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Prompt:
Oliver Queen and Bruce Wayne are childhood best friends.
Green Arrow hates Batman’s guts.
That animosity— and his aim to subtly piss Batman off at every turn— results in Green Arrow and Red Hood collaborating on a trafficking bust.
This somehow results in discovering that the Red Hood is his best friend’s supposedly dead son.
Oliver doesn’t know how he’s going to fix this, with Jason refusing to want anything to do with either Bruce or the Batman of Gotham (who everyone knows is dating the former)… but one thing’s for sure:
He needs to bring the kid home. Oliver can’t bear to watch Bruce suffer any longer when the cause for it is sitting at his kitchen table, alive, and stuffing his face with waffles.
#Bruce knows Oliver’s secret identity#Oliver does not know Bruce’s secret identity#it’s fun… not#idk where this came from but here we are#I want Oliver and Bruce to be childhood rich kid besties#prompts#jason todd#batfamily#red hood#batfam#bruce wayne#robin#Oliver queen#Brucie wayne#green arrow#Jason screwing up Bruce’s long standing secret identity bullshit with Ollie out of spite
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Things that make men attractive:
- grey hair
- face lines
- natural nose
- body hair
- smiling
- hands
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wish i had been a 1D girlie lowkey
#idk where this came from but here we are#maybe i just miss being a kid it’s probably that#one direction
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you're struggling to zip up the back of your dress so your boyfriend taehyun comes to your rescue. he steps behind you and places his strong hand on the small of your back, the warmth of his fingers grazing your bare back before you feel the zipper slowly slide closed until it reaches the top. taehyun brushes your hair over your shoulder and presses a kiss to the back of your neck, he wraps his arms around your waist and you stay like that for a moment, reveling in each other's warmth
#hi idk where this came from but i'm touch starved and wanted to write something so here we are#take this as an apology for me being inactive for so long#(it will happen again)#txt taehyun#taehyun x reader#taehyunie 🐱
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lmao i know it’s 2 seasons later but it just occurred to me: what if, at the beginning of s1, instead of deciding his funeral was the best way to get everyone back in one place, reginald decided to have a wedding instead
not only do we get the entertaining side-plot of this poor person reginald has bribed/blackmailed/begged to marry him For The Con, but the only reason any of the kids show up is because they got a wedding invite and immediately went “oh now this i gotta see”
#the episode is titled ''we only see each other at WEDDINGS and FUNERALS''#i'm just saying it could have gone the other way#the umbrella academy#half the kids are there to check in with their new stepparent and make sure they're there of their own free will#''idk what he told you but you don't have to do this. say the word and i'll get you out of here''#''no i promise i. definitely....want to...be here :) :) ''#i can't decide if it's funnier if five knew because time travel and he's already had time to adjust to this concept#so is perfectly polite and accommodating if slightly confused because the personality he built for them in his head isn't accurate#while the rest of them are going through the 5 stages of grief over discovering their dad is capable of romance#or if through some time fuckery five came from a timeline where he saw the news that reginald is dead#and then drops into the timeline in the middle of a fucking wedding and is COMPLETELY blindsided by this#but doesn't have time to deal with this shit#somehow THIS is the timeline where they do manage to prevent the apocalypse#and at the end of everything the new stepparent divorces the fuck out of reginald ASAP because holy shit they were not paid enough for this#and yet they're like ''well i did what you asked (even if you didn't mention the LOOMING APOCALYPSE)#but holy shit i'm taking these kids in the divorce because what the fuck dude what the FUCK. idc if they're all adults#they need a better family and now i'm obligated to be that for them''#and reginald was playing fast and loose because of the LOOMING APOCALYPSE and didn't sign a prenup#so the new stepparent gets the academy (the property AND the actual kids) and reginald has to move out and live on the streets#tua meta
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In his hotel room that night, Daniel thinks back to the interview he just had with the two most notorious men in the world. More than half of it was unusable, just lots of muffled sounds and--
It had started with a joke online that he (no one important) would love to interview the infamous Max Verstappen and Lewis Hamilton. Two men famously in hiding in a country with no extradition but chronically online. Someone had reached out to him and he thought it was fake, a scam.
He'd eventually found himself in a place he couldn't name in front of the men who were way hotter in person than fugitives had any right to be.
The interview was stilted, impersonally. Max had almost refused to answer any questions and Lewis had been teasing him. Daniel had been annoyed because why bring him all the way out here to sit in a room and stare at each other.
Max had snorted and said he didn't trust him to not have a wire.
"Mate, your guys searched me before I came in here. Y'all took my phone for 24 hours and I only got it back when I came in this room. If I was wearing a bug, you'd know." Daniel had pointed out.
"he has a point." Lewis shrugged. Max pressed his lips together. And Daniel stood with a roll of his eyes.
"I mean you clearly don't trust the people around you to do a good job." Daniel pulled off his shirt and unbuckled his pants, smirking when Max looked like he was finally paying attention. "if you want me to get naked then all you had to do was say so."
He stripped to his briefs and stood in front of them with his hands out as if to say 'well?'
"all of it." Max nodded for him to continue. Lewis bit his cheek but didn't refute.
With a waggle of his brows and confidence he kinda sorta felt, Daniel dropped trow. Throwing his brightly coloured briefs onto the pile of clothes. "Do you want me to spread my cheeks and cough too?" He teased.
And well, Max had done a thorough job of 'inspecting'. And then Lewis had helped and there was lube and come everywhere and Daniel forgot his phone was recording and he didn't get dropped off at his hotel til three days after.
#lmao no clue where this came from but here we are lmao#literally opened tumblr and wrote this all cause i thoight it was gonna be another something something post#anyway#enjoy#uhm idk what to call this#max/lewis/daniel#max/daniel#lewis/daniel#maxiel#dewis
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Ok i saw "ask me about my Montrose divorce lore" on your Montrose Pretty blorbo bingo post so here goes;
what is your Montrose divorce lore?
Okay okay so.
My montrose divorce lore. Idk how I came up w this shit but basically:
Ages ago, two women got married. And then they divorced. And then they both transitioned. Enough time had passed that neither recognized the other man. And their names were Montrose Pretty and Lyndon Julius (AKA Beef Punchley).
#sierra speaks#taz steeplechase#hi guys idk where i came up with this from#i think it was like. my friends saying those two are trans#and then i was like ok but at least one of the heist crew members has to be divorced#and here we are
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Shadow: "I can't believe that you lot are THIS immature for your age. You need to grow up."
Knuckles: "Bitch, you are like over 50 years older than the rest of us and still can't even get senior discounts at a IHOP with your dumbass. Shut TF up."
Shadow: *getting ready to throw hands* "You wanna repeat that, mole?
Sonic: "HEY NO-"
#idk where this quote came from but i just quickly wrote it down before i forgot it and here we are#but yeah#i guess i wanna see Shadow and Knuckles interact again idk#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#knuckles the echidna#sonic#shadow#knuckles#sonic incorrect quotes
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Ok you know what's kinda funny about "Jackson's Diary", or rather "plot twist-y"?
So, ok, imma be honest, when I started the comic I thought it was bl or lgbt or something. Be it the art or the description or the fact that everything I read is gay, I thought this was some kind of enemies to lovers/as magic stuff is going on around the school or something
I really thought the 2 mains were gonna end up together
And I wasn't the only one who thought that cause a lot of the comments were talking about it
But no. Soon you realize they're all very straight, exer is still in love with his ex girlfriend and Jackson kinda gets in a love triangle with exer's ex and the girl exer bullied last year. Also it's set in like- the 80s? Soo. They probably don't know what gay is. (Or they ignore it yknow)
But....
"Wasn't David bi in the canvas version?" said the comments "Yeah he was I think he liked Exer"
So then I'm trying to figure out if he's bi, and some chapters later he's literally making heart eyes around exer but like, in the background
And he's not that important at the time so I'm like oh ok great he's the comedic relief stereotypical gay character?
And exer is like... straight and in love with David's twin sister so nothing will happen right?
Jokes on me
Like 100 chapters later and this is Exer's reaction to David saying they're friends
The gay panic
Had me fooled there honestly
Also ok, I know my post is focused around the gay romance here, but like the comic is really interesting I do recommend it
Jackson goes to a new school and he is the only one who can see some kind of "green magic" messing around with his daily life
Shit happens, he makes friends, he gets into love triangles as I mentioned before (not for that long, thankfully) he gets into fights and makes new friends again
The characters are all very interesting, I was gonna say nice, but then realized half of them are assholes, currently it seems like they're trying to be better people tho
And even though it's set in the 80s it seems most of the main characters were accepting of the lgbt ones (well ok so far 2 people know about it so yknow, ) the only assholes were some bullies literally called Rick and Marty who used gay as a slur or something like 50 chapters ago
Well, and I can't really say anything much without spoiling more, I've already talked enough about their sexualities I'm not telling you what's happening with the green stuff
#some background checks on the characters#Jackson just moved back here and lives with his foster family his tía and tío(aunt&uncle) along with Ronald some Russian guy who also lives#with them but i dont remember where he came from? like?is that some kind of Erasmus? foster? idk i forgot. He doesn’t speak much. BUT WHEN#HE DOES. that little κατινα knows too much. anyways. then we've got exer who lives with his dad and hes the popular guy at school#his best friend david who lives with dad and then there's David's twin- Brenda who lives with their mom#and Pamela who used to be friends with brenda but shit happened#in most recent chapters we met new characters like Timothy Ken and Lola? help i forgot her name#wait was his name ken or kev#whatever the other guy is named Timothy i know that#those 3 became close friends at detention. they've been there since like- last year#they did shit. wasn't their fault. i mean ok yeah it was- but it was an accident you know? they're good kids#oh there's also a cat named Lucy-fuurrr#and i need to go to sleep#jackson's diary#webtoon#comic#sugarenia talks#sugarenia thoughts
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Everyone in Hawkins high thinking Tommy and Steve are together because yeah they both have girlfriends.
But everyone's seen how Tommy looks at and trails after Steve like a lovestruck puppy.
And than Billy shows up and first everyone thinks Tommy's cheating on Steve with Billy.
Come to find learn the fallout of their fight.
And think Billy's the rebound.
But than Billy looks at Steve like that, so is it actually that Billy is dating Steve now?
But Tommy's trailing after him... So it gets settled on maybe they're all together? Good for them.
Also just Steve having no idea about any of this because man was too busy nursing several concussions.
And like hell are Tommy and Billy gonna tell him, or anyone else for that matter.
So when Billy dies everyone's giving Steve their condolences and he's just so confused.
Like...I know we were on the basketball team together but this is werid.
Also also, Tommy knew and refuses to even acknowledge the rumours.
Nancy and Jonathan both heard them, but decided not to say anything. A let Steve come to us if he wants to talk approach.
Steve doesn't find out until Robin tells him after everything.
Makes a comment that she's glad she can be out to him and that "Yeah, I thought you'd be okay with it cos of the whole Billy Tommy thing but you never know."
"... The what?"
Robin: explains
Steve:..That's why no one wanted to date me!
Robin: amused That's what you're getting out of this? Not that everyone thought you were in a relationship with two guys?
Steve: That's whatever, oh man they must think I'm some home wrecker or some shit.
Robin: snorts Home wrecker?
Steve: Well yeah, I apparently had two boyfriends and I was still trying to get dates.
Robin: Well, it would've made a good cover. Especially if no one was supposed to know.
Steve: True, I mean I didn't know either. Shakes his head I told you, I knew it wasn't the hat.
#idk where this came from#but here we are#steve harrington#tommy hagan#billy hargrove#robin buckley#stranger things#nancy wheeler#jonathan byers
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A romcom ending for Tedependent:
Ted and Trent paralleling Amanda and Graham from The Holiday during the final scenes of s3:
Ted tells Trent he's leaving, going back to his life in Kansas. And Trent understands, despite wishing he could see where their flirting and long looks would've taken them.
But before Ted's cab leaves, without any hope, but still believing in the impossible, in Ted, Trent tells him that if he changes his mind he'll be at the Crown & Anchor that night with Roy and Beard.
Ted makes it all the way to the airport and through security before realizing what he truly wants is to stay in Richmond, with the team, with Beard, and...with Trent.
The last scene is Ted walking into the pub. Eyes searching the shifting crowd, Ted finally sees him.
And somehow at that exact moment, possibly even an intervention from the romcom gods, Trent looks up and locks eyes with Ted's hopeful gaze.
And with their eyes softening and their smiles widening, the music crescendos and the credits roll. ~Fin~
#hm think I just accidentally wrote spec or fic or...something idk lol#I'm mildly baffled about where it came from but alas here we are!#ted x trent#tedependent#ted lasso#trent crimm#ficlet
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listen ik lance would NOT be the type of guy™ to watch a disney movie but ik for a fact that if someone showed him treasure planet (2002) he would relate to jim hawkins sm that he would basically turn into this lol
#ok now that i think abt it that person would be ilana if i'm being honest#i think lance would point out the fact that it's a kids movie and that they're not kids so why did she pick that out 🤨#which ilana's like well i picked it bc based on what i read abt it it sounded like the things we have back home (galaluna)#and lance is just like ok fine w/e 🙄#i feel like octus would sit down and watch it w her#ik ilana and octus would know how to make their own popcorn too#i def think the 3 of them have movie nights sometimes#octus would be like where's lance isn't it movie night she's like yeah well he said the movie#i picked was for 'little kids' so he passed on it w/e it's his loss#then i imagine lance comes down at some point to get like idk a glass of water or smth from the kitchen#then lance is just like so how's movie you guys are watching (but def says it in like a sarcastic type of way)#and ilana like oh man it's just getting good so turns out jim (he's the main character) came into possession of a device that's actually#a secret map to planet that's believed to filled w treasure and now him and his other guy (his name is dr delbert)#are going on an expedition to find it :D#lance is like wait rlly :0 (internally thinking wait this movie actually sounds kinda cool what)#lance sits down on the couch and ilana's like wait min i thought you said you didn't wanna watch this movie#and lance is like what no i'm just sitting down for couple mins#i'm totally gonna leave here in a bit ok (ilana's just like sure *doubt it*) and yeah ofc lance doesn't actually leave#watches the rest of the movie w them he just didn't wanna admit it#on that note i also totally think they'd check out atlantis: the lost empire (2001) afterwards#sym bionic titan#robi hcs#robi rambles
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some ccs are just straight up nuts there’s no other explanation
#saw a comment on r/dwt2 and it made me look into the moonzy/draggie situation#this freak accused him of having ‘grooming tendencies’ when he was YOUNGER than her#he showed all their DMs and it was just reciprocated flirting ??#he was initiated more but it seemed reciprocal to me?#she just got mad at him bc he replied to one of her tweets where she was flirting with Karl with ‘ouch’#<- replied in DMs I mean#I guess bc she thought the flirting was a joke ??#how is this an ‘experience’ you need to speak up about im loosing my mind#‘guy flirted with me I flirted back but I wasn’t really interested pls show ur sympathies and like and subscribe🥺’#and in her statement she was talking about an anon who came out about their experiences prior#saying they had been groomed but draggie had fully debunked that years ago#so idk why she was bringing that up ??#and ofc you have aim.sey and max and sniff in the replies with their heart emojis#straight up nuts I’m losing brain cells here#btw she’s the one who said something about how a lot of ccs didn’t support her#including big ones from that ‘stupid mine.craft server’ (meaning dsmp obv)#just nuts straight up nuts#negativity#like I have to be missing something (and if I am pls tell me but I don’t think I am???)#because saying this cringe flirting with someone YOUNGER THAN YOUUU is ‘groomer tendencies’ is fucking nuts#it’s just what is with these people like what’s wrong with them#why does mildly uncomfortable experience = horrible predator we need to inform the public about bc they’re a danger to society#sorry I’m done I’m just actually upset lol
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Natsuo Todoroki would 1000% be a Pink Power Ranger.
Because deep down we all know 1. Natsuo would rock pink and 2. It would piss off Endeavour beyond all belief~
#Natsuo Todoroki#Endeavour#Enji Todoroki#idk where this idea came from#but here it is#I have no love for Endeavour/Enji Todoroki#also we need more Pink Male Rangers#power rangers headcanon#bnh headcanon#mha headcanon
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Bro where did this wave of love even COME from I just queued a bunch of scout art for later and I wanna draw some nice sibling stuff and I'm thinking about how Engie calls him Jackrabbit and my partner calls me bunny rabbit waaahh 😭😭💖💖
#jane journals#self insert talk#platonic f/o#familial f/o#⚾️ strike out siblings ⚾️#<- a litfle smth im trying out. idk bonk brother never seemed satisfactory to me#so here we go!!#aaaahh i can feel a tf2 mini fixation coming on.#its weird that its so close to my rex anniversary tho like#im working on balance 😂😂 the queue helps tbh!! i post a wider variety of things#even tho i do curate it a little#ANYWAY!!!#IDK WHERE THIS LOVE CAME FROM!!!#i wanna draw us as kids and hanging out as adults and stuff#and i thought itd be kinda funny if i drew a little comic where miss pauling meets my s/i for the first time#like. scout is like 'hey wanna meet my sister?' and pauling is envisioning femscout and already rolling her eyes#but she sees junie instead who immediately compliments her and is all bubbly and sweet and paulings lesbian ass is all 😳💖💖💖💖#even just cause shes not around sweet genuine compliments from girls very often 👉👈#i may have a crush on miss pauling#damn scout sorry i stole ur girl 🤭🤭🤭#ougghh fuck i actually wanna think more about that
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not to be political but I've seen a lot of people saying that those who call Israel an apartheid don't know what they're talking about and um. As someone who has studied South African apartheid as well as grown up in a Jewish community. This claim has more merit than you think
#this post is brought to you by an article i read “debunking” the claim that israel is an apartheid and their “evidence”#included several policies that are the same if not more intense than apartheid era policies against black south africans#there are comparisons that hold weight here#although one thing i dont get and havent had explained to me yet. it looks to me as though both arabs and jews are indigenous to the region#in the way that both the hopewell culture and lenape people are indigenous to my state of pennsylvania#and thats a flimsy comparison i suppose since the hopewell culture (who lived here first chronologically) has died out#but anyway theres a case for indigeneity for both jews and arabs#its so silly to me that we dont consider both to be indigenous? yes many jews that came into israel in the early 20th century were#white europeans and carried the colonial baggage of that with them#but idk why its so hard to believe that an oppressed group can also be an oppressor?? like where's the intersectionality babes#anyway. the original point of this post was that maybe more of yall need to look into what south african apartheid was actually like#much like h*m*s leadership a lot of the ANC leadership was forced into exile and had to live and work outside of their country#(and this comparison is not perfect im aware. the tactics of the anc and h*m*s are totally different. however i think this comparison has#weight in that they are both one of the biggest names in opposition to the government. they do this in different ways at different levels o#intensity and violence. that is not to be ignored. but there are some comparisons that we can make and exile doesnt strike me as a bad one)#the bantustans in south africa were also constructed in a way that much like the west bank makes it highly difficult for an actual real#state to form#and the way that theyre set up invites puppet governments and corruption. this gives a major advantage to the apartheid state#id recommend reading Trevor Noah's Born A Crime if you havent#its a great introduction to what daily life in aparthid and after was like (its a memoir from about 1990-2005ish)#(apartheid was legally ended in 1994 but there are still remnants of it today and there were even more at the time of Born a Crime)#anyway these are my political thoughts of the day#edit: to my tangent about both groups being able to have some sort of claim to indigeneity. that in no way justifies any of the brutality#going on#i think its espeically cringe of israel to claim indigeneity and a sacred relationship with the land then create an environmental#catastrophe like they have in gaza. making the land unliveable is a bit of a perversion of the relationship you have with that land innit#in case it wasnt clear: ceasefire now and free palestine
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