Check out this awesome 'Awesome Turtle' design on @TeePublic!

I love puns

My sister and i were talking about the american elections the other day and she said “Damn straight, we all needa vote for Biden!” and i replied with “Yes but damn bisexual!” and long story short that’s how I came out as Bisexual to my sister

“Do you like Christmas puns? Yule love this one.”

We passed by a little stall in the middle of UP Town Center and I caught a glimpse of this “Don’t go BACON my heart” apron and just had to have it. Better yet, these products (along with string bags, pouches, and shirts) were all hand made by Persons with Disabilities and proceeds from buying these go to great causes as well! Check out @thehappyprojectph ‘s Instagram, Facebook, and stores to support! 👍🏻🙏🏻😁 #thehappyproject #pwd #ilovepuns #puns (at U.P. Town Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnvZ03aBrFe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xntoahstki7x

Happy "Collie-days" and A Happy Meow Year! #iheartdogs #iheartcats #iheartpuns #ilovedogs #ilovecats #ilovepuns #artistsanddogs #artistsandcats #dogsinart #catsinart #dogart #catart #handlettering #happyholidays #happynewyear #meow #christmaslights (at Washington D.C.) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6upah_jm-L/?igshid=9htkmatlnl7p

#pizza #love #fiance #ilovepuns 🍕🌈🐈 ☕️💗👻🦄🎮🎃🍭👩🏻‍🎨🙈🍩 #cutester #gamer #geek #pink #harrypotter #crafter #diy #80schild #colourful #mylittlepony #childish #crazycatlady #superheroes #fashionista #halloween #kawaii #sweets #lego #pixelart #perlerbeads #coffeeaddict #lgbt #hbtq

Post Anaesthesia Water Retention.....a piss take. Honestly sitting on a toilet unable to pee, is frustrating and something they didn't ever warn me about the first time and this time under anaesthesia. Oh lordy it's agony. And I had a laparoscopy and a hysterctopy(they went up my cervix to take a biopsy of my uterus, by basically cranking the cervix open a little) so, i can't even relax my pelvic floors to pee, I can't feel them or if I flex them it hurts. And my usual trick of gently pushing is no joy because my wounds go through that vital area that I need to push. I'd rather be catheterised or be peeing myself it's ouchie. Warning I make puns in my.hashtags . Prepare for that eye rolling emoji 😂 #Laparoscopy #anaesthesia #gynae #ehlersdanlossyndrome #atyourcervix #wombservice #ouchie #spoonieblog #INeedaWee #JustUterine #ovaryacting #ilovepuns #puns #myjointsgooutmorethanido #zebrastrong #EDS #StopInTheNameOfHealth #nhs #SaveOurNHS #PelvicFloorToTheLeft #urethrabekiddingme #fallopianonthefloorlaughing https://www.instagram.com/p/B19b4hYlFxj/?igshid=xketjedx8qml

Last night was off the hook... #ilovepuns #offthehook #ireallydidwalkpastthislastnight #publicphone #iwonderhowlongalocslcalllasts #nighttimerainbow (at Manhattan, New York) https://www.instagram.com/oshiray/p/BwWqYQqnRes/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1o9il1t03835k

Heyo! I saw your character for the Picrew when you said anyone could join cuz you just woke up lol. And I decided to show you mine! I think I put to much stuff on her… Anyway… Enjoy! ^w^

A Catmaid’s Tail by KT Silvester.

Quality > Quantity. #amirite #koala #tea #catplusmouse #illustration #ilovepuns #punsfordays #greyearl

Ophelia is like a breath of fresh air on Instagram.

I love how this pun was over this face! That's the exact face my friends make when I tell my puns.

What did the counselor say to the hologram? “You’re projecting”

It rained ALLLLLLL day, so here's some colorful humor. 😜 #ilovepuns #dadjokes #sketchbook #artistsofinstagram

When you got a nice picture after a decade 😬😝 Post to banta hai🤩 And HAPPY DIWALI everyone #posttohbantahai #afterlongtime #diwali #traditionallook #indianattire #dhanteras #happydiwali #happydhanteras #diwali2019 #dhanteras2019 #trending #marathi #marathimulga #maharashtrian #maharshtrianlook #beardlove #beard #beardo #ustraa #themancompany #westcoat #indowestern #indowesternstyle #indowesternclothing #maratha #mumbaikar #mumbaidiwali #punekar #ilovemumbai #ilovepune @marathi__culture @marathibeauties_ @marathi_kattaa @marathi_look_style @marathi_hotstar (at Mumbai, Maharashtra) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4FPPLVgndB/?igshid=1k1umpj3kfywu