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How strong is Joey? You said previously he has big man tatas
And how’d he treat his sons vs daughters? I feel like he’s accidentally lovingly misogynistic. Especially given his conservative religious upbringing. Like he doesn’t believe that darling should labor in the sun, but he doesn’t believe that darling is lesser than him because she’s a woman. Does this make sense?????
Joey's actually very good about beating back any unintentional misogyny. He has a lot of family members, but Betty Jo, one of his sisters, is probably the biggest and strongest laborer in the family. She's huge, and could probably hog tie a cow and carry it into the next field if she needed. He's no stranger to women working just as hard if not harder at traditional masculine activites than men.
He tends be more gentle and allow darling to stay in the house and do stereotypically feminine chores because he just loves them so much! He thinks they're delicate, and their from the city. He doesn't want them to overwork themselves!
As far as kids, Joey is thrilled at whatever his little guy or gal is into! More of a home chores kid? Great! Wants to help on the farm? Awesome. Doesn't really want to do anything but sit and play with rocks? A little odd, but he's more than happy to join in.
The only real difference in how Joey treats kids is age. Until the kid is about eight or so, Joey will treat them like glass. Gently holding them, extremely slow and careful piggyback rides, and baby proofing the house even if they're old enough to ride a bike and swim. Once they're over eight? All bets are off. Play wrestling, swinging the kid around over his head, or throwing them into a big bale of hay from the hayloft. All if the kid is okay with it, of course.
He's excited is his kiddo is good at something he isn't. If Joey's little boy comes up to him and talks about how much he likes cooking or baking, Joey's thrilled! He's always had someone too make meals for him, and he can't cook to save his life. He's so excited that his kiddo has a hobby he can learn with them. Regardless of what his kid is into, he'll sit and listen with fascination.
Joey has had a lot of siblings, but as the youngest boy he doesn't have a ton of experience with babies. Because of this, you'll have to tell him off from time to time, as well as his other family members because of the odd things he may do. He's only ever been around baby animals, so you'll have to explain why human babies can't be held by a scruff, or why they won't start walking within a few days like a baby cow. He's a little disappointed he won't be able to have a conversation with his kid for a few years, but that doesn't stop him from talking to them.
"Mhmm, there's my big healthy lil' dumpling'. What're you gigglin' at, huh? You happy to see daddy? Are ya?"
Joey is thrilled that his family uses hand me downs so much now that he has kids of his own. Seeing his little girl in his old red truck shirt of his little boy in some big green rain boots is enough to make him cry. Expect to see him showing the kids and the rest of the town old family photos of him in the same clothes when he was little.
He's a great dad, especially in the early years. Diapers need changed? He's dealt with grosser. Babies hungry? You stay in bed, he'll feed them. You honestly don't even need to purchase a crib, because his baby is not leaving his broad chest.
"Cmon, darlin'! I'm big and soft, I'm just as good as any old crib, and Joey Jr. Here agrees. Let him stay a lil' longer? Please?"
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Ass/boobs/thighs
What’s your opinions of the preferences of Hisagi, Urahara, Renji and Kensei? 💕
I’m going to offer my opinions for more than just those four if you don’t mind 😂
Hisagi
He’s a boob guy, 100% Have you SEEN the way his face flushes a brilliant red when Matsumoto is near by? When she presses her self up against his arm. The girl knows 😂 I think for Shuhei, the bigger the better. He’s the type to hold and squeeze them, bury his face between them. Likes his girl on top so he can watch the way they bounce
Urahara
He’s an ass man. Hates to see you go but loves to watch you leave. Short dresses and skirts, teasingly swaying when you walk, threatening to flash him with a gust of wind (that he’s hoping for,,, why do you think he carries that fan everywhere he goes? 😏 ) doggy style or reverse cow girl for this man please. He will spank you, all the time. A playful swat as you pass, bent over his knee, while he’s fucking you from behind. His hand will find your ass
Kensei
So, I’m going to go in a different direction. Kensei goes weak at the knees for long hair. Now hear me out 😂 Long, thick hair, tumbling over your shoulders. The way you run your fingers through it, flip it over your shoulder drives him wild. The feel of it tickling his thighs when you go down on him, He’ll runn his fingers through it, pulling it back and use the makeshift ponytail to control the speed of your mouth. The sight of it fanned out over the bed beneath you, you entwining your fingers through it and gripping at the roots when he pleasures you Pulling it off your face, securing it with his fist, tugging your head back when he does you from behind. Yeah. He likes hair.
Renji
I’m going to say ass, but think it’s more of a hips/ass situation. He loves the curves of your hips. The way they sway when you walk. How they curve out from your waist to your thighs. He loves how feminine they are, how they look under a tight dress. The perfect place to grab onto. Doggy, cow girl, bent over, standing up. His hands will be on your hips, caressing the soft skin. Digging his nails into the plump flesh.
Shunsui
Boobs, ass, thighs… ears, nose, belly, toes, knees 😂 what part of a woman does this dog not love? I think his favourite is just the whole woman. He would LAVISH attention to every part of his partner. There’s not a part of you he wouldn’t worship with kisses and caresses. He’s big on praise, would eradicate any self doubt or concerns you had with your body. He would want you under him, laid out for his viewing pleasure as he took his time, kissing, nipping, licking, sucking over every single part of you, taking his sweet time savouring every inch.
Ukitake
I would love to say that this perfect angel would never object a woman nor assume her worth based on a physical trait.
But it’s boobs 😂
He can’t help it, they’re just wonderful. Big or small, it doesn’t matter. They’re soft and nice to hold. A little cleavage poking out? So incredibly sexy, more so than if they were on full display. When sick, would take complete advance of your sweet coddling, laying his head on one breast, hand “innocently” cupping the other as he snuggles in and gets comfortable.
Byakuya
Another strange one, but I’m going to go with skin. Loves how soft it is under his rough hands. Loves seeing it darken with colour under his hand. How your wrists hold the dent if the rope wrapped around them. How easily you bruise, the stark contrast of purple on your neck compared to your creamy complexion. How your cheeks pink under his dark gaze, how the blush spreads from your cheeks, down your neck and to your chest. How sensitive it is, how you shiver and twitch under the softest of his touches.
Kenpachi
Thigh guy! Man is massive. And incredibly strong, He appreciates a curvy gal, little cushion for the pushing, someone that isn’t going to break with his rough handling. He loves thick thighs, how soft the inner thigh is. How they spread ever so slightly when you sit down. How his fingers dig into the plump flesh. Thighs squeezing around his head as he devours you. The perfect handful to support your weight as he throws you up the wall. Being spread open by his unmovable hands, squeezing around his hips. The line that’s created at the top of your thigh where it meets stomach, god damn.
Shinji
Another ass man with a sprinkling of thighs. My guy loves lingerie . A lacy number with thigh high stockings? Good luck leaving the house for the next three hours. He’s playful, a teasing little demon. Like Urahara, he loves smacking your ass, he’ll palm and squeeze your ass at all times, in public or at Home. Hugs you from behind, grinding himself into your ass. He’s the type to wait until you bend over, before sneaking up behind you, grabbing your hips and thrusts hard into your ass, laughing manically while doing so. He likes you laid out on the bed, one leg thrown over the other, twisting your body, ass on show while he can still look into your face.
Gin
I think he’s a boob guy. Finds their weight comforting, likes to just hold them. They warm his hands, are fun to play with, They’re soothing. Throws his arm around your shoulders, lets his arm drape down and cups you when walking, or sat next to eachother. He’s a perv, loves to watch them bounce when you run or jump. Likes to fuck them, enjoys seeing them covered in his seed
Grimmjow
Ass man. Bigger the better. He loves to smack it when you walk past. Grabs hold and squeezes when he kisses you. He likes it when you sit on his lap, warm weight of your ass warming his cock. And if you Fidget and move around? Better be prepared. Nothing better than the vision of you on your hands and knees, ass high up in the air for him. Hell bite your cheeks. The sight of his mark on your ass drives him wild.
Starrk
I’m going to say boob guy. Man is all about his comfort and mid day naps, where better to pillow his head than on your soft chest? He’ll fall asleep there often, you on your back with his weight draped over you, head resting on your chest. He enjoys it when you do most of the work in bed, so you on top is a favourite. I think he’ll also like a bit of a belly, it’s another great place to rest his head. When he actually does some work in the bedroom, he’ll cover your lower belly in kisses.
#bleach#bleach asks#just my thoughts tho#bleach fanfiction#bleach smut#shunsui kyoraku#urahara kisuke#grimmjow jaegerjaquez#shinji hirako#kensei muguruma#shuhei hisagi#renji abarai#jushiro ukitake#gin ichimaru#coyote starrk
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Sunshine
Pairing: Cowboy Sheriff Dean x City Gal Reader
Summary: After your family cut you off, your great-aunt Laura invited you over to her ranch you often visited when you were just a child... You drive through the beautiful town until you accidentally graze a horse that just so happens to be the sheriffs...
Warnings: None
A/N: Y/h/c (hair color) tell me what you think!
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My whole life depended on my parents, even though I wanted to leave they made me believe I couldn't do anything on my own and it was in my best interest for me to blindly follow what they wanted.
But... What about what I wanted?
After I ran out on my wedding day because everything was set up and my family was money-hungry greedy whores. I decide to leave and start fresh...even though that meant going to my Aunt Laura's house whom I haven't seen in years.
Driving through the cute little town, while people talked on the sidewalks and had conversations with people without their phones in hand.
NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH
Slamming to a complete stop, I hadn't seen the horse due to the distractions. Noticing a man on it and his head whips around practically glaring at me while he walks over to the car knocking on the window
“What the hell is wrong with you sweetheart?” He asked with his gruff deep voice, that had a hint of an accent.
“I didn't mean to... Is he okay?” I looked up at him, getting a good look at his bright green eyes and freckles on his face.
“She. It's a she. Nope, she got grazed by a woman who couldn't pay attention to the road. Oopsie daisies” The man grumbled placing a hand on his hips, the sun perfectly shining on him to show all his facial features.
I look at him and cross my arms, he sure was a grumpy man. “500 dollar ticket here ya go sweetheart. Damages and all” he said with a smirk sliding the ticket over.
“I grazed the horse not murder it!” I shout out handing him the ticket back, he slightly glares as he tosses it in your car.
“Oh, honey you should be happy that it was my horse and not my car.” He huffed out, walking away and gently pulling the horse to the sidewalk.
When I have the chance, I drive past him and start driving up to my aunts. Fields and fields of grass, cows, and horses scattered around I couldn't help but scrunch my nose. If I'm being quite honest... I've never been a big fan of animals, but I guess I'll have to deal with it while I'm here. Let's just hope they don't get too close.
Pulling up to the driveway, of the beautiful farmhouse that was a little old but sure as hell something you wouldn't find back in the city.
“Oh my! Y/n! You got so big!” before I could even register the person I got squished into a hug that ended by an older gruff voice chirps in.
“Laura, your going to squish her to death” He crosses his arm with a smile, my favorite uncle well...it was either between Daniel my dad's older brother who was a pain in the ass, or Clayton who was just chill. So of course, clay would be my favorite.
“Auntie Laura and Uncle Clay! How have you both been?”
They both have smiles on their faces, the last time I had seen them I was a kid who loved it out here... Times have changed.
“Wonderful! We had to get a ranch hand since this oldie is getting frail even though he doesn't want to admit it.” Laura teasingly mutters tugging me up the creaky porch and handing me a sweet tea.
Scrunching my nose at the sweetness, but I had to admit it was one of the best I've ever tasted so I'll give her that. I ran a hand through my y/h/c hair with a sigh slipping out, as I grab the ticket out of my pocket.
“Oh, dear! Did you get pulled over? What for?” My aunt asks curiously, with a head tilt.
“I accidentally grazed a horse... But you can barely tell, the guy was an ass.” I mutter under my breath, Leaning against the white chipped pillar.
My uncle looks at me with a raised brow, while crossing his arms with a grin. I look at him confused when I turn around to see who he looking at.
“Well hello darlin.” The green eyes look down at me, with a smirk.
Well fuck.
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Chapter 2
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Now listen up
I am obsessed with this man. He's got so many weird details about him and I love (almost) all of them.
First, Slim's original concept fucks. Being an undead cattle rustler out for bull's blood due to being trampled to death is fascinating. I don't know how long it took before someone at Disney cried "too dark" at that backstory, but I'm surprised it was even in consideration given the mostly lighter tone of the final product. More than that, Disney could've had a literal ghost rider among their villains! Had that movie been any good, he might've joined Disney's popular villain lineup, or maybe we could've even gotten a boss battle with him in a Kingdom Hearts game. That's not what we ended up with due to Reasons, though, which is a bit disappointing, but not much you can do about that.
Anyway, onto what we did get.
Before Slim makes his formal appearance, he's only seen in silhouette, on a wanted poster, then in disguise, and is finally fully revealed when he rides in on a bison. He is huge, and I don't mean because he's fat, I mean he's a good deal taller than most of the other characters. He's set up to be someone threatening, to be taken seriously.
And then comes his yodeling villain song.
The moment it's revealed that Slim's yodeling can hypnotize cows, the music picks up and there's a literal rainbow of colors for the rest of his number. As I said, he's a big man, but he's also light enough on his feet to dance and jump on and off any of these cows while not missing a beat in his performance. When the men who got knocked out beforehand come running after him, he doesn't threaten them, he just throws his spurs at a precarious bit of rocky landscape with such force that it falls and blocks the pathway to him. That's more badass than if he did draw his gun on them.
Actually, I wanna talk about the music he performs. The movie's set in Wyoming during 1889, so obviously Slim's not gonna be yodeling A Cruel Angel's Thesis or whatever. They could’ve come up with something original for him to yodel to (which, I mean, they kinda do), but they chose music by composers such as Tchaikovsky and Beethoven, which aren't exactly things you'd associate with the wild west. The obvious out-of-universe answer for why those pieces were chosen is "they existed before the year this is set in, and they're recognized even today," but we've no in-universe answer for why he chose them or how he knows them. Regardless, it's kinda amazing that he knows them well enough to yodel them.
His lair in Echo Mine has an area with some nice furniture in it. How'd this shit get there? Who knows. Anyway, this is where he reveals that he disguises himself to buy up the properties owned by the people he's stolen cattle from, which includes his former employers. Why doesn't he work for any of them anymore? He never directly says. According to him, they didn't "appreciate [his] talents," which means they probably hated his yodeling. I don't blame him for being mad about that because why the hell would you tell someone that? If he's doing the job right and well without hurting anyone, then who cares? The idea that he's moved on to use a skill against the former bosses who didn't like it is kinda great though.
(Side note: a nice, small detail about this part of the lair is the faded branding on the map, which shows that Slim has been doing this for quite a while. Shame that it's not more consistent from shot to shot though. I can't take credit for noticing this myself: my partner pointed it out after I posted a screenshot as a joke on Discord. She's so cool.)
Slim doesn't like it when someone calls his yodeling "singing": he thinks singing is beneath him given the disdain in his voice when he says that's what birds, saloon gals, and children do. No, he considers what he does to be an art. He's not entirely wrong, though: it is an impressive skill, especially since he can yodel to certain classical pieces like The William Tell Overture, Ode to Joy, Ride of the Valkyries, and The 1812 Overture. (Also Yankee Doodle, because, well, American. Also maybe Largo al factotum from The Barber of Seville, but I'm unsure of that one: unlike Slim, I am no classical music expert.) There's no need for him to be quite as defensive about it as he is, but his nephews calling it "singing," saying that might be why his bosses didn't like him, and calling yodeling "silly" is enough to make him get violently angry at them. Man's got issues.
Oh yeah, Slim has nephews. They're triplets named Gil, Phil, and Bill, and they're collectively known as The Willies. Unlike their uncle, they're all blond and thin, so god knows what Slim's unnamed and unmentioned sibling must look like.
Slim also has a bison named Junior. I'm not fond of the whole "he's too fat to ride anything else" angle of that, but I do like that they chose an animal that people are constantly told to not mess with because of how dangerous they are. Slim's not afraid of him: he's got this creature trained to listen when he calls for him. I can only guess that Slim is the one who named Junior, so maybe he also raised him. It would explain why Junior appears annoyed with him but still puts up with having Slim jump on his back and the like.
You know what Slim doesn't have though? Kids. Putting together the disdain in his voice when he mentions children, his seemingly low opinion of saloon girls, his big villain number turning the landscape into a rainbow of colors, the queer history of cowboys, and the prevalence of queer-coding in Disney villains... well, I think you get where I'm going with that.
Moving onto his disguise. Don't ask me why nobody figured out this was Slim sooner, given that his wanted poster shows they have the same facial hair, bushy eyebrows, and bags under the eyes. My best guess is because it's in black-and-white and he's in a different outfit, and unless someone's encountered him before they probably don't know what he sounds like. Anyway, His alias is Yancy O'del (yeah, I know), but the one sign we see him with has both "Mister" and "Esquire" in there.
Having looked this up, I learned a few things. First, having "Mister" and "Esquire" together isn't something you're supposed to do, yet nobody in-universe caught this. Second, in the United States, "Esquire" is a title only used for lawyers, so maybe that's why nobody questioned him - fear of a sudden lawsuit for something or other. Third, "Yancy" was not really a name used back then, or at least not a common one. Why'd he choose that name (besides for the pun)? I dunno.
(Also, where the hell does Junior stay whenever he goes to one of these auctions? The world may never know.)
Slim's final defeat at the hooves/wings/what-have-you of several farm animals is pretty pathetic, even by silly Disney villain standards, but I got to give him credit for not wanting to give up even after his disguise is (literally) blown and while he's stuck in a train's smokestack. I have no idea how he planned on getting out of that one, and whatever it was most likely wouldn't have worked anyway, but I admire his refusal to back down in the face of obvious defeat.
Even in his very last scene we see him struggling with the ropes they tied around him while he's carted off to jail. He does not give up.
Anyway, here he is picking up Small Black Market Dealer Steve Buscemi one-handed like it's nothing. (His name is Wesley, but Slim keeps calling him Mister Weasley. That's right, this movie used that joke before Frozen did.)
And here he is lifting three full-grown cows off the ground before tying them up faster than they can react to it. (The cows have names too, but this post ain't about them.)
He uses his left hand to write and aim his gun and seems just as adept with using it as much as his right, which is cool. (There's no frame with both his face and the gun, so you'll have to trust me on that.)
Speaking of his hands
Look at this huge-ass man and his pinkies, I can't with this dude
Look at that smile, sir, who gave you the right
If there were a whole movie about just these two, I'd watch it, I won't even lie.
I've gone on about this guy for probably too long by this point, so to sum it all up:
Babygirl
#Alameda Slim#long post#I tried being coherent but that slipped away from me towards the end lmao oh well#''Blapis are you done being mentally ill and gay for Slim yet'' not in the slightest have a nice day#I mean I'm trying to with a tropical storm and an earthquake warning at least#I'll try adding image descriptions later when my brain is working better sorry#shut up Blapis
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On the topic of monster noms, do you have any thoughts on Minotaur MILF preds? The multiple segment stomach cows have for ruminating is an idea that would be fun to explore.
Ooooh, multiple stomachs do sound fun...
I imagine a minotaur pred would be pretty big and strong; a human woman with horns and a tail– maybe hooves– and abs for days.... mmmmm yeah~ ☺️
Obviously, being twice my size, it wouldn't be hard for a minotaur gal to just pick me up and gulp me down... she'd probably play with me a little, wrapping her tongue around the upper half of my squirming body, coating me in even more slime, before taking a biig swallow~
My little whimpers would be muffled by her thick neck and I would make a striking bulge in her throat as I slip down to the fermentation chambers below... <3
Ooough I can just picture my big, strong Monster MILF devourer smacking her swollen middle, letting out a powerful burp to signify my fate's been sealed 🥵🩷
If there's digestion involved, then her stomachs would probably make quick work of me. My muffled sounds of surprise and confusion slowly fading away as I'm pushed through each segment, replaced with my low moans of arousal as I slide around deeper into her guts, into each new slippery environment. By the time I've reached her fourth stomach I'm barely conscious, churning away in her acids, in absolute preygirl bliss.
Would love to put a little chub on those minotaur abs 💕 at least until I reform
If it's safe, well... I've actually been cooking up some ideas for that! I'll make a separate post for what I think each stomach segment would feel like/how a prey's journey (me!) would go. This post ended up longer than I expected lol.
But yes, to answer your question, 10/10 would get nommed again by a minotaur MILF pred and her 4 sloshy stomachs 😍
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Ok, ok, ok...I was not that excited about this expansion. When it was announced, I thought I wouldn't like it at all because I'm more of a San Myshuno kinda gal. I love big cities, grew up in big cities, and always felt the countryside was great for naps, slipping into comas, and hiding out in the witness protection program.
Obviously I am an idiot.
Less than 24 hours since I began tinkering with this pack, I am now furiously and obsessively plotting this story.
Asa Wyman was born and raised in Chestnut Ridge, where he proudly owns and runs his own ranch. He raises sheep, llamas, and keeps dairy cows. Asa is focused, hard-working, but also kind and generous. He's an idealist and is a deeply-feeling, sensitive person. This has led to much heartache in his life, but he doesn't know how to be otherwise. This soft-heartedness also causes him to make the impulsive decision to foster a severely neglected horse, Copper. While his intentions are good, he is completely out of his depth. Asa needs help with the horse, who has trust issues and is terribly defiant. This prompts him to reach out to the legendary horse trainer, Ignacio...
Ignacio "Nacho" Rodriguez is part Chiricahua Apache on his mother's side and Chicano on his dad's side. His family moved to Chestnut Ridge when he was already in his early teens, which made him feel like an outsider among the close-knit cliques at school. As a result, Ignacio comes across as somewhat aloof and indifferent. He loves the landscape of Chestnut Ridge: the rugged land and wilderness call out to him. Although he is a passionate person, he doesn't believe in serious relationships or any type of long-term commitment. In fact, his few friends joke that only horses get Ignacio's complete devotion. He is known for being a horse trainer, a fabled "horse whisperer", whose services are often sought after even beyond Chestnut Ridge. So, when Asa appears before him one afternoon begging him to help Copper, he is intrigued...by both the case and the disarmingly charming rancher who is failing-oh-so-hard at keeping his obvious attraction secret...
Copper is ADORABLE, my sweet widdle horsie-pooh! Look at him! Look. At. Him! He can do no wrong! Actually, he can. He has issues. He's scared and afraid to trust and it makes him difficult to deal with and defiant. Copper is verrrry smart, you see. He's got everything figured out: the foster guy doesn't know what he's doing AND he's on to the trainer guy's tricks. He likes it, though, when the two of them come see him at the ranch. He doesn't know what they're yammering and bickering about, but he feels better when they are both there. There's a warmth and sweetness he can pick up on when they're there and it's very soothing and healing for him; so, he needs to make sure they keep showing up. Together!
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Dear Daftaiyo
(Yes, I write to you, once again)
Not a day goes by without me thinking about your art and that animatic that I rewatch so often. You sit in my notifications quite often with reblogs, but I miss your art!
I want to make an art for your Piglin again. But I want to do something with lore in it.
Would it be possible to arrange? Maybe you could ramble in the post for this ask, or message it to me if you don't wanna share it publically?
Love your art and your character forever,
Respectfully,
Marcus blood-smith
Well hello there, dear Marcus blood-smith!~
Yee sorry got a new job and cant really find time to do art worth posting here. (Its silly sketches and comms And people following me here expect fanart)
For the lore mghmmm I cant really tell much more from the server, don't play there often. I mean I made an egg costume and was running around in it a lot pretending to be qsmp egg. Fun time. Mostly I visit it for our events like secret santa or new minigame that was built in the game district. Bunker game was really fun. It's based on board game with the same name.
Got back to my first base to finally finish it! I guess you can make up lore from that-
Like weather in snowy Tinkerwing village got so bad that people from there had to move in the big tree in the warmer area. Ooohhh abnormal weather.
Hilda DOES have her own lore tho that's different from whatever happens when I'm playing and she's completely new character from me.
She's more of background character in that story tho
The only pic with whole crew I have is this one
In story she was childhood friends with ghast gal, but they were separated when Hilda went through the nether portal and couldn't go back. Ghast got mad at her thinking she was abandoned, got super buff, speedrunned minecraft (not a joke, she went to the End and got op loot there) finally found Hilda and get in the cool anime battle with her.
While after Hilda appeared in the Overworld she was found by Noelle (brown cow) before turning into zombie piglin Was cured in the village and started observing new culture for her helping to fight the Big Bad Rich in a face of Adele (phantom gal) and her right hand arm. man. her everything. Her confidence, best friend. Her silly rabbit.. Piper (silverfish in yellow glasses) in the process. And yeah fighting her bff after
So
I might try making separate blog for oc's But I'm just not that kind of person to talk about my oc's a lot. I'm not that good of story writer or story teller. Most of my oc's don't have lore rather just concept of it.
I did manage to upload a lot of pics on Toyhouse tho You could check it out to maybe get some more context from art there (I'm Daftaiyo there as well)
Thank uuuuu<3<3<3
Was glad to see you again,
Daftaiyo~
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Alright! Here’s the start of these!
These are the base designs, but I’ll include more details under the cut! Please keep in mind that at the time of me writting this, not all of Deltarune has been released! So I’m probably gonna get some stuff. Very wrong.
(I also haven’t thought as in depth about Deltarune as I have about Undertale, again because not all of it is out yet! So please, if I get something wrong in here that is like. Common knowledge. Please forgive me :,)))
Okay so we’ll just go down the line!
Kev
Okay So big difference. They aren’t a scientist!
She still has her Doctorate, but ended up teaching High School math instead of working in any scientific fields.
Both of their kids have grown up significantly more!
MK’s in middle school, and Thetin’s off in college!
Yeah. Kev is still a bit of a grumpy gus.
They don’t HATE their job, but they don’t love it either.
Lot of paperwork. And not a huge paycheck.
The are involved in a lot of town stuff, though.
As for the Dark World… holy cow.
I don’t think she would really get it at first, and would be REALLY uncomfortable with everything.
I’m talking panic drop kicking anybody who comes near her.
They just want to get back home, take a shower, and go to bed.
Eventually though, I think she gets the hang of everything!!!
Oh yeah, and I think her, Aesop, and Alphys would probably bumble their way into a dark world together.
Which is fun.
I think Kev kind of declares themself the de facto leader in that situation (it’s more of a democracy but shhhh. Don’t let her hear you say that).
Yeah they kick some ass it’s pretty cool.
Aesop
So big difference. Here she’s alive! Face and all!!
She works at the middle school as a custodian.
Alphys and her are still friends!!!
Yeah. She’s actually doing decent. Not great. But decent.
She has her own little family, and while they occasionally have their problems, over all she’s decent.
In a dark world though?
Homegirl is having the absolute time of her life.
Seriously, she loves it. The magic, the environment, it all feels like something from a dream.
She just thinks it’s really nifty guys.
In battle, it’s really REALLY hard to get her riled up enough to hit somebody full force.
She’s more of a grapple kind of gal.
That being said, she’s a barbarian for a reason.
Get her mad enough and your ass is grass.
I think she really acts as Kev’s foil, keeping them grounded in times of peril.
And with Alphys? Those guys are buddies! I think they both are really interested by dark worlds, and bond over that.
CG
Okay so for starters, she’s a nurse!
She just got out of college, and is working at the hospital.
It’s hella busy but she’s having a decent time.
Her bubbly attitude has mixed reactions from both the people she works with and her Patients. Some love it, some can’t stand her.
I don’t know why, but I think her and Gin fall into a dark world together.
I don’t know how I just think they’d have fun together.
Speaking of which, she’s an absolute CHAOS AGENT in the dark world
I’m talking side quests, accidentally burning shit down, just having a grand old time.
Again, public opinion is really split on her. Some think of her as a brave warrior, and others think she’s an omen of doom. It all depends on how recently she’s burned something down.
But yeah she’s having a good time.
Gaster
Okay full stop, I’m such a sucker for the Knight!Papyrus theory so. Yeah.
While I have my own theories for involving Papyrus in Deltarune, this is ASS!Papyrus! So I get to do what ever I want with this one >:)
Just kidding. Anyway!
He’s the knight.
Well. One of them.
I think there’s a couple running around, Kris being one of them (and Dess possibly being another but you didn’t hear it from me 👀)
Anyway.
Him and Sans moved to Home town recently to outrun the law because Gaster got mega fired from his last job.
That being a scientist.
Yeah. You can put the dots together.
Anyway, some way or another, Gaster figured out how to enter the dark world, make fountains, the whole Shibang.
He never had the redemption arc he had over here so. Um. Yeah. He’s still like that.
So intentions for reality as a whole? Probably not the best.
I don’t think he fully understands that he’s dooming the whole world. I think he’s just trying to get control over his life again in the worst way possible.
So yeah he’s. He’s a little fucked up.
Alphys
Okay! Homegirl!
You already know her whole deal in the light world, so I won’t go into it.
IN THE DADK WORLD HOWEVER.
I have. Some thoughts.
First off, she has these badass gauntlets that shoot Lasers out of them.
This scared the shit out of her the first time it happened.
I think she’s also super interested in how a dark world is even possible. Like the science behind it and stuff.
I think she really wants to try and document as much as she can about it but. Can never really get the right equipment down there with out of going all funky.
You being ONE camera down and next thing you know, you accidentally invented a gun.
Her and her gang get along pretty well, I think.
Her group could definitely be considered the most ‘heroic’ out of anybody in this list LMAO
They actually TRY to do quests and shit. Without to much property damage.
She can repair broken items!
But yeah that’s her and I love her.
Sans
Again, you already know his whole lightworld deal.
Convience store owner, local some guy, etc.
His relationship with Gaster is a LOT more strained over here (which is saying a lot)
He’s worried about why he rarely comes out of his room, but he’s also kind of pissed at him for just. Everything going down in their lives now.
This is amplified slightly in the dark world where he’s just like “I’m sorry you knew about this for how long? And you did what now???”
But then he drops it because he’s sans and non confrontational fndndndmd
Yeah he’s a bard.
He’s got a long trumpet thing that’s bigger than he is.
It is exclusively used for meme songs.
He kind of follows Gasted around because he doesn’t really know what else to do and is just kind of mildly horrified by it all.
Gets great gigs tho, creating intricate poems about the epic deeds of heroes such as “Suc Adic” and “Alloto Dix”
Gin
Yeah okay so this one’s fun.
Them and Alphys used to be roommates but ended up having a falling out and haven’t really talked since.
Gin ended up moving to the city, where they became one of those Bus Tour guides.
It’s not their dream job or anything but… well. It’ll have to do.
So they do that and all that jazz, but it doesn’t really pay the bills.
So they’re kind of forced to return to the town they grew up in to try and find something that will work.
And guess what! They end up meeting CG and have a ton of fun adventures in a Dark World!!
Out of the two of them, Gin is definetly the more chaotic one.
They would live in the Dark World if they could.
They have a similar deal to Gaster where the Dark World is just. It’s a better alternative to their life and it just sucks man.
They really, really hate that.
But yeah they’re mostly a force of good, if you don’t mind a bit of property damage while they’re at it!
Okay now that that’s done. Have some Misc. Doodles!
Thanks for reading :)
#WHEW. LONG POST.#I just think they’re neat :))(#those are my rambles#ANYWAY#ask the science squad#undertale#tw bold text#tw caps#tw swearing#birthday bash#deltarune#ooc
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I’ve been missing home lately and reading Midwestern AU is so comforting. I’m a suburban gal but grew up midwestern enough that my best friend said “melk” instead of milk and we ran around her grandma’s fields barefoot picking through the leftover pumpkins come Halloween.
I was telling a coworker the other day about our local Cornfest- how there’d be a Giant tub of boiled corn and back in the day it was Free! You’d get in line, and they’d shuck your ear (leaving the husk as a handle of course) and then proceed to Dunk it in a vat of Butter. 🤤 🤤 oh my gosh I want some boiled sweet corn so bad I could cry.
What’s Lexa’s favorite fest/fair around town? And what’s it like when she shares it with Clarke the first time?
Melk.
The way Lexa would hang her head in shame 😔
ANYWAYYY Lexa's favorite fairs would have to be the bigger state and county fairs. I mean the state fair kinda sucks but it's a right of passage and this can't be missed. I mean where the hell else are you supposed to eat a fried twinkie, deep fried pork chop sandwich, foot long corndog, potato tornado, and a lemonade shakeup all in under an hour??? (Note to Clarke for next year. Do not immediately follow it up with a frolicking turn on the tilt-a-whirl.) Of course there's the sweet corn festivals where, honestly, it's impressive that someone as tiny as Lexa can manage to mow through so many cobs in one sitting. "Corn's a way of life here, love." And can't forget a trip to see the yearly winner of the Butter Cow exhibit. Taking an, albiet quick, stroll through the livestock pavilions so her city girl can make friends with a few pigs and pat some horses. Maybe get her sneaker bit by a goat just for good measure. "It's part of the experience, babe. You'll get used to it 😌."
Now, her favorite autumn festivals would definitely be more of the nature variety. She is a fanatic about riding around the backwoods country side to get to the best apple picking spots, the pumpkin patches that let you walk through the rows for hours with your little pull wagon until you pick the perfect ones for Jack-o-lanterns. She's like a kid taking Clarke around to all the orchids around them and letting her smell the scent of the earth in Fall.
And oh. Oh. When Halloween time rolls around? Saddling Clarke up for hay rack rides and haunted mazes, taking her to the big events like Fright Fest and Terror on the Square (it helps that Lexa of course knows everyone who volunteers, because of course she does) and walking her around while they'r booth dressed up in costumes. It's all the best parts of living where they do. It's probably not all that impressive to anyone but the people who live there, but it's what she loves and dammit it's all tradition 😤
#greentoethumbs#FOR THE RECORD I DO NOT SAY MELK 😩#and neither does Lexa... when she's paying attention
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For youuuu :
Leaning against the door frame I watched as the sunset streaming in turned the y hidden parts of brown hair a little amber.
Raking my eyes over her half hidden face I slauntered my way over to the cow-gal of the hour, swinging my leg over her, my hand on the brim of her hat as I sat in her lap, tilting it up so I could see her sun kissed bronze eyes I ask “tired ?”
With her hands at my sides she nodded “yeah ? “ I said, my hands now caressing her front up and down. “That’s a shame, I was hoping we could have rode tonight”
“The stables are closed tonight”
Humming, my breath hitched as she pulled me closer to her “Bull riding, love”
She laughed, letting out a breath “You wouldn’t have lasted a second”
I puffed “ Would have lasted longer than you” grabbing my roaming hands I saw a glint form under her hat, “No, you wouldn’t”
Putting the coffee brown felt on my head suddenly flipping us over making me squeal, hot breath fanning my ear she whispered “let’s see how long you can stay on, sweetheart ” Looping her pointer finger around both hoops of my bow she pulled me closer by my neck, making our lips ghost as she gyrated up and down.
Undoing her belt with one hand , the other trying to keep the oversized hat on my head while trying to follow her lips I murmured “you sure you can keep up with me” she smiled, lowly chuckling “we’ll find out now, won’t we” then we-
Dang 😞 I’m sorry, my Wi-Fi must be bad or something this game keeps crashing
If it seems rushed I wrote it at work and there’s currently a dude that won’t stop talking to me. Big girl duties 😶🌫️
🎀
My little 🎀 anon... the words I wish I had for this.
First of all you better fix that fuckin wifi cause where's the rest? 💳💥💳💥💳💥
Secondly, had to go into the office for something earlier and read it there. BIG MISTAKE.
Third, how did you know my hat is coffee brown?
#scarletlizzard asks#🎀 anon#well well well#this... yeah this is it#I will continue to keep re reading this#ig you like cowgirls then huh#favorite#<3333
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I'm a bit late, but top 10 (or however many) kinds of monstergirl!
Mary no that’s an evil ask, Mary no I can’t choose between all the pretty monsters noooooooooo
but uh I guess if I had to! Quickly list out some that’ve been on my mind
Centaurs or taurs in general
dragons and kobolds
merladies and other sorts of aquatic women!
slime girls! Gotta love goo girls!
Orcs, Oni, Ogres; all the big O ladies!
snake women! I love me a snake gal...
Doll gals. They’re weird but cute!
robots! Robo women so pretty and cute...
goblins! Bitches love goblins and I’m bitches (also fairies but I’m tacking this here because I have a fairy girl - goblin lady couple)
ghosts!!! Fucking love ghost ladies, they’re so fun to play around with and ghost rules + kinks = good time
and then demons and succubi and imps as well as minotaurs/cow girls get an honorable mention because! I have no ideas for them right now
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ik i still need to finish the last 2 days of the acnh 14 day challenge lol idk why ive been putting it off. but i just came across a post someone did where they shared their favorite villagers (design-wise) in each species and i thought that was a cute idea so i want to give it a try!! here are my opinions lol:
FAVORITE VILLAGERS BY DESIGN — PART 1
alligator: SLY!
i think the alligator model is super cute but im kinda neutral abt all of the designs. sly is my favorite though because i think he’s the cutest out of all of them and i rly love his color scheme! also his eyes are so pretty hehe :”~)
honorable mentions:
roswell — i think his pattern and eyes are so cool!
drago — SUCH a cool concept!!! i just am not loving how garishly pink his mouth is in contrast w all that green 😅
anteater: ZOE!
this girl is SUCH a cutie!!! i love the little like.. baby outfit (?) theme and i think her colors are so pretty… i also (you guessed it) rly rly love her eyes. the three eyelashes are so precious
honorable mentions:
pango — i love her overall design and her colors, i just like zoe a little better lol
antonio — MY BELOVED BABY BOY!!!! i love his eyes and especially his pattern!
bear: KLAUS!
GENUINELY so obsessed w this absolute legend… his face is just so beautiful like look at that nose 😭😭😭 and his curls too ugh just so cute. i also think his colors and eyes (im so predictable lol) are just really great!
honorable mention:
charlise — my mom my sister my cool aunt etc etc. my best friend 🥹 she just has the kindest most knowing face… the most expressive eyes… i love her. my giant gummy bear… my wee sing big rock candy mountain snoodle doodle….
bird: ROBIN!
idk i just love the colors / placements on this guy!! i am a huge fan of primary colors and he absolutely does it for me :D (also look at the highlight on his cheekbones i just noticed it… wtf. king)
honorable mention:
ace — a cool guy with great colors! i just don’t love his eyes rip
bull: NOBODY.
im so sorry 😭😭😭 i just don’t rly like any of the designs. i guess coach is the best of the bunch for me but definitely not enough to feature on my list imo.. i would still love and embrace a bull w all my heart if they moved in though 🥲
cat: TABBY!
GENUINELY obsessed w this girl i need her on my island someday 😭😭😭 her nose is just so cool and i love her stripes! her design / colors have a lot of personality idk i just really enjoy looking at her
honorable mentions:
mitzi — one of my favorites from pocket camp! she’s a cool gal i rly love her colors and her siamese points!
rudy — ive always thought he’s so cute lolll 🥹 he reminds me of the ih*p mascot i think the pancake’s name was rudy lol so he fills me w nostalgia
chicken: BENEDICT!
IN LOVE w this dude’s facial features. his eyes remind me of… OH GOD i forget what it’s called but it’s like the brown teddy bear cub w the angry eyebrows that goes viral on here sometimes? idk. [EDIT: RILAKKUMA!] but more importantly those… DIMPLES? idk what they are but i just adore them. he reminds me of a friend of mine who has extremely prominent dimples so seeing him reminds me of her and always makes me smile! also i think his colors are so cool!
honorable mention:
plucky — i just think she’s neat! she has cool colors and feels very hen-like to me idk lol
cows: NOBODY.
im so sorry 😭😭😭😭 i genuinely want to like the cows and i mean i do… tipper’s design is the most appealing to me out of the four and ofc ive had norma on my island and she was a sweetie. but i just don’t fully love any of their designs ☹️
cubs: TAMMY!
i love tammy’s design so much!! her eyes are rly cool w the two lower lashes and her smile is just so expressive.. and ofc i love yellow 🥹 i almost feel like she should be a bear rather than a cub though? her face feels too like… grown (?) to be on a cub model lol. but i also think having that kind of face on a cub gives her a lot of character! im getting cool mean jock girl at school vibes and i love it lol (also this has me wondering… has anyone ever tried to like graft acnh designs onto other (similar) models? like making bears cubs and cubs bears… swapping bulls and cows, monkeys and gorillas, ostriches and birds, etc… that would be so cool if they did that lol). ANYWAY…
honorable mentions:
maple — ive had her on my island before and in accordance w popular belief she is very cute!
judy — another popular one who i rly like! i think it’s mostly bc of her name though lol i think judy is just such a good name. but i mean her face and gradient are very cute too!
deer: BEAU!
probably my favorite conventionally attractive / celebrated villager LMAO 😭 i just think his eyes are rly cool and his design is just so… idk. wholesome and comforting? yeah
honorable mentions:
lopez — i love this guy’s eye style and pink eye shadow! his colors are just rly cool
zell — SUCH a cool design. and look at those curly horns!! :D
dog: BUTCH!
butch’s design is just so pleasant to look at idk! he is the dog ever 😭 he just is like really comforting… i hope my future dog will have the same aura as him lol
honorable mentions:
bea — one of my old residents / dreamies!! she’s absolutely gorgeous 🥹
benjamin — MY BABY BOY MY DARLING MY ANGEL!!!! his nose… his whiskers… 😭🥹💓‼️
maddie — a cutie!!
marcel — such a funky design! i think his whiskers are super cute hehe
duck: MALLARY!
this girl reminds me of… omg im so sorry 😭 but like the girl in the esch*ton 9000 meme. w the pixie cut and the :3 smile. LMFAOOOO but i think that girl is very pretty (SORRY) and i think mallary is too! her eyes are rly nice and i like her kinda edgy sideswept bangs! (also i just thought of another (probably better) comparison: the one and only broadway legend and wlw icon miss j3nn c0llela 🥴🥰)
honorable mentions:
gloria — i think her eyes are SOOOO cool. ilysmge i love you so much gloria’s eyes
ketchup — not the biggest fan of food-inspired villagers but ketchup is a cutie!
that’s all i can fit in for part 1 bc of the mobile photo limit lol! come back tmrrw for part 2 (i’ll try to do a post every day and then maybe return for the last 2 days of the 14 day challenge 🥴)
#animalese#favorite villagers by design#idk how many parts this is gonna have.. im guessing at least 3-4 depending on how many species i skip but let’s see how it goes
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The Most Unwanted Song Lyrics
[Intro: Dina Emerson]
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Uh-oh, uh-oh
[Verse 1: Dina Emerson]
Yo, I'm ropin' up my saddle for the long, long ride
Every time I see the desert there's something inside says
Yo, yo, this is the life, give me open land and a big ol' knife
To get some bear, deer, even a snake!
I light me a fire, do the shake and bake
I say, "Yo, yo" I'm a cowboy now
The sun is hot and dry, gonna rope me a cow
I say, "Yo, yo" I'm loose and free
Whoa there Nelly, you're the horse for me!
[Chorus: Dina Emerson]
Rope 'em up boys
The desert is a callin'
Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo
(Saddle up fellas)
The desert is a callin'
Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo
[Refrain: Children's Choir]
Hey everybody, it's Christmas time!
Christmas time! Christmas time!
Jesus, Mary, and the manger
Christmas time, Family time
Do all your shopping
At Wal-Mart!
Easter Time! Easter Time!
Love, forgiveness, and the bunnies!
Easter Time! Chocolate Time!
Do all your shopping
At Wal-Mart!
[Interlude: Children's Choir]
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
[Verse 2: Dina Emerson]
Out on the plains, just me and my mind
Took me a break to read some Wittgenstein
Born in Vienna in '89
He obsessed with theories of language and time
Like the Tractatus where Ludwig would claim
"The logic of our language is misunderstood"
Philosophy is based on a false pretence
So philosophy itself is nonsense, nonsense!
Philosophy itself is non-sense!
[Chorus: Dina Emerson]
Bedeutung ist tun
Es ist ein Sprachspiel
Nonsense! Nonsense!
Wörter sind Inhalt
Jawohl! Jawohl!
[Refrain: Children's Choir]
Yom Kippur! Yom Kippur!
Self reflection and atonement
Yom Kippur, that's what for
Do all your shopping
At Wal-Mart!
[Bridge: Children's Choir & Dina Emerson]
(Oh, say, "Can you—") Feel the embers glowing
And the turkey in the oven!
(America!) Hear the children singing
There's a turkey in the oven!
(Rockets red glare!) Candles are so pretty
And a turkey in the oven!
Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!
(Buy spurs that jingle at Wal-Mart!)
[Refrain: Children's Choir]
Ramadan! Ramadan!
Lots of praying with no breakfast!
Ramadan, so much fun!
Do all your shopping
At Wal-Mart!
[Verse 3: Dina Emerson]
It's home, home on the big ol' range
Yippee tai oh, get along there stranger
Rope 'em, ride 'em, shoot 'em up good!
We're big and bad in the cowboy 'hood
I say, "Yo, yo" got a river to ford
With a life like this I never be bored
I say, "Yo, yo" I'm wild and free
Whoa Miss Kitty you're the gal for me!
[Chorus: Dina Emerson]
Woah, Miss Kitty
I say, "Woah" there
Woah, Miss Kitty
Yahoo! Yahoo!
[Refrain: Children's Choir]
Labor Day! Labor Day!
Schools are closed and
Pools are open!
Labor Day! All the way!
Do all your shopping
At Wal-Mart!
[Bridge: Children's Choir & Dina Emerson]
(Oh, say, "Can you—") Grandma's on the phone
Go and tell her that you love her!
(America!) Daddy's on the phone
Go and tell him that you love him!
(The Golden Land!) Sister's on the phone
Go and tell her that you love her!
Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!
[Refrain: Children's Choir]
Veteran's Day! Veteran's Day!
Big parade with guns and soldiers
Veteran's Day! What's there to say?
Do all your shopping
At Wal-Mart!
Halloween! Halloween!
Candy corn for lunch and dinner!
Halloween, what a scream!
Do all your shopping
At Wal-Mart!
[Verse 4: Dina Emerson]
Look out there, it's an Injun band!
Coming this way, gonna fight for my land
And build a home town grocery store
American cheese, worth fighting for
Call it "dry gulch" O.K. Corral
Holiday spot dor you and your gal
To get some cool shit and desert rays
Cowboy livin' the American Way!
[Interlude: Dina Emerson & Children's Choir]
It's a cowboy living
(Go! Go!)
It's cowboy living
(Go! Go!)
It's cowboy living
(All the way!)
[Chorus: Dina Emerson]
Rope 'em up boys!
The desert is a callin'!
Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!
Saddle up fellas!
The desert is a callin'!
Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!
[Interlude: Nina Mankin]
People!
Coming together out of a desire to obtain political power!
Vice Presidential Candidate!
Twenty-seven electoral votes!
Central policy issues!
Two party system!
Struggle!
Gain control of the government!
Executive branch!
Military branch!
Foreign affairs!
Influence policy!
Promote ideology; fascism!
Promote individual interests;
George Stephanopoulous, Imelda Marcos!
Promote special interests;
Sugar, Beef, Bananas, Lumber, Pork bellies, Pork barrels, Coca-Cola!
The information superhighway!
Three thousand years of oppression!
Who enslaved people of color?
Who invaded the Caribbean?
Who murdered all the innocent children?!
You did! You! You! You!
[Outro: Group]
It may be you
It could be me
It's not enough
To wait and see
And when we all
Lock arms and sing
Then bells of freedom
Ring ding ding!
(It may be you!)
It may be you
(It could be me!)
It could be me
(It's not enough!)
It's not enough
(To wait and see!)
To wait and see
(And when we all!)
And when we all
(Lock arms and sing!)
Lock arms and sing
(Then bells of freedom!)
Then bells of freedom
(Ring ding ding!)
Ring ding ding!
(This was meant to be sent off anon. I keep seeing the anons having fun and thought I’d join in. Here’s the context: This song was written incorporating the results of a survey that asked about people’s least desirable elements in music. The resultant list included politics, cowboy music, bagpipes, opera, rap, children’s voices, tubas, and advertising jingles, so they incorporated those and other undesired elements into this 22 minute opus. (I have never actually read or watched this all the way through, so I don’t know what it says.)
Wow, this is simply brilliantly awful. I hate and love it, Thank you
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if you could have an unlimited number of any one pet, and gain the space, resources, and automation needed to keep every one of them happy and healthy for free, what species would you choose? i’d choose terrestrial isopods :]
ISOPODS IS SUCH A GOOD CHOICE. uhh GOD this is such a hard question and it's taking every ounce of strength to not also say isopods.
i honestly genuinely would love to just. raise a cow. not necessarily for profit or goods or anything i just want a big gal in my backyard
#or just the biggest fucking troop of ferrets ever#maybe a skink#idk there's so so many animals i've had a lot of interest in caring for over the years but i think if i could choose one for free#(that i KNOW would be happy and enriched)#a cow would be so very very cool#big friend#ask#anon#hope none of you are shocked that '#''cow'' is 90% of the answers to these but um#yeah. cow .
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✨I think I'll put here the franchise (if there is one) next time!✨
Hayoo! First actual character post, it will probably go from moat hyperfixated to least, so stick around!!!
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Starting off we got a splatoon oc (one of two Nintendo related oc's/fc's[I don't know the difference])
Now, she's an inkling who was sent to the deep sea metro as part of a cleanup crew after the events of octo-expansion, lots of sanitizing agents there after all, so, she gets separated and is pressured onto one of those sanitizing machines, yet is saved mid-process by the rest of the crew, though she remains quite affected; see, I took sanitized agent 3's example to base the conceptual look of her, how that.. horn-thing was on the right side of her face? I took only the affected part as reference, annnnd she lost an eye while she was saved as result of the sanitization process, yet it wasn't all empty in there- I'll get there later.
So, she wakes up, doesn't have recollections of any events nor why she was in there, she lived her life normally after that but after a while she didn't feel at home in the city, the music, the turf wars or the jobs, so she packed her things and suddenly left, no notice no anything. She seemed guided to leave onto the outskirts, where she adapted a patch of land into a farm of her own, isolated from modern interactions.
Now, of course, she was acting weird, obviously, that's because even if the sanitization process was stopped, something managed to work, if a bit iffy, and that is the control or guidance, lack of mind and all, but only in minor intensity. She (I'll call her Chummy since that's the stand in name for her.. though it sticks a bit for me) was hearing voices guiding her onto doing things, minor or big, suggested moving out, suggested leaving her life, and started suggesting to search for human "relics" (which are just human stuff) Chummy didn't really comprehens why she would do that, but followed anyway- now that would explain why she lives in such a rustic fashion, she's just being incited onto leaving her own race behind!
Also, just to close out the "story" section, I want to say that the empty eye socket is not.. empty, I adapted that.. horn thing of agent 3 onto something different, a physical manifestation of sanitization inside of the eye, which are gooey tentacles preying inside, guiding and following leads while hidden there.
Alright! Now, onto character description-
Chummy is/was a bright girl with a cherry attitude towards the world, made friends and was an all around Family-Girl, though after the "accident" she would become more erratic, her old attitude would shine through sometimes, but she mostly wasn't.. there much, she's more so of a standard cheerful gal who likes making quips to aliviate situations, specially her own.
She's in her mid 20's, her hair is curled up into two ponytails on her back with some of it sticking out from around her neck in an oval shape, whenever she's in the farm, she wears a pink turtleneck alongside her black overalls, dark green gloves and cow-pattern farm boots, she wears a bandage over her right side to cover the "empty" hole, makes her feel more secure about herself.
While she sometimes goes into the city to sell her products, she does so trying to merge with the commonfolk, so she wears pretty standard attire when she's in public, would look like any other youngster! Silly of her..!
And.. I think that's it? I don't think that was much information at all, but I loved sharing it so much! And its just the beggining, I have so much in store for this place!
If you did read all the way here, thanks! Appreciate people like watching a gal ramble so much about characters I couldn't ever actually show, so my best efforts are putting them so deep into your brains that you see them as I do! Thank you so much and see you all on the flip side!
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