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If she was alive.... If only... She would've attended the Gala and would've had such a blast dancing and drinking.
@onyxonline FUCK YOU!!!!! /LH /J
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Gavi and Xavi at the end of the game ☹️
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It took me forever but I finally made a proper ref sheet for Luculia's Default design
#sidenote the real reason i did this was bc i wanted a doll base for if ever something like the warcraftdolls trend kicked up again...#if only...#luculia#my art#way out#the colours are less washed out on the actual file but u know how posting goes
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Hey you! I'm so glad we could meet up for lunch. Work has SUCKED this morning. Yours too? Ugh. There must be something in the air today.
... hey. I have an idea that'll cheer us both up. It won't take us that long to eat. How about... we get in the back seat of my car, and I tickle you real quick? ... haha, that got a real smile from you. Clearly, you need it. And I do, too. C'mon, let's go. ... oh, don't worry. I'll set a timer. We won't be back late.
... Okay. We'll have to go fast, but don't worry. We can always do this again tonight once we're off. Consider this a preview. Or a bonus. ... look at you already giggling! I cheered you up and we haven't even done anything yet.
All right. Timer set. My fingers are primed. You're already squirming. Did you just realize you're trapped in a tight space with a tickle monster? Silly. You'll thank me later.
... we're wasting time. ReadysetGO!!
#green's dreams#tickle scenarios#tickle writing#tickle thoughts#tword community#ler thoughts#tickle content#tword blog#if only...#thought of this on my actual lunch break after an actual lousy morning at the office
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Arctic Monkeys @ The SSE Arena, Belfast
16th Oct. 2023, By dean_howie
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Insp.
#nanatsu no taizai#nnt anime#escalin#escanor#nnt merlin#the seven deadly sins#seven deadly sins#7ds#if only...#my edit
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he's just like me fr
wish this was my room😔 (chap.648-vol.62)
#if only...#i can only dream </3#kudo shinichi#ran mouri#she's so cute ashajhshsjs#hattori heiji#kazuha toyama#mouri kogoro#honorable mention because we see him peeking through the door protectively behind (fake) shinichi like the dad he is#detective conan#detco#dcmk
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Victoria: They're just medical bills, Max. What could they cost, $1000?
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#if only...#i also realize peeps from other countries are going to look at this and be like???#but every american will understand#anyway... this is an incorrect quotes blog not a political blog so i should shut up lol#thanks for the submission!!!#victoria chase#max caulfield#life is memes#life is strange#incorrect quotes#incorrect life is strange quotes
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Polyamorous culture is getting a crush on two people who end up getting with each other instead of you and being happy anyway
#submission#polyam#polyamory#polyamorous culture#poly#poly culture#polyam culture#polycule#lgbtq#gay culture#only sad thing is they arent polyamorous themseleves#if only...
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I cant do this anymore, watching your moots who u wanted to interact one day and then seeing deactivated is the most heart wrenching feeling i could feel
#maybe if i had comforted them they wouldnt leave?#I am so sorry#If only i checked up on them#If only...#They were such a cool person to..#Mayeb i should have check their posts more frequently?#If on more moot of mine quits tumblr i will genuinely start sobbing no joke#Bsd writing blog#writer community#writers on tumblr#:((( sad
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oh to be a parent; raising pups/kits with or without a mate. their adorable faces looking back at you, knowing you—seeing you—as their parent. 🐾
#as a human i would never have kids#but i yearn daily to be a parent to many litters of kits#if only...#otherkin#therian#therianthropy#fox therian#alterhuman#foxes#theiran fox#nonhuman#silver fox#canine therian
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A lot of the time I'm talking about old sweet Jeremy but I can't stop thinking about young up-and-coming football star Jeremy with Michael. Alive teenage Michael he'd probably not want anything to do with since that kids a murderer! Also young Jeremy has not come to terms with the fact he is gay and refuses to acknowledge any attraction to men. If dead poor Michael's face would have probably been a bloody pulp, Jeremy is basically Built to be an action hero, Guys a football star he's got them muscles...
Honestly if he found out how his future self turned out Young Jeremy would probably be incredibly disappointed... Not only is he a confused old man who never really did anything with his life but he's also keeping what looks like a piece of road killed it came back to life and someone died at purple in his house.
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I still say what ultimately made the Goku Black Arc ending terrible was Trunks and Mai fecking off to a different timeline and the show pretending like it was a good ending for him.
He should've stayed in the present to train with his father (and maybe Whis or, even better, Piccolo.) He could've replaced Roshi in the tournament of power. It would've been a nice full circle with Piccolo training Gohan and Trunks and all of them having moments. You wouldn't even have to change that much with the tournament. You could still have the Frieza bullshit (and actually would've added another layer to the trust plot during the saga and also with 17 and 18). 17's wish still could've stayed the same. (I still fully believe my theory that 17's non-specific wish brought Trunks' timeline back in canon.)
Then they could've had another arc of them going into Trunks' future and trying to defeat the corrupted Zamasu. Frankly, if this is the way it would be, Vegetto should've beaten Zamasu (which he should've anyway, but we won't talk about that.....today) and then he corrupts reality and Goku summons Zeno. Then after the tournament, they go back and Trunks fully defeats him with the spirit bomb sword attack (that way his spiel about the power of humanity coming together would've actually been inspiring and not left on such a Nihilistic end....).
ARRRRGGH!!! This show had the potential to be amazing and not a (nearly) souless Cashgrab. 😭
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ugly maths.
i hate maths, right. i don't usually like numbers, and if i do like numbers it's gotta be an 8 or a 48 and nothing else.
thing is, i've recently caught myself doing maths again. ugly maths. the kind of maths that, really, i've been trying to avoid as much as possible because, well, it's ugly!
you... wanna see?
okay, fine... but don't say i didn't warn you!
ugly, see? look at all those numbers! not a 48 in sight!
huh? what's that? you don't see what i'm on about? oh... oh! hang on, lemme just—
better? yes? no? no? okay, what if i—
mmh, yes. ugly numbers. see it now? can you see why they're ugly?
here, i can make it worse.
these numbers are ugly. the maths they make me do is ugly.
now i'll level with you: the worst ones by far are the yellow numbers. the maths they make me do it the ugliest.
why ugly?
because it makes me ugly.
those numbers turn me into not only a suddenly number-obsessed fool, but a fool who also cannot understand these numbers and what they mean and why i feel like they reflect on me and my ability.
87, 75.
the thoughts are as follows:
• the orange numbers are big, so why are you being ugly about the yellow ones? you should be happy with what you have. so many nice big numbers! not everyone receives that.
• is it that there are two different audiences for these two different fics? perhaps. they are quite different works, with different appeals, and different themes. maybe you are reading too much into it.
• why are you obsessing over numbers anyway? you don't like maths! you left maths behind when you were 16, put it down!
okay, okay, fine! i'll put the maths down. right here, in fact!:
that 87 was an 83 at the start of the year. the 6161 it is attached to was a 5453.
4, 708.
ugly maths.
the 75 is a nice number. in fact, compared to 87, it is beautiful, radiant, enchanting. at the start of the year, 75 was 48. wow. now that is one sexy number!
27.
mmmm.
6161, 1061.
5100.
87, 75.
12.
mmmm.
you know, my most favourite comment left recently on a fic of mine was 2 characters long: :(
it made me :)
well, actually, it made me >:) because it was left in response, presumably, to one of the key scenes in a new chapter which left the exact impression on someone that i hoped it would.
they must be the only one who reacted like that, though.
1.
have i mentioned that that 87 and 75 include author responses?
i won't try to do more maths, there. it might not end well for me. the maths is making me tired enough as it is, and i have an early start tomorrow.
oh! but, that being said, i have another set of ugly numbers to show you, so keep 87 and 75 in mind.
ready?
838, 245.
(want a hint? the green numbers!)
838, 87. 245, 75.
9.6, 3.3.
ugly maths. it's ugly again, see? i don't like it. i'm seeing numbers within numbers within numbers, and i can't seem to stop!
the numbers make me ask new questions:
• why is it not good enough?
• people seem to engage more with one fic over the other, so shouldn't you prioritise?
• is all this maths this really good for you?
no, it isn't.
i want to avoid ugly maths. ugly maths makes me want to tear my hair out. it makes me want to start from scratch. it makes me want to grab someone and scream. it makes me want to cry and press a button that has tempted me many times before when the numbers become too ugly to bear.
ugly maths turn me into an ugly person.
ugly maths make me obsessive, paranoid, anxious, regretful, vindictive, spiteful, alone.
i hate maths. i hate numbers, just like, it feels, the numbers hate me.
#helia rants#cw vent#i'm okay but i'm not#this has been playing on my mind over the last couple of weeks#it's aimed at the sky rather than anyone here#i know i'm not the best myself as commenting. i justify it to myself by affirming i don't read much. which i don't.#since the start of the year i have tried to comment on everything i have read#bearing in mind i may also dm someone rather than comment because i want to scream and ramble about their fic more personally#that being said. i know i'm not the only one who finds themselves doing ugly maths#and in turn starting to feel uglier too#i don't like looking at the numbers#i was doing well at the start of the year#but as i open my drafts and look to a new chapter and at the notes i wrote#i can't stop myself from opening the fic. from seeing where it's at. from seeing if it's changed. from checking my inbox to see if...#if only...#what it's meant is that i've come to a point where a fic i loved has become exactly that: a fic i loved. past tense#the other fic is still a fic i love. but i know deep down that that is tied to the numbers too#i hate that this is what i've become#because i have tiny fics. fics with 50 hits and maybe 1 comment. and i love them. i still love them#but when it comes to the big ones. the multi-chapters. the hefty fics. after a point all i see are numbers#and those numbers have come to determine both my happiness and fulfilment as a writer#and so i am ugly. i am sad. i am pathetic.#and i don't know how to stop.#helia's stuff#this was meant to save back into my drafts. i was editing tags. tumblr decided it should post. so... so be it.#also this is not an attention thing if anyone dares go 'oh but you're a good writer uwu' i might do something we'll all regret#this is also not a 'ffs comment on my fics will you 😒' hell no#it's just about me. and my issue. and my unhealthy relationship with these fucking numbers.#gotta get this shit out of my head somehow :)
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One of those holiday randomizers gave me this just now: "Your cherished dream will come true".
My first reaction: "What, Luis DLC (where he lives on, happily ever after) is really coming next year? 🥹"
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Why everyone so dramatic about infertility? If they want kids, we do it the old fashioned way. Kidnapping! Infinite kids!
If only that wasn't illegal and immoral...
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