some guy in 1984: I need a strip tease from a psychic drag queen who really fucking sucks at predicting the future

(Ron Mael slowly removing feather boa) Pretzel Take Care Of Cancer (slips off gloves) They're not going to have the sun anymore

me all day: sloowww it dowwwnn, make it BOUNCY

i wonder where i will be. this time next year. could be doing some interneship somewhere. could be homeless. could have a cool job. could ave a mediocre job. could be n school could be not. could have a cat. could be my dog is dead. could be im dead. could be i destroy every relaitonship i have. could be i have a lot of new friends. could be i taking testosteone. could be i join a new religion. could be in oregon. you never knwo. crazy to think about wow........

saw I trap: hey girlie! this guy is dead. but he has a key in his tummy!! could you get it out to save yourself??

saw traps II and up: preform brain surgery on yourself then eat your own arm then watch your wife be brutally murdered then melt all your skin off with this acid then kill 7 innocent bystanders. you have 45 seconds. now you'll think twice about taking antidepressants.

Good Omens Season 3 Predictions:

(it took all my self restraint not to just use Bildad the Shuhite pictures)

don't you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just

thanks for the light

I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

Oh look, it seems everyone has been opted into the unfortunate "experiment" now. For everyone who has been blissfully using the old UI up until now, welcome to hell :)

Do you not like hell? Do you want to leave and crawl back up into the sunlight of the old UI? Well, have I got a link for you! A beautiful tumblr user (who is not me) has gone and fixed things beautifully for you already: https://github.com/enchanted-sword/dashboard-unfucker

You will need to have Tampermonkey installed on your browser of choice, and once that's done, just go to the github link above, and peruse the readme to install. And voila! You have your old dash back!

The authors of XKit Rewritten said during the experiments that at the time, since this was an "experiment" they weren't going to implement anything to revert to the old UI (although who knows if they'll do it now). And the dashboard unfucker has worked beautifully enough for me to where I genuinely couldn't tell if they had ended the experiment or not.

what do you mean jennifer saunder's shrek 2 cover of Holding Out for a Hero didn't play over the entirety of dressrosa arc

how people think i want the reunion to go vs. how i actually want it to go

anyway this hhgu uu hhh this fic

(@moipale I'm sorry I drew fanart before even leaving a comment but that's just how possessed I was)

Like getting a toddler ready for school on a cold winter morning. except hes a grown ass man of 185 years of age. trying to kill a demon.

You’ve heard of the Love Square, now get ready for

The Cousin Square

Does whoever claimed that Riz was gonna have good rolls this season because he finally got prescription glasses and can actually SEE what he's attacking wanna come up here and accept your prize.