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saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world · 11 months

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Harrow isn't really that much of an unreliable narrator, she just gets one guys name wrong and doesn't get what god's deal is, literally who hasn't been there

#at least when she is trying to bust it down with her hallucination she tells us its an hallucination!#i would not #/j obviously im being silly #good night tristate area

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libertasforte · 10 months

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Please give me my competent!Childe

10 intelligence 0 wisdom Childe

Me: surely not all of Wriothesley's constellations apply to Childe -

Childe: gets wrongly accused

Me: well fuck

#childe #tartaglia #wriochi #wriothesley #genshin impact #I ship wriochi but #I do not think he is able to give consent under those circumstances #fml #even after he gets out #would you date the warden of a jail you were held at #I would not #not only did he resist arrest but he went (tried to go) full Foul Legacy for it... he *really* does not want to submit #he went out with a bang and that's his statement on whether he consents to it #his recognition that might makes right is his obsession with strength #I want to make him bottom but I don't see how #wake up babe new problematic ship just dropped #genshin leaks

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two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat · 15 days

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(to the polycule) guyyyyys i read some weird ass fanfic thing can we try it

#i would not #but sometimes i'm tempted like hey. can we check if this is ACTUALLY impossible #<- weirdo #sorry if this is tmi #(no)

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lapiscallout · 1 year

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More crumbs coming ur way

#posting this while I wait for my DoorDash order that I send to the wrong address #will he ever forgive me #I would not #im sorry king .. i am so hungry .. and so #stupid #lapis lazuli #peridot #these are the backlogs none of this is recent #lapidot drawing is forbidden when finals are due #but idle standing is not ??#hmmm #myart #*sent I don’t do this on purpose #!!!#lapidot #worst people ever

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crystalline-sanders · 8 months

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okay how to explain. Basically I was talking with my friend and mentioned how I figure the Squip has like, circuitry patterns on his skin that light up and stuff with his emotions. and then I thought about it all night and woke up and drew it out

now I watched the West End version today and now am going to make the distinction that this is the bw/jtam squip because west end squip has a different vibe and different markings that I might eventually design up. and we don't talk about 2r, I have no idea what to do with him

#art #fanart #be more chill #be more chill fanart #bmc #bmc squip #squip fanart #the squip #jtam my beloved #listen i have no excuses #also i refer to him as dad bod squip on occasion #not to be confused with scrunkly/twink squip or muscle man squip #it's a very important system #also the binary supposedly says made in Japan #and i wanted to give it to him as a tattoo but do you think i would actually letter all that #no #i would not

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unabashedqueenfury · 8 months

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Reign 2013-2017

Mary and Francis

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kurjakani · 1 month

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if you were a fairy, you would be one of those who steals human children. not to replace them with changelings, but to collect as many children as you could in your dwelling under the hills

Actually, fun fact, one of my moms friends always called me a changeling when i was a kid :D teasingly, it was smth to do w my hair. No actual negative historic intent. Anyways prommy i will not do that however i promise nothing re: stealing cats from ppl who refuse to stop letting them roam outside after extensive explanations to why its.not.good >:D

#and i had a period in my life where i had a lot of dreams abt the bab a yag a tryimg 2 recruit me which is??#we kinda do have changelings in our myth but not her #i mean we do have old witchwomen in our lore #but not her #lore? i think mythology is the right term?#kanitalk #ask #mutuals #also im joking even abg thr cat part 2 be clear #i would not #just in case. clarifying this

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smash-or-pass-anything · 4 months

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#sophie #she is rich af #but also she is not a nice gal #let's be honest #I would not #she is kinda trahs #i am sophie #iamsophie #smash or pass

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opaleyedprince · 2 months

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"how would you describe your gender" mind your own business

#opal.txt #i would not

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yourplasticpal · 1 year

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If Mike does suffer a fake death or disappearance in season 5, just think of Will stubbornly refusing to believe Mike is gone, not for a second.

"He never gave up on me, not even when he saw my "body" pulled from the quarry. Fuck you if you think I'm ever giving up on him. I'm getting him back. We're getting him back."

I don't know that the actor would be available, but it would be amazing to see Troy again in this scenario, being a dick about Mike this time where Will can hear. Honestly, I'm torn between the very satisfying idea of Will punching him in the face, and the more Will-accurate idea of him walking away with a disdainful glance, because Troy is just that unimportant right now, unworthy of attention. Maybe even calling El off when she makes a move to go after him (but not before we get a satisfying expression of panic).

Good god I love Will, this sweet, sweet boy.

#byler #byler is endgame #stranger things #will would be the bigger person I think #I would not #will byers

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aropride · 1 year

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#text #i would not #hes not UNfuckable but hes not FUCKABLE either hes just some guy

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roigada · 9 months

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currently living in a simulator in which i am 10 years old i have been begging my parents to let me get a guinea pig i even had to make a god damn presentation at my moms request bro im an adult i can just get them i just wanted to make sure ur ok with it my gods

#my mom thinks im just gonna kill them #i would not

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demobatman · 2 years

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if the duffers pull off the byler storyline in s5 it will be… extraordinary incredible mind boggling revolutionary, if you will. it would simply explain So Much about mike’s character my sweet sweet boy no ur not an asshole ur simply repressed and a little dumb it’s okay

but if they don’t. we ride at dawn. duffers lock ur doors. who’s leading our fight? finn wolfhard.

finn begging the duffers to kill off mike episode one and be freed of the bad acting allegations once and for all. no but gay mike would be so brave of them id almost have to forgive them for all the other bullshit theyve pulled

#i would not #but canon byler? slay #ask #stranger things #byler

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brainworms-all-night-long · 8 months

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All I'm hoping is that high five is after they reconciled at least somewhat and Sonic found a way to get his cake and eat it too

#sonic prime #i would not handle if the show ended on a sour note #i would not #they would not do that #miles nine prower #sonic the hedghog #sonic prime spoilers #sonic prime season 3

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capitanogiorgio · 2 years

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Adam Siao Him Fa for LOTR free skate 2023 please and thank you 🙏

#figure skating #he would do it so much justice #he also has the nerd vibes to choose a specific character to be #WHO WOULD HE BE #Frodo and/or Sam would be obvious tho very good choices #but imagine an Aragorn centred program or even better a BOROMIR centred program #I would not handle it #I WOULD NOT #Adam sorry but no I am projecting and expecting it #adam siao him fa

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benevolentcalamity · 2 years

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Serious question

To preface this: I am not a Godrick fucker.

So Godrick has had pretty much every single part of his body changed out, right? Like, additional arms, legs, eventually the body of a giant?

... So what about his dinger? Is his original one still there, does he have multiple, did he change it out for a bigger one? What’s happening down there?

#this is a genuine question #elden posting #is anyone even gonna believe I wouldn't fuck him #I would not

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