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electr1c4 · 2 months

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i sometimes remember that troy and abed didnt canonically kiss and im like ummmmmmm r u sure i've seen them do that I'm pretty sure

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tooquirkytolose · 2 years

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On Starless Night of Blood Red Moon,

Born In Dead of Winters’ Cold,

To Fair, Noble Sire and Pious Mountain Mother-

Dread Methysa’lann Reborn!

#my art #comic #blood #gore #death #please do not ask if there will be a part 2 this is a standalone shortstory #i'd like to dedicate this one to all ya'll out there who would like to beat the everloving shit outta their dads :)#LONG POST #tbh thank god for the new cutoff function or i'd have ppl sending me death threats lol

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stealingyourbones · 4 months

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Spent so much time making sushi for dinner and was so excited to have a funky little sushi roll and eat it like a burrito but then my nori ripped apart mid roll and I had to eat it as a salad and apparently my brain doesn’t like the texture of imitation crab + seaweed and rice rn :(

#bones speaks #bones rants #sad :(#imma put in fridge for twin but man now I gotta make something else for dinner because I haven’t eaten anything else today #and only had like 300 calories worth of food yesterday. getting used to not feeling hungry with-#-consistent adderall use has been kickin my ass lately.#sorry I like never rant on here but I’m so sad I was so excited for sushi and then Texture Bad :(((((#i even put avocado n carrot and salted cucumber ;-; this took so long to make and now I can’t eat it #a tragedy of the highest order #fuck it imma make me some chicken and just season the everloving shit out of it #i may be white but I know how to cook flavorful food and by god am I not gonna eat chicken with just salt. lack of spoons be damned

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mangk0 · 10 months

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I PUT THEM NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON THE CANVAS FOR FUN AND NOW IM FUCKING CRYING. LOOK AT THEM. IM LETTING THEM BE HAPPY FOR ONCE

#im actively trying my best not to lose my everloving shit my familys in the next room #gowr #god of war ragnarok #atreus #angrboda #atreus fanart #angrboda fanart #god of war ragnarok fanart #my art #LOOK AT THEM IM GOING TO CRY #im going to burst into tears #atreboda

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kronosveritas · 1 month

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✨👙Buy a swimsuit calendar to support your local project freelancer organization today! 👙✨

(This idea came to me in a vision. Might draw all of them but here’s some York for now... He’s rocking the pose and he knows it lmfao 💀✨)

(Bonus colored version below the fold)

#red vs blue #rvb #project freelancer #rvb fanart #kvfanart #agent york #agent new york #‘How do I look Lina? ✨😘’#‘York… what the everloving FUCK are you doing…????’#I hate drawing armor #why is this my favorite show they literally all wear it 💀#God… why have you forsaken me

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grahamdollton · 3 months

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#his lips and the way his teeth are showing here are so beautiful i'm gonna be sick #can you imagine if he had a tooth gap..... dear god #the shape of his cupid's bow is ridiculous #i wanna lick his teeth so bad it's not fair #and yes i just watched crash again i've been found out #keep thinking about that one shot towards the end where he's backing vaughn's car up to go check on catherine after she drove off the road #and as he's looking behind him he kind of draws the corner of his mouth back and you get a real clear view of his cuspids #why didn't i get a screenshot of that #anyway god i lose my everloving mind when he does that #i would let him pierce a hole through my tongue with his teeth honest to god #anyway that's enough tooth talk nighty night

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hella1975 · 1 year

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you ever have a fic get you in such a chokehold you start pacing your room and talking to yourself

#THIS FIC WAS WRITTEN FOR ME SPECIFICALLY #BURN IT ALL DOWN BY DOROTHYCANFLY ON AO3 THIS IS GENUINELY ONE OF MY TOP 5 FICS OF ALL TIME EVER #IT'S GOT THE BEST DABI CHARACTERISATION IVE EVER COME ACROSS IT'S GOT REALLY WELL WRITTEN DABIHAWKS #THAT FITS BOTH OF THEM LIKE THEY'RE MEAN AS HELL ABOUT IT AT FIRST #IT'S GOT STUPIDLY DEVOTED TOUYA-SHOUTO IT'S GOT PROTECTIVE BIG BROTHER TOUYA #IT'S GOT MENTAL ANGST WRITTEN LIKE A DREAM THE WRITING IN GENERAL IS INSANE #IT'S ACTION PACKED BUT DONE WELL SO THAT IT'S NOT TEDIOUS IT'S FUNNY IT'S GOT TWISTS #IT'S KEEPING ME ON MY TOES I NEVER KNOW WHAT'S COMING OR HOW FAR THE AUTHOR IS WILLING TO GO #IVE LITERALLY READ 300K WORDS IN TWO DAYS AT THIS POINT LIKE I AM ABSOLUTELY FINISHING THIS TONIGHT #WHAT THE FUCK EVEN AM I GONNA DO WITH MYSELF AFTER THIS #EVERY NEW THING THAT HAPPENS LITERALLY HAS ME GETTING UP TO PACE ABOUT #I CLOCKED OUT OF MY MUM TELLING ME OFF EARLIER BC I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS FIC #DO U KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS BASO JUST SIGNED MY DEATH WARRANT BUT I DIDNT CARE #losing my goddamn mind respectfully <3 if anyone has read this pls yell with me about it #and if anyone knows mha and wants a fic rec PLEASE let it be this one it's my fav mha fic ever and ive read A LOT #it gets quite smutty in the middle but if that's not ur thing the author tws very well and u can kinda just scroll #so that u still get the important character developments without it being just pure smut lol #god this FIC. holding it in my fucking fist and squeezing the everloving life out of it im going INSANE #i cant remember the last time a fic got me this way im literally giggling about it all #HE FOUND A REASON TO LIVE AGAIN THEY TOOK THIS MANGLED BLOODY BOY AND SAID WE LOVE YOU #YOU ARE GOOD YOU CAN STAY YOU CAN REST NOW WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU AND HE CHOSE THEM! HE CHOSE THEM!#OVER HIS REVENGE AND HIS RAGE HE CHOSE THEM! IM GOING TO BE VIOLENTLY SICK #like the author LETS DABI BE A CUNT. the first chunk of the fic he's actively not a good person #and his coping mechanisms are shot to shit and we WATCH HIM GROW FROM THAT i have cried several times over the most mundane shit #goddddddddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAKSJFJKAGSFIUAHGJKAKG #mha #fic rec

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jekyllnahyena · 29 days

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so.

learned about rosquez

what the everloving fuck

#valentino rossi #marc marquez #imagine #youre 22 years old youre living your dream everything youve worked for its come to fruition. youre driving and beating legends #a crash happens. you get taken out out by a legend your legend THE legend. most importantly though your friend #shit happens its ok. the crash was fucked up but its ok. till apparently its very much not #because the man youve admired since childhood suddenly accuses you of trying to sabotage him for his 10th title win after crashing YOU out #and getting a penalty for it which destroys his hopes for that 10th title #where dies he do that? in a press conference. in front of everyone #youre 22 and your hero. the man youve had posters off hanging in your bedroom. says you betrayed him and that you're a dangerous driver #and theres nothing you can do. the man is a legend. a literal god in this sport. amd he hates you. and the world joins in #why is nobody on motorsport ever normal. why are all these people so fucking unhinged #rossi i love you but what the everloving fuck #rossi. rossi when i catch you. when i catch you rossi-#(marc was younger than me now jesus fucking christ)#in case anybody wondered what ive been obsessing over these past days. its another vroom vroom. goddammit

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especiallyhaytham · 2 years

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I'm shitting myself how badly I want to see Ubisoft just make a game where they throw every single previous character in a timeline together and let the chaos unfold. Like the premise is that Abstergo stored all the memories in the same server, and they're all stuck in there in a glitchy mismosh of every single Assassin's Creed game, and more characters just keep falling in and screwing up the world until it's like pyramids and desert directly next to a snowy forest and Jerusalem is sat right in the middle. Desmond just wanders around all the clashing biomes like a mysterious trader/omnipotent god. Altair still can't swim. Shay and Arno actually have to speak to each other. Young/adult/old Ezio have split into separate individuals and are fighting for dominance (whether Fortnite Ezio is also in attendance is up for debate). Holy shit Ubisoft wake up

#can u go find haytham for me please and beat the everloving christ out of him #assassin's creed #//#listen these are mere dreams #but all i want just like a gacha bioware game #where you get to have a party made up of your faves and they all interact #every new character has a dedicated quest to get through before you can add them to your party #but the quests are stupid #like its just edward being like #god yeah i want to stage an Ubisoft coup so bad just to make this happen #i miss when assassin's creed still had a premise that was weird and fun #Ill scream about this idea forever

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livebloggingmydescentintomadness · 5 months

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Please stop reblogging ofmd petitions 😭 the slave owner pirate show doesn't need another season, taika watiti is a bastard

fucking unfollow me if two or three posts bother you so damn much

#shut the everloving fuck up oh my god #i have had an absolutely wretched week and have negative patience left #anonymous #ask

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crimeronan · 6 months

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i wrote 4500 words last night and i have yet to find out if theyre good words bc i was half-asleep and didn't reread a thing. however i Did establish a bit of what luz's relationship with the average coven scout is like after she becomes empress & it's so funny i'm definitely keeping it forever.

#within a few weeks of luz being viscerally uncomfortable with being treated like belos #average coven scouts are openly talking out of turn expressing incredulity and annoying the Everloving Piss out of hunter #and hunter is privately just thinking like. well it's annoying but at least i know theyre loyal af #he's like belos ruled by being untouchable luz is a glass cannon. everybody around here BETTER love her or i'll have an aneurysm #while outwardly being like. So Help Me God. If You People Don't Shut Up-#toh #princess luz au #horrible mindscape trauma pals

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lovebugdotcom · 7 months

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I had a T/ADC dream last night, but it wasn’t a nice R/agatha dream. Instead I dreamt that this mf was attacking me.