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So that new jimmy solidarity episode huh.
#theories in the reblogs#deer rambles#empires smp spoilers#The old sheriff didn’t want to share his name with Jimmy so in the mean time I’m gonna call him Oz while I ramble#so for starters#I don’t trust this guy at all- he’s been alone in a cave underground for thirty years. maybe even longer.#he taught Jimmy the ways of RESPECT. but looking at the acronym and meanings- I can only see this going poorly#i think he’s legit fucking with jimmy#and and that whole bit at the end with the group- jimmy telling them about Oz and how he taught him respect#only for the group to kill him in cold blood. y’all I think jimmys villain arc just started.#started by this random ass old man under the ground.#other notes include Jimmys hat being named “Wednesday#and tumbletowns former name 30yrs ago being “The ol’ MW#which stands for Midweek Oz mentioned#also as a someone from the Midwest I don’t know how to feel about this.#We’re very polite- so Oz telling jimmy to steal#and THREATEN PEOPLE#Yeah I don’t trust him my radar is going BREEE#solidaritygaming
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If you haven't done it before could you please write Jimmy Valmer x trans ftm reader and Clyde Donavan x trans ftm reader who likes makeup and more "fem" things but gets picked on for it (separate) I found ur blog today and I love it you write so well! So sorry if this is a odd prompt I've just never seen this done and it personally would be relatable for me
🖌(I haven't requested before but I want to so yeah)
Stan's Gang, Butters, Craig's Gang, Scott, Damien, Pip, Gregory and The Mole x FTM!Reader who's pretty feminine! (High School)
I'll do better than that.... (THIS IS SO MUCH.)
cw: slurs, minor transphobia, emeto, cig
【☆】★【☆】
Stan Marsh
ssssoo... who cares
legit he doesn't get why you get picked on
huh??? you look pretty, what?
or handsome. whatever you like
i feel like his bisexual ass would have a crisis over you actually
would probably get nauseated at the thought of you but
we all know what that means with stan
would love if you sat on his lap and did his hair, nails, and makeup like you do yours
just 'cause he thinks it would be cool if you matched.
Kyle Broflovski
calls you "they" at first because he doesn't like to assume
pc principal drilled that shit in his head fr
screams at cartman when he gets your pronouns wrong
does his research
gives you his hoodies for dysphoric days
because let's be honest he's so much taller than you are
his mom loves you actually
she takes the two of you to the mall
he would probably ask you out eventually
Kenny McCormick
WOAH MAMA
people make fun of you?
but you're SOOOO HOT?!
constant. flirting.
"heyyyy.... you look great.... but you'd look better in my arms ;]"
he's so fucking dumb
you invite him over though and do little fashion shows for him
karen LOVES you, he brings her around a lot
touchy too... "can i have a hug, princey, please??" and he's all pouty if you say no...
Eric Cartman
so what are you
calls you a little faggot 'cause he thinks you're cis.
flustered if you flirt with him
very sexually confused at this point
bullies you but not a lot
it's more friendly than anything
will REFUSE if accused though
"with HIM?! no. absolutely not" and then kyle...
"you used his proper pronouns, cartman, good job!" "SHUT UP KAHL"
Leopold "Butters" Stotch/Marjorine Stotch
oh my goodness, you're so cute
makes puppy love eyes at you
is startled when you come up to them
blushes so hard at the thought of you
if transfem, you can bet marj is asking you ALL the questions
fashion advice, makeup, everything
loves when you give her little makeovers
loves to do the same to you
you guys snuggle a lot. bullied kid solidarity
Craig Tucker
woah. cool
the asian girls think you're a male magical girl protag
they love to draw you with the two yaoi icons
one of them tripped you and you landed on craig
it was their fuel for weeks
craig blushes every time he reads a fanfic they write
he's kinda annoyed at it
you bond over that though
spend hours giggling together at the stupid shit
Tweek Tweak
oh god he's ripping his hair out over here
absolutely head over heels i'll bet
screams when you talk to him
eventually though you guys sit in a kinda comfortable silence
lets you leave lipstick marks all over his face
doesn't wash them off until he gets a picture
it turns out shaky sooo...
"d-do it a-again!... p-please."
you take the picture that time
Clyde Donovan
cartoonish eye bulge, jaw drop, heart popping out, train whistle. the works
screams to the school that he's bi
immediately asks you out
"please please pleaaaaseeee"
you say yes just to get him off your back
but you end up having a great time
he takes you to a cozy drive in and tells you you don't have to dress nice
he likes you anyway
now THAT flustered you.
Jimmy Valmer
"m-m-my my, y-y-you m-m-must be f-from my pantry, 'c-cause you a-are a snack."
god he tells you how gorgeous you are every day
like. he hangs around you so much
he roasts the shit out of transphobes too
"eric, a-at least th-they look p-p-pretty. y-y-you can't even m-manage that."
and then you high five
you guys watch cartoons together
he's actually a great cuddler.
especially when you're dysphoric or on your period. his oversized tees >>>>
Tolkien Black
"okay? i don't see you as any less of a man."
genuinely supportive
adores spending time with you!
you guys watch a lot of old sitcoms
and pick them apart by microagressions
it's fun for you but it annoys anyone you're with
not that he cares.
if you're picked on in front of him he sics wendy on whoever
'cause i KNOW she hangs with y'all too
Scott Malkinson
"huh??" he doesn't really understand, he just thinks you're so pretty
you guys hang out
but also you do old people things
going to the country kitchen buffet and watching the news
boring shit
but it's so fun for him because you're there
loves how femme you present
still genders you correctly because, quote "it's not that hard?"
his mom squeals over the two of you i can feel it
Phillip "Pip" Pirrup
you're both pretty outcast
so you hang around quite a bit
he always compliments you
consistently reminding others of your pronouns (not that anyone pays attention to him :[)
but he totally goes shopping with you
he loves when you try outfits on for him
or pick out clothes for him
just loves you.
please please tell him he means something to you
Damien Thorn
glares. but less so at you and more at the people who pick on you
tells them to mind their fucking business or get got
and he follows through, you know he would
fire and demons and all
you'd have to calm him down
he would be really warm so you snuggle with him on period days
personal heating pad
lets you do his makeup and complains (secretly very pleased. he's even shown his father)
his father ADORES you by the way. he has claimed your soul for hell when you die.
Gregory (of the Yardale Variety)
calls you a fair maiden at first but switches up so easy
"oh, my apologies, my handsome sire~"
always staring at you and musing
"ah. you remind me of something"
and then quotes a cheesey love poem
or like "i have crossed oceans of time to find you. braham stoker"
puts that shit in his social bios and everyone rolls their fucking eyes
basically proposes when asking you on a date with a huge bouquet
you're immensely flustered and he's all on his knees. "please, my prince"
Christophe "Ze Mole" DeLorne
he does NOT perceive gender actually
but tell him your pronouns 'cause he will just refer to you as 'it'
eventually warms up to you. compliments your outfits
you try to give him a bath and he hisses like a cat
his mother hates you
she thinks you're trying to "turn her son gay"
he hates her though so out of spite he gets really close with you
eventually beats the shit out of your bullies with a shovel. smokes his cigarettes after and goes "what?" covered in blood
#🖌 anon#south park x y/n#south park#south park fanfiction#south park gay#south park x reader#south park x you#ftm reader#sp kyle#sp stan#sp eric#sp cartman#sp butters#sp craig#sp tweek#sp tolkien#sp clyde#sp jimmy#sp kyle broflovski#sp stan marsh#sp kenny#sp kenny mccormick#sp butters stotch#sp craig tucker#sp tweek tweak#sp jimmy valmer#sp clyde donovan#sp x reader#➳ Return to Sender!♡#➳ Sticky Notes!♡
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If you are a WoD fan and you aren’t aware of how fucking wild White Wolf’s strategy for marketing Demon: the Fallen was, that changes right fucking now, get ready.
So, the year is 2002, American Culture is still moving past the Satanic Panic, and your job is to market a Table Top Role Playing Game where you play as literal demons who were aligned with the Biblical figure of Lucifer. The book has a big ass pentagram on its cover, and is filled with information on fictional demons and their demonic powers.
How do you market this?
Well, isn’t it obvious?
You satirise Chick Tracks by making a fake one about how the game you’re supposed to be promoting is satanic. I’ve linked it below, it’s only 23 pages long;
But you may be thinking: “Ok, that’s a funny concept, but why is this such a big deal to you?” Well, buckle the fuck up kiddo’s, because I want you to look at that last panel again:
Do you notice anything about it that could prompt further inquiry? What about that URL?
You see, the chick track was only one part of this little marketing stunt.
And so, I ask again, how do you market Demon: the Fallen?
You create an entire fake Evangelical church website called the Eternal Grace Evangelical Church, and write a fake sermon in which you claim that the brand that hired you is producing games that turn children into drug addicts and sexual predators, also claiming that Vampire: the Masquerade was involved in real world murders including the fucking Columbine School Shooting.
Below is a link to the site from the Internet Archives Wayback machine, the main bulk of the interesting stuff is in the sermons section.
Quick note, they used EVERY part of the evangelical bullshit playbook to make this site look legit, they went hard on this. So, the site is satire, but it still feels like it would be a good idea to mention that they satirise everything about Evangelicals, including their homophobic, transphobic, anti-catholic, and anti-pagan beliefs.
https://web.archive.org/web/20031205191032/http://www.father-ramos.com:80/
If you don’t want to read it yourself, here are some actual quotes from this fake Evangelical site that was, and I can’t stress this enough, MADE BY WHITE WOLF TO PROMOTE DEMON: THE FALLEN: (above disclaimer applies here too)
“Eternal Grace Congregation Church is a community of Christians who seek to love, worship and praise Him and to communicate the Word of the Gospel to the world around us while exposing the lifestyles and and recruiting prctices of those deviants who would make this world a place of horrors. Among these are homosexuals, gamblers, drug addicts and role-players.”
“You may find it useful to tell role-players about the Dallas youths who were burned to death in the steam tunnels of Southern Methodist University (of course it was the Methodists) while exploring them for treasure. Tell them about the syphilis-related insanity of Jimmy Cox, a Tennessee teenager who used role-playing games to build around him a coven of homosexuals. Tell them about Michelle Sikes, the Montana role-player who had a sex-change operation. The more perversion you can ascribe to involvement with role-playing the better. You may even wish to fabricate some of your own, to better illustrate the point to your specific at-risk individual.”
“Listening to accounts of the role-players’ games is either the height of tedium (it must be said, pardon my air of judgment) or evinces strong feelings of pity, […] Invitations to participate, if accepted, place the individual in a precarious position himself, and will probably expose him to the scourges of drugs, fornication, homosexuality and Catholicism/paganism in many cases.”
“point out to them that the activity borders on delusion (“You are not an elf, Tommy!”) and heresy (“If God intended for you to act like a demon, he would have made you a demon, Jenny”).”
“In addition, rumors (which is why I relegate this to a side note instead of including it in the main body of my discourse) link the activities of the Columbine high-school “trenchcoat mafia” with Vampires Masquerade.”
“As good Christians, it is obviously our duty to prevent our youth from learning the corrupt ways these books and games teach. Sex, suicide, drug abuse, homosexuality, “golden showers” and many other behaviors proscribed by the Lord and the Good Book come as a result of players taking their games too far. In particular, the moral execration contained with the Demon book takes these aberrations to new levels by openly encouraging players to act in the interests of Satan (or Lucifer, as he is depicted herein).”
“Additionally, role-playing games teach that violence is an acceptable and even admirable way of solving problems. Significant portions of their rules are devoted to combat and weaponry. Demon, for example, also contains systems by which the satanic characters can attack or use magic upon their enemies, with dark arts spawned from Hell itself. These are not unlike the gay community’s reactionary “straight bashing” in response to the more physical efforts of their loving fellows (but loving in the Lord’s intended way) to bring them back into the fold.”
“This Week: Pastor "Father" Ramos discusses the Catholic Church and the 68 Million deaths its evil has caused throughout the world! You won't read this in the history books! Father Ramos also discusses why he has chosen to reclaim the Holy tile"Father" from Catholocism.”
White Wolf was frequently quite edgy, and often wasn’t great at dealing with social issues (you could argue this is still true of the modern World of Darkness in some cases). But honestly I think this is a fun stunt. It mocks evangelicals for all their insane bigoted beliefs, and for basically giving all the stuff they call satanic free advertising. No matter what though this is an unhinged marketing stunt, and it is so wild that they actually did this.
#world of darkness#WoD#Demon: the Fallen#DtF#Demon the fallen#White Wolf#White Wolf Games#a certified themainspoon classic
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So guys listen
I’m a avid supporter of canary avian Jimmy-
In my eyes Avians are very social beings that need to have like some sort of flock interaction. Pretty much they need social interaction to be healthy. If they not they get actually unwell and depressed.
So Jimmy “friends” not visiting him besides to get something from him or to tease him is like fucking him up majorly instinct wise. (My idea if a avian gets abandoned by the flock they will literally think themselves as broken. Or a danger to the flock)
I think that if you take lore magic out of the equation that Jimmy is probs the only hybrid species on empires. Tango and Jimmy vibe so well because Netherborns/Blazeborns are also very much social creatures and form packs with everyone pretty much.
Hermitcraft has probs lessons about how not to like hate crime hybrids instinctively. For example only interacting with a avian to call them useless. Primarily because everyone besides Joe is probs some flavor of hybrid.
But empires folks didn’t get the memo and like isolating the one dude that legit needs good company otherwise his instincts gonna tell him he is the problem because his flock hates him.
Hence the villain arc. (I do love the idea that Grian and Tango and all of Hermitcraft once this spills sometime during Jimmy villain arc rips open reality to “talk” to them before herding Jimmy into Hermitcraft for a extended stay. Because fuck they fucked up.) where like hang out Jimmy their new unofficial little Birb brother. And yeah tango romances the hell out of Jimmy. (Tango and/or Grian are the only ones that could talk to him at the start probably)
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PRIMOGENITAL | the Wisdom of Fredward Horniman
From The Gentlemen, Episode 1 - Refined Agression
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Look, you guys. He’s really suffered, okay?
He’s been STABBED in the heart, he’s been London-BRIDGED(?), he’s been FUCKED in the face, DOGGED on the floor.
And it’s true. He has, despite being the firstborn son, been relegated to the truly harrowing fate of being the most embarrassingly, painfully, mediocre progeny in the family line, that his dad had no choice but to break with 600yrs of tradition and cut him out of the will, passing everything to younger, much cooler more responsible brother, Edwina “Eddie” Horniman. And isn’t not having a bullshit title, nor the crushing debt of his father’s failed above-board business, nor having to deal with the surprise! extensive, underground potfarm on the estate grounds and all the accompanying stress and criminal hijinx with it— well, isn’t it just the most traumatic thing you can imagine???????
Now all Freddy gets to do is:
live in historic mansion with way-too-cool-to-be-caught-dead-with-him, Inexplicable-Stunt-Driver-Wife Tamasina (known by abs legendary nickname of Wham Tam) who also, when asked by Freddy in a moment of desperation if she thinks he’s a cock, rightly points out, “all men are cocks, Freddy”
pal around in chicken costume and steal cars with chill asf brother that he only occasionally wants dead, Steady Eddie who’s legit so good at everything that Freddy doesn’t have to be good at anything
go “fishing” aka chuck live grenades into lake full of salmon, a method worthy of Park-Tuna-Assassin Ramon Arellano Félix and invent Crack!Weed another Ramon-coded pasttime with bestie-botanist and lover of all things hydroponic, hallucinogenic, and Special Sauce, Jimmy Chang …. AND
Skeet shoot out in picturesque estate garden with creature-whisperer, actual live angel, and all around Dilf-of-the-manor, Geoff
Oh, the horror.
No, but honestly, I cannot summon from memory a single character I have so biblically despised on first watch, only to full 180, violently swing in the opposite direction to straight glee/appreciation for the comedic marvel that is Mr. (not!)Duke-SirFancyPants-RoyalDumpsterFire-LordSomethingErOther, the one, the only, Frederick “Fredward” Horniman aka thisprince👇
Yeah, talk about refined aggression? I had some refined ass aggression toward ole Fred, here. Like when I tell you I hated this “man,” I h a t e d this man.
All I could think the whole time, on first watch was, wowowow, y’know what’s worse than a useless, entitled, infantile, drug-addled, narcissistic man-fetus …?
A loud useless, entitled, infantile, drug-addled, narcissistic man-fetus.
My mans, Eddie is wayyy too generous here☝️and every other time he bails Freddy out of whatever pigshit he manages to shove his full face into bc I’d be throwing more than paper. That antique furniture would regrettably be sailing thru the air, straight at that fat melon of this nepo-baby dressed in DivineRightofKings drag, if only to get a precious few fucking seconds of silence.
Like the only one reacting appropriately here is Charly☝️who Freddy snarkily calls Lady Macbeth with a mix of love and contempt only a sibling can display which like, not the best? insult? To be called one of the most groundbreaking female characters of all time? But our boy is nothing if not scholarly, right. So im sure he super paid attention when the class was reading Macbeth
So, yeah. He’s basically the worst. There’s a metric fuck ton of evidence to support that. AND YET, this mf isn’t completely useless bc after my 2nd and 3rd rewatch specifically witnessing the genius that is his alter ego, plastic Russian gangster, Anatoly Givenchy Romanov who laavs orange cars and Siberian tigers let me do tell you, against my better judgment, I found myself growing to love and adore the (2nd) funniest character in an already hilarious show (crown goes to beautiful tropical fish Jimmy bc mans always proper vibin’)
And now, when I watch this scene, instead of berserker levels of enraged, I’m struck with a disorienting combo of secondhand cringe + juvenile glee??? Like instead of wanting to aggravated manslaughter my own tv, I’m just “awww, Fredward. What a little nothing you are. Look how silly you look in your lil boarding school jumper.” And it feels good(?) but mostly bad. And then I do this
like the true American scum that I am.
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taglist: @drabbles-mc @when-did-this-become-difficult @narcolini, @ladygoatee ⇝ tagged bc even tho you have zero intention of watching, you were diligently taking notes
#freddy horniman#the gentlemen#the gentlemen netflix#No but seriously Freddy is my son now#the magnitude of emotional whiplash is unmatched by any other character I swear#and idk how on God’s dying earth that happened#actually I do bc Freddy is me c. 2014 minus the asset rich/cash poor aristocratic hubris so you could just say Hoodrat runs in the fam#but at least I can say I have the good sense to be ashamed of it#which I am … deeply
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Jimmy McGill relationship headcanons
Fandom - Breaking Bad/Better call Saul
Jimmy x gn!reader || NSFW HC's
Pairing: Jimmy McGill x gn!reader
Genre: Smut, headcanons
Warning(s): Sexual content. MDNI! Sub/dom dynamic. Switch Jimmy :) Degradation and cuss words. Semi-public sex.
Words: 700
Summary: Dating Jimmy McGill would include… (NSFW version)
English is not my main language, if I make any spelling mistakes please let me know so I can improve my writing! <3
|| AO3 link || Masterlist || Request || SFW version ||
Being over or under you? Submissive or dominant? Doesn’t matter.
He loves dominating you just as much as he likes being dominated by you
He’s a switch but leans more towards being submissive in bed.
When “being” Jimmy, he’s definitely more of a bottom, whilst Saul is more of a top.
ALTHOUGH… If he comes home stressed or frustrated one day, he’s the type of guy to like some roughness for stress relief
Fast and rough sex whilst he tells you about his day, muttering about his own problems >>>>> Therapy
Also… 👀 Reverse it! Nothing better than you slutting him out when he’s had a rough day ;)
He likes being degraded, but PLEASE don’t forget to praise this man. He needs it. <3
Just tell him he’s a good boy and watch him melt
VERY vocal in bed, deep grunts, cuss words, moans… You name it.
If you top him, you’ll definitely earn yourself some whimpers, maybe even tears
HEAR ME OUTTTT, brat Jimmy 👀
Usually when he doesn’t get “enough attention”
He’ll be the most annoying man ever until you give him what he wants (aka attention)
Are you busy with housework or even work? Too bad!
He’ll be all over you with kisses, dirty talking and challenging you to give him attention
Him pushing your buttons, enjoying it when you lose your patience with his bullshit.
Jimmy is only satisfied once you bring him to the bedroom, giving him exactly what he wants…
He loves it when you dominate him tbh
He is a needy man, even when you’re out in public
He’ll always look for excuses to touch you, and to him - there’s no “wrong moments” for love.
He’s the definition of “🥺🥺” when you don’t give him attention 💀
He has no shameee
“Meet in the bathroom in 2 minutes” at a local cafe
…Or in a changing rooms at stores
You name it
He likes the thrill of getting caught. ;)
Don’t get me started on ✨office sex✨
Almost every visit to his office ends up with you bent over his desk
…Or on your knees by his chair
Fuck it, switch it up - him kneeling before you whilst you sit in his chair - both works 👀
Honestly it’s his favorite place to do it
Maybe not the most comfortable, nor hygienic place - but oh well
Once again he likes the thrill of getting caught, or knowing he has clients waiting. But they can wait. He has better things to do
He makes sure you walk away from his office feeling satisfied (and with shaky legs) <3
He’s a big fan of quickies. Why wait all day to sleep with you, when he can do it multiple times?
“What do you think quickies are for??”
A TEASEEEEE
He’ll legit turn you on “by accident” only to ignore you later
Why? “Because I can”
And to see you beg for him. Yep, he’s unfair
Having you beg for him to do you is just hot to him. Especially when you’re angry/frustrated
…If you did the same to him tho?
He’d be close to tears. And beg without shame lmao
When it comes to oral he prefers receiving.
That way he can lean back, close his eyes and enjoy being “taken care off”
If you have longer hair he runs his hands through it, twirls it between his fingers and might pull it a bit.
Very loud and praising when receiving
“Yes… Right there”“Fuck… You’re so good at that. So damn perfect.”“Keep going, sweetie. Take all of me in your pretty mouth.”
However, he does love giving too.
Getting heads is nice, but there’s something rewarding about using his mouth to make you feel good.
He’s damn passionate when giving, too.
Slow, teasing movements
And caressing other parts of your body to make it more satisfying.
Your moans and the praise he receives could make him go at it for hours. And he will…
Jimmy just finds it adorable when you whine and whimper from the pleasure being overwhelming.
He tries his best with aftercare, as long as he’s not too tired afterwards or if it was “just a quickie”
But he always tries to make sure you’re alright afterwards.
appreciates cuddles afterwards
And he LOVES it when you give him aftercare after you’ve dominated him
He falls asleep quick afterwards, but does so safely in your embrace
Homeboy just needs love and affection basically <3
Not really happy with this one 😭
But I hope ya guys liked it either way lol!! <3
#better call saul#jimmy mcgill#x reader#jimmy mcgill x reader#jimmy mcgill x gn!reader#breaking bad#brbabcs#fluff#drabble#relationship headcanons#sfw headcanons#better call saul x reader#jimmy mcgill scenario#saul goodman#saul goodman x reader#breaking bad smut#fanfic writing#fanfic authors#fanfiction writer#x gender neutral reader#gender neutral reader#breaking bad fanfic#breaking bad fanfiction#breaking bad fluff#better call saul fluff#fanfics#ao3 fanfic#bcs fanart#fanfic readers#fanfic writers
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Trimmings (P1)
(Hellcheer Short set in the Old Haunts Universe)
A/N: A little humor to break up all my angst-heavy writing lol
A Metalhead’s hair is sacred, but fire is fire.
Chicago, Illinois 1988
“I blame you entirely.” Eddie seethes, shuffling lower in his seat, the God awful smell of burnt follicles still oppressing his nostrils. He’s spent the better part of the car ride scowling in silence, trying to think of a way to undo this, some solution, some trick.
“No, nuh-uh, nope, absolutely not,” Gareth chimes from the driver’s seat loudly. “I’m not taking the fall for this one… How the hell is it my fault?”
“You gave Jimmy the go ahead!”
“Bullshit! I’ve been second in command for twelve fucking years, I said it would be awesome, but you had the final say.”
“Because you made it sound like he knew his shit!”
“Oh, please, you nearly creamed your pants when you heard the word pyrotechnics.” he snaps. “You were just as onboard as the rest of us.”
“Yeah well …” he scoffs. “You recruited Jimmy in the first place.”
“Because we needed a new lead singer and some eye candy for the girls… not because he‘s a smart guy, Eddie.”
He groans miserably, palming his eyes. It really doesn’t matter whose fault it is—not his—because it doesn’t change anything.
The damage is done.
“…Want me to call Chrissy?” Gareth asks after a couple of minutes of awkward silence.
“Yeah, yeah,” he barks sarcastically in a manic, high pitch voice as he snaps back up. “That’s a great idea, Gareth, let’s call my anxiety ridden wife while she’s at class and tell her that I caught on fire at rehearsal with our four month old daughter in the vicinity!”
“Hey, hey, I’m just trying to help, nobody got hurt…”
Eddie gawks at him.
“Like legitimately hurt, dude… You don’t have any bad burns or anything. It could have been way worse.”
“Man, I’ve been growing this out since I was fifteen.”
“It’s not…” Gareth brakes at a red light, frowning as he takes him in. “…that bad.”
Olivia fusses a little in her car seat. Eddie glances back, pulling half his body through the console to check on her. “I know, bug, I know, your Uncle Gareth is a liar.” he says, reaching to rub her tiny tummy till she calms back down, shooting his drummer a death glare all the while.
Gareth rolls his eyes. “Just calm down, I told you, Amber’s got this, she’s the best.”
“Yeah, yeah everyone’s the best, so long as they’re screwing you.” he hisses as they pull into the salon.
“No man, I mean it, she’s a legit miracle worker, she does my hair and Ned’s too…”
“Oh, well now I’m convinced.” Eddie sings with mock enthusiasm as he slams his door shut, opening the back door to get Olivia out. She’s wide awake now, staring up at him with her big brown eyes. “Hey there princess, come here.”
She makes little coo sounds, kicking her legs excitedly at the sight of him and, goddamn it, he falls in love with her all over again. “I know, I know, it’s been so crazy today, but you’re being so good, such a good girl.” he gushes. “Just a little longer and then we can go home, okay?”
He pulls her out, gently cradling her against him, careful not to get any cinders on her. Gareth slips on the front pack, readjusting it to his size. “Have to hang with Uncle Gareth for a little bit, okay?” he tells her, kissing her soft, peach fuzz cheeks a few times before strapping her to Gareth’s chest. He gives him an up and down stare. “Now, this may be hard for you, but please don’t set my baby on fire.”
Gareth rolls his eyes. “I’ll do my best.” he replies snidely, noticing some side looks from a few women passing by as they exit the building. “…We look like an alternative gay couple with our love child.”
“Yeah right,” Eddie finishes clipping Olivia in, slinging the baby bag over his shoulder. “There’s no way our love child could be this cute with half of your genetics.”
Gareth gasps. “I’m adorable, what the fuck?”
“Hey,” Eddie turns back around and scuffs him. “She’s awake now, watch the language.”
They step inside and make their way to the front desk where a platinum blonde is stereotypically reading a Cosmo magazine and chewing loudly on Hubba Bubba bubble gum. She glances up. “Hello—AHK! Holy—” she exclaims, just short of cursing as she straightens in her seat. “…smokes.”
She winces. That wasn’t really the right thing to say either.
Eddie comically scrunches his whole face right back at her. Smooth.
“Hey, Bev.” Gareth greets. “As you can see we kind of have a bit of an emergency on our hands; is Amber in?”
“Uh, yeah, yeah Gare… let me just go get her, hold on...” she replies, visibly cringing, teeth clenched as she backs away into the next room. “You can uh… take a seat.”
They plop down in the small waiting area, the smell of hairspray and perm lotion making Eddie somewhat nauseous with the mixed scent of his burnt hair.
“You better be right about this.” he mutters to Gareth, giving Olivia her binky to suck on preemptively, knowing she’s not going to like it when he leaves the room. She’s a perfect little angel, but she’ll get fussy and usually cry if he and Chrissy aren’t around. It seems she’s inherited their shared separation anxiety.
“Look, dude, she’ll fix it the best she can, but you’ve got to accept here and now that it’s going to be… shorter.” the drummer replies, giving Oilvia a habitual kiss on the head, bouncing a little in his seat to amuse her. “I mean a lot—some—some—of it is already… you know… gone.” he gestures up to the one section that’s singed all the way up to his earlobe on the left side. A few more crispy strands fall like snowflakes to the floor at the movement. Eddie shoots him the stink eye.
“Gare Bear!! I didn’t know you were coming to see me today!” A pretty brunette with an impressively large perm steps through a beaded curtain wearing a mini skirt and a red cropped tank top. “My rockstar!”
“Hey Ambie Bambi, how are you, baby?” he hops up to his feet as she bounds up and kisses him, poor little Olivia sandwiched between their lovers’ embrace.
Eddie feels his eyes almost roll right out of his head.
The four month old makes a small whine in protest, her round eyes meeting Eddie from under them as if in a silent plea for help, sucking more frantically on her pacifier.
“Alright, break it up, you’re squishing my child.” he stands, clapping his hands at them as if to shoo a flock of birds.
Amber pulls away with a pop, looking down and folding her hands beneath her chin. “Oh, what a little sweetie pie, what’s your name, cutie?”
“This is Olivia.” Gareth tells her proudly as if he produced her himself, lifting his chest a little to grant her better access. “Her friends call her Livvy.”
“Awww she is scrumptious! Goochie goochie goo!” she tickles Olivia’s chin, and the poor baby looks confused and horrified, the situation having somehow gotten worse. “You look so cute with a baby, Gare Bear!”
“You think?”
“Mmhmm.” she hums, tickling his chin next.
“Yeah, well you know me, babe.” he giggles a little at her ministrations. “I’ve always been great with kids.”
Eddie deadpans, fairly sure Gareth has never even held a baby before Olivia. He coughs obnoxiously loud into his fist, making the couple finally turn to acknowledge him.
“Ambie, this is my bandmate, Eddie, he um… needs a little help, as you can see.”
“Yikes! Bev wasn’t kidding,” she reaches out to lift up a corner of his hair, assessing the damage. “Have a little trouble with the stove top, honey?”
“Flame projector, actually.” Eddie corrects, glowering.
“Jesus! You rocker boys, never a dull moment!” she exclaims with a laugh. “Let’s get you in a chair, I think you’re still smoking a little.”
Olivia immediately starts to fuss, her binky falling to the floor, as he follows after Amber. Eddie stops and turns back.
“Aw, Livvy, it's okay.” Gareth comforts. “He’s not going far.”
“You two can come too, if you don’t mind it being a little cramped,” Amber tells them.
“That’d be great, she might start crying if she doesn’t know where I am.” Eddie replies.
“Aw, how cute, a little daddy’s girl!” Amber places a hand over her heart as she pulls back the beaded curtain for them. “She’s your clone, by the way.”
“That’s what my wife says.” he replies as he sits down in the chair in front of the large mirror, grimacing at his reflection. It’s so bad.
“Okay, honey, I think the best course of action is to trim off the burnt edges, then we’ll wash it down and see where you want to go from there.” she tells him, wrapping a gown around his neck, clipping the back.
“Okay…” he tries not to cry, sniffing loudly. He’s a grown ass man. “Can you please keep it as long as you possibly can?”
“Absolutely.” she replies, but he notices her exchange a long glance with Gareth as she picks up her scissors.
#hellcheer#eddie x chrissy#eddissy#munningham#chrissy x eddie#hellcheer fanfiction#hellcheer fanfic#short ficlet#old haunts#livvy munson#baby livvy 😭#gareth#can’t wait for chrissy’s reaction
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Hils Watches Enchanté - Ep 9
I really hope this isn't going to be like Plus & Minus where the story reached a natural ending point and then there was two episodes of totally unnecessary drama just to pad it out. I'm glad, for now at least, they can actually kiss when they start play fighting.
Of course they would make being boyfriends into a silly contest too. God, they are idiots and I love them so much.
What exactly does he thing French people are like? Does he think the entire population of France is just making out all the time?
I really hope the next two episodes are just Theo and Akk being nauseatingly in love while everyone around them slowly figures out they are dating. These two both seem to be okay with it, and we know Theo's mum isn't homophobic given she was encouraging him to date Saifa. Just Theo's dad who is the unknown entity...
Weirdly the Thai drama I'm watching with a friend also had one of the leads burn their finger and the other take care of them in the episode we watched yesterday
I looked up the recipe after Theo kept talking about it and it sounds really good! I might have a go at making it some time.
Oh, are we going to resolve stuff with the other boys. Does it make me a bad person if I say I really don't care about them?
Okay, as much as I don't care, I don't like the message that if you finally push back against your abusive mother that she'll keel over and you'll feel guilty for the rest of your life.
I thought for a second there was going to be drama about Akk not watching to do PDA at school.
But he took one look at Theo's sad face and said fuck it. I think if there's going to be drama I don't think it's going to be from them. They are clearly stupidly in love
I swear to god if you fuck with their relationship because you blame Theo for what happened to your mother I will end you (which I realise is impossible because he's a fictional character but you know what I mean)
FFS! They legit made it look like he was about to stab Theo or something but no he just wanted to say 'I've learned my lesson and I'm going to take care of my mother now'. Which I'm not sure should have been what he took away from all this but at least he's not evil?
Okay, is the rest of it going to be about the ones who lied making peace with themselves and with Theo? I'm on board with that. I want Natee to finally realise that Tan is in love with him.
I really want to know if stuff like this actually exists in Thai universities or if it's just a BL thing
Oh no please don't let them argue over money and school gossip. Come on they've been friends for literally years. When has Akk ever shown any interest in Theo's money or his dad's position?
Look at this poor sad boy :(
Theo just wants to feed his boyfriend but Akk is now worried about what everyone is saying. I don't like it!
For a second I thought Akk had decided to get over it and shower Theo with rose petals but nope a bucket nearly landed on Theo's head 😂 Luckily Akk, as always, was there to save him.
OMG PARENTAL DIVORCE PLOT TWIST???
Saifa is a good boy. I'm sorry I said I didn't like you.
I mean surely she must have realised that by inviting one of Theo's friends to her studio that he was going to find out about all this.
OH NO AKK KNEW ABOUT THE PARENTAL DIVORCE! Okay, so maybe they WILL be the source of the drama after all.
I mean, yes, everyone around Theo has lied to him and I totally understand him being upset. BUT HE ALSO INVENTED A WHOLE SECRET ADMIRER JUST TO GET AKK TO CONFESS HIS FEELINGS. Everyone in this is a liar.
Oh, good, Jimmy is here to make things better. Or possibly make them worse.
Yep, worse.
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Okay so @plumadot’s posting about her D&D Traffic AU has made me remember how much I love my Dungeons & Traffic AU & I Must Talk About It Now.
Basically all the characters are in a modern setting, playing a rotating cast D&D game DMed by The Watchers. (I never really decided how that works. Plan was for everything in out of game space be completely mundane except for the floating purple eye behind the DM screen lol.)
But yeah! So I picked classes & heritages that the characters would pick themselves based on play styles & preferences. &, uh, here they are!
Bdubs: Firbolg, Light Domain Cleric of Helios
Of course he’s a light cleric. Of course his god is literally the god of the Sun. This man does not fuck with the night & darkness At All. (Also he wanted to be tall lol.)
BigB: (???), (???)
Okay, gonna be honest, BigB is the last one I need to make decisions for ‘cause I feel I have too many knowledge gaps about him to figure this out. Was thinking Paladin maybe??? But I will totes take input, please help me here. Only restrictions: I’d prefer if he doesn’t double up on heritage or subclass with anyone.
Cleo: Reborn, Circle of Wildfire Druid
Cleo’s gotta be a zombie, so Reborn is perfect. & who can deny Cleo the opportunity to have a skill set based entirely around setting shit on fire?
Etho: Shadar-Kai, Way of the Shadow Monk
He’s a ninja lol. Also in this AU I was thinking he & Gem would be siblings, so having him play an emotionally flat dark elf played nicely with what Gem goes with. Which…
Gem: Eladrin, Eldritch Knight Fighter
Gem had to be a fighter, that girl is a fighter through & through, but she’s definitely not playing a boring character. Eldritch Knight adds some magical flavour that goes well with her being an Eladrin. & she had to be an elf of some kind; I think she’d like the versatility & expressiveness of Eladrin.
Grian: Changeling, Pact of the Tome Warlock of the Archfey
Okay, I know this is probs controversial but hear me out. 1) Grian being a Warlock I think is just very in character. 2) Pact of the Tome lets him cast catrips from other classes & you unknowingly he’d get a kick outta that mechanic. 3) His patron is a homebrewed version of The Traveler, half way between 5e canon & Critical Role canon. Trickster vibes are real. 4) This dude has had so many skins. Changeling energy. (Also I just love changelings & Grian made the most sense to me.)
Impulse: Hill Dwarf, Forge Domain Cleric of Tharmekhûl
Another controversial one, but I’m not a fan of demon/tiefling/horned Impulse. & he legit has been a dwarf before. Hill dwarf because they get a Wisdom buff & that makes sense for Impulse. Cleric of Tharmekhûl because forge/light vibes & also he’s the god of smiths & that feels… like something Impulse would choose. (Impulse’s character is also min-max’d to hell. This man is going to win at D&D.)
Jimmy: Human, Oath of Glory Paladin of Tyr
Jimmy got overwhelmed by all the heritages & just went human for simplicity. He takes regular human rather than variant because he doesn’t want to learn all the feats & getting +1 to all stats is pretty good, right? Oath of Glory Paladin of Tyr because he really, really plays into being Lawful Good, & being The Law of the party.
Joel: Half-orc, Path of the Berserker Barbarian
Half-orc for being the closest I could get to an ogre. Path of the Berserker because he’s all about The Rage.
Lizzie: High Elf, School of Enchantment Wizard
Idk Lizzie just has big Wizard vibes to me, but like. Not the best wizard. Like she’s powerful, but rolls shit. She couldn’t get anyone to sleep in the Secret Life campaign because her DC is kinda low & everyone kept making their saves. (Except Joel. He failed his save on purpose. <3) High Elf for Queen Lizzie.
Martyn: Tiefling, Swashbuckler Fighter
Another natural fighter choice imo, but Swashbuckler for The Performance. Tiefling because he’s a bit impish & also so he can have Thaumaturgy to constantly scare everyone with monster/mob noises.
Mumbo: Rock Gnome, School of Evocation Wizard
I need to Mumbo to be a glass canon. School of Evocation Wizard does that so well. He can blow shit up so good, but he takes one hit & he’s out. Rock gnome because he just wanted to be a little guy & so he can be a Tinker.
Pearl: Wood Elf, Beastmaster Ranger
Beastmaster Ranger so she can have Tilly as an animal companion. Also more combat than magic focused, ‘cause that feels right? Elf because that’s her vibe, wood elf because it made sense for her build.
Ren: Werewolf Shifter (Doglike), Bannerette Fighter
Ren really wanted to be a fighter, but he put all his points in charisma RIP. So yeah, he’s the fighter class that does the least actual fighting lol. Doglike werewolf because of course.
Scar: Half-elf, Wild Magic Sorcerer/School of Eloquence Bard multiclass
His first few levels were in sorcerer, to reflect his absolutely bonkers all or nothing luck. School of Eloquence because he’s the type to talk his way out of most any situation he can. Also: Scar is 100% a charisma caster. (He still uses a longbow, don’t worry; he gets proficiency with it from being a half-elf.)
Scott: Fairy, Lunar Sorceror
I have changed my mind the most about Scott. Landed on Fairy, because the Vibes. Sorcerer because I felt he’d have innate magic, Lunar because it gives him access to a wide variety of spells that make sense for him. (Like Shield. He uses Shield all the time. Can’t hit this man, no sir.)
Skizz: Protector Aassimar, Path of the Ancestral Guardians Barbarian
He attac, he protec. & most importantly, he place high value on bonds between folks. So giving him Ancestral Guardians just… yeah.
Tango: Fire Genasi, Battlesmith Artificer
I don’t think I need to explain this much. His Steel Defender is an Iron Golem.
#I tried very hard to keep this party as diverse as possible#they could use another healer other than Bdubs & Jimmy#can’t remember if Imp has any heals#Maybe BigB is a Warlock of the Celestial???#For that warlock but heals goodness???#I don’t actually have any other reasoning for that though.#Get in the tags & tell me what to make BigB#Also these are like. Early on in their campaigns#I imagine there’s more mutliclassing as things progress.#But yeah.#Thanks for coming to my TED talk.#dungeons & traffic au#trafficblr#traffic smp#life series smp#verdant rambles#OH FUCK what if Warlock of the Celestial Scott….#Gods Scott & BigB are really the ones I can’t nail down.#Too many ideas for Scott#Not enough ideas for BigB
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- Bullworth Headcanons in General -
After Jimmy’s fight in The Hole with Russel they all mutually decided to start a fucking fight club.
They have a list and a schedule.
You can choose who you fight and what day of the week to fight them.
This has essentially been going on since the 2nd grade in the playground but thanks to Jimmy the old tradition was revived.
Nobody likes Me Burton. Not even the jocks. He creeps them out too.
The boys dorm is chaos. Every. Single. Day.
“This is why we can’t have nice things.” -Dr Crabblesnitch.
The reason the pool is drained is cause someone legit made it into a fucking aquarium.
That was Gary by the way.
It had tank pebbles n everything.
The hobo beside the school actually was the principal at some point.
Crabblesnitch defamed him and cancelled the prescription on the man’s meds that helped with his PTSD.
Mr. Galloway is the favorite teacher, Hattrick can’t handle that fact.
They have a lesser known dance team, which is arguably better than cheer.
Ms. Peters is actually so fucking mean.
She matches the pink lady from Harry Potter’s energy. I think her name is like Dolores Umbridge or some shit.
Either way she makes the band kids cry.
The band kids should’ve been a clique, but at the same time they’re in the same category as the nerds.
Bullworth has too many clubs.
The have everything from book club, to origami club, to anime club, to literally shoe club.
Art club is the biggest though.
There’s more cliques, they’re just not interested in power aspects like the main 6.
The cliques have definitely been categorized as to which MLP character they’d represent best.
Ms. Danvers is a Crabblesnitch simp.
Legit everyone is grossed out by it.
“Stop the Crab thirst.” -Ms. Phillips.
Ms. Phillips is also one of the favorite teachers.
Cool art teacher ™️
At pep rally’s students legit bet shit like gum and money on the teacher vs teacher challenges they do.
Bullworth is like, stupid good at football. It’s lowkey dumb luck in the last two quarters though.
#bully canis canem edit#bully cce#canis canem edit#bullworth academy#bully scholarship edition#bully anniversary edition#bully rockstar#jimmy hopkins#jimmy bully cce#trent northwick#bif taylor#derby harrington#gary smith#gord vendome#kirby olsen#pinky gauthier#dan wilson#bryce montrose#chad morris#peanut romano#johnny vincent#lola lombardi#norton williams#vance medici#ted thompson#Damon west#zoe taylor#edgar munsen#beatrice trudeau#earnest
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Total non sequitur of a question but what do you think of the DCEU?
I like the non sequitur! I hope y'all don't feel like you can only send me asks about the Kverse lol (though of course I'm always happy to answer those!)
I'll give you a very brief review of each:
-Man of Steel: I enjoyed it for the most part. I don't really gel with all the Jesus-y imagery, the bizarre choices with Jonathan, or the incredible amounts of collateral damage (you can't avoid everything but Superman would definitely try to limit it), but I kinda dig the look of all the Kryptonian stuff, I like Henry Cavill's more brooding Superman, and Zod was a cool antagonist.
-Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: wayyy too many things going on. I can't McFucking believe they made Jimmy Olsen a CIA plant and killed him off immediately. I don't completely hate that version of Lex Luthor but he gets grating pretty quickly. The Knightmare stuff is pretty eyeroll worthy IMO (especially once they double down on it later). The titular duel is pretty good, but very short, and leads into some of the worst stuff in the movie. Doomsday sucks!
-Suicide Squad: aside from some cool freaky stuff with Enchantress, and Viola Davis and Margot Robbie being great casting choices, this one's kinda nothing to me. Rick Flagg, Capt. Boomerang and Deadshot are various flavors of decent to good. Tried to do a Guardians of the Galaxy-y thing and failed miserably. Top contender for worst Joker adaptation of all time.
-Wonder Woman: Great, if very simple plot-wise. The Ares stuff at the end really lets the rest of the movie down, but most of the movie's very cool and fun. I still get chills from the no man's land scene! Chris Pine's Steve Trevor is pretty damn good (but Chris Pine is just good in general)
-Justice League (Whedon's version): I actually like the choice to have a more colorful look for a Justice League movie, but yeah, not good. To say nothing of the behind the scenes drama, they tried to do what the MCU did with the Avengers with half the build-up. Doesn't feel earned at all. Some good action and character interactions, but that's about it.
-Aquaman: Pretty fun, I really appreciate the commitment to being just kinda bonkers, from the more comic-accurate looks to the ginormous underwater battle. I don't really love Momoa's Aquaman but I didn't mind him too much on his own.
-Shazam!: One of my favorites in the DCEU. Doesn't overcomplicate itself, doesn't exhaust itself with references to other stuff, just a good story about found families with real heart, some good humor, and a decent villain.
-Birds of Prey: Other than the bizarre choice to give Cassandra Cain's name to a character that couldn't be more different, I fucking love this one. Very fun, great action, and it reminded me I have a crush on Mary Elizabeth Winstead lol
-Wonder Woman 1984: Sucks. I hate to say it, I went in thinking I'd really enjoy it but it was genuinely painful to watch for the most part. Not even the power of Pedro Pascal and Chris Pine combined could save this one.
-Zack Snyder's Justice League: Definitely an improvement overall compared to the theatrical release, but dear lord it did not need to be 4 hours long. Flash's turn-back-the-clock gambit was super cool. Legit kinda ruined by the Joker monologue in the Knightmare, lol.
-The Suicide Squad: Didn't watch it! I saw how bloody and murder-happy it'd be and just shrugged and moved on. I'm sure it's as good as people say, but I'd have to be in a very particular mood to wanna watch it, tbh.
-Black Adam: Enjoyed it quite a bit, though the presence of the JSA in the modern day with very little explanation is a bit jarring. The Rock's Black Adam is a bit too heroic and personable for my tastes but brutal enough that I'm okay with it. Kinda loved Pierce Brosnan's Doctor Fate (except for the suit design, I hated it)
-Shazam! Fury of the Gods: Haven't watched it yet, but I don't hear great things about it, so not super enthused about it. Probably will watch it eventually.
-The Flash: I categorically refused to watch this one because 1) I got spoiled on what happens to Supergirl and y'all know I love Kara so it pissed me off, and 2) the CGI nostalgia fest felt extremely cynical and cash-grab-y to me. Not particularly interested in watching this one, but maybe someday.
-Blue Beetle: Gods, I really wanted to watch this one in theaters. It was in my town for all of two days and I couldn't go :( I plan on watching this one soon-ish - even if it's really bad I'll probably enjoy it, I'm a Jaime simp haha :P
-Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom: Genuinely didn't know this one was coming out. Also not particularly interested in watching it, but also not against it, so I'll probably end up putting it on some really boring weekend hahaha.
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Evaluation of Treasure Island musical adaptations on spotify:
Treasure Island the Musical by Starshine Singers – This is a company that makes children’s musicals, so it’s a cheery little thing sung by children. Doesn’t have a lot of plot but a fun 20 minutes if you want to hear some kids singing about torture and murder.
Treasure Island the Musical Original Cast – This is an actual legit musical which was staged in London in 1973. For better or worse the sound is very much Old Timey Musical Theatre. There are at least two recordings of this on spotify for some reason.
Treasure Island: A New Musical by Ceramic Goose – This is more of an independent local theater kind of production. The full show is available on youtube but I didn’t watch it. The “Prologue” and a couple of other moments are quite annoying, Jim is played by a whole adult, Captain Smollett is a woman (and dies?), and either Jim’s father is alive or Livesey has jumped into a father figure role (unclear). Some weird characterizations throughout. Most of the music isn’t bad – has kind of an Evan Hansen-ish vibe – but there are some songs that are worse than others.
Treasure Island The Musical by Chris O’Sullivan – Can’t find much information about this one but based on all the performers’ names it appears to be Irish. There are plenty of things I could say about the work as a whole but I just cannot get past the fact that Silver is introduced with a song that’s clearly styled after Master of the House from Les Mis.
Treasure Island by XvallariX – I don’t know what the fuck this is but I’m including it because all the songs are named for TI characters.
There have been other musical adaptations but these are the ones I could find on spotify! And the other results on there are either unrelated or Treasure Planet or audiobooks.
Then there are also several songs called Long John Silver:
By Richard Thompson – I already knew this song because I like this singer, and “there’s nothing but black in a pirate’s heart” makes me sad but it’s a great song.
By Stormfrun – More of a piratey sound and seems to be about actual Silver not as a metaphor. The idea that he got the nickname Barbeque by cooking a traitorous crew member and feeding him to the crew is pretty fucking hardcore.
By Jefferson Airplane – I’m going to be really honest, when I think of Jefferson Airplane I think of Supernatural. Interesting lyrics though.
By Great Master – This music isn’t to my taste but you guys. Look at the fucking lyrics of this song and the others on the album it’s from. This is 100% based directly on Black Sails. Not Treasure Island, Black Sails. Like there are show characters mentioned and bits of actual canon dialogue. Which one of you did this.
By Skull & Bones – Kind of a bop. They’ve got other Treasure Island themed songs too.
By Lennon Kelly – This one is in Italian and is pretty good.
By Jimmy Dorsey (with others) – This is an OLD song. Fun if you like swing I guess. Doesn’t really have lyrics so nothing to do with Treasure Island. There are a few renditions of this on spotify.
By Ray Lindo – Instrumental piece from the soundtrack to the movie Christmas in Hollywood.
By Golden Ivy – Instrumental ambient music idk.
By King Kyle Lee, Liveola, SoSanAntone, and Famous Lil Ken – Rap. Couldn’t find lyrics so I don’t know if it has anything to do with actual Silver.
By Schandmaul – German. I like the chorus.
By Studio Murena – Another Italian one but I don’t like this one lol.
Long John Silver: Themes by David Buttolph – From the soundtrack of the 1954 motion picture Long John Silver. I went and listened to some of the rest of this soundtrack and it very much sounds like something from the 50s!
Then there are a few about the restaurant, and a few others that mention Silver the character offhand in the lyrics.
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I always find it so amazing with Jey and Sami that Sami and Jimmy were close first. That Jey hated Sami, but their played so intimately you know? Like once they got a long it eclipsed the rest of his relationship with the bloodline and they were this beautifully loving relationship. They were all over each other and Jey was just so soft. Jey the angrier and more ruthless of the Usos. He wasn't the cute funny side kick to Jey like he was to the rest of the bloodline. A useful tool like he was to Roman. Jey legit loved him and I think in addition to surprising amazing chemistry it really showed and WWE really focused on it. It really says a lot about them as performers because they don't have the history, etc etc to work off they built this from scratch and had us by the throat.
hiiii bestie!! you're so right. whatever chemistry jey and sami have has been clocked by hunter hearst and he's honed in on it. that man lives for homoerotic relationships (see for reference: his entire run with DX, his entire run with shawn michaels, any time he goes nose to nose with the rock) so i'm so glad that he noticed there's something special between jey and sami and allowed them to portray that for us onscreen.
and what i love is that they gave jey the opportunity to become even more complex, thanks to sami. sami really showed the vulnerability with jey, something that roman pretty much beat out of him at hell in a cell. sami really allowed jey to find his playful side again. his happiness again. his trust again. jey's had nobody to trust this entire time, except jimmy. but the problem with trusting jimmy is jimmy is in the trenches with him, he's stuck under roman's thumb with him. but then there's this breath of fresh air in sami zayn that comes in with his stupid dance moves and his frizzy hair and he's... not put off by jey's thorny nature. i think what jey said to him at raw 30 during the tribal trial hits the nail on the head perfectly. "you saw the good in me the whole time, and you never gave up on me, and that right there? that's what family do."
the most heartbreaking thing to me is that even after everything--even after jey turned on sami, after he chose his brother, after sami has been subjected to hit after hit from the bloodline, he still loved jey. right until the very end, he still showed jey the tenderness and love that wore jey down in the first place, regardless of it all. that "you chose this, uce," was said so softly, with so much pain, and the way he held jey as he said it? sami loves him. nobody can tell me that sami doesn't love him. and, honestly, i think if anything the match highlighted how much jey loves sami in return, but how much he hates it. when he started shouting in sami's face about how he called him his brother, you can tell it still hurts him. this wasn't about the bloodline or taking down the bloodline, this wasn't about the titles, this was about them. the fact that the focus throughout the match was on jey and sami most of the time, it was their match.
this was about two men who feel betrayed and hurt by each other, who have been broken down by roman to their breaking points, taking out the fact that they gave so much of themselves to each other for it all to backfire in the end on each other. and i just, i fucking love them, bro. i really fucking do.
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Heel Rock. High Chief Seiuli
The Rock turning heel was not planned and running with it is the smart decision.
Wanna know what they should do? Blend all of Rock's heel characters. Nation of Domination, Corporate Champ and Hollywood Rock into one and throw in TKO Board member and finally have Dwayne remind everyone. "There is only one true chief in this family and that is the High Chief SEIULI, me."
Did anyone else notice at the press conference that Rock's title High Chief is there, but Roman is not named the Tribal Chief? Because I fucking did.
The Rock is quite literally a High Chief in Samoa. The title was given to him by the KING of Samoa. I know y’all don’t understand the weight of that, but if that gets brung up in their build up, and they do it authentically, Roman literally is beneath him and the family has to do as Rocky says. The Elders included so … 👀 and also he was literally ordained. It wasn’t passed down. He Legit has the title.
Ever since the press conference, Rock has asserted his authority and Roman has become an underling to The Rock.
So here is what I think could be in the works. Rock proclaims himself as the High Chief and slowly, The Bloodline follows him. Not Roman.
Eventually The Rock recruits new members in the family. Jacob Fatu Zilla Fatu, and Lance Anoa'i.
Cody vs Roman happens. Except this time no one interferes. Rock calls off Jimmy and Solo and keeps away The New Bloodline.
Cody beats Roman. Rock berates Roman for failing and Rockbottoms Roman, while Jacob, Lance and Zilla lays Roman out. Jimmy and Solo leaves him and so does Heyman. Roman is out of the Bloodline.
The next night on Raw. Rock declares that Roman has dishonored The Bloodline and their family. A true Tribal Chief would never need the help and abuse the bloodline like Roman has. The Rock then anoints Jacob Fatu as the new Tribal Chief.
And we spend the year of Jacob reclaiming the WWE Champion, while Roman goes on a babyface run regaining his honor and redemption arc and it ends with Rock vs Roman at Wrestlemania 41 as the True Head of the Table.
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Fuck off with that Lays advert proposal, I guess I should just be glad Puen didn’t put a ring on a KFC drumstick 🙄
But seriously, for all the shit I give/gave the series, Sea and Jimmy did their best, and did have believable chemistry. Also I think they kissed the most out of all the BL couples that come to mind, they legit just kissed randomly like a normal couple. That kind of regular everyday couple interaction is what I like to see in queer romances, normally every kiss has a build up in queer media, no one just walks up and kisses their partners cheek for the hell of it. It was nice that they tried to put some of that normalcy into their characters, even with such a strange story. I’ll admit won’t miss the 20 minutes of being sold products in a 40 minute show every week, but I will miss the characters nonetheless. Just maybe not Tess, screw Tess, he was a jackass.
Although a Not Me rewatch taking over the Saturday spot is totally okay with me, thank you GMMTV.
Also, Dol, totally deserved better than Foei playing him in universe one. Blech!
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Hello! I was wondering if you were still in a 'I love the game Bully' talking mood because geez that game was great! I loved the idea of slowly taking over the gangs that control the school to become the leader was a great goal. Gary was a wonderful villain that I wish had more on screen time(But only a little bit.) What was your fav mission and romance target? I'm curious if you don't mind. Thank you!
YES BULLY FAN
My favorite mission...I'll probably say the one where Gary betrays you and has you go down into the hole (I think it's legit called "Russell in the Hole" or something iirc). He's so cartoonishly evil and you KNOW he's gonna betray you, but the fact it's earlier than expected and it's a hard turn right into the first major boss fight is great.
I think the game would've benefitted a lot from more Gary here and there. After the Russell fight he only pops up for a second during the egg mission with the Preps; instead I wish we could've seen him scheming just a little more so you know he's up to something lol. Have him hang out in the game world by one of the other cliques, and when you approach him he can brush you off. And some of the ambient student chatter can involve rumors Gary is spreading or what they've seen him doing around town.
The game is peak Rockstar writing in the sense that subtlety and complexity is nonexistent. You're in a cartoon stereotypical high school. And yes, a lot of shit is outdated by modern standards: Pete being called a femboy, fatshaming w/ Eunice and Fatty, a mission where you actually help Coach Burton get panties from the girl's dorm...but this is a mid-2000s ROCKSTAR GAME, so what you see is what you fucking get lol. And Jimmy being canonically bisexual was and still is a very bold move to make and I'm glad they didn't cut it from the final version.
As far as love interests go, that's tough. Probably Pinky, just because she's the nicest Prep (which isn't saying much) and I love her personality. Every time she's a bitch she actually walks it back. But I also like Mandy, even if Jimmy fucked her over so hard...like her pictures that HE TAKES of her for Earnest get spread around, so he basically causes the problem that his later mission has him solve. I remember Pat from SBFP saying it was like the fucking D.E.N.N.I.S. System from Always Sunny and I busted out laughing
It's just so FUN. All the voice actors, the artists behind the game's design, the writers, everyone just seemed like they had a great time making it. And the SOUNDTRACK HOLY FUCK, it's amazing
#.bully#russell...likes to hurt people...for PEACE!#Dont try to play dumb with me Hopkins! i tried that when father caught me with nanny.#Ugh. i hope something serious happened to make him late. like he's DEAD >:(#sloot's essays
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