Do you think Ortega ever tripped over a shortstep

Tell me why Heathney isn’t THE yuri ship of this fanbase??? I know DAMN well that if they were guys, it would be SO much more popular. Like. this fanbase will shat their pants over Noah and Cody being within 6 feet of one another, but when Courtney and Heather are tanking at each other’s chins, and tapping each other’s noses, it’s no big deal!! I beg. I BEG. Let Heathney become super popular like Alenoah or smthn idfk

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rip angelo colasanto you would have loved literally any song by hozier - it’s a shame take me to church wasn’t in immortal sins

baseball is the most homoerotic sport i’m telling you

and if i started to write a series of songfics on rivusa from my playlist i have for them? 👀

cabby the fixated on having a strong one on one relationship with someone and lightbulb the ‘prefers to have a number one best friend’ that she can swap out and she does like being around groups but isn’t really fulfilled unless there’s that one person

and THE EXTROVERSION LINE OF THE INTERVIEW AND THE ohh sory I’ve never seen extroversion portrayed in such a way that I experience and

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

google citing ao3 as a source is so unhinged

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

you’re beautiful. let’s sleep through our alarms together