Cardan ate with “By you I am forever undone” 🥰🤭😤💚🫠
Here’s some Jurdan stay fed loves💞💞
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The Bomb: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Jude: *turning to Cardan* How tall are you?
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Jude and Cardan
Ok, can we talk about how Cardan tried to make Jude leave before she was crowned the queen of mirth?
He obviously knew what Locke was up to and wanted Jude to go without making it seem that he cared about her enough to make sure she left.
I wonder how bad he must have felt when Jude did not leave and was insulted and made fun of.
This is exactly why we NEED Cardan's pov of the entire storyline.
How the king of Elfhame learned to hate stories was not enough.
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What if part of the reasons why Cardan wanted Jude to come back so bad from the mortal world was because he was afraid she'd get old and pass away while he lived on?
Oh god it's 3am, make it stop pls. I'm bawling my eyes out.
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Jude : *visibly late* sorry I’m late i was…doing things..
Cardan : *enters the room with very messy hair and clothes and visibly out of breath*
Vic : ladies and gentlemen *points towards cardan* the things.
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"The three of you have one solution to every problem. Murder. No key fits every lock.” ... “Someone tries to betray the High King, murder. Someone gives you a harsh look, murder. Someone disrespects you, murder. Someone ruins your laundry, murder."
- Cardan Greenbriar, The Queen of Nothing
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Ships where the guy says "touch her and you die" but the girl also says "touch him and you die" >>>
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Cardan is living in my brain rent free
His letters are living in my brain rent free
Jude is living in my brain rent free
Her knife is living in my brain rent free
Please help me,
They’re freeloaders
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When Jude holding a knife to Cardan's throat, saying “You really do want me and you hate it” before kissing him is more filthier than any goddamn erotica written in literary history—
you know you're ruined forever.
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Jude: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
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I don't think we talk about Cardan just enough
I don't think it will ever be enough
I'm sorry but we are talking about the BOY who got beaten by his own brother every day the same brother he had to live with because his father had kicked him out of his home because of his OTHER old brother.
The same guy who took the mortal servants back to the human world under the threat of Balakien's wrath.
And the guy who sent a dress to Jude the girl he "hated" so much that he couldn't stop thinking about her.
And the man who was forced into a role he never wanted but carried with it the best he could.
The man who hid his own tail until he didn't
The man who TURNED INTO A SNAKE just because he broke the blood crown and freed the people.
The man who joked about when people were eating meat that was his just a few hours ago.
Cardon is so much more than just the villainous love interest or Jude's pawn.
He is the true king of Elfhame.
And he is better than any man any day.
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