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acousticbloke · 2 months
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I present to you, Travis bickle
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your-local-hoemie · 1 year
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ꕥ Genshin Impact ꕥ boyfriend headcanons, mondstadt boy’s edition~
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Warnings: Fluff, swearing, kinda suggestive, not proof read, gn!reader.
Summary: random head cannons about some of the mondstadt boys and how they act as your boyfriend uwu. (I have no idea what I’m doing)
Characters: venti, diluc, kaeya, albedo.
this is my first attempt so I’m so sorry in advance if it’s bad 💀
(I'll also do a part 2 if anyone is interested in this train-wreck)
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VENTI~
- This smug little shit
-Extremely flirty and without even trying
-ESPECIALLY when he’s decided to down another nights worth of dandelion wine in less than a hour, much to Dilucs horror
“Ehe~ Windblume, you can resonate with my anemo statue anytime you please”
“VENTI NO”
-Loves to engage in bird behaviour and bring you little trinkets he finds
-Personal space? What’s that? My man is constantly holding onto you in one way or other
-Feeling down? Be prepared to be peppered with kisses and head pats
-Will purposely come up with songs to cheer you up and has no shame in serenading you in public!
-If you’ve been overworking yourself too much he WILL intervene~
-picks you up bridal style and carries you to a quiet place no matter how much you protest
-My man is sTRONG! He may look like a scrawny himbo small but please keep in mind that this is the archon that levelled mountains!
-Literally your biggest cheerleader
“Venti what do you think of my outfit?”
“My love, even the finest wine in Tyvat could not make my head spin as much as you”
-Loves to call you overly cheesy pet-names such as: archons most beloved/sugar apple/song bird/windblume/dear
-Invites you out to Angels Share at least 4 times a day
-Brings you Cecilia's and dandelions almost every day! even if you have hayfever
-Poor boy doesn't understand flowers can be lethal
-He has ALL the time in the world so when he's not drunk off his gourde you can bet he'll be dedicating that time to you!
-He ADORES listening to you! seriously! saw a weird looking bug? he'll want to hear about it!
-Will listen to literally anything you want to talk about for hours/days/a god damn eternity!
-Will be watching you!
-I swear, he doesn't mean to be creepy he just cares about you and your safety~
-Romantic idiots~
-Random nose boops when he thinks you’re being cute
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DILUC~
-A born and raised gentleman!
-Absolutely despises the idea of you doing commissions for the KOF
-If this man see's you drinking with Kaeya be prepared for the most passive aggressive of man children you can come across-
"Darling I think you've had enough to drink. please let me escort you home"
"But Kaeya was just telling me about when you were childre-"
"Kaeya? Ah~ apologies, I seem to of mistook you for a over-watered house plant"
-He is NOT having it
-Surprisingly very flirty???
-has and will continue to name new drinks after you!!
-"Man I wish I could afford that" oh you sweet thing.
-You can
-Saw a outfit you really liked? jewellery maybe?
-You can bet your perfect little peach that it'll be waiting, neatly placed in a fancy box for you at home
-Romantic date nights AND dancing under the stars god i'm lonley
-Let's you style his hair!
-It's so fluffy how could you NOT!?
-Will walk around with the flowers you put in it with pride!
-Also with a face just as red as his hair if you tell him he's pretty~
-His go to pet names for you are: darling/dear/sunshine/love
-Will open doors with a little bow for you~
-Will get jealous if a little kid says that they want to marry you when they grow up
-Breakfast in bed
-every morning without fail!
-if he can’t wake you up himself he’ll leave a cute little love note and a rose aaAAAAA
-This man is so good at aftercare omggg
-little head kisses and cuddles that not even another archon war could pull you from
-Finds it adorable seeing how well you bond with the maids and staff
-I DARE the fatui to lay a finger on you
-Or anyone in general
-He knows you can stand your own easily but poor man is just so worried
-Has given up trying to convince you not to do commissions and even accompanies you sometimes
-Will read to you before bed~
-Has you lay on his chest or lap and pets your head while reading
-Idk why but I have this hc where he’s secretly really good at making specifically cookies
-Definitely hasn't considered having a hand crafted ring with your birth stone made more than once
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KAEYA~
-Oh boy
-Flirty
-Too flirty
-Man will complement your ass at least 5 times a day
-He NEEDS you to know you're attractive to him
-Romantic idiots 2.0
-Diluc and Jean have had to scold you more than once for getting into the most ridiculous situations
-Once got kicked out of Angels Share after you both decided to have a drinking competition and ended up climbing on the tables to taunt Diluc
"You can't throw us out if you can't reach us luci~"
-He could and did
-Loves to run you a bath after a long day!
-Rose petals, candles, your favourite drink. Just ask and he’ll provide~
-Likes to “help” you wash
-Supports any idea you have no matter how god awfully ridiculous it is
-Participates in said god awful ideas
-Picnics on sunny days~
-Feeds you strawberries while watching the clouds i'm going to cry
-Jean has to scold him for day dreaming about you during work
-Give him a flower crown. nOW
-You won't even be able to pry it from his dead body istg
-Literally preserves it with his cryo just to make sure it lasts
-You once persuaded Diluc to come over for dinner
-You didn't do it again
-Though they both do try to get along for you~
-Kaeya.exe will stop working if you wear a skirt no matter what you identify as
-He's not a pervert I swear he just finds you irresistible
-When the knights throw a ball you two are instantly recognised as a power couple
-Hottest guests there istg
-Endless dancing even when there's no music
"Ohoh~ we don't need instruments to dance my dear. Not when our heartbeats can be our rythem"
-Smooth little shi-
-Man has cake. don't act suprised.
-Will get so flustered if you give it a little ground shaking slap
-Purposely annoys you just to watch you get all flustered
-Fav pet names are: Love/dear/snowflake/sweetheart
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ALBEDO~
-What I wouldn't do for this man
-A sweet, pure, innocent bean
-Not to mention a gentleman
-First time he realised he had feelings for you, he was so confused
-Dude was like-
"What is this feeling? I'm so sorry traveller it appears i'm not accustomed to such emotions. I will have to conduct research into this"
-You actually had to awkwardly explain what it was
-He was also the last one to find out about it
-Everyone who saw you two together knew just from his body language
-Very smiley boy
-Very blushy boy
-Doesn't pick flowers for you
-Why would he?
-Not when he can cREATE them himself!
-He's still a little confused so give him some patience
-Affectionately calls your dates "research"
-Adores everything you do
-Has a actual fucking notebook filled with everything he loves about you
-Will read it to you if you're feeling sad
-His muse
-sketches you every chance he gets
-He just thinks you're neat beautiful in a ethereal way
-Loves going on commissions with you!
-Experiments with new creations to assist with them!
-Somehow got you a music box that plays your fav song
-Cute romantic dances under the stars 2.0
-He gets too flustered to do pda but he loves to hold hands
-Gets all blushy and constantly has to clear his throat
-Precious baby
-Ask him about his experiments please I'm begging you
-He'll get so excited and explain everything he's been doing with the biggest smile you'll ever see
-Klee adores you too!
-When he see’s how well you’ve bonded with each other he can’t help but feel like his heart is going to explode with happiness and warmth
-That is until he realises his heart isn’t the thing doing the exploding
-Stop encouraging this child to blow up timmie’s birds for food you absolute menace
-likes to bake with you!
- He says it reminds him of alchemy since you combine ingredients over heat
-he also gets cake out of it so how can he refuse
-you made him wear a apron that say’s “best boyfriend” once and sucrose walked in
-he thinks about that a lot at night
-he might not have a clue of what he’s doing but he’s determined to learn for you
-you’re his greatest experiment yet~
-his go to name’s for you areee: starlight/sweetheart/muse/flower/love/dear/darling.
(I hope this was ok! I’ve wanted to write this stuff for a while but I’ve been too anxious so please be nice or I will cry 💀)
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m0ldybr34d · 11 months
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Tma personal hug guide
(Who I would hug and why)
Martin: Yesyesyes, poor guy needs a hug, depending on timeline he might even be willing to accept hug
Jon: I certainly try, he prolly wouldn’t like a hug though, can’t be sure
Sasha: YEA sasha cool
Tim: Hell yea! Tim got that swag
Jonah/Elias: Is it bad that I’d want too? Like I would wanna give hug but he would see me a while away and stop it
Melanie: prebby 100% would hug
Basira: she might not want one but I don’t see her getting mad, would ask for hug
Daisy: only if she wouldn’t bite me if I did
Georgie: YES. TOTALLY, she so cool
The admiral: I would give small hug
Not!them: No mean awful never it took Sasha I wouldn’t dream of hugging it >:/
Jane prentiss: if I wouldn’t get wormed yea.
Annabelle Cane: YES PRETTY YES YES YES, would want to hug spider woman
Gertrude: no, she kinda mean maybe not
Micheal Shelly: would hug! Distortion Micheal might like kill me if I did but I’m either form I would still hug.
Helen: Yuppers! I feel like she maybe wouldn’t kill me if I hugged as well.
Gerard keay: maybe
Nikolai: clown? Clown doll thing, yea. Would steal my skin but yea
Jude: Fire hurt no
Agnes: Yea; fire may hurt but she need a hug
Jurgen: jurgen leitner, stupid idiot mother fucking jurgen leitner god dang fool book collecting dust eating- (no ew)
Micheal crew: Yea, prolly
Simon Fairchild: No crusty musty old man
Peter Lukas: Fucking lonley ass stupid mother fucking dumbass lonely little bitch, fucking whore Elias chasing man baby of the lonley (never no ew)
Jared: no he’s homophobic 😔
Oliver: cool death guy would hug yea
It’s one am so if I missed anyone you care about lemme know lol
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yourwinchesterbros · 1 year
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Beth Micaleff & Tig Trager
@witchthewriter I still absolutely love the idea of shipping you with Tig Trager. He’s a hopeless romantic yet incredibly dangerous at the same time. His loyalty to the club shocks many, but it shocks more as he’s even more loyal to you.
Head-canons
He awaits you, sitting on his bike, taking a drag of his Marlboro , watching you through the big windows of the one bookstore in Charming. He admires you as you sift through many different novels. He grins as he ponders on what selection you’ll choose from this time. Will it be witchcraft? Recipes on herbs? Or another hopeless love story? Either way, he’s always curious to see what you come back with.
“Witchcraft again I see? Gunna make me a protection spell for when I hit the road tomorrow, baby? … yeah you are” he winks with a cheeky grin.
At the compound, the two of you are immersed in your own world. Straddling Tig on his Harley, this shared moment is one he never wants ending. Claiming you on his ride, in front of the club, but he doesn’t see his brothers around in the background- he only sees you, getting lost in your mesmerizing blue eyes, those that almost match his.
“God, it’s like you were made for me.. tsk no, You deserve so much better.. but I’m selfish doll, you’re mine anyhow”
After many lonley nights, apart from Tig as he’s often away on buisness excursions he comes home with a special gift. Your own engraved pistol.
“I know you don’t like weapons, but it gives this old man a peace of mind when I’m not here to protect you”
He teaches you how to use your very first firearm to the absolute point that you become so in tune with it, it’s dangerous to others that dare to threat you. Yes, you know how to use this pistol, and have it near by, but you’ll always carry your dagger. Your true skills lie within holding a blade.
You work as a bartender, but only at the clubhouse. It’s the only way Tig would let you serve drinks. He loved your passion for handling liquor and your fiery banter with biker men, but he was adamant that it must be within the clubhouse. You hate being told what to do, but you hate seeing him in fear every time he leaves, clouded with worry about anything happening to you. You’re willing to compromise.
“I need you in a safe place for this kind of gig doll, I can’t watch you at other bars when I’m away, neither can the prospects. It’s gotta be the clubhouse. Plus, there’s nothing better than getting served beer by my babygirl”
Beth and Tig, a power couple. Emitting loyalty, strength and love. The entire club knows where they stand, not to get in between them as it would become fatal. Even the queen herself, Gemma is in love with the love they share. She recognizes the sacrifices Beth makes for Tig, and that she’s his number one priority. She respects Beth quickly from the get go, as many of the girls did. Tara and Lyla often visit the home Beth and Tig share, as it’s a sanctuary or it feels that way at least. They enjoy her straight shooter personality, no games or bullshit. Beth truly fits right in this little world of Charming.
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no you can keep going bestie, I loved that like them just having the same expression like that man must've been so surprised and speechless. especially how he was lonely before her and she does that for him which to some it might not mean much but it's actually kinda sweet
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NORBEID SHUT UP DONT SAY THST TO ME DUDND
HE WAS SO LONLEY
And like he’s not exactly a people person so it’s not like he was going out to the bar or smth and bringing girls home
So he hadn’t been touched for a while before he got with her
So any touch had him twitching
But watching her slide her hand over him while she keeps the most intense eye contact
Oh my god
It’s was like too much for him
So intimate
And he’s never had an intimate moment like that with someone
When she did that for the first time it was definitely an “oh my god I really love this girl?!?!?” Moment
God now I’m thinking of all the little “oh my god I love this girl” moments
Like when she goes to bed before him and he’s still on the couch or sitting in the kitchen trying to work some things out of reading
And she comes down in just one of his only ratty, torn shirts, faded white with the graphic almost fully faded, rips everywhere
And she sleepily stumbles through the kitchen before she finds the snack she woke up craving or a glass of water
And for some reason what he loves the most is that he didn’t even acknowledge him beside a little scratch to his head while she was passing by and just went back up to the room without a word
Or when he had to run out for something and he comes back home to see that she broke into his house (not really broke in though, they live in the kind of place where you never lock your doors) and she gets so excited to see him 😢
Or or 😢
When they stay up all night, sitting together outside next to a bonfire and she’s so sleepy but can’t stop talking, and she doesn’t even realize how much she’s talking but she just keeps rambling and he listens to every word and he swears after marriage and two kids he still remembers every second of that night ugh
Or something more serious
Like if he had family issues like one of his family members was sick and she checked up on him all the time or if he had to be at the hospitals she was constantly there with him no matter what, making sure all his family members that were there were okay, running out to get them food or changed of clothes, whatever they needed
That sealed the deal for him
Okay shut me up now 😢
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cringesideblog · 3 years
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here’s my dnf playlist and a complete song by song track-list and why I put them on it.
heatwaves- on here for very obvious reasons. i don’t think I need to explain. but here are some lyrics anyway. “Sometimes all I think about is you, late nights in the middle of June.”
Jenny- again this is kinda obvious. “I wanna ruin our friendship, we should be lovers instead, I don’t know how to say this, cuz you’re really my dearest friend.”
TALK ME DOWN- this one just has the best friends pining for eachother vibe. “I wanna sleep next to you, and that’s all I wanna do right now.”
Dark paradise- kinda has dream smp vibes. but also you could argue heatwaves vibes. “Everytime I close my eyes, it’s like a dark paradise.” “There’s no relief, I see you in my sleep.” “There’s no release, I feel you in my dreams.”
Sweater weather- yeah you know why. you absolutely know why. “All I am is a man, I want the world in my hands. I hate the beach but I stand, in California with my toes in the sand.”
Drop the Guillotine- idk man just vibey. give it a listen you’ll get it. it’ll click. “You sure know how to drop that guillotine on me, though you would never wanna see me bleed.”
Can I call you tonight?- thats on their only for of communication being through the phone huh. (major heatwaves vibe) “powers out and I can’t turn the fan on, so can I call you tonight? trying make up my mind, just how I feel.”-“I hear your voice on the phone, now I’m no longer alone.”
Lemon boy- oh my god this song. geogre do be seeing dream as his lemon boy. “I helped him plant his seeds and we’d mow the lawn in bad weather.”
Yellow- DREAM IS LITERALLY GEORGES YELLOW SHUT UP RIGHT NOW. “Look at the stars, look how they shine for you.” “For you I’d bleed myself dry.”
Like you do- first of all I love this song, second, this has dream being a little too attached vibes. The whole song is just them. “Lost in the blue, they don’t love me like you do, those chills that I knew they were nothing without you, and everyone else they don’t matter now. You’re the one I can’t lose, no one loves me like you do.” “Since I met you, all the gloomy days just seem to shine a little more brightly.”
I saw you in a dream- mega heatwaves vibe. “When I’m awake I can’t switch off,” “I saw you in a dream, you came to me. You were the sweetest apparition, such a pretty vision.”
Maybe you’re the reason- did someone say pining best friend who doesn’t know that they’re in love ? this song. this song right here. “I keep looking for something, even though I know that it’s not there. Maybe you’re the reason. And anytime I try to figure it out, you’re the only thing I can think about.”
The king- DREAM SMP VIBE. “You like me, well obviously, so why you tryna leave when you know that I’m the king?” “Other lovers give you no luck, cuz I’m the only one who’s made you fall in love.” “Playing with your heart cuz you gave me the throne.”
Sweet- an adorable song truly that actually fits them so well. “Watching the, video that you sent me- you know that I’m obsessed with your body, but it’s the way you smile that does it for me.” “It’s so sweet, knowing that you love me.”
Apocalypse- um okay here me out, apocalypse au?? yeah i know it’s cute as shit you’re welcome. “Your lips my lips, apocalypse.” “When you’re all alone, I will reach for you, when you’re feeling low, I will be there too.”
Fear of the Water- don’t come for me this ones kinda sad, beautiful song though. “If this was meant for me why does it hurt so much, and if you’re not made for me why did we fall in love?”
Dreaming of you- two words, heat. waves. but also yeah good song for them in general. “Want you all the time, and now I’m dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming of you.”
Wires- uhhhhh dream smp vibe, dream villain arc n all . “If he said help me kill the president, id say he needs medicine.” “He said that I should take it in, listen to every word he’s speaking.”
Midnight love- it’s girl in love so, you already know how it issss. “I know I don’t want to, be the one that you run to, when you’ve got nowhere else to go, when you need some love.” “I always give in to give you it all.” “I can’t be your midnight love, when your silver is my gold.”
The beach- SUCH A HEATWAVES SONG JUST LISTEN. “I feel it burning me, I feel it burning you.” “I think I can see the beach, I know what’s underneath. I need you here with me,”
Cherry flavored- the neighborhood just.. they have a dnf vibe. “Cherry flavored conversations with you got me hanging on. Down to earth from all the waiting. Take me somewhere beyond.”
Pretty boy- geogre is a pretty boy. point blank period. “Even if my heart stops beating, you’re the only thing I need with me.” “Pretty boy, you did this with me boy.” “As long as I got you, I’m gonna be alright.”
Bad idea- girl in reddd... but like imagine them casually hooking up and not knowing their in love tho. also I feel like they would definitely think that their relationship is a “bad idea” bc they’re stupid. “It was a bad idea, to think I could stop, was such a bad idea, I can’t get enough.” “Darling your so pretty it hurts.”
Line without a hook- ICONIC!! dream definitely does not think that he deserves george. “You can hold my hand if no ones home.” “All my emotions feel like explosions when you are around” “Oh baby I am a wreck without you.” “She’s a, she’s a lady, and I am just a boy. She’s a, she’s a lady, and I am just a line without a hook.”
Say you hate me- mega dream smp vibes as of recently. with the whole removing geogre as king. “I guess that your friends where right, from the start when they thought that I was a bad guy.” “Can you just say that you hate me? Or that you will never love me?” “Never meant to make you leave, never meant to make you cry.”
Cherry bomb- reminds me of how dream cheated on fundy with geogre. “I’m too close to crushing, and I’m too close for comfort I’m rushing.” “I ask how shes so mellow, she tells me her shades are in yellow.”
This side of paradise- I mean, like, kinda heatwaves vibes, but also just them. “Ask me why my hearts inside my throat. I’ve never been in love I’ve been alone.” “If you’re lonley come be lonley with me.”
Linger- geogre literally has that boy wrapped around his finger and I can’t not see it in this song. But when you look into it HELLA dream smp vibes, lyrics can be switched for either perspective here. “You know I’m such a fool for you, you got me wrapped around your finger.” “I thought the world of you, I thought nothing could go wrong, but I was wrong,”
august- i don’t know what is but this song is for them. it just is. “To live for the hope of it all. Cancel plans just in case you'd call” “So much for summer love, and saying “Us” Cause you weren't mine to lose”
I was an island- i just love the idea of them being hardasses and not thinking they need anyone until the other comes into their life and rocks their world. kinda dream smp vibes “I was a fighter, and I was so brave, but I lowered my sword when you held me and swore you’d stay.” “I was a wolf, dear, apart from the pac But you answered my cries in the dead of the night and told me that you had my back,”
Golden- k this one feeds into the “you’re literally the sun in my sky I’m not worthy” feel “I know you were way too bright for me I'm hopeless, broken” “I know that you're scared Because hearts get broken” “I can feel you take control Of who I am and all I've ever known Loving you's the antidote”
Strong- ummm okay but the “we’re better together” dynamic is them “I’m sorry if I say I need ya, but I don’t care I’m not scared of love.” “when I’m not with you I’m weaker is that so wrong? Is it so wrong, that you make me strong.”
Fly out west- the whole, I need to see you, you’re all I think about, stuff gets me. also heatwaves vibe. “Well tell me do you know? You’re all I dream about. Take it from me I’m too dumb to recognize your doubt.”
Cruel summer- them and summer, you dig? “I don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you.” “I love you and that the worst thing you ever heard?”
Nothings gonna hurt you baby- I put this one on here because of how protective dream is over geogre “Nothing’s gonna hurt you baby, as long as your with me you’ll be just fine. Nothings gonna hurt you baby, nothings gonna take you from my side.”
Cardigan- young love, the kind of lover that makes you feel like you are the most important thing in the world to them “when you are young they assume you know nothing, but I knew you-“ “and when I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone’s bed, you put me on and said I was your favorite.”
Cry baby- them being in that weird stage where they recognize that it might be more than just senseless flirting and they might have feelings but also being paranoid that they’re the only one with feelings uh- “I can taste it my hearts breaking, please don’t say it. That you know, when you know.” “I know I’ll fall in love with you baby, but that’s not what I wanna do baby.”
Speak now- literally the fundy dream wedding. i rest my case. “I hear the preacher say speak no or forever hold your peace.” “Dont say yes runaway now.”
I love you so- this song is cute on the surface but kinda sad once you look into it. it’s kinda about a codependent love that isn’t going well. “I gotta get away and let you go I gotta get over, but I love you so.” “You were cool and I’m a fool so please let me go.”
In conclusion I’d really appreciate if you could check it out :) <3
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sybilmarlowe · 3 years
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Ooh!! A modern headcanon of DoffyxViola in Miami! They're married! Oh and Law stays with them while his god-father Rosci is in the Navy for long months! Have fun with this!
For this HC I’m gonna modify Law’s age a bit, since in the comics he’s just 3 years younger than Viola and it wouldn’t be fun XP so everybody has the same age as in the series except for him who’s 10 yo. 
I also ended up modifying a bit your request (the story takes place in a week and not in months) because I came up with a nice idea and it worked better like this... hope you don’t mind! 
- being the head of a huge company in New York (don't ask me why is it so canon he'd be a manager if he lived in our world XD) may be very stressful and, after a whole month spent working almost without a break, Doflamingo decided to finally take some time for himself... and his wife.
- He’d been married to Viola for 4 months now, but, shortly after their honeymoon, business had increased and it’d become harder and harder for him to spend time with her. 
- She was a very sweet and comprehensive person, but Doffy felt guilty anyways, she deserved much more! 
- That night he went back home with a huge bunch of roses for his wife and a bottle of the finest wine
- “Violet, we have to celebrate!” “What is it, Doffy? Was your business particularly good today?” “Yes, but... what I want to celebrate tonight is the beginning of a very special week. A whole week for just you and me”
- Of course, even the “celebration for the beginning” was quite fun itself, but it was nothing compared to what Doffy had planned for his wife for the following 7 days... - The morning after they were already on a plane to Miami: Doffy had a beautiful attic there, right above the sea, with a stunning view... the perfect place to spend some time with Viola.
- Some very special time just for the two of them, finally, far away from New York, from work and from any kind of bothering...
- ...or maybe not.
- They were just entered the appartment, Doffy holding Viola bridal style (he loves to be theatrical, that's a matter of fact), when his phone suddenly started ringing.
-“I have no intention to answer, it must be someone from the company who forgot about my directives...”
“I don't think so, my love, that's your personal phone. Answer it, it can be something important”
- Seeing the name on the screen almost made him swear.
- “Rocinante! What is it!? Didn't I tell you I was going to finally spend some time with my wife this week?! I really hope you...”
“You're in Miami, right?”
“Yes, but...”
“Great! My flight is making a stopover there in 15 minutes, I have to move abroad for 6 days for a meeting with the Navy Admirals and I couldn't find anyone to look after Law!”
“You're not listening, are you!? I told you I'm in Miami because...”
“Law is here with me, I've already called a taxi which'll drive him to your house. You're staying in the attic, I guess... Have you other properties there?”
“Rocinante! I told you...!”
“Thank you, bro! I owe you a favour!”
“Rocinante! You...! I can't believe, he just hang up on me!”
- Doffy had never been so angry in a while, but Viola was giggling “Come on, your brother's stepchild is a good boy, it won't be so bad to have him around!”
- Not even half an hour later, Law arrived the attic accompanied by one of the building's doormen. He had nothing else with him than a backpack and a portable console.
- “Alright, kid, your room is on the second floor”
“Can I play on the couch over there?”
“Of course you ca...”
“You can, dear!” Viola talked over her husband “You're with family here, do as if you were home!”
- That was just the beginning of the end. Law was indeed a good kid but he was... a kid! He spent hours playing videogames in the living room (which, of course, was the best room of the attic) and running around pretending to be his favourite hero, Sora. He also read comics while walking sometimes and once he almost broke an expensive flamingo sculpture!
- Ok, Viola actually hoped for the sculpture to be broken, but Doflamingo was faster in catching it...
- No dinners for two, of course, Law felt lonley eating alone in his room as “uncle Doffy” suggested (and Viola would have never allowed it)
- As any 10-years-old child, Law woke up early every morning and asked to go to the beach, but eventually he always stayed under the beach umbrella reading his comics and lamenting it was too hot.
- At night... well, he played his videogames or watched tv without minding his step-uncles' room was just next to his. And at the same time Viola and Doffy weren't actually allowed to do whatever they wanted for the same reason.......
- But the bottom was touched one evening when Doffy finally managed to be alone with his wife at the poolside on the terrace. Law hadn't been around for the whole afternoon, so he thought he had decided to stay away in his room for once.
- It goes without saying, he was wrong.
- All of a sudden, Law run into the terrace and... he slipped.
- He fell violently in Doffy's lap, causing his chair to broke and his drink to... fall all over a very perplexed Viola.
- “Look what you've done!”
“I didn't do it on purpose, it was an accident!”
“Go to your room! Now!”
“Ehi! You can't say me wat to do, old man!”
- That was enough.
- Doffy now looked totally calm and incredibly scary “If you don't get out of my sight immediately, I'll make both you and that idiot brother of mine regret having brought you here”
- Law widened his eyes in terror, he hesitated a couple of seconds and then run away. He was crying.
- “I... I'm sorry, Viola, are you alright? If only that kid hadn't... ”
“Doffy, don't you think you just overdid a bit with him?”
“What!? Did you hear him? I can't stand that arrogant spoiled child anymore!”
“Spoiled and arrogant child? He reminds me so much of someone else... He just wants to catch your attention! After all he lost his parents not so long ago... he needs a family”
“I really don't know how a woman like you could have chosen a man like me, really... you're even too gentle!”
“But I'm right. Now go talk to him, he looks up at you if you haven't noticed! Be a good uncle for once!”
- He followed Viola's advice, he reached Law in his room and talked to him as a real uncle should. It was strange at the beginning, but somehow it worked.
-“I didn't mean to bother you and aunt Viola... I promise I'll lower my videogame's volume and be careful not to bump into your sculptures anymore... even if they're horrible.”
- For the first time, Doffy simply laughed.
- The following three days were good. Yes, that week hadn't surely been as Doffy had planned, he barely managed to stay alone with his wife... but being uncles was not so bad!
- “Let me just ask you a ting, kid... why do you always ask us to bring you to the beach if you don't even approach water? Couldn't be you can't swim!”
“Honestly, uncle... I don't...”
“Well... neither do I!”
- Rocinante reached them on the 6th day to bring Law back home with him. When he asked if he had acted well, both Viola and Doffy answered he was a very good child. Viola also added he had to be proud of such a good son and Rocinante struggled not to cry.
- They stayed for dinner and left that very evening.
- “Remember, brother, I owe you a favour!”
“Oh, you can bet I will!”
- And, in the end, husband and wife were finally, truly alone.
- “We still have this night and a whole day for us, Doffy, aren't you happy?”
“I'd have prefered this all to be very different, but...”
“You seemed to have fun with Law in the end, uh?”
“I can't say the contrary... he's a smart kid, after all. But I really hope it'll be a while before we'll have to look after children again!”
“Mmh... eight months is enough?”
“Eight months... WHAT?!”
“You get it well, love. I'm pregnant!”
(Sorry for the long wait, dear, I had a to work a lot lately xAx but I managed to write this in the end! Hope you like it!)
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Stop The Apocalypse Out Of Spite
I kept seeing these Martin gets raised by Lonelyeyes fics and thinking ‘this is way to healthy’ so here’s Lonelyeyes son Martin being an uncooperative bastard like he deserves.
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Martin is a nice man. Really, he is. He helps old ladies cross the street, volunteers at the local animal shelter, and all that jazz. People expect his parents to be equally polite, retired probably, with a home with a beautiful garden somewhere in the suburbs. This was not the case. Let's just say finding out that his parents were two billionaires who argued for sport was a top tier relationship ender. And yet, Martin's failed relationships didn't come even close to why he resented Elias and Peter.
To start with, they were plain evil. Not abusive. Like, supervillain, "eat this poison apple" type people. Also, there was the arguing thing. They had this weird game. They would fight, divorce, Peter would fuck off on the Tundra, and then remarry, rinse and repeat. He, honest to God, didn't care about their weird kink if they didn't so clearly want him to participate. When he had first moved in, he tried to stay in his room as much as possible. Not seen, not heard, that's what had worked with his mum. But they weren't having any of that, and pretty soon, he was a part of their little game. Then there was the whole thinking money equates to love, although he felt kind of guilty about that one. At least he had money. But the worst thing by far was Elias's insistence that Martin work for The Institute.
He had only really done it to shut Elias up, of course. He was planning on quitting the next week. Saying, "he tried, but he doesn't think it's for him. Plus, he feels so bad knowing that he has a leg up on all his coworkers." And all that bullshit that Martin and Elias both know was posturing. But he went up to Elias's office to resign only to find that he couldn't. Not like Martin discovered that he really loved the job, he was hired as Elias's assistant and did absolutely nothing all day, but he literally couldn't. Elias, of course, was smirking triumphantly at Martin when he found himself tongue-tied. That was the one time he called Elias Jonah. Never again. The pride on his face was immeasurable.
There were some alright things about them, though. Martin never had to worry about money, and they would usually leave him alone, probably The Lonley's doing, but whether it was Peter or himself doing it was a mystery to Martin. His job at the institute wasn't the worst. The pay was ridiculously high (another thing Martin hated: nepotism), and it was clear that Elias had only hired him to gloat. He didn't actually care what Martin did during his day.
Well, that's not entirely true. There was one thing Elias truly despised him doing. Elias couldn't stand him hanging around the Archives. Ergo, that became Martin's new favorite spot. He didn't like the first Archivist, Gertrude. She always seemed like she couldn't decide if he was an idiot or a spy. She never once seemed to consider that he might actually be able to help stop Elias. She was doing a great job pissing of Elias, though, so he stuck around. And then she disappeared. Elias was the culprit, no doubt, and he had a pretty good idea of where her body was. He didn't care about that rude old lady nearly enough to even consider going down there to look, though.
He liked her replacement. Jonathan Sims. He was ignorant, for one, which was refreshing. The less Jon knew the less his glares stung. He knew nothing about what was actually going on, so there was no actual malice in them. It was cute. Jon also had a very entertaining habit of forgetting that Martin was Elias's son. Whenever he was relaxed enough or drunk enough (thanks, Tim), Jon would rant about how much he hated Elias. Martin found this cute too. Maybe he just thought Jon was cute. Usually, Jon would pause suddenly, realizing who he was talking to, no doubt, and prepare an apology of some sort before being interrupted by Martin complaining about Elias more than he had. Martin would bring tea to Jon and his assistants, Tim and Sasha, and pretend for a second that they were safe. He liked it.
Then Prentiss attacked. He was worried all day, hilariously enough, not about Prentiss. That would be pretty simple to stop, and even Elias would be sure to try and prevent it from actually killing anyone. No, it was that fucking table. He wasn't stupid. He listened to every tape. He knew (not Knew he took a lot of pride in that) that the NotThem was connected to it. Jon and Tim had each other, but Sasha was all alone or worse, with Elias. So he managed to 'get separated' from Tim and Jon and hurried to Artifact Storage.
Just as he'd expected, there was Sasha, face to face with the NotThem, paralyzed. He may have panicked a little bit, but he liked Sasha. So he did what he had to. He grabbed her and dragged her into the Lonely.
Which brings him to now. In the Lonely, praying he can anchor Sasha enough, with Sasha standing in front of him, snapping out of her daze.
"Oh my God, Martin!" she said, rushing to hug him and sounding relieved, "Thank you! Thank-" She stiffened. Here it comes. Martin thought. "Martin?"
"Yes, Sasha?" He heard himself respond shakily.
"What are you?" Sasha asked calmly and, to Martin's relief, not letting go.
Martin laughed nervously, "Well, I'm Polish on my mother's side."
Sasha smacked his arm, "You know what I meant."
"... I'm gay? You already know that, Sash-"
"Oh, my God! Stop deflecting. I'm literally begging you!" She laughed, pushing off of him.
"If I had an answer, I'd tell you, Sash." He answered, honestly, "But if you're asking if I'm still human? Yes, I guess."
"Great. Can you get us out?"
"Oh, sure. Any suggestions?"
"Can you get us to Tim and Jon?"
Martin paused, "Maybe? I don't really know where they are. I don't serve the Beholding. They're in the tunnels, though. So I'll try, but I can't make any promises."
Sasha blinked, "I understood half of that."
Martin laughed and held out his hand for Sasha to take, "Yeah. We have lots to talk about."
Sasha took it, and Martin took a deep breath. Focusing on the sense of belonging he felt in the Archives (cliche, he knows, not his fault his patron is a sucker for the power of love), and pulled himself and Sasha out. They did not find themselves with Tim and Jon. They did, however, find themselves in the tunnels, staring at the year-old corpse of Gertrude Robinson with three bullets in her chest and a sickening lack of eyes. They both screamed and ran out of the room as fast as possible. They ran fast, not bothering to look behind them and not even noticing the lack of worms, only stopping to breathe when they flew out of the trapdoor into the Archives.
Sasha was the first to speak, panting with both fear and exhaustion, "Was that?"
"Yes," Martin responded, trembling quite a bit himself.
"Do you know who?"
"Who else? Elias."
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Song Ranking
So I did that song ranking thing and it took HOURS. literal HOURS. Don’t ever do it, I won’t even link it. I hated doing it. But here is my list. And dare I say my Top 130 is immaculate hjgkhg
Some of this is not really accurate though. Could be me or the generator. Like ‘Cold Hearted’ being 500 something???? Not in my house. 
Also don’t go looking for christmas songs. They are all somewhere down there lmao
Anyways! Let’s go!
1 Nasty / Rhythm Nation
1 Rumour Has It / Someone Like You
3 Be Okay
4 Love You Like A Love Song
4 Seasons Of Love
6 Mustang Sally
7 So Emotional
8 Tightrope
9 Barely Breathing
10 Cough Syrup
11 Shake It Out
11 The Boy Is Mine
13 Back To Black
14 Valerie
15 Paradise By The Dashboard Light
16 River Deep, Mountain High
17 Problem
18 Faithfully
19 Gloria
20 I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You
21 How Will I Know
22 We Are Young
23 How To Be A Heartbreaker
24 Hand In My Pocket / I Feel The Earth Move
25 If I Die Young
26 I Feel Pretty / Unpretty
27 Bust Your Windows
28 Candyman
29 American Boy
30 I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) / You Make My Dreams
31 If I Can't Have You
32 It's All Coming Back To Me Now
33 Crazy / U Drive Me Crazy
34 ABC
35 Bad Romance
36 It's Too Late
37 Hungry Like The Wolf / Rio
38 I Wish
39 Need You Now
40 Landslide
41 Start Me Up / Livin' On A Prayer
42 Thriller / Heads Will Roll
43 What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger)
44 There Are Worse Things I Could Do
45 Losing My Religion
46 The Edge Of Glory
47 Teenage Dream (Acoustic Version)
48 Make You Feel My Love
49 My Prerogative
50 Singing In The Rain / Umbrella
51 Songbird
52 Spotlight
53 Mine
54 Take Me Or Leave Me
55 Take Me To Church
56 No Surrender
57 Never Say Never
58 Constant Craving
59 Brave
60 Born This Way
61 Pumpin' Blood
62 Blame It (On The Alcohol)
63 Glad You Came
64 Give Your Heart A Break
65 It's All Over
66 It's Not Right, But It's Okay
67 Everybody Talks
68 Here Comes The Sun
69 Into The Groove
70 In Your Eyes
71 I Don't Want To Know
72 I Lived
73 I Kissed A Girl
74 Halo / Walking On Sunshine
75 You Can't Stop The Beat
76 She's Not There
77 Nutbush City Limits
78 True Colors
79 Can't Fight This Feeling
80 Breakaway
81 Dancing Queen
82 Don't Stop Me Now
83 And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going
84 Empire State Of Mind
85 Doo Wop (That Thing)
86 Arthur's Theme
87 Happy Days Are Here Again / Get Happy
88 Toxic
89 This Is The New Year
90 Last Name
91 3
92 A Change Would Do You Good
93 Got To Get You Into My Life
94 Tongue Tied
95 Smooth Criminal
96 Papa Don't Preach
97 Animal
97 Another One Bites The Dust
99 Don't Speak
100 Don't You Want Me
101 A Hard Day's Night
102 Some Nights
103 Somebody That I Used To Know
104 Superstition
105 Survivor / I Will Survive
106 My Life Would Suck Without You
107 The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
108 Misery
109 My Love Is Your Love
110 Somewhere Only We Know
111 Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
112 Me Against The Music
113 I Follow Rivers
114 Mean
115 Here's To Us
116 Stronger
117 Summer Nights
118 Make No Mistake, She's Mine
119 Love Song
120 Waiting For A Girl Like You
121 We Got The Beat
122 We Found Love
123 We've Got Tonite
124 Love Shack
125 The Scientist
126 Love Is A Battlefield
127 Run Joey Run
128 Wings
129 When I Get You Alone
130 Uptown Girl
131 Roots Before Branches
132 I'm The Only One
132 I've Gotta Be Me
134 Hopelessly Devoted To You
135 Hit Me With Your Best Shot / One Way Or Another
136 Dinosaur
137 Dog Days Are Over
138 Hung Up
139 Everytime
140 Go Your Own Way
141 Every Breath You Take
142 Fire And Rain
143 Fighter
144 Not While I'm Around
145 Not The Boy Next Door
146 Fly / I Believe I Can Fly
147 Girl On Fire
148 Oops!... I Did It Again
149 Stop! In The Name Of Love / Free Your Mind
150 Stereo Hearts
151 Bills, Bills, Bills
152 Somebody Loves You
153 Hold It Against Me
154 Turning Tables
155 Wide Awake
156 You May Be Right
157 Cell Block Tango
158 A Boy Like That
159 All Out Of Love
160 Alfie
161 Jessie's Girl
162 I'm A Slave 4 U
163 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
164 I'll Stand By You (Amber)
165 I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
166 Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself)
167 Lovefool
168 Just Can't Get Enough
169 Just Give Me A Reason
170 Keep Holding On
171 Like A Virgin
172 New York State Of Mind
173 My Dark Side
174 More Than A Feeling
174 My Cup
176 I Want To Hold Your Hand
177 I Want To Break Free
178 I Want To Know What Love Is
179 I Want You Back
180 Teenage Dream
181 Take My Breath Away
182 America
183 Glory Days
184 I Say A Little Prayer
184 I Wanna Sex You Up
186 I Will Always Love You
187 A Thousand Years
188 Like A Prayer
189 Don't Rain On My Parade
190 Disco Inferno
191 Don't Stop Believin' (Regionals)
192 Dream On
193 Get It Right
194 Gold Digger
195 Telephone
196 Without You
197 You're The One That I Want
198 Tell Him
199 Let Me Love You
200 Good Vibrations
200 Raise Your Glass
202 Run The World (Girls)
203 Gimme More
204 Hey Jude
204 How Deep Is Your Love
206 Higher Ground
207 Vogue
208 Something's Coming
209 Footloose
210 Forget You
211 Gives You Hell
212 Everybody Wants To Rule The World
213 Far From Over
214 Fat Bottomed Girls
215 Hair / Crazy In Love
216 Hall Of Fame
216 Hello
216 Hello, I Love You
216 Somebody To Love
216 Time Warp
216 To Love You More
222 Last Friday Night
223 Hate On Me
224 Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'
225 Locked Out Of Heaven
226 Rose's Turn
227 Everybody Hurts
227 Express Yourself
227 Loser
227 Shout It Out Loud
231 Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours
232 Pompeii
233 Party All The Time
234 Our Day Will Come
235 Perfect
236 Old Time Rock & Roll / Danger Zone
237 Greased Lightning
237 Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
237 Live While We're Young
240 Firework
240 Love Child
242 Fire
243 You're All I Need To Get By
244 The Scientist (Acapella)
245 Afternoon Delight
246 Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)
247 Listen To Your Heart
248 Tik Tok
249 You Keep Me Hangin' On
250 The Rose
251 You Can't Always Get What You
Want
252 Let's Have A Kiki
252 Listen
254 Pretending
255 More Than A Woman
256 More Than Words
257 Hot For Teacher
257 No One Is Alone
257 Not The End
257 Nowadays / Hot Honey Rag 257 O Christmas Tree
257 One Hand, One Heart
257 One
257 Only Child
257 Proud Mary
266 Heroes
267 Hey Ya!
268 Getting Married Today
268 Happy
270 Hell To The No
271 Night Fever
271 Sgt. Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club
Band
273 The Music Of The Night
273 The Only Exception 273 The Rain In Spain 273 The Safety Dance 273 Thousand Miles 278 Billionaire
278 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 278 The Happening
278 The Lady Is A Tramp
282 Borderline / Open Your Heart 282 Born To Hand Jive
284 Control
284 The Longest Time
286 Give Up The Funk
287 Chasing Pavements
288 Man In The Mirror
288 Say
288 Sexy And I Know It 288 Shout
292 Marry The Night
293 Mamma Mia
294 Loser Like Me
295 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 1)
296 Colorblind
297 Diva
297 Don't Cry For Me Argentina
299 Don't Dream It's Over
300 Let It Be
301 Don't Stop
302 Highway To Hell
302 Hold On
302 Holding Out For A Hero 302 We Will Rock You
302 What I Did For Love
302 What It Feels Like For A Girl
308 Take On Me
309 For Once In My Life
309 Good Riddance (Time Of Your
Life)
309 Hello Goodbye
309 Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love
309 Home
309 Homeward Bound / Home 309 Honesty
309 Human Nature
317 Drive My Car
317 For Good
317 I'll Remember
320 I'll Stand By You (Cory)
321 On My Own
321 Taking Chances
321 The Bitch Is Back / Dress You Up 321 Werewolves Of London
325 My Man
326 My Life
327 My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)
327 Never Going Back Again 327 No Scrubs
330 Creep
331 Come What May
332 Never Can Say Goodbye
333 Who Are You Now?
334 You Give Love A Bad Name
335 Womanizer
336 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
337 Come See About Me
337 P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) 337 People
337 Popular
337 River
337 Roar
337 Rolling In The Deep 337 Santa Baby
345 Boogie Shoes
346 At Last
347 I'm The Greatest Star
348 Jar Of Hearts
349 It's Time
350 It's My Life / Confessions Part II
351 It's Not Unusual
352 I'm So Excited
352 I'm Still Here
354 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 5) 354 Don't You (Forget About Me) 354 Dreams
354 Unchained Melody
354 Uptown Funk
359 Bohemian Rhapsody
359 Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel) 359 Lucky
362 Don't Stand So Close To Me /
Young Girl
363 Bridge Over Troubled Water
363 Bust A Move
365 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee
366 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee
(Reprise)
367 Longest Time
368 Applause
369 All Of Me
370 Any Way You Want It
370 Anything Could Happen
372 Red Solo Cup
372 Rock Lobster
372 Rockin' Around The Christmas
Tree 372 Rockstar
376 Saving All My Love For You
377 (I've Had) The Time Of My Life
377 Piano Man 377 Poison 377 Poker Face
381 A House Is Not A Home
382 4 Minutes
383 Black Or White
384 Blackbird
385 All By Myself
385 Smile
385 You Make Me Feel So Young
388 Wrecking Ball
389 (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural
Woman
389 (You're) Having My Baby
391 Superman
392 Ain't No Way
392 Stayin' Alive
394 Still Got Tonight
394 The Most Wonderful Day Of The
Year
394 The Way You Look Tonight / You're Never Fully Dressed Without A
Smile 394 This Time
394 Whatever Happened To Saturday Night?
399 They Long To Be Close To You
400 All About That Bass 400 Sing!
400 So Far Away
400 Some People
404 Addicted To Love
404 Moves Like Jagger / Jumpin' Jack Flash
404 Sing
404 Someday We'll Be Together 404 Somethin' Stupid
404 Something
404 Somewhere
404 Stand
412 Scream
413 Rather Be
414 Next To Me
414 No Air
414 Papa Can You Hear Me? 414 Physical
414 Piece Of My Heart
414 Pinball Wizard
414 Pony
414 Rehab
422 La Isla Bonita
422 Lean On Me
422 Let's Wait Awhile
422 Little Drummer Boy
422 Little Girls
427 Light Up The World
428 Science Fiction Double Feature
428 Silent Night 428 Silly Love Songs
431 Le Jazz Hot
432 Out Here On My Own
432 Pure Imagination
434 School's Out
435 Hey, Soul Sister
435 I Kissed A Girl (Season Six) 435 Sway
438 I Believe In A Thing Called Love
439 I Have Nothing
440 I Am Changing
441 I Saw Her Standing There
441 I Was Here
441 I Won't Give Up
441 I'll Be Home For Christmas 441 I'll Never Fall In Love Again 446 Funny Girl
446 I Look To You
446 I Only Have Eyes For You 446 I Still Believe / Super Bass 446 Story Of My Life
451 I Love New York / New York, New
York
452 What Makes You Beautiful
453 What The World Needs Now
454 An Innocent Man
454 Bad
454 Because You Loved Me
454 Bein' Green
454 ByeByeBye/IWantItThatWay 454 IfIWereABoy
454 Take A Bow
454 Take Me Home Tonight
462 Barracuda
463 Beauty School Drop Out
464 Chandelier
465 Baby It's You
466 It Must Have Been Love
467 At The Ballet
468 Baby One More Time
469 Beautiful
469 Being Alive
469 We Built This City
472 Being Good Isn't Good Enough 472 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 472 I Love It
472 Isn't She Lovely
476 All That Jazz
476 Blurred Lines
476 Bootylicious
476 Extraordinary Merry Christmas 476 Father Figure
476 Fight For Your Right (To Party)
476 Flashdance... What A Feeling
483 I Don't Know How To Love Him
484 Fix You
484 I Could Have Danced All Night 486 Push It
486 Rainbow Connection 486 Rise
489 Promises, Promises
490 Oh Chanukah
490 Ohio
490 One Love (People Get Ready) 490 Only The Good Die Young 494 Baby
494 Dancing With Myself
494 Defying Gravity
497 Baby, It's Cold Outside
498 Cherish / Cherish
498 Christmas Wrapping 498 Closer
498 Downtown
498 Endless Love
498 Forever Young
498 Friday I'm In Love 498 Friday
498 Gangnam Style
498 Get Back
498 Safety Dance
509 Cold Hearted
510 Clarity
511 Centerfold / Hot In Herre
511 Just The Way You Are 513 Jumpin', Jumpin'
513 Kiss
515 Juke Box Hero
515 L-O-V-E
517 Jolene
518 Jump
518 La Cucaracha
520 Dream A Little Dream
521 A Little Less Conversation
521 Beth
521 Bitch
521 Don't Sleep In The Subway 521 Girls Just Want To Have Fun 521 Have Yourself A Merry Little
Christmas 521 Help!
521 I Dreamed A Dream 521 I'm His Child
521 I'm Still Standing 521 Ice Ice Baby
521 Imagine
521 In My Life
521 It's A Man's Man's Man's World 521 Lose My Breath
521 Memory
521 Outcast
521 Over The Rainbow
521 Same Love
521 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 521 Teach Your Children
521 Tell Me Something Good
521 The Final Countdown
521 Uptight (Everything's Alright) 545 Big Ass Heart
545 I Love L.A.
545 I Melt With You
548 Big Girls Don't Cry
548 Mary's Boy Child
548 O Holy Night
548 On Our Way
548 One Bourbon, One Scotch, One
Beer
548 One Less Bell To Answer
554 Maybe This Time 554 My Favourite Things 554 My Sharona
557 Marry You
558 Cool
559 Cool Kids
560 Celebrity Skin
560 Cheek To Cheek
560 Dance The Night Away
560 Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend / Material Girl
560 Don't Go Breaking My Heart 560 Don't Wanna Lose You
560 Feliz Navidad
560 Here Comes Santa Claus 560 I Know What Boys Like
560 I Know Where I've Been 560 Trouty Mouth
571 Total Eclipse Of The Heart
572 Don't Make Me Over
573 Call Me Maybe
574 We Are The Champions
575 Time After Time
576 Bring Him Home
576 Broadway Baby 576 Buenos Aires 576 Burning Up 576 Yesterday
581 Boys / Boyfriend
582 Mercy
582 You Get What You Give
582 You Have More Friends Than You
Know
582 You Learn / You've Got A Friend
582 You Should Be Dancing
582 You're All The World To Me 582 You're My Best Friend
582 You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' 590 Break Free
590 Jingle Bell Rock 590 Jingle Bells
590 Joy To The World 590 One Of Us
590 Tonight
590 You're The Top
590 You've Got To Hide Your Love
Away
590 Your Song
599 To Sir, With Love
600 Torn
601 Wake Me Up
601 Wannabe
601 Wedding Bell Blues
604 Touch A Touch A Touch A Touch Me
604 UpUpUp
606 All Or Nothing
606 Alone
606 Cry
606 Leaving On A Jet Plane
606 Let It Go
606 Mickey
606 Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) 606 Mr. Roboto / Counting Stars 606 Try A Little Tenderness
606 U Can't Touch This
606 Uninvited
606 Vacation
606 Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' 606 What Kind Of Fool
606 Whistle
606 Will You Love Me Tomorrow /
Head Over Feet 606 Wishin' And Hoping
606 YouAndI/YouAndI
624 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?
624 Do You Hear What I Hear? 624 Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh
Yeah)
624 Lucky Star
624 Merry Christmas Darling 629 Damn It, Janet
629 Danny's Song
629 Daydream Believer
629 Deck The Rooftop
629 Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead 634 All I Want For Christmas Is You 634 Angels We Have Heard On High 634 Anything Goes / Anything You Can
Do
634 As If We Never Said Goodbye
634 As Long As You're There 634 Bamboleo / Hero
634 Bella Notte
634 Copacabana
634 Do They Know It's Christmas? 634 Last Christmas
634 Let It Snow
634 We Need A Little Christmas
634 Welcome Christmas
634 Whenever I Call You Friend
634 Whip It
634 You Are The Sunshine Of My Life
650 All You Need Is Love
651 Americano / Dance Again
652 Crush
653 Big Spender
653 Make 'Em Laugh
653 White Christmas
653 Yeah!
657 (Charlie Chaplin song)
657 (originally by Michael Bublé) 657 Away In A Manger
657 Baby Got Back
657 Christmas Eve With You 657 Come Sail Away
657 You Are Woman, I Am Man 657 You Spin Me Round (Like A
Record)
665 You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
666 Starlight Express
666 The Trolley Song
666 The Winner Takes It All
666 There's A Light (Over At The
Frankenstein Place) 670 Take Care Of Yourself
671 Sweet Caroline
672 Ben
672 Best Day Of My Life 672 Blue Christmas
672 Candles
676 Starships
676 Suddenly Seymour 676 Sweet Transvestite
679 Thong Song
680 The Fox (What Does The Fox
Say?)
680 The Living Years
682 The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
682 The First Noël
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oh-for-fic-sake · 4 years
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The Neighbors Son
You meet your new neighbors son.
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Warnings: Swearing, Mature-ish, angst
A/n: so this is the start of my Clark Kent Imagine series that will sort of run alongside my Bruce Wayne ones, I re-wrote this about eight times so hope you like the final result as for the health insurance I'm British so have no idea how it works I just went along the lines of how car insurance works here.
Taglist: @two-unbeatable-beaters​ @thatgirly81​
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The Neighbors Son
Martha chuckled as you sat at her kitchen table grumbling over the papers in front of you.
"You do you lot have to do things so weird?! What the hell is this shit ?And what the fuck does that word even mean. Its not a word that's the fucking alphabet in the wrong order! THEY MADE UP NEW WORDS Martha can you take me out back and shoot me please? At this point I think that's my only option" You grunted resting your head on the table. Martha sighed rolling her eyes at your dramatic display you felt her slip the paper from underneath your head.
"Just whats gotten you so work up now girl..... Health insurance? Well its about damn time! You've been here four months .....I can see why this can seem difficult." She scanned the documents and slapped the side of your head making you sit up.
"Come on up, right this one is the best value but doesn't cover dental or opticians, so you have to pay for them, but it covers illness and emergancey care, if you choose the next one up you’ll get that and it also covers for maternity care." She pointed out the different options, you knew that you’d been lucky in England to have the nhs but until now you didn't know just how lucky.
"Can I upgrade? Like at a later date if I wanna have a one?" The older woman scanned the documents.
"Yes but you wont be able to claim anything for prenatal or maternity for at least six months after adding it to the policy." You nodded you didn't really see yourself accidentally falling pregnant for that you'd need to have sex and you've been on a dry spell since being here. You nodded taking the paper from her."So I will just do that then"  you said wanting it over and done with she sighed at you crossing her arms giving you 'the look' that every woman got when she became a mother."How many have you looked at?" You shrunk under her stern gaze and rubbed the back of your neck nervously.
"Errr so far? In total? One" she sighed shaking her head at you, before pouring you both another coffee setting it in front of you,she hadn't realized how lonley she had been once the farm house across the field had been empty not until you had moved in, all the way from England you had bought the house with your inheritance selling most of the fields to others in the area just keeping a small two acres around the house for yourself. She had met you the day you moved in coming over to introduce herself see if you needed help, you both instantly hit it off and it wasn't long before she was looking out for you. It was hard for you to adjust to life here, loosing your dad was bad but she then found out that your mother had caused major problems practically chasing you out of the country, the woman had been unhappy with the will and wanted her 'half' tho it wasn't millions it was enough for you to live comfortably in the end you'd had to move as she kept coming around to the house causing problems and harassing you for money, you'd had to get away far away so settled in Kansas. It was different but a welcome change, slower and laid back sure sometimes you missed not being in the Hustle and bustle but you had everything you need, a comfy house ,decent car and an income from your books, you was an author writing adult books, tales of gorgeous cowboys, dominant business men and mafia king pin's all falling in love with the women of their dreams with erotic twists and scenes that would make a porn star blush. Martha had been a huge help since you got here ,she had taken you under her wing watching over you and you'd become fast friends, always finding yourselves at each others houses helping each other out. You groaned as she shook her head at you knowing the look. There was a lecture coming.
"That’s just silly, you should look around compare prices and policies, it could save you a lot of money in the long run, especially you i mean your a trouble magnet how you haven't already ended up in ER I don't know?" You smiled sweetly at her
"Because a have a kind and loving neighbor to patch me up" you said casting a look to the scar on your arm where she had sewed you up after a nasty fall on some farming equipment in the barn. She huffed at you rolling her eyes kids. And you was a kid only twenty seven years old younger then her Clark, sometimes she asked you why you don't go into town and meet some people your age you'd always cringe and shiver saying that they were to immature or just banged on about marriage and kids, which neither interested you in the slightest you were quite happy with things the way they were. Martha looked up as the dog perked up outside whining and yipping happily before she heard him
"Ma? You here?" She smiled as he entered the house wrapping her up in his arms she hugged him back.
"Clark? What are you doing here?"  She pulled back a little seeing him upset she cupped his face.
"Oh god whats wrong? Is everything okay? Whats happened?"
"Its Lois...we had an argument I had to leave her Ma, its over she couldn't see past the super-" Martha quickly shushed him as You stood awkwardly thinking it better to leave not wanting to intrude. The man snapped his head in your direction releasing his mum and you were floored he was stunning, sure she had showed you photos of her son but they didn't do any justice. Tall broad and strong his biceps were fucking huge his chest tapered into a perfect v, dark hair hanging in messy curls atop his head some falling forward just skimming his eyes that were a glistening bright blue you felt your pussy clench violently. Fuck. You was so lost that you failed to notice him staring right back at you it was Martha clearing her throat that snapped you both out of what ever trance you'd both been put you under.
"Cheers for the coffee but I should get back and leave two to catch up, anyway this next chapter isn't gonna write itself..... at this point I don't think I’m gonna write it either." You said with a chuckle Martha turned to you putting her hands on her hips.
"Oh no you don't, your going park you butt right there and stay here to search other quotes" you gaped at her looking to her son he held up his hands staying out of it.
"Don't you go looking to him,he wont help you" you huffed crossing your arms
"Did you just give me homework? It sounds like you gave me home work." She nodded
"Damn right, health insurance is a big deal and you don't just pick the first one that pop's up on the internet" you pouted at her trying to change her mind she just stared you down tilting her head then you threw your hands up.
"Oh for fuck sake, fine I will look Jesus Christ" she nodded smiling not missing the way you and Clark was stealing glances at one another, well you stole glances Clark was out right staring. She slapped him upside the head.
"Don’t be rude son introduce yourself" he stuttered shyly flushing at being scolded before holding out a hand towards you quickly.
"Er Clark Kent nice to meet you Mrs?" You took his hand not surprised by how warm it was I mean this guy was hot, it only made sense right?.
"Miss Y/n Y/L/N but just call me Y/n everyone does....apart from your mum she calls me 'a pain in the ass'" he chuckled
"Then we already have something in common" you laughed as Martha motioned for you both to sit at the table smiling knowingly, she saw how Clark couldn't look away how the sorrow in his eyes disappeared as he looked at you. Clark couldn't tear his eyes away from you he gulped eyes raking over your form his mouth gone dry speechless. Wow. You was very attractive like you walked out of one of his fantasies, a tiny homely looking girl light tan with deep chocolate wavy hair in a short bob twisted in a half up do, tiny bun in the back with a few loose strands framing your small face that had a dusting of freckles from being out in the sun, tho he guessed that some were more permanent as they didn'tstop on your face trailing down into you blouse, his breathing hitched as his eyes couldn't help peeking seeing the tops of you breasts spilling over the cups of your bra as you slouched over the table barely resting your elbow on it due to how small you was. His cock twitched you were very tiny the top of your head didn't even reach the top of his chest, he estimated you to be around four foot nine maybe four foot ten he grunted a little, he did have a thing for smaller women, he loved that he towered over average sized women but you were like his dream girl,fuck if he didn't want to fold you in half and fuck you senseless. His pants tightened at the thought, he bet you'd struggle to take him but given the chance he would find a way to impale you forcing your little body to take every punishing inch he grunted a quietly his stomach clenching. He quickly pulled his eyes away before either you would notice trying to calm his slightly ragged breaths this wasn't like him at all, he had been raised a gentleman but sitting here he felt anything but. Drawing his eyes up to yours. Incredible, he got many compliments for his eye but yours were something else, one a light brown honey colour the other was the brightest green he had ever seen, like someone had captured an emerald with in it, he swallowed dryly again becoming hot under the collar twitching in his pants as he continued to assess you. He wasn't sure what you was doing in his Mothers house but he had no complaints whatsoever.
"S-so Y/n your not from around here." his voice cracked a little as he spoke you shook your head at him a little uncomfortable as Martha pottered about the kitchen busying herself with making a fresh pot of coffee, you moved to help her but she just shook her head at you.
"No I moved here four months ago from England, your mum has been helping me get settled, America is a lot weirder than I had initially thought" you giggled a little nervously crossing your legs trying to fight off the building tension between your thighs, it wasn't every day you sat across for a delicious looking male, already picturing him as the main character in your next book with the amount of fantasies you were sure to come you'd probably have enough material for a whole series. He grit his teeth a little as his cock jumped at the melodious sound of your voice and thick southern British accent, he wouldn't admit but your voice had now become his favorite sound of all, imagining just how high he could get it if you ever gave him a chance.
"Wow that’s pretty far, and you chose Smallville why not one of the big cities?" He asked as Martha walked across the kitchen washing up some dishes in the sink, you frowned she never did that when you was here, she was up to something.
"Well Gotham didn't look to promising and I couldn't find anything in metropolis, I didn't have much time to move and when I saw the farm house I thought why not and bought it now I'm just  across the field from your mum. I might get a small place in the city at some point but right now I'm quite happy here"
"You haven't even been to metropolis yet and your already thinking of buying a place there? shouldn't you check it out first? Maybe you could show her around when she does visit Clark? Take her to see the sights she'd like that? Wouldn't you y/n?" Your jaw sort of hung open....was she trying to set you up with her son? You chuckled nervously seeing the smirk on the other woman face.
"Oh Martha he's probably busy-"
"No! No I'm not, I'm not busy at all!.....I-I mean sure I could to show you around." He interrupted you then flushed, Martha shook her head the boy wouldn't know sublty if it bit him on the ass. You blushed sipping more of your coffee.
"Well if your sure... but I need to finish my book I've already postponed the release date once, don't think the publisher will like another one" he smiled as his mother set down a cup and fresh coffee pot he refilled everyone's cups as she took a seat at the head of the table sitting back watching you both fumble around your words blushing and stuttering, there was definitely something going on here and she was a little smug and had a feeling she was going to enjoy this next bit.
"Your a writer? What do you write?" You blushed bright at his question. Oh shit.
"Haha Yeah, well I sort of write books, fiction"
"I don't think I've heard of you tho?" you looked down going beet red your pussy dampening your panties at the idea of him lying back in his bed reading one of your raunchy books.
"I use an alias so I don't get any backlash" he looked a little surprised but it wasn't uncommon even some journalists did this mostly if the do honest reviews of shops and services
"Oh so what type of fiction do you write children's books?" You flushed more at his innocence looking to Martha who was snickering quietly to herself. She was going to be no help here whatsoever.
"No..Not children's books...My stuff is more...Mature" you desperately looked to Martha eyes screaming. Help me!. poor Clark tilted his head a little not understanding why you seemed to be getting so embarrassed
"Oh for teens then?" his mother finally cracked up laughing out right at the face you pulled at him deciding to put an end to to sorry affair, it was painful to watch.
"Oh for god-She writes porn Clark! Erotica, Adult fantasies" Clark spat his coffee not ready for that at all, coughing and spluttering,you got up quickly just dodging the drink sprayed in your direction.
"MARTHA!..Oh shit are you okay big guy?" Patting to poor mans back as Martha sat there sipping her coffee smirking into her cup.
"What? Like I'm wrong? we'd be here all day if I'd let that pan out" You flushed at her words as he finally caught his breath before you sat back down and sunk in your seat mortified she just came out and said it.
"Ah okay then wow I didn't expect that....I mean you look so cute...Not that I don't think you can be sexy and cute cos you are shit I mean er what do I mean?...Its just not what I'd have thought you'd write....But there's nothing wrong with that, I imagine its quite hard NO!no not hard...Not that its easy that's not what I meant just that it would be hard-Difficult! difficult it would be difficult to write." Martha laughed out loud having the time of her life as you both flushed bright red, Clark was trying to talk himself out of his own embarrassment, you on the other hand just Blinked at him as he had a melt down so red he looked like his head was going to pop, finally taking pity on him you interrupted his babbling.
"Its okay...I get what you mean...Sometimes its... Difficult but you just you know keep at it..." Martha smiled oh yes you two definitely liked each other, now if only she could find a way to set you up together. An awkward silence fell over the kitchen as you fiddled with your cup a little and Clark trying to look anywhere but you failing miserably, she decided to have some mercy and change the subject and let you know that he was available all at once.
"So you and Lois are over for good this time?" You leaned back in your seat watching his face drop you couldn't help feel sorry for him.
"Yeah, she just kept pushing, wanting me to be someone I'm not, to play that part all the time I'm sick of it! it started got to the point I no longer had any choice, I'd do what ever for a quiet life even if it made me unhappy" Martha sighed at him she had seen this coming for a long time but had to step back and let him figure it out for himself.
"Clark I'm sorry things didn't work out I really am but she would never be satisfied until everything went her way you knew that"he nodded solemnly sighing you could tell who ever this Lois was had meant the world to him.
"I think I knew deep down she wasn't the one, I just thought if I carried on, if I stuck with it she would see how it was effecting me and change just a little for my sake. Just like I did for her you know?"
"She was never going to son, in her eyes you had become what she wanted so she didn't have to change at all but she forgot the most important thing in a relationship that's its give and take she forgot to be what you needed" Martha held his hand  he sighed looking at her nodding.
"Well this happened just over three weeks ago and she is still carrying on like we are together, like nothings changed! showing up at my apartment when she feels like it and throwing a fit when i don't let her in and is telling everyone I'm her date to this party now I'm stuck, I don't want to go with her but if I go alone then she's going corner me." he sounded exhausted and fed up and slightly bitter towards this woman and with good reason you knew how this type of thing could were on someone, you'd seen it first hand growing up.
"Party? what Party?" he waved his hand at his Mothers question
"A staff party celebrating another award and I don't want to go alone, if I do I know I will end up going back to her I really don't want to. So need to find someone else but there is no one shes still letting everyone think we're together! and none of them want to be on her bad side. I just need a woman to pretend to be my girlfriend for one night"
"Now Clark that's not fair on whoever you take, your a handsome boy and anyone you take might really like you it could crush them if they find out your using them. You can't use one women to prove a point to your ex it isnt right your father and I raised you better then that." You interrupted before she could lay into him anymore.
"I can understand what he is getting at tho, sorry to interrupt and if I'm being out of line tell me, but she sounds like my Mother, relationships are give and take, you can't just take and take and expect your other half to put up with it, Clark if you need someone to go with you to make it clear your finished with her I will go with you, no strings attached or hard feelings but women who think everything should revolve and change around them and their needs really fucks me off!! especially when they pull that shit on a sweet genuine person, in the end these women just destroy the men their with. I don't know you very well but Martha raised you so you can't be that bad and that's enough for me." You hissed some of the words it was like your parents all over again. Your mother was spoilt and selfish always demanding that your father change the way he was for her, you had watched as he had given up everything for her but it was never enough, he had to play a part and it ate away at him for years sending him into a deep depression, yet she never did anything in return or tried to help him. In the end, you at seven years old had found him trying to commit suicide. The thought of you being the one to find his body was what broke the camel's back he threw her out the next day then tried divorcing her but she wouldn't sign the papers so instead they remained separated she had nothing so you was left in your dads care, he was happier then ever but the damage had been done he never found anyone else, she hung around every few months trying to weasel her way back in missing the money more than her family, when she didn't get her way she tried to destroy any happiness he found. Luckily he had sense enough to rewrite his will and piddle away the money in the account he had left to her his final fuck you to her was when the executor of the will read out that you was left with the car, house and just over seven hundred and eighty thousand pounds the housekeeper Susanna was left the holiday home in Devon and forty thousand pounds and your mother well she got twenty nine pound sixty seven pence and was aloud to have the expensive china that the Susanna had been instructed to smash after his passing....Yeah your dad was a bastard but it was funny as fuck. That’s why you had to leave she kept coming to the house harassing you for money. The restraining order hadn't worked so you decided to move you had the means to do it so went for it, she would never find you here and couldn't use the fact shes your mother to find you because you wasn't a minor the cherry on top the account that your dad was leaving for your mother was what he used to pay for your college and university. Martha sighed knowing why you got so wound up and you was right Lois was similar to your mother.
"You'd do that? Really?" You nodded to him smiling
"Absolutely I ain't afraid of no American.... apart from your mum shes scary as fuck, but seriously I can handle anything she tries to throw at me and you can show me around town while your at it, I'm guessing its in metropolis? when is it?" Martha sat back a little stumped turns out she wont have to set you two up after all.
"Err Its this Saturday ,you sure you want to come what about your book?" you waved him off
"Its fine Clark I can bring my laptop and work on it in the hotel" he nodded grinning wide suddenly excited about this next week then faltered.
"Don't bother booking a hotel you can stay with me for the week after all your doing me a huge favor its the least I can do to repay you" he chose to ignore his mothers raised brow. She had a few guesses at exactly how he was planning to pay you back and she doubted it was just going to be bed and breakfast.... probably breakfast in bed if the looks he gave you were anything to go by, not that she minded you would be a better fit for him anyway. Call it mothers intuition but she got the feeling that Clark would be around a little more now that you were just across the field.
"Oh no I couldn't! a hotel would be fine"
"I insist I would love nothing more then to have you to myself for the week" Martha tried to bite back a laugh, she never realized how cheesy her son was trying to flirt, no wonder he didn't have much success but she could see you fall for it hook line and sinker as you flushed squirming in your seat a little, he smirked at you from across the table getting more confident, he liked to think that he had already caught you. Prick he new exactly what he was doing as he leaned back man spreading, making your walls clench.
"You could spend the week ,we can catch a train tomorrow afternoon if you like, be back in time for dinner there's a nice diner near my apartment" you nodded a little suddenly feeling like one of the women in your books flustered heart racing a mile a minute as the man of your dreams offers to take you away from the boring daily routine. The question was were you brave enough to follow through with it, hell you'd moved to the other side of the world on a snap decision, spending a week alone with a drop dead gorgeous man should be a breeze, it didn't take long to decide giving him a shy smile nodding as you had butterflies in your tummy. His face lit up
"Great I will check the train times It's Sunday service but there should still be some in the afternoon"
"Perfect! I should go and pack then I suppose,Martha if I leave a key here could you watch the house for me and feed the fish when I'm gone" she nodded quickly excited but anxious at the same time, hoping that you would hit it off with Clark but at the same time apprehensive about how fast you was going, after all you only just met, but you were both adults and could handle yourselves and she knew you'd be safe with him.
"Oh is it formal or what?"
"Oh yes, its theme is Hollywood glam"
"Oooo I've got the perfect dress, any way I'm off and will see you both tomorrow be back around eleven tomorrow morning?" he stood nodding walking you to the door making you swoon inside as he opened the door above you reminding you just how big he was, a gentle giant.
"I-I'll see you tomorrow then Clark" he leaned down to your ear whispering
"Can't wait, sweet dream's Y/n I know mine will be" you gasped as he pulled away winking chuckling at your hot cheeks, he could have a lot of fun making you blush he decided as you turned quickly scampering down the stairs away from the house towards yours, who's roof you could barely see over the crops from this distance. He stayed there leaning on the door frame arms crossed groaning watching your ass sway as you made your way into the brakes in the crops what the tractors used to get across the field disappearing into the high crops.
"So you like her then?" he jumped back bumping into the door frame making it creak a little at his mothers sudden appearance, she giggled folding the tea towel in her hands.
"Wow you must have taken a shine to her if your so mesmerized by her or more specifically her backside, that I can sneak up on you,I haven't been able to do that since you were a little boy." he chuckled embarrassed that she'd caught him staring
"Not that I think you would but Clark? don't play with her feelings okay? shes a good kid and had it tough over the past few years and she doesn't need a heart break on top of everything else" he snapped his head to his mom.
"Ma you know I wouldn't-" she fixed him with a look
"You just admitted in there that you was going to use some poor girl to make a point to Lois and I'm telling you now if you hurt her I wont be impressed"
"I wouldn't do that to her, I wont hurt her I promise, but I would like to get to know her more...see if we could you know" she smiled softly at him
"I'm just saying your a handsome man and she could fall for you easily, don't use her as a rebound." he sighed she had a point but after seeing you all thoughts of Lois died.
"I like her Ma do you-do you think maybe she could like me to? this time have a relationship with me, get to know Clark Kent before Superman? that Clark could be enough this time?" that made her pause clenching the cloth in her hands twisting it, there was something in the way he said that, so unsure and hopeless she fumed inside his confidence was knocked she felt like she was speaking to the shy beaten down preteen he once was. He truly believed that Clark Kent wasn't good enough anymore and there was only one person to blame for that,it was with those words she realized that Lois had hurt him and hurt him bad, she sighed pulling him down kissing his cheek then cupped his cheeks making him look her in the eye.
"Now you listen to me and you listen well. You are good enough and you are loved, I don't know what Lois has put into your head, and for her safety I don't think I should know, but you forget it right this instant! you hear me?" he nodded a little still unsure as Martha searched his eyes for a little glimmer of confidence but her heart clenched when she couldn't find any, that confidence from earlier must have been false bravado. Lois was lucky she wasn't going to metropolis herself she's probably kill her for hurting her baby, tho she's sure Y/n was going to rip her apart in her stead it was a pity she wouldn't be there to see it.
"I think Y/n is already smitten with you and that you'd be good for one another. I've only known her four months but She doesn't try to be anything she's not, she takes people as she sees them and doesn't have time for all the games other women play its why we get along so well. And as a side note she has never reacted like that to any one else's attempts at flirting trust me there have been quite a few try when we've been out and she shut them down....Quite brutally now that I think of it. But if your serious about her give it your all I don't think you will be disappointed I think you'd be a good match." she wiped under his eye as they welled a little with unshed tears.
"Y-you really think she could like me?" he asked in a small voice.
"There’s no doubt in my mind that she already does, you think she'd agree to spend a week with you if she didn't? Honestly if you both hadn't made plans I was going to play matchmaker myself. Now why don't you go have a cold shower? and I can start on dinner"
"Cold shower?"
"You think I haven't notice your problem?" he flushed laughing wiping at his eyes and pulling his top down a little trying to cover the tent in his pants as she walked back into the house patting his back.
"Oh shit! You think she notice to?!" his mother laughed shrugging
"Who knows I mean she was checking you out to" as she entered the kitchen he stood there dumbfounded
"What Are you sure? I didn't notice"
"You wouldn't your a man, now go have a shower you are not eating at the table like that" he groaned shaking his head closing the front door making his way up the stairs to the bathroom.
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WIP Title Game
Tagged by @youbecool @alwaysupatnight and @fortysevenswrites Thank you all so much! I
rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you and interests you and I’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it!
Some are repeats because of how I do my writing, but here we go! (under a cut because there’s a lot of them)
1A - the document I use to edit the latest chapter of multi-fics I am working on, currently A Lesson in Navigation’s next chapter
A Lesson in Navigation - holds all future chapters/scenes/snippets/notes for my WIP
A SethKate Community - fusion fic! the FDtD characters are now a study group at a community college… also has some scenes for the reverse
ALiN Alternate Scene - deleted scenes for A Lesson in Navigation
ALiN Pieces to reignite - I got writers block a while back and so just started randomly writing whatever came to mind for SethKate
ALiN Seth’s POV - what is says on the title
All The Little Pieces notes - because that sucker got complicated and I kept forgetting where people were at
Andy x Lauren - an in-pieces drabble/fic for the show Gifted exploring Andy and Lauren’s mental connection and what all it means. Kinda shippy
Baby, We’re a Cliche part 2 - sequel to a Sterek AU fic
Biscuit Teacher - from the kdrama Biscuit Teacher and Star Candy. I really wanted Bo Ri to find out that Hyun Woo lied about Tae In wanting her there and then have them break up sooner, probably won’t ever be finished but I’m glad I wrote it
Chapter something - I’m shortening this list because I technically have Chapter 26, Chapter 27 and Chapter 29 and this vaugly named Chapter something all as separate document for All the Little Pieces (the main document was getting too long)
Document1 - creatively named. SethKate, inspired by the tumblr post about someone’s grandparents meeting with their grandpa tried to rob their grandma
Document2 - a rough scene from a Community fic
Document3 - has two scenes from two different FDtD fics that I need to put back where they go
DW - a Doctor Who AU where nothing is alien and everything is fae
FDtD Fire Us - post-apocalypse SethKate fic based strongly on the Fire-Us series (or rather the set up for that world and the disease that killed almost everyone). Seth and Richie find a set of siblings squatting in one of their safe houses… except they shouldn’t exist.
FDtD Seth Kate Richie - probably Gen fic where Seth and Richie are Kate’s imaginary friends… until they aren’t
FDtD Touching With Intention - a post-series Kate-centric fic about her taking her healing into her own hands, background SethKate
FDtD - a shit ton of random snippets and fic ideas that are all firmly on the backburner until I either get the overwhelming urge to finish them, delete them, or post them as chapters in my never to be finished fic (mostly SethKate). Including scenes from: Zombie AU, dark Amaru/Brasa (+Kate) fic on those six months between season 2 and 3, cursed!Kate is stuck in an alternate reality dreamstate and the Gecko brothers have to go in to get her out, and superpowered S1 AU (featuring precog!Richie, Scott can “do the math,” Kate can make people tell the truth, Freddie’s not sayin what he can do… yet, and Seth the badass normal one)
 Good Bad Kinda Fairytale - FDtD inspired by the Kinda Fairytale series where people are born either Good or Bad. SethKate featuring oblivious!Kate and pissed off!Seth.
Leverage!Life With Derek - Derek/Casey fic where the McDonalds and the Venturis are each a crime family that decide to start helping people with their skills
Lydia and Peter - an exploration of the connection between Peter and Lydia from Teen Wolf
MacGyver weirdness - what it says on the title, :P
Mr. and Mrs. Smith AU - actually just lightly inspired by the movie. SethKate. After a year of marriage, Seth, a semi-retired master theif who never told his wife how he got the money, begins to suspect that Kate is also some kind of wanted criminal… she’s not, but he’s not the only one to make that mistake and now people are shooting at them.
Murdered by Pirates is Good - a Richie/Kisa Princess Bride inspired fic where Kisa is telling Scott and Kate her story
Murdered by Pirates is Good 2- the SethKate sequel or possible alongside fic
(another set of multidocuments that are technically all the same) Nano 2, Nano Edit Numero Uno, Nano - all various edited stages of the Community/FDtD crossover where Jeff is Seth’s lawyer
Random Rumbelle - what it says in the title, lol.
Rene x Trevor - probably another fic I won’t finish, but Rene’s reaction to finding out that “Trevor” is actually a traveler in her boyfriend’s dead body
SethKate - my attempt to write smut for the first time, post-season one with kinda-a-werewolf-but-not-really!Seth
Shin x ET - The Lonley God kdrama fic where Shin struggles with not kissing his newly found bride
Spark Stiles - a semi-dark Sterek fic where Stiles climbs his way out of hell to get revenge for Scott’s murder
Sterek - two Stiles/Derek fic ideas that are on the backburner for now
Sterek SS inspired Part Two- the sequel to Intervening Process (We’ve Got This)
Stolen Kisses of an Ill-Begotten Age - Jeff/Annie post-Debate fic where Jeff gets to finally talk to someone about how Annie knocked him on his ass with one kiss
The Salt of Man - Life with Derek, Derek/Casey post-apocalypitic fic
Tumblr - the SethKate sequel to the drabble of Kate finding a drunk and high Seth and running her fingers through his hair…. that’s actually pretty much done, I should post it
Untitled tumblr drabble - a Richie/Dakota kissing prompt from @alwaysupatnight
Untitled tumblr drabble 2 - a SethKate kissing prompt from @yossariandawn
Waiting - a Criminal Minds fic involving none of the main characters, lol
What the Hell - a Big Bang Theory AU where Penny ends up Sheldon’s roommate and Leonard moves across the hall
wtf - a collection of The Umbrella Academy scenes involving Five dealing with second puberty, Diego and Vanya bonding during their teen years, and a slight AU where when they jump back to 2019 with ghost!Ben something to goes wrong, or right, and now Ben’s alive!…. and in his fourteen year old body
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my-darling-boy · 4 years
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Pls send your good thoughts and vibes out for me..... I’m currently on a 72 hour expedited appeals process for my surgery...... I quit my job so I could get this surgery and finally be able to move away...... and now I can’t..... Hills Physcians literally just ruined my life and if their bullshit revoking of my coverage doesn’t get overturned, my life path I just managed to barely put together for after my surgery will once again be destroyed...... I was furious yesterday and now I’m just numb....... it’s been 3 years and I keep getting denied this surgery and I’m really starting to think it’s never going to happen and my 20s are going to be lost to me trying to pull my life as a trans person together which keeps being trampled on by cishets and I’ll just have a Sad Lonley Existenceᵀᴹ being stuck here in this god forsaken town until I’m an old man watching my life flash before my eyes in a Denny’s parking lot at 2 AM having lived alone and also with still no top surgery ✌️
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linkispink1995 · 4 years
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Tears of a Reunion
Part two of this fic
Feedback is highly appreciated
Warnings: language , brief mentions of throwing up
Please do not plagiarize my work , thanks Meg
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I awoke to the sound of William fussing , which is how I usually woke up nowadays since I disposed of my alarm clock since I had no use for it since I had William. I pulled him out of his crib before feeding him , after William's morning feeding I alked out of my bedroom to see the kitchen clock and that it was time for El to get up for school. I place William onto my hip before walking down the hall to El's room as I got to her door and quietly knocked William tugged onto the item adoring my neck. His father's necklace that I had worn since the funeral , William was always fascinated by the necklace almost as if he could fell a connection to his father , like somehow he knew that his father was watching over him.
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It was shortly after my dad had left for work , I told dad I was sick and couldn't go to work when in reality I was comforting Billy after he had a rough night with his dad he appeared at my window a little bit past one thirty in the morning with tears in his eyes. After getting as much sleep as I could since I stayed up with Billy for a couple of hours while we talked about the events of the argument with his father. When I awoke to the sound of Billy's light snores , as I began to snuggle into Billy's side thinking that maybe I could fall asleep I began to fell the remains of dinner last night start to creep up. I quickly peeled myself out of Billy's arms before making my way to bathroom and began to dispose of it , as I began to throw up could feel someone begin to pull my hair back and begin to rub my back. When I lifted my head I flushed the toilet and grabbed a peice of toilet paper to wipe my mouth off before a glass of water was practically shoved in my face. I looked up to take the glass from them to see Billy standing there saying "the little guy's not making it so easy huh". I rolled my eyes before taking a sip out of the water to wash the awful taste of vomit in my mouth before handing the glass back saying "you really want a boy don't you". He shrugged saying "dosen't really matter" he then took the spot next to me before he added "are you okay". I nodded before placing a kiss on his cheek before I snuggled into him as much as I could since we were leaving against the bathtub and couldn't help but trace the necklace around he wore before the curiosity got to me before asking. "Hey baby , you've never told me about this" I then gestured towards the necklace" he sighed saying "I don't really talk about it". I nodded before saying "oh I'm sorry I-" Billy cut me off saying "my mom , my uh mom she used to wear this and I guess I have it to keep myself closer to her". I nodded before he added "she would've loved you Y/n" I nodded again before pecking his lips causing him to say "you might want to uh wash your mouth out" I playfully swatted at his chest before saying "I love you Billy Hargrove" he responded saying "I love you too Y/n Hopper".
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It was half and hour after El had left for school when I heard knocking on my door , I had scooped William into my arms since after his morning feeding the two of us would usually play on the floor for a while. I assumed who was on the other side of the door was El or Max since sometimes in the hustle and bustle and excitement of the morning they'd forget a page of homework or there lunch bit when I opened the door to see who was standing there I didn't think I'd ever be prepared to see him again. It was the man who raised me , who took in a little girl and gave her a family , a man who sacrificed himself on July 4th , it was my dad. My jaw fell before saying "dad" he didn't respond he simply wrapped me into a hug before looking down at William who seemed to be confused by the interaction. "Who's this" he asked gesturing towards William before I could answer he asked "do you babysit" I shook my head before saying "dad this is um William , he's my uh well dad he's my son". My father's face fell in shock as I added "do you wanna hold him" my dad nodded before I asked "do you wanna come in" he nodded again before saying "do you mind me asking how much Hargrove is involved in this" I responded saying."will you tell me where you were" dad shook his head saying "I'll tell you tonight at dinner with everyone" I responded saying "everyone" he nodded before asking "how's El is she handing school okay" I placed William in my dad's arms saying "watch his head dad , oh yeah she uh loves school she's getting really good grades and she's got Max and the kids looking out for her". Dad nodded rubbing some of William's blonde hair while William on the other hand began to chew on dad's finger and I couldn't help but take in the sight , it was something I didn't think I'd ever get to see though I couldn't help but wish that Billy was there. "Y/n sweetie are you okay" I nodded before he asked "is Billy helping you with him at all" I sighed saying "dad Billy died at the mall on the fourth , he um he knew I was pregnant, god dad he was so excited" dad walked over and took a seat next to me as I began to tear up dad spoke up saying. "Y/n I'm really proud of you taking care of your sister and William , I mean it sweetie I'm really proud of you" I nodded before saying "I learned from the best" dad then asked "how's El with this one" I then responded saying "she's great with him , I think he prefers her over me sometimes" dad chuckled before saying "how old is he" I answered saying "he'll be five months at the end of the week , he's uh big eater" dad nodded saying "he's like his mom" I sighed since I usually would roll my eyes at his comments but after I thought I lost my dad I missed our playfull banter so I let it slide.
When El came home from school her and my dad had more of a tearful reunion than we did and I didn't mind since I knew how much he meant to her. After William's second nap we all went over to the Byers new place to have dinner and everyone was there , the party would take turns holding William but mostly El since that's who he recognized. During dinner Joyce told us that my dad would be staying with her but El could still live with me if she wanted , to my surprise El wanted to stay with William and I since she didn't want me getting lonley. Dad also finally explained everything that happened in Russia since I had William in my lap I only caught small details like something about railroads and demogorgans , but I didn't really care cause I had my dad back. I was glad that William would get to know his grandfather , sure it wasn't his father but it was my father and he gave me the best childhood I could ask for and I knew he'd do the same for William. There was still a part of me that always wished that William would meet his father but I knew he was watching over us I didn't know how but I just new that he was.
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squeegeelicious · 4 years
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Few things I hate more than trying to find photo references for fat bodies on Google images. Searching fat man sitting gives me [sad lonley fat™] when I just want a neutral image to reference how the lap works. Searching for happy fat couple gives me [couple loses weight together before and after photos]. Searching for fat boyfriend cuddles just gives me memes with no actual references.
No lie, I started looking at photos of pregnant women cuddle their partners in the search for soft belly touches.
I fucking hate this, I need a break. I'm still going to do this though, because I want to see this drawing into the world because I deserve it, and by God I have just enough imagination to make this fucking work goddamnit.
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slimcicle · 6 years
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LOUD
Bill Skarsgard & Reader
Warnings; SMUT
Request; Can you make a bill smut one at a hotel and they complain about sounds and we are both laughing
Tagged; @kellysimagines
forgive me if there are some errors, I usually write very fast
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You and Bill had returned from a very special dinner, he had told you all the way to Sweden how he would like to take you to a very beautiful restaurant that he had seen a few years ago, for which the two took advantage of that day when they arrived in Sweden for dinner. The two laughed on their way to their hotel for the next day to go to their parents' house. Bill was telling very bad jokes that were funny for him but not for you, they came to the door of his hotel room, Bill placed his left hand on your waist and with his free hand he take the key letting open the door. He made a signal for you to go first and then he went in closing the door.
You dropped on your back on the bed, watching intently as Bill removed his tie from the other end of the bed. His eyes were killing you every second, a small smile escaped from your face and you started to blush.
'' You know Bill, I'm not sleepy '' you said taking the neckline of your dress lowering it a bit by rebelling a bit of your breasts.
'' Y/N,  tomorrow we have to wake up early to go to my ... '' his words were cut off when you had slowly removed your dress sitting on the bed, your breasts were erect like Bill's friend at that moment.
'' Come on Mr. Skarsgard, it will only be quickly''
Bill seemed to think about it, but at any moment he was on top of you kissing and biting your breasts, he did it desperately and made you wet every second. He seemed to have noticed because he under his right hand and began to give him a light massage in the pussy and put two fingers at once.
'' Oh Bill ... '' you moaned a little in the movement he was provoking in you. '' God Bill, faster ''
He lowered his head to reach your pussy where his tongue was out of control, sucking mercilessly your back arched and your hands were in his head asking for more. Bill pulled away and let fall somewhere in the room his shirt and pants, came to your mouth and began to kiss her quickly, their tongues played between the two and your feet removed what was left of clothes on him. You pushed him and he was lying on the bed while you went down to his cock. You licked it like a palette, up and down your movements became faster.
'' Holy shit, faster '' Bill groaned and his hands held up your hair.
One of your hands got in your clitoris starting to massage yourself, getting one to two fingers while sucking on it. You took his cock out of your mouth by putting yourself on top of him, you went to his mouth and licked his lips, with your hand you placed his cock inside of you letting out moans too loud on the part of both of you.
'' Oh, damn it ... '' Bill yelled taking hold of your hips helping you with the movement.
Your breasts rose and fell like two balls, the sound of your wet pussy crashing each time with his penis. Your hands massage your breasts and then you return to join their tongues in one.
'' Would you let Daddy take care of you now doll? '' He whisper in your ear to which you nodded and from one moment to another you were under his control '' Daddy will make you scream his name until you can’t anymore ''
'' Yes daddy, do everything you want ''
He raises your left leg over his shoulder and taking his cock in his hands, he rubbed it against your entrance until he entered in you quickly holding your leg that was still on his shoulder. The two of you both shouted as loud as they could, the room was no longer lonley as when they arrived and their united bodies made it better. You could feel your pussy getting hard which made you understand that you were about to arrive.
'' Fuck Bill, I'm going to come '' you yelled scratching his back.
He dropped your leg on the bed and started to accelerate his movements, biting your neck  and squeezing your waist, you could feel it reach until the two had come in a scream too loud for both.
'' Oh shit '' you shouted feeling everything inside you.
'' Damn it, could you two shut the fuck up? We try to sleep! "Shouted a man in the room winged making you laugh out loud to you and Bill.
He lay on your side trying to control his breathing.
'' Next time we should try the exercise-sex, like in that video that I saw at the airport '' he joked, you looked at him without understanding anything.
'' okay captain ''
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rogers-greasegun · 5 years
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28 Question
I was tagged by @instantezra thank u bb i luh uuuu
Rules: tag the person who tagged you, answer the questions, tag 20 people
1. How tall are you?
5′5″ aka very very average
2. What color and what style is your hair?
right now its dark brown almost black. Naturally i’m a super light mousy brown and this color was a mistake, I tried to dye my blue hair back to a natural color for a musical I was in but i forget bleached hair takes super quickly so it turned out pitch black, but I like it. It’s been a few months since I dyed it so it’s faded and my roots are hella grown out but I’m thinking of keeping it black.
Stylewise it just barely touches my shoulders and its all one length, no layers or anything, just a straight bob. I usually just wear it down
3. What color are your eyes?
a pale blue that’s darker around the edges 
4. Do you wear glasses?
nope! 
5. Do you wear braces?
i did from like 13-15 now i have a top and bottom permanent retainer
6. What is your fashion style?
i lean kinda 90s grunge ish. like every pair of jeans I own, except for 1, is ripped. usually with a t-shirt that’s usually a dark color. I wear black top converse 90% of the time if I don’t wear those its vans
i’ve never put my fashion style into works now i feel like a fanfic character in 2009 im so sorry 
7. Full name?
Kristie Lynn [LAST NAME] idk if I wanna give out my last name to all of tumblr so uh yeah. but Kristie is my full name people always think its short for something but it’s just my name
8. When were you born?
July 17th 1998
9. Where are you from and where do you live now?
i’m a small town in central FL, like an hour north of Orlando, now I live on the space coast of florida!
10. What school do you go to?
Florida Institute of Technology 
11. What kind of student are you?
I’m decent i think? I plan a lot but following through is another deal. my first like 3 semester of college were rough but now i’m on my 6th and i got the hang out it. my best quality is i usually try and start studying a week before an exam so i’m super prepared
12. Do you like school?
mostly?? I enjoy most of my classes, I just dont like the stress that it puts me under 
13. What are your favorite school subjects?
in hs I loved history and english so much, but I also adored chemsitry, which is what I’m majoring in now! Under the realm of chemistry I absolutely love organic chem with my soul. im want a PhD in chem eventually and im leaning toward a specialty in organic analytical chem is really ineteresting too. 
14. Favorite TV shows?
Brookyln 99, Parks and Rec, The Office, Cutthroat Kitchen, SCRUBS, uh i can’t think of anything else
15. Favorite Movies?
oh man. Game Night, Bohemian Rhapsody (obviously), Ratatouille, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and uh idk man this is hard
16. Favorite Books
The Things They Carried by Tim O’Brian, Elenor And Park by Rainbow Rowell, the Harry Potter series (OOP is my fav) Cats Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut, again there’s more but I can’t think of any
17. Favorite pastime?
I like hanging with pals, watching tv and movies, crosstiching, reading books ( i need to get back into that), playing video games
18. Do you have any regrets?
oof i mean yeah
19. Dream job?
leading a lab where i’m fully funded and i can research whatever i want. Id also love to be an actor 
20. Would you like to get married someday?
not for a long time but i’d love to once i find somone i know i can spend my life with 
21. Would you like to have kids someday?
right now no, but who knows it may change. id like to adopt
22. How many?
if i do two? I knda grew up an only child cause my brother is 12 years older than me and my sister lived in a different state so i would want my kids to have siblings cause I was lonley as a kid and I dont want that for them
23. Do you like shopping?
oh boy yeah
24. What countries have you visited?
haven’t really left the states so rip
25. What is the scariest nightmare you’ve ever had?
probably those ones where nobody i know knows me and i’m all alone, but i can’t remember any specifically thank god
26. Do you have any enemies?
i hope not?? I mean me and my moms bf 1000% dont get along but idk if thats an enemy
27. Do you have a s/o?
NOPE
28. Do you believe in miracles?
i more believe that people can come together and make miraculous things happen, but they’re not random they’re because of hard work 
so 28 is a lot ppl so we’re not doing that. I’m tagging @killeerrqueenn, @languagebarnes, @chriscornell1991, @deacydeacy, @smile-nine and uh i know there’s more bbut if anyone wants to do it feel free!
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