QUICK HAVE ANY OF YOU PLAYED THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY

I'm not ignoring your discord chats I'm crying because it's 2:29 in the fucking morning and I just dropped a headphone down the drain.

Gn.

played NT for long enough to post this with 100% confidence

Derek reminds me of a dolphin

i cant in good faith say i find itadei much funnier onesided anymore given my brain roommate but... it is kinda funny .

i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."

"J1/J2 fans calling out Misha are stupid" girl stfu & go jump off a cliff..... Not your mediocre ass making even THIS a fanwar..... also J1/J2 ARE Dumb but they HAVEN'T stooped as low as Misha so yeah if their fans call out that ugly pos then they very well can without you fakeasses hampering them. Also bitch you been posting appreciation for other literal zionists so you of all people should shut up forever on this.

That wasn't even my post 💀💀💀

Tumblr: the only site online where you can get anonymous suibait for agreeing with something someone else said. What a website.

I know that because the story takes place after wwx comes back jiang cheng's whole "i don't believe wei wuxian is actually dead i'm gonna keep obsessively looking for him" shtick got retroactively legitimized, but it is pretty important to remember that wei wuxian was in fact super dead the entire time and if it hadn't been for a depressed 20-something doing a suicide ritual, influenced to an unknown degree by a revenge plot that wasn't in play yet at the time of wwx's death, he would never have come back at all. And jiang cheng would've kept going "No! He's still out there I know it" for eternity with absolutely no proof or results.

Jiang Cheng, my man, what the fuck

ketheric thorm

tell me now, how should I feel?

Charisma lvl. 100...?

I know I've thought of a good shitpost when the premise is only funny to me and maybe three other people

Random Gothamite: Aww, you guys look so cute together!

Damian: Oh, no, no, we’re just— we’re just friends.

Y/N: Eww!

Damian: 🧍‍♂️

Y/N: No! He’s like my brother! He’s so ugly! No, absolutely not! He is so ugly! This filthy creature… why’s he even born? Why does he walk this Earth with me? I would never look at him with my own two eyes. He is so ugly, oh, my gosh… no!

vulpes i am on so many drugs right now can we please talk later