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Someone warn Lily Du - there’s a coupe d’état (pun absolutely intended) coming 😈
#2 for 2 on Dirty Laundry#I think I should do it now while it’s Black History Month#oooh and get Rashawn to take over Make Some Noise#and Lou takes Game Changer#just a full Dropout overthrow#we’ll call it the Blackout#anyway I’m WAY too into this bit now#and I’m salty I couldn’t tell at Sam on Twitter about it#but in all seriousness I’m so excited for Ify#he’s the fucking BEST and going to crush it#and I’ll always have Trapp on my board game box#and Saltzman in my heart!#let’s fucking GO!!!
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Prompt 162
“So,” Danny drawled from where he was sitting, legs kicking slightly. Really, what a fun reincarnation. A world with heroes and villains where he didn’t have to do shit in and could just vibe with Ellie.
“So,” Tim responded from where he was typing on his computer, mostly in civilian clothes save for his gauntlets and boots. The Red Robin outfit was haphazardly dropped across the couch and his pole leaning against the end.
“Technically there’s proper procedures for clones…” Danny motioned to both himself and Ellie from where they sat on the counter, snacking on a plateful of scones. From Alfred, he was certain.
“Technically, yes… but do we want to actually do that?”
All three of them smiled, something almost feral in the motion. Of course not. They all had the same memories after all, and Bruce had just returned from the past, from exactly where and when Tim had said he was. Despite no one believing him, hence why they were in his boathouse, and not in the apartment or manor.
“Think we can pull it off?” Ellie took a sip of tea, mischief swirling in her eyes.
“Of course we can.” Both Danny and Tim spoke at once, one pulling up a new doc and the other pulling the whiteboard out from under a curtain.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#danny fenton#ellie fenton#tim drake#Ras: *Makes Tim Clones*#Danny & Ellie: Lmao we’re gonna blow up this place and go- buh-bye now~#All three of them are salty about the whole time-travelling thing#Tim: Why is one of my clones a girl?#Ellie: Idk man but I’m not changing#Tim: Fair enough do u want me to make you guys proper IDs#They’re going to do mischief and make the Batfam think they’ve always been triplets#They have the paper trail to prove that the Drakes had triplets#Neither Danny or Ellie have powers but that isn’t going to stop them#Nothing can go wrong ever they’re sure#Why yes this is inspired by the Ao3 fic Twincognito Mode#Why YES Bruce does in fact think he somehow adjusted the timeline#And Yes Clockwork does do a little nudge to make their IDs & history *pretty* solid#He's back in Long Now eating popcorn and watching his new favorite show
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Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.
Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.
Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.
In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rottmnt headcanons#bro was so excited about buying stuff that he didn’t realize it was a scam until too late#so now he’s super sus of all that BUT super willing to laugh at his fam for making the same mistake#anyway yeah I love Leo being well traveled because it honestly makes sense? why NOT use your teleportation to travel if you can do it fast#all his portal mishaps in the series as well as that time he accidentally went to Paris (+ once a diff dimension?) live in my head rent free#Leo destroying the stall of some random family’s restaurant in Paraguay and having to work it off the rest of the summer#he’s just like ‘hey guys I’m heading out’ but doesn’t mention it’s for a part time job in a different country#he only knows like English and Spanish BUT he’s picked up on a lot of other languages too due to his misadventures#tho he mostly knows a whole lot of various swear words#leo about to tease donnie for getting banned from witch town only to remember HE’S banned from a place in Turkey: 😬#he keeps trying to find where he accidentally put his brothers in Tahiti but he can’t find it and he’s so salty about it lol
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Instagram is a website
#SORRY I’M USUALLY NOT THIS SALTY BUT LIKE. MY DUDE……..#Does this person have no self awareness like. At all#‘Hey let me comment about how much I hate Piplup on your post about Piplup’#Hey let me grab you like a squeaky toy and throttle you!!#Shima speaks#I never get this kind of shit on tumblr. You guys are angels.#People who can't appreciate Pip can catch these hands. AND PayPal me $200.
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byler tumblr is quite the place. i say Will Byers has a high emotional intelligence for his age, everyone nods along.
i say Mike Wheeler also has a high emotional intelligence for his age he just displays it differently than Will, and that there’s evidence across all 4 seasons to support this, I have a 50/50 chance of getting shot
#this fandom when Mike and Will have similar qualities 😱#this fandom when Mike isn’t actually an ObliviousDumbassTM but instead an intelligent overthinker and complex character 😱😱#anyways. I’m not salty#not at all#it’s been a Week folks#byler#byler tumblr#mike and will#mike wheeler#elli talks mike wheeler
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Since I did one for my first farmer, I obviously had to do one for my second. We don’t play favorites in this house (except we totally do, I love her sm)
Her name is Jeannie, and she’s a half vampire on her dad’s side. Other than her appearance, vampirism hasn’t really affected her life that much, she just has to deal with a mild garlic allergy and getting sunburnt real easy. She also ages a tad slower than a normal person, but she does still age
#i admittedly got a little tired of working on it so it’s kinda half finished#sorry about that#but that means I get to move onto drawing more Mr Qi#I’m still really salty abt not getting to marry him#at least I have krobus#also. kinda torn between picking a father for her#idk if I want her dad to be the count from Sesame Street or Nosferatu#tbh I didn’t know she was a half vampire until I started drawing her because I felt the need to justify her purple skin#I didn’t want her to be a full vampire tho bc#ya know being a farmer in the sun all day might be bad for her health#anyway#sdv#stardew valley#my art#sdv farmer#my oc#sdv mr qi#Mr qi is hard to draw dude. I think it’s the hat that throws me off the most but man#I started over with him like 4 times
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ONLY 0.0001 PERCENT OF PEOPLE CAN FIND THE IMPOSTER
#they are indistinguishable I swear#creepy ass child#how did Yoichi stick around him?#I’m still salty about the animatic tho#but I appreciate more backstory#poor wittle meow meow#all for one#mha#bnha 407#bnha leaks#bnha
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When you leave comments like this:
here’s what I see:
“I don’t actually appreciate the work you put into writing this fic. I don’t think about the time, the care, the love, the effort it takes to write something this intensive. Just drop everything you’re doing to give me, specifically, more, more, more.”
There is no next part, commenter. This is part 6, the final installment of a multichapter fic I’ve been working on for 3 years, with many other fics that branch off of this concept. This is the hardest I’ve worked on any story in my entire 30-some years of writing. I love it with all my heart.
Now, I don’t actually believe you intend these comments to come off this way. You don’t mean to discourage me, or to leave a sour taste in my mouth, or to make me consider ending everything I’m currently working on and deleting this blog forever.
So, let me help you. In the future, when you comment on a writer’s work, try this instead:
“I loved this! I particularly liked (insert favorite part here). This made me feel (insert emotions here). Thank you so much for blessing my dash with this masterpiece. I would love to see more of these characters.”
This is so much more constructive. I’ve received comments like this before and, let me tell you, I got to work on that next chapter almost immediately (even if I hadn’t originally planned to write one).
On that note, thank you to the people who have stuck with me this long, who leave amazing comments, who reblog, who keysmash in the tags. You encourage me and make this all worth it ❤️
#writing problems#sights speaks#i’m salty#I’ve gotten like 5 of these same type of comments in the past few weeks and it makes me lose all motivation every time#also#read the rules#check the Masterlist before commenting#this will save your favorite writers so much sanity#patience is a virtue#art is love#anyway#back to bloodfest
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Not to be that person who starts discourse on their fandom blog, but like clearly I need to say this outside of the pinned post bc it keeps happening??
I’m cool with reuploads guys, put my shitposts on Reddit all you want, I’m fine with it. But for the love of god give me some credit when you do??? It’s really not hard to put a link or just even say “this was drawn by dailydegurechaff on tumblr”
This is like the third time the “PSA regarding proper handling” post has been reposted without proper credit.
And like????
What do you mean you “couldn’t find the artist”??? You had it right already. The artist is Dailydegurechaff?? Do you think I don’t draw these myself? I feel like I should be offended people would assume I’m just reposting art I found elsewhere.
I’m sorry to rant, but lack of art credit is the one thing that seriously sets me off
-- Editing to add further comments bc reddit saw this post:
This post was made in a fit of irritation, literally only meant to vent some frustration. I just wanted to complain abt my feelings a bit, not start some inter-website fight. It wasn't intended to be a personal attack at the OP, but I see now how it could be read that way and I apologize for that. The OP apologized to me and added credit which I thank them for. No hard feelings for them, I'm cool with them.
I really have no intention to stir up drama with the reddit side of the YS community, I just want to continue to draw daily tanyas. Ty
#not a daily post#it’s kind of disheartening to see over a years worth of effort on this blog reduced to the assumption I’m not the artist#like… does this person think I’m just a reposter? I don’t get it#also#did you know? the first repost of that drawing is the second most upvoted post of all time on the subreddit#it was an uncredited repost because of course it was#yeah. maybe I *am* salty about it. sorry
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Will mostly be reblogging for a while I think, but I’m gonna be real, 70 percent of my reason for making this blog in the hopes of writing was that I noticed a big chunk of CoD x reader posts on this hellsite have readers with like…concerningly low ages. There’s a lot of reader character minor-coding going on, and it’s weirdling me out (no shade to young writers, I know a lot of the reason is that a majority of CoD fanfic writers are 18-25 here, which, yk, fair that you wanna see self-inserts with similar ages).
But as I said, it gives me the ick, so if/when I end up writing x reader, I wanna go ahead and make it clear that I will not be writing a reader character in a romantic/sexual position BELOW the age of 25 at most. Most of the Call of Duty men are, like, 28 at the youngest, and I’m more inclined to write reader characters with matching ages, especially afab readers.
In other words? I’m gonna write milfs and dilfs. I’m gonna write top!reader. I’m gonna write unhinged women that leave the various men of TF141 screaming crying throwing up. I will NOT be writing virginal, innocent, or overly naive reader characters; I do not do minor-coding. Y’all have been warned.
#cod#call of duty x reader#call of duty#call of duty: modern warfare ii#cod mw2#tf 141 x reader#my posts#unofficial post#rant/#not trying to be salty but I’m super tired of and squicked out by the amount of like….pedo-coding I see in the x reader fics#it’s gross#I do not think these 28+ men would be searching for partners 10 years their junior#and btw to all the young people who might read these tags#if you’re 18 and a 28 year old man is trying to date you. you should not be flattered by that. it’s weird. even more so if he’s 30+#also we just simply need more older!reader content!!!!!#not to mention the amount of non-con I see in this fandom is VERY concerning and disturbing and I mean that with my chest#but that’s a different rant
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Hero would be the kinda guy who sees a stray in the street and simply cannot resist bringing them home.
And Contra, being the chaos and fun-loving gremlin that he is, would be like “sounds good to me!!” and enable any and all animal-gathering behavior.
Then their house is suddenly filled with Too Many Pets, way too many for the both of them to properly take care of, and they’re like, “Oh No. The consequences of our actions. Oh no, I’LL have to be the responsible one about this, aren’t I? Oh noooooooooo.”
it’s a STRUGGLE and against everything they stand for to look Hero in the eye and tell him they should probably send some of these animals to a shelter, where they can find someone that’ll take good care of them, but if something happen to any of these animals because they were too overwhelmed to keep up with all of them Hero will be DESTROYED so they need to go through it.
#Contra: Listen–#Hero and a bunch of puppies surrounding him: 🥺#Contra: *hrrrnnnngggg* I’m not cut out for this!!#imagining Contra eventually manages to make Hero realize taking in so many animals like this isn’t fair to them#so he starts working at a shelter instead and take any strays he finds there#(is still difficult to let go of all the cute animals. *but it’s for their own well being*)#Contra: “Hah! See? This being responsible shit is easy!!” <- is almost passing out from all the energy this took from him#this post was brought to you by Salty Entertainments. tuning next time for more ContraHero gushing#(this is in an implied post-construct scenario btw)#slay the princess#stp voices#stp headcanons#contrahero
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can I be salty for a minute. The reason the w4 are so hostile to Loki in tdw is because he tried to and succeeded at killing Thor, NOT because he’s jotun. In fact, I’d be surprised if they even knew,,,
#is this a vagueblog#the vagueblog is that I saw something that was objectively wrong and I’m getting salty about it LOL#idk I think I am firmly on the w4 side here because that’s all the information they have and they’re acting correctly according to it#thor
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Me last night trying to sleep: fuck why do I feel so gross and nauseous?
Apollo: Maybe it’s because you ignored your bodily needs all day and you survived off of a gallon of Death Wish Coffee & your Adderall and forgot to eat 😒
Me: …don’t call me out like that. *slinks to the fridge to grab a protein smoothie*
#travis talks#Deity work#health#apollo deity#Apollo#hellenic polytheist#Polytheist#hellenic pagan#I actually felt great all day up until I had to go to bed#My meds suppress my appetite like crazy so I totally forgot to eat 🥲#Apollo was a lil salty last night#I’m making sure I actually focus on getting my meals in today
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Overlord woulda been so much more interesting if the skeleton fuck’s morals had sekai-ed with him and he spent the story wrestling with his previous gamer’s mentality of “NPC’s don’t matter” to “FUCK FUCK FUCK THESE ARE HUMANS! THESE ARE PEOPLE! THEY HAVE THEIR OWN LIVES AND FEELINGS AND EXPERIENCES!” And needing to wrestle with all his bloodlusty subordinates along with his new undead’s “people are pests” feelings.
It would be an AWESOME internal and external struggle!!!!
And, hm… what have I neglected saying?… Oh, yes, the above SANS not being able to write fucking female characters!
Which would also fold into intersectional feminism (aka: having actual fem characters bc “cool fights” is an excuse only shitty people use, no specie-ism, have a specified goal for the LEAST life lost possible, least torment, and want actual lives for everyone, and justice, etc).
Yknow what, fuck the creator and y’all weirdo fans, I’ll do it myself. It’s the twentieth fucking century, we deserve actual stories for Ma’at’s sake.
#overlord anime#overlord neg#rant#vent#salty#no I cannot abide by creators who refuse to make actual female characters. I’m so glad you asked#esp when they throw in all manner of societal dreg for no fucking reason#and half of it is posed to be fucking funny which it isn’t
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tfw Masters is the only "official" source remembering PLA 😔 I haven't seen the trailer yet. I don't even know where to find it but some PLA goodness is never wrong.
In regards to this post
Here is the teaser!
There is a space-time distortion, and notably, you can see Hisuian Decidueye with a beautifly and ponyta:
And a Hisuian Samurott:
An actual trailer showing the sync pairs and a narrative event should be out tonight/tomorrow most likely, and we will see more.
I am banking on this being Akari and Rei Sync pairs, thought I also have Professor Laventon on the mind with the “professor’s assistant” version of a protag, mostly because ideally I wanted him to have Hisuian Decidueye as a sync pair haha.
But that was just an ideal. I’m definitely betting on Akari and Rei AND IM EXCITED TO SEE!
#wayward’s asks#it is sad that PLA is rarely acknowledged anymore it all died pretty much after a year cause of SV#but I’m not surprised about that#TONE IS HARD TO CONVEY BTW IM NOT SALTY ABOUT IT IM MORE SAD
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So maybe I’ll take my kid’s parking ticket in and pay in person, then file a formal complaint that says “maybe you could take all the money you’re charging people to park in front of their own houses and use that to buy some yellow paint and PAINT THE CURBS WHERE WE CANT PARK.”
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