i just started listening to Welcome to Night Vale and can someone please for the love of god tell me if it gets even slightly more comprehensible i dont UNDERSTAND

what do you mean the future is 100 ft above the arbys

going from the british horrors of tma to the wildly american horrors of wtnv (as a brit) was like a kick in the face and its 10x more horrifying every time they mention something american i swear

studies from the finale

I need a drink. An alcoholic drink

Probably shouldn't drink alcohol

I need a croissant then.

MR FAROUK YOU ARE SO REAL

you know how it is with this blog and old men 🙄

The L Word | S2E01

spreading my Yumferdinker propaganda because she is my everything. join me in my gradual descent into madness or else

remember to reblog!! I love you, goodbye!

"I think this is the most inhuman; and human, that I've ever felt.." MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN A YEAR. IN FIVE YEARS. A DECADE. imagine how much can happen in a century. just ONE (1). How will you grow? what phases do you find? even in 5 years, you will find patterns.

little brother / older brother

Today in Just Normal Bro Things™: Steve tenderly touching Danny's cheek/cradling his face in his giant palm before he gives him some privacy that Danny didn't even ask for, because he can't stand to watch Danny talk to his new gf (the one he had just encouraged Danny to go steady with, because he loves suffering and he wants Danny to be happy even if he's not the reason for Danny's happiness, he is literally stepping aside), he just can't resist giving himself one last outlet for his affection before he 'passes the baton' to Amberlissa, so to speak.

Started watching a new anime and the first episode has me so bewildered basically it's meant to be a cinderella story evil step mom wicked half sister that crack only one of the things they have to show how horrible cinderella girls life is by having the boy who she has feelings for become engaged to the half sister and she is so smug about the whole thing despite this being objectively the worst possible husband choice for her since he's also so in love with cinderella like sweetheart your gonna spend the rest of your life with a man who is more in love with your wet blanket of a sister and honesty he's not even that pretty I get you hate cinderella but she's moving away you've gotta start thinking about your future

This is not Lego monkie kid fanart, you’re just delusional.

(I doodled this when I was half asleep this morning. Red was the first thing on my mind for some reason.)

stories where the characters are doomed from the start because everything that's happened has already happened and they tell you that from the beginning, this is just a story they're telling you, and it does not have a happy ending, and it never will, and there's a reason for it, and it's going to keep happening, again and again and again, to make sure it never happens again

"Laios, there's a lot that's going on in your heart that I don't understand but in our current situation, we can't continue exploring. Someone's gonna.....die.

Laios, I'm begging you, can't you hold off and return to the surface? I really don't wanna lose you guys. I know it doesn't compare to how you feel about your sister, but three people are in danger here. (...) So, Laios, please, let's all go back to the surface."

*cue Senshi talking about spice 🫚

he came out HE CAME OUT HE CAME OUT

the day of reckoning has come. Matrick Patrick has covered Murder Drones, and oh my god it sucks so bad I don't care about spoiling people he literally

I'm actually about to lose it half his argument boils down to "Murder Drones is a Show that follows a plot", he makes no attempt to acknowledge the fact that all of the disassembly drones have solver, makes up a character on the spot to pin all the lore onto, incorporates TWO gags that are almost 100% jokes as part of his evidence, doesn't mention that he is not the first person to theorize that n was the reason nori died, never acknowledges doll other than to give blatantly wrong information, and gave us the brilliant line of "we can't talk about Murder Drones without bringing up World War II"

why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes