run into traffic.
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Buck: Kissing can burn 26 calories in a minute, wanna work out with me?
Eddie: Are you saying that I'm fat??
Buck: No, that's not what I meant I-
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Buck: Guys, I fell-
Hen: From heaven?
Buck: No, I literally fell.
Eddie: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Buck: Yes, but that's not the point.
Buck: MY ARM IS BROKEN-
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Some more Bobby and Buck, Part 2.
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Incorrect 9-1-1 quote: Part 4
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9-1-1 incorrect chat
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