they were insane for having li lianhua's first line of dialogue in the entirety of mlc be him telling a guy "congratulations! you're pregnant"

There are Moose up here?!?!

this probably doesnt make much sense but my day is literally not over until i spend a few minutes scrolling through tumblr on bed. like it just feels wrong if i dont do it lol

BUS SHOWED UP. I DIDNT SEE. LEFT. FUCK SHIT PISS FUCK HELL.

finally visualised this meme after critrole watching because this is basically what happened

I've just had a Goncharov (1973) advert

I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

something i did 4 school

this is kinda old and i almost didnt post it. i kinda gave up on making a full rainer ref like i did with daniel soooo take this ^}^

this is after 1997 and before 2000 when he went missing for good.

The Terror AU but it's a shitty chain restaurant and Sir John is the out of touch owner of the franchise and Crozier and Fitzjames are the managers who are constantly at each others throats but eventually start making out in the back. The lieuts are servers or shift leads or something, Blanky is that line cook who's been there for god knows how long, Hickey is the guy they send to clean the bathrooms when nobody else wants to do it and is never not smoking out back (me). Maybe Bridgens is a prep cook and Peglar is a food runner and they hang out after closing.

The docs and surgeons are bartenders.

Silna is the county health inspector and Goodsir has a big stupid crush on her.

"It's just you now. Take care of mother."

i have the normal amount of emotions about them (lying) <3

I'll never say your name again if you don't want me Don't want to lose you Don't want you to lose me

I can't believe of all the magic gimmick episodes to make a mess of that BTVS managed to fuck up a time loop. A Buffy time loop episode should be the stuff of legend up there with The No Talky One and The Singy One but no. Life Serial time loop I'm sorry but you're nothing to me. Buffyverse magic is always vaguely defined and the rules change by the episode but the time loop spell Jonathan put on Buffy is so underexplained and overpowered that it severely takes me out of the scene

No one else in the shop but Buffy is aware that they're looping or time passing so is the spell just sending Buffy back in time and no one else? But then how can the Trio watch what's going on with the Magic Box cameras in real time with Buffy/the audience. Are they also looping? Does Jonathan's spell reset time for literally everyone except the three of them and Buffy? Because that means Jonathan, by means of magic bone, is repeatedly sending the entire world back a few minutes, keeping the memories of him, the other casters, and the target intact, until a completely arbitrary task decided by Jonathan is accomplished by Buffy.

Does that mean the awkward customer was part of the spell? Because satisfying an annoying customer was the task Jonathan set out for Buffy, did he just know that lady would be difficult? Did they just wait until a difficult customer showed up and bother Buffy to start the loop? What if none did? Is she a physical illusion or a magic homunculus being difficult under Jonathan's direction? Is she a real person playing out his script under mine control? Because unless it's the contrived coincidence option that's a lot of continuous magic to keep up while also maintaining the time loop, all with what seemed like a damn easy spell.

Why don't we know that spell? Casters' and target's memories unaffected, why didn't the gang cast it on Buffy before The Gift and make the loop breaking condition being defeating Glory without any Scoobies dying? We fail, oh well, try again. We know it doesn't need to be fixed on a room bc it covered the Magic Box and the Nerdmobile (even though trying to leave the shop just reset the loop for Buffy bc this spell just does fucking everything I guess). We know any damage done gets reset bc Buffy broke Giles' glasses and the doorbell and they were fine after a loop so no worries about racking up injuries or wasting the Dagon Sphere. And sure if Jonathan can do it, he of the only reasonably impressive abilities, then experienced Giles or Tara or especially Willow should have no problem whatsoever. And all this for one scene.

Life Serial time loop spell you are my enemy.

An event with all the archons and Furina together will never happen, but I can still hope

i'm only kinda sorry but if i'm reading fanfic and the writer puts faith in a dress without a Very Good Reason (ex. the mayor made her wear it, she's trying to impress buffy, she's a bridesmaid in somebody's wedding) i am taken out of it so quickly. that tiny detail bugs me so much what are you even doing?? faith hates dresses!!!! free her!!!!!

And so it begins 🥰:

moonflower

Chapter 1:

The thing Will remembers most about the first time he took a hit of weed was Mike’s smile.

“Hey Will,” he said, in a way that had always made butterflies flutter anxiously in his belly. Mike said his name so tenderly it was almost a sigh; his expression impossibly fond.

Will was draped across the couch, rather immersed in the movie he and his friends had been watching when the lazily rolled joint appeared in front of him.

“You want to try?” Mike asked, eyebrows raised in curious askance.

Will hadn’t been sure. But when Mike moved his hand closer, urging Will to take a hit while he held it to his lips, Will couldn’t say no.

He remembers Mike’s fingers brushing against his skin, how Mike’s eyes watched his mouth. He remembers coughing and laughing so much he couldn’t breathe and the exhilaration of realizing his lips had just touched where Mike’s had been seconds before. He remembers the sweet billowy plushness of his thoughts going fuzzy around their edges. He couldn’t stop smiling or take his eyes off the way the harsh light from the floor lamp had lit up every tiny hair on Mike’s arm, the same way the sun makes a field of corn shimmer golden at the end of the summer.

He remembers thoughtlessly reaching out and running his fingers down Mike’s arm ever so lightly and the dull ache low in his belly when goosebumps bloomed upon Mike’s pale skin.