If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine

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JEFFREY NOOOOO

Why are the best chefs always fucked up Republicans does decadent food make u think the Holocaust is fake? Does a refined pallet suddenly make u hate gays? If I ate a beautiful juicy date wrapped in grass fed fatty prosciutto then topped with a balsamic reduction and garnished with cracked pepper and sea salt would I rush to fuck over the homeless???

When you get lemons

homunculus facts¡

fossil evidence' especially from the 90,s onward' has indicated that many homunculi from the mesozoic era were feathered•

i have a different number of toes on each foot• another homunculus from the same batch as me has no toes at all•

i,m just a little guy• you can,t hit me i,m just a little guy• also it,s my birthday• you can,t hit a little birthday boy•

homunculi often hunger insatiably for the blood of dead gods• if you can,t get some through battle' store bought is fine•

someone left a little hambone in my nest for me• i used one of master,s potions to curse their family line for the rest of known time• call that zaggin on em•

i didn't particularly care for the latest sherlock holmes novel• you can tell doyle,s heart isn,t really in it anymore•

Pike Farms in Sagaponack, NY photographed by Ina Garten

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR

Shrimp Scampi Pasta

Even though it's so simple to make, this shrimp scampi recipe looks sophisticated enough to offer to guests. The shrimp was enhanced by the lemon's zest and the herbs' vibrant tastes.

“Food is about nurturing: not only physical but also emotional nurturing.” - Ina Garten

The iconic Ina Garten reading Prince Harry's memoir Spare. I'll drink to that 👌

Also loving the comments calling out the psychotic behavior of angry royalists chastising Ina or anyone else for liking/supporting anything that has a connection to Harry.

Mkay so I’m stupid and very tired but idea/explanation lols

this whole thing is set in Twisted Wonderland btw. Any world building past halfway through book 6 isn’t real. Most doesn’t exist really. I’m just bored lols.

also I think I’m at like s1 e22 of spy x family and book 6 chap 67 of twst so be be warned or something. Oh and spoilers for everything else ig

Dipper is still looking through the journals but they lead to King Andrias and his whole deal with the core, and over the course of the story Dipper and Mabel befriend Azul (he gets dragged in unwittingly it’s really silly.) Big Bunny Dean is there ’cause I thought it’d be funny if he bought partial ownership of the Mostro Lounge (I suppose he made an offer that Azul (and Jade because they seem to have joint ownership of it) couldn’t resist use your imagination I’m not that creative✨✨)

And then after the core is defeated, it’s discovered that Dipper and Mabel belong on Earth and not in twst (Oop) and someone up their family line acidentally got yoinked there and just…stayed. So maybe they’re born with a bit of magic? I forget how(if it’s even explained) magic manifests in twst but they might have it I dunno man I don’t make the rules. Maybe they decide to go to earth and that’s how Crowley gets dragged in to ‘trying’ to get them home to earth. Anyhow.

Okay okay okay so even stupider but every time I saw the fire for the culinary crucible I thought of Gordon Ramsey so what if Eden College students (with Prinviple Bump as a co-headmage at NRC because why tf not lols they definitely need ’im) visit NRC for the culinary crucible ‘cause it’s good to learn cooking when you’re young, and who better to teach ya than Ina Garten, Gorden Ramsey, and Martha Stewart(with Snoop Dogg thrown in as a treat?)? (And then watch it be the nastiest food you’ve ever tried LOLS) And stella stars/Demetrius bolts are given out based on your end score. (Scores work the same way as in the game it’s not even that deep)

idk I think it’d be silly I think it’d be goofy and fun :3

i really love how much jess likes ina garten. she sang a whole song explaining all of the ina garten lore in episode 129 and then in 152 she played her, which is hysterical. even better her version of ina garten is a magical wizard, and zach plays jeffrey, who's still a supportive husband

Sure you might be sharing the vanilla extract means but is anyone bothering to check if it’s the GOOD VANILLA Ina Garten EXPLICITLY INSTRUCTED us to use?