I think Bakugou would be the absolute best pet dad. Like if you had an elderly dog, he has no problem cleaning up after them, massaging their old bones, bathing them in the middle of the night when accidents happen.
You get a new kitten? He complains the entire time about not needing a pet right now, but best believe you’ll find him cradling the kitten to his chest and stroking its little head with one finger as he feeds the tiny baby from a bottle. And when the cat grows older and gets attached to his hip, as much as Bakugou might complain again, he loves it. Let’s the little shit climb his leg even if it stings, and meow in his face with tuna breath.
Pet bunny? He talks hella shit about how your bunny doesn’t do anything but hop around all day, but you can find him laying on the floor with the bunny, patting his own chest and waiting for the little hop over so he can smooch it’s head and rub their ears. Also will buy the best of the best food for the bunny, expensive lettuce and shit, and your bun baby never goes without hay or pellets ever.
You have a bird? He’s teaching it cuss words while you’re out, and proudly shows off how well it says “fucking die!” while the bird is perched on his finger, grinning at you all the while. Best pet dad me thinks.
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Are you really going to betray Malleus like that~? XDD/lh/j
AWRU1IIEIWEIIE SOUSSS YOURE DOING THIS NOW??? 😭😂⁉️⁉️⁉️ i stand corrected !! My Malleus simping is on sleep right now and the only thing waking it up is Malleus reappearance to Book 7😤😤‼️ He gotta explain himself why isnt he appearing for the past few months and the last time we saw him he tried to bury us down to sleep and people theorizing he doesn't care about us 💔💥💥💥
Theres literally a beauty galore happening at Book 7 with his mom and Knight of Dawn reveal??? and the King of TWST Marketing is not invited 😂😭
Unless perhaps Briar Valley event drops, Meleanor is the Number 1 in Design and Beauty and her son is rightfully the runner up (for now hehruwe😚😚).
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speaking of Pokemon, I've used the dlc to upgrade my third team, which includes my Dabi Mimikyu. And at first he was getting KILLED out there I felt so bad so I was like 'oh it's okay we'll just have a few of your big brothers and sisters on the team and you can get the shared exp for now!!' so I've since leveled him to mid-80s being more or less on the bench most of the time
But the last couple bosses in the dlc had some hands and were kicking my mains asses and MULTIPLE TIMES Dabi was the last pokemon I had and I would rescind to fate like 'baby I'm so sorry I gotta put you out here but it's okay we'll get 'em next time"
AND THEN HE WOULD CLUTCH THEM.
EVERY. TIME.
It eventually became a thing where if I was struggling I'd send out my skittering little demonic fairy in a raggedy sheet like SIC 'EM
and he would, in fact, sic 'em
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HES SO CUTE HES SO CUTE HES SO CUTE HES SO CUTE HES SO CUTE
HES A PATHETIC WET CAT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
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