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ieggthots · 6 days
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these… ten pfps… ( + wallpaper) (credit would be appreciated? ty.)
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ieggthots · 4 months
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looks like I'm failing my test 😱
Hello, tumblr user. For this trap, you must exit your bedroom. To do this, you remove yourself from the blankets you woke up in. They are soft, cozy, and warm. Good luck.
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ieggthots · 6 months
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Your friend is being an asshole? Throw them in the Needle Pit™️!
Get your very own Needle Pit™️ today, plus a bonus it comes with Amanda Young injected needles!
@petrikovvy watch out, send me the imagine lyrics and I'm throwing you in 💉
Kill them with kindness? Wrong. Needle Pit. 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉
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ieggthots · 6 months
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Saw as another vine because I have a need
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ieggthots · 6 months
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aren't we all gay for her 😍😍
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she’s my new obsession i’m so gay for her
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ieggthots · 6 months
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strahm is a whole nother breed I swear
Objectively the funniest shot in the entire saw franchise
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ieggthots · 6 months
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Rae ur making me want to commit arson now, those poor villagers will never know what hit em.
random images i have saved in my phone - day 12
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(not mine) KENNY NOOOOOOOO 😢😢
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ieggthots · 6 months
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the fact I could see Amanda and John playing monopoly with hoffman occasionally is sad. Amanda and Hoffman would be at eachother's throats while John is having the time of his life watching them fight for money.
Amanda: FUCK YOU MARK YOU TOOK BOARDWALK FROM ME.
Hoffman: snooze you lose Amanda
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ieggthots · 6 months
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I feel like this would definitely transpire
I feel like it would also happen with the jigsquad (I am sawtistic I don't apologize)
(the fourth grade class is surrounded around a broken coffee machine.)
mr. garrison: so… who broke it? i’m not mad. i just want to know.
butters: i did. i broke-
mr. garrison: no, no you didn’t. eric?
cartman: don’t look at me! look at kyle.
kyle: what? i didn’t break it.
cartman: that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?
kyle: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
cartman: …suspicious.
stan: if it matters - probably not… but bebe was the last one to use it.
bebe: liar!! i don't even drink that crap!
stan: oh, really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
bebe: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! everyone knows that, stan!
butters: ok, ok, let’s not fight! i broke it, let me pay for it, mr. garrison!
mr. garrison: NO! WHO BROKE IT?!!
cartman: …mr. garrison... kenny's been awfully quiet.
kenny: (REALLY?)
cartman: yeah, really!!
kenny: (OH MY GOD!) [argument ensues]
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mr. garrison: i broke it. it burned my hand, so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
good. it was getting a little chummy around here.
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ieggthots · 6 months
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I'm not sorry @petrikovvy 🤪
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Reblog this to kick your mutual’s sandals off and have them fly around
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ieggthots · 6 months
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why the fuck does this image exist, I am so confused
random images i have saved in my phone - day 7
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(credits to rightful owner) BANDORI CREDIT CARD⁉️⁉️⁉️
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ieggthots · 6 months
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I resist the urge to SOB my eyes out whenever I watch the Guns for Hire scene 😭😭
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Sister thought I missed her!
Jinx doodles🥰 She’s so fun to draw😭
Also, the Guns for Hire scene is still one of if not my absolute favorite scene
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ieggthots · 6 months
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@petrikovvy here's ur warm bread pookie
reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals
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ieggthots · 6 months
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I FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD BE TRUE
love to think that the reason why hoffman didn't get invited to mexico is because he'd be useless. john's getting bloodboarded while amanda's having a breakdown and hoffman is 30 miles away on a beach somewhere with sunglasses on, his tits out, and a comically large margarita in his hand. phone on do not disturb
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ieggthots · 6 months
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BECAUSE I HAVENT 😭😭
MY PARENTS ARE TECHNICALLY AT FAULT BC THEY RAISED ME EVEN THOUGH THEY DENY FAULT
ok but the look on my mom's face when I said I don't know who Adam Sandler is-
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BYE.
you deserved it tho HOW HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ADAM SANDLER-
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ieggthots · 6 months
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Did John bring Billy to Mexico as like his emotional support puppet or when he called Amanda was he like "Bring Billy" and Amanda was like "ok" and he was like "bring his tricycle too, he needs his tricycle"
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ieggthots · 7 months
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it's just gonna get progressively worse
*sigh*
random photos i have saved in my phone - day 3
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(CREDITS TO RIGHTFUL OWNER)
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