I want to see an Octonauts episode where they go to the surface and study humans

Like it revolves around the main cast and this one eight year old who has a massive skewed vision of the world so they’ll see toddler stuff as normal things all humans do.

Like at the end they’ll be listing off ‘facts’ about humans like “They have a strange obsession with tying their shoelaces”

Or “Not very good at language, half the time it seems like a gibberish mess”

Or “They often love to pretend to have tea parties with inanimate objects”

Or even “They often perceive things that aren’t there.”

Of course there will be the blatant misuse of words like the eight year old telling them that “Promiscuous” means to travel a lot, or the eight year old pointing to a rainbow in the sky and shouting “LESS BEAN!!”, or that “Socialists” are *whispering* “the end of the free economy… (end whispering) Or at least that’s what dad says!”

Then at the end of the day, in a little extra scene, the eight year old will be excitedly explaining how their day went to their parents, “And today, Mom! I played with a Polar bear! And a penguin! And a cat! And an otter! And a bunny! And a dog! And an octopus! And a vegetable! And they all talked!”

And the mom, chalking it up to their kids wild imagination, will just be like ‘Cool, sweetie, did you have fun?’

i need to kill belos immediately <3

Expertise can't help you here.

LISTEN TO ME RN, when the character is supposed to be rlly strong and muscular and buff PUT FAT ON THAT GUY fat is so fucking necessary to have a physical build that is so strong MAKE THEM FATTTTTTTTTTTTT

we'll do fine.

RAFAH, Gaza Strip (AP) — More than half a million people in Gaza — a quarter of the population — are starving, according to a report Thursday by the U.N. and other agencies that highlights the humanitarian crisis caused by Israel’s bombardment and siege on the territory in response to Hamas’ Oct. 7 attack. The extent of the population’s hunger eclipsed even the near-famines in Afghanistan and Yemen of recent years, according to figures in the report. The report warned that the risk of famine is “increasing each day,” blaming the hunger on insufficient aid entering Gaza. “It doesn’t get any worse,’’ said Arif Husain, chief economist for the U.N.’s World Food Program. “I have never seen something at the scale that is happening in Gaza. And at this speed.” ... At the start of the war, Israel stopped all deliveries of food, water, medicine and fuel into the territory. After U.S. pressure, it allowed a trickle of aid in through Egypt. But U.N. agencies say only 10% of Gaza’s food needs has been entering for weeks. (Dec. 21, 2023 | Source)

DON'T LOOK AWAY.

to any americans who feel "paralyzed" and "dont know what to do" to help with gaza:

reading a fucking book. i beg of you.

in a time of knowledge suppression is it your duty to arm yourself with knowledge.

read about americas occupations in the middle east.

read about 9/11 from outside of america and see how they inflicted senseless harm and violence to countless amounts of people and have been suppressing your rights for the past 2 fucking decades.

read about any of the countless wars from the past 30 years. especially from a civilian's. and the victims and survivors' perspective. listen to the horror stories and do not plug your fucking ears as to what your country is doing.

and read about fucking gaza and palestine and keep up with what is happening no matter how "sad" or "uncountable" you might get.

dont look away from this.

you dont have the right to be comfortable during countless active genocides.

if you're knowledgeable, you're powerful, and our current state doesnt fucking want that.

you have the power to change things if you open your eyes and scream to the world.

wake the fuck up.

Edit: please check the reblogs there are readings and ways to help

48 million people in Sudan still can not contact their families across the diaspora. They're cut off from the internet, which includes their online banking services as well. Thousands of displaced Sudanese people were also recently turned away as asylum seekers:

This continues to be horrifying. Please keep talking about Sudan.

"BREAKING: The UN Security Council has passed a resolution calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza for the month of Ramadan. The resolution passed 14-0, with the US abstaining for the first time."

from BreakThrough News, 25/Mar/2024: caption cont under video

In response, Netanyahu immediately said he was cancelling his trip to the US.

The resolution, put forward by Algeria, Ecuador, Guyana, Japan, Malta, Mozambique, Sierra Leone, Slovenia, South Korea and Switzerland, calls for an unconditional release of all hostages on all sides.

Russia attempted to put the word “permanent” into the ceasefire language but the US voted against it.

Sex positivity is also about not calling Ace people prude and using virgin as an insult 👍 hope that helps

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

MY HONEST OPINION

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