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v3nusstardust · 4 months

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🤍”I’ve always thought you were beautiful” 🤍

Pairing : BESTFRIEND PHOTOGRAPHER!Niki Nishimura x INSECURE!reader :) !

Sypnosis : Your best friend Niki wants to take pictures of you for his new photography project. You agree happily and he gives you the date, time and place where you’ll be taking the majestic photos <3 !

You had arrived at the place Niki told you. It was at a park with a beautiful water fountain. Not many people were there, so you and Niki practically had it all to y’all’s self. You saw him on his phone waiting by the fountain. The fountain was a gleaming white Angel statue, surrounded by vivid green leaves and vibrant flowers. Sunlight danced on the water's surface, capturing the essence of serenity and providing a perfect canvas for your best friend's photography. You were wearing the most perfect dress you could find. It was a knee-length dress in the stunning shade of sage green. The fabric flowed effortlessly, with a subtle sheen that caught the light. The white floral lace added a touch of elegance to it. ✨

“Niki!” You called out as you walked towards him. His gaze shifted from his phone to you. “Hey y/n!” His lips curved into a warm smile. “Nice dress. Sage green looks great on you.” He complimented. Your cheeks turned slightly pink at his remark. “Thank you.”

Niki grabbed his camera from his duffel bag, his eyes gleaming with excitement. “Ready?” He asked. "Yeah... I'm a little nervous, though. I've never taken these kinds of pictures," you admitted, a nervous laugh escaping your lips.

"Don't worry," Niki reassured, his warm smile easing your nerves. "I'll guide you every step of the way. Just be yourself."

As he directed you to the spot by the water fountain, his touch on your shoulders was both gentle and reassuring. "Okay, stand here," he instructed, positioning you with a careful eye. "Now, put your hand... here, and then... yeah," he spoke softly, the cadence of his words echoing the tranquility of the surroundings.

In between shots, Niki offered encouragement, "Perfect, you're doing great! The camera loves you.” As he reviewed the images on his camera screen, Niki chuckled, "These off-guard shots are gold! You're a natural in front of the camera."

All the photos Niki took were off guard or of you with your hand on your cheeks., "Okay, for this one, let's try a classic smile with your teeth, so it looks elegant." He suggested with twinkling eyes.

You hesitated, feeling a bit self-conscious. "Ehh... I don't really want to smile with my teeth..” you admitted with a shy tone. “Why not? I think you have a pretty smile.” He encouraged. “I don’t really like my teeth.. they’re crooked and just..I hate them.” You nervously chuckled. “I think you have a pretty smile” . His eyes locked with yours, giving you butterflies. "You're joking," you responded, a hint of disbelief in your serious tone. “No I’m being serious. That’s why I asked for you to do this with me. I think that your smile is gorgeous.” he affirmed, his words resonating in the tranquil setting. Your eyes filled with tears. “I’ve always hated my smile. Thank you” a shy laugh escape your lips. Tears began to run down your cheeks and you quickly looked down trying to avoid eye contact with Niki. Niki, sensing your emotions, gently placed his camera down and hurriedly approached you. "Don't cry. I'm sorry; I didn't mean to make you cry," he apologized, his fingers carefully tucking strands of your hair behind your ear. His thumb wiped away the tears that traced down your cheeks.

You remained silent, overwhelmed by his unexpected kindness. Niki's tenderness, as he delicately handled your tears, only intensified the emotional moment. Your mascara and eyeliner smudged making glistening trails along your cheeks. "I'm so sorry, y/n. I didn't know you were insecure. I love your smile. It’s beautiful.. you’re.. you’re beautiful.” he confessed , his words hanging in the air with a sincerity that touched your heart.

With glistening teary eyes, you looked at him, seeing the genuine admiration in his gaze. Niki appeared angelic and handsome, his cheeks slightly flushed. “Really? You think I’m beautiful?” You asked, your voice filled with surprise and delight. “Ever since I met you y/n. I’ve always thought you were beautiful.” His eyes looked at you with pure admiration.

“You’re so gorgeous. Anyone would die to look like you, beautiful girl.” Niki complimented, a warm smile gracing his lips. “Let’s take a break. Want to go get Starbucks? Also let’s make a stop at.. what’s your favorite makeup store called again?” He inquired. “Sephora” you smiled, Your eyes locking with his. “Let’s get you some more makeup and we’ll continue our shoot Kay’?”

“Okay.” You nodded. The warmth of the moment lingered in the air for a couple of seconds.

“Can I kiss you? I can’t stop looking at you.” He murmured as he looked at your pink puffy lips. “You’re not scared of my face right now? I’m pretty sure I’ve got smudged makeup all over my face.” You giggled. Niki graced your lips with his thumb. “Please?” He looked into your eyes gently. Without any words, you quickly locked your lips with his. The vulnerability shared in that moment created a bond, strengthening the connection between you and turning an ordinary photoshoot into a profound and beautiful experience.

(a/n : LMK IF YALL LIKE THIS POOKIES🫦 I dead ass wrote this in like 13 minutes 😝🎀)

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polarcoconut · 7 months

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What kind of youtube videos should you start watching? PAC

choose the image that feels like the feeling you want to feel when watching youtube

some examples of feelings >entertained >enlightened >relaxed >seen/felt/heard/connected topic of images: shows i loved as a kid

Pile One : Hannah Montana

gaming videos let go of your high expectations. embrace authenticity and nothingness. you could use a community of different minded people.

some recommendations : sykkuno, quarterjade ,xchocobars disguisedtoast, plumbella, quackity, fuslie

Pile Two: Little Bill

old youtube content

watch an old youtuber you used to love . watch someone who lets you into their life (in their way) Live in a world that doesn't exist anymore so you can really get away. having someone you can look up to would be beneficial.

some recommendations: dan and phil, zoella and alphi, rclbeauty, pat vs. jen, niki and gabi

Pile Three : Wow Wow Wubzy

deep dives

information on random subjects. research your favorite subjects. you are on a steady path in life so what you find interesting will benefit you. Continue to grow by learning from your mistakes.

some recommendations: Kaz Rowe, Ashley Norton, Kurtis Conner, mila tequila, athena p

Pile Four: The Backyardigans

mystery

watch some mysteries and search up your randomest questions. it would be good for you to be exposed to the darker and realer parts of life.

some recommendations: the watcher, missmangobutt, bailey sarian, kendall rae, try guys

Pile Five: Gullah Gullah Island

mukbangs and asmr be young at heart. connect with someone. make space to relax and love.

some recommendations: latteasmr, stories with kina, lofiluvasmr, sas-asmr, gracev

Pile Six: The Fresh Beat Band

educational

watch content related to the courses you're taking or your job. learn a new skill. get serious about life.

some recommendations: ted talks, news channels, science channels, history channels

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wasyago · 7 months

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episode 110 spoilers

just like, random thoughts and stuff, mostly bits that i remembered

i sat down to write this i forgot everything oh my god--

in chip's flashback. the black rose pirates following the king to the big sakura tree, and arlin holding baby chip's hand. this. the cutest shit ever, i think i almost cried at the image of this big badass group of pirates and this itty bitty child led gently by his hand. even if i didn't cry before i sure will right now, baby chip you're so dear to me...

QUEEN! they didn't remember anything aughhhhh 😭😭😭😭 and their and chip's little talk about how they're going to put the pieces together :( and their hug :(

whatever drey, finn and earl are doing on the ship... like, what? hello? glad they're having fun tho lol. also wait hold on a second. how did drey answer the call? i mean, probably with his leg or something, if i had to guess. or maybe finn held it up for him. not sure if finn is at it enough to be able to answer the shell by himself, so earl and drey are the only ones who can actually use it. and seing how earl is in a... predicament. hm.

jay saying that when she looks at gillion she sees family. AUGHHHHHHHHHH AUGH AUGH OUGH jay ferin i love you. and this is so important to me not only because like hell yes they're more than friends they're a family, but also for jay of all people, considering her relationship with her blood tied family and how complicated her relationship with this word is.

also girl please do something about your leg, im begging you. the bone is visible, this shit is not going to heal up by itself. i dont know how you're still limping around this must hurt so bad. i guess adrenalin maybe, but still. at least get some bandages or something, i don't know... what is it with jay and her legs actually. she fell off a roof in edison kingdom and landed on a piece of metal that fucked up her leg, and now this.

oh my god niklaus, how could i forget about my babygirl. i mean, what can i say i love this guy. i dont know how many times ive relistened to his intro song, but definitely more than i should've... um. there was a lot of big important lore that i don't have the brain capacity to process rn.... i want to say that niki is the nameless prince and/or the thing trapped in the hole in the sea. because he can only interact with one person at a time by inviting them to his pocket dimension (even with jay it was said that the time around her stopped while she was talking with niklaus), implying that niki is trapped somewhere and this is the only constricted way he can interact with the world. and to answer chip's questions he said he wants freedom more than anything, again implying that right now he doesn't have this freedom. which makes sense, right? but then, the big bad thing was supposedly trapped thousands of years ago (i think?), but niklaus was a world famous pirate lord not so long ago and not trapped anywhere, so.....? idk im probably missing something. can't for the life of me find the moment where they read the nameless prince book so like, whatever.

that moment where jay talked to chip about how she thinks its all her fault and she should've just gave up her arm and leg. and how chip reassures her....... them 🥺🤲 kind of inspired by that post abt chip and jay i reblogged earlier, but these two talking about their emotions and feelings is so dear to me. just, being human with each other and opening up. gill is great ofc, but i feel like for these two its much easier to talk to each other to feel understood and heard. i love them.....

chip is still very much dead and probably won't be resurrected any time soon, so... hooray new undead chip design! but also oh my god my poor boy... forever 19... (also charlie and condi being surprised that chip is only 19. yeah </3) my poor guy my poor baby, he sounds so beaten and depressed in the beginning of the episode, its just breaking my heart qwq...

star and zamia <333 hehe

chip trying to marry igneous. lol. darling chill out, you just got out of one unsuccessful marriage and it didn't teach you anything, you're dead, you're only 19, you've known this guy for like, 2 days? don't get me wrong, godspeed to chip, but cmon man take him out to dinner first or something

and uhhh. the end, that's all i got

#yagotalk #jrwi riptide spoilers #jrwi spoilers #riptide spoilers

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itzsana-kiddingmenow · 4 months

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Kind of like behind the scenes when Enha and Skz recorded dance challenges together for promoting their songs :D

Lee Ni-ki Ler Hyunjin & Lee Jake Ler Felix 😆

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Double Trouble:

image credits to @//hyunchanz on tumblr

words: 500 a/n: my enhastay heartu is so happy 🎧🎶 [im sorry its short :ccc] lee: Niki and Jake ler: Felix and Hyunjin taglist: @someone-who-loves-kpop-saranghae @jeonginsdiary @leeknowstan33 @v--143 @wereallgonnadieonedaybutnottoday @inkytornpagess @lajanaa @a-wild-seungberry this fic is about tickling, if it's not your cup of tea pls scroll!~

Felix groaned. Award shows were amazing, but so so boring.

He wished something interesting would happen.

His wish was almost immediately granted as he spotted someone very familiar in the crowd.

“Hiii!” Felix yelled, running over to Jake, who looked very surprised.

“Ah-Felix! Nice to see you here!” He shook Lixie’s hand, smiling up at Hyunjin, who had followed the brownie boy in fear that the younger would get lost in the crowd like he normally did.

“Nice to see yo-ooh, hi Niki!” Hyunjin exclaimed, shaking the younger boy’s hand.

Niki grinned happily, holding onto Jake’s hand and looking around.

“Let’s head somewhere private, yeah?” Hyunjin offered. “Mhm, it’s getting really boring.” Felix groaned again, bouncing slightly in place.

“Okay! Cmon Niki.” Jake coaxed the younger, following the others as they found a backstage room they could access.

“Let’s do tiktoks or something!” Felix yelled happily, bouncing around with Jake in their chaotic energy.

“OOH YES!” Niki agreed.

A few dance challenges later, the men all collapsed onto the chairs in the room, exhausted and so happy.

Felix stretched his arms over his head, shrieking loudly when Hyunjin poked his armpit.

“Oh, hyung, you’re ticklish!?” Niki giggled, watching a red blush overtake Lixie’s face.

“Please. Everyone in our group’s ticklish.” Felix rolled his eyes, glaring at Hyunjin.

“Are you ticklish?” Hyunjin teased, watching Niki gulp and shake his head hesitantly.

“Don’t even lie! He’s one of the most ticklish.” Jake giggled.

“Wow, the betrayal!” Felix laughed, watching Niki cover his face in embarrassment.

“Well, I know Jake’s ticklish! He should get punished for ratting out the maknae!” Hyunjin argued, Felix nodding his head in agreement.

“Wait! That’s so unfair…GUYS!” Jake stood up and bolted around the room, Felix and Hyunjin hot on his heels as Niki doubled over in his chair.

Felix managed to tackle the boy, dragging him to the floor and laying him there.

He straddled his waist, digging into his neck and earning a loud scream of laughter.

“That’s his worst spot!” Niki yelled in surprise, watching Felix’s tickle his hyung to pieces.

“And now you get it for snitching on him.” Hyunjin dragged Niki off of the chair and onto the floor.

He stood up and grabbed Niki’s arm, trapping the boy there.

He dug mercilessly into the youngest’s underarms, watching him scream and squeal loudly, falling apart underneath the dancer.

“NAHAHA FEHEHELIX! COHOME OHON YOUHU CAN STOHOHOP NOW!” Jake begged, twisting crazily under the brownie boy’s grip.

“Eh, I don’t really wanna.” Felix whined, vibrating his fingers deeper and watching the boy fall apart.

“HYUHUHUNG! STAHAHAHAHAP!” Niki screeched, twisting and squirming aggressively, however nothing helped him escape Hyunjin’s grasp on his arm.

“Okay, okay. Let’s try not to make them faint.” Hyunjin giggled, letting up.

Felix smiled warmly at the panting boy underneath him.

“Youhou’re crazy…” Jake panted.

“And you’re NEXT!” Niki pounced.

Let’s say that it was a while before either group found their members, laughter filling the backstage to the award show.

#kpop tickle #midzywannabeitzy #stray kids #skz tickle #skz #ler felix #ler hyunjin #enhypen #enhypen tickle #tickle content #lee niki #lee jake #tickle fic kpop #kpop tickle fic

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lellalombardiapologist · 3 months

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on the occasion of Niki Lauda's birthday I want to share this specific quote from his autobiography because it made me see shrimp colors:

... which also helps you influence and keep a tight rein on your emotions - which is probably one reason for the "computer" image you present to the world at large. I am not prepared to allow my feelings to run riot. I'm too sensitive, too emotional as it is, to let it happen. That would be the end of me. You really mean that? Emotional? Sensitive? Yes, deep down, certainly. I am afraid to let myself go. I think that, if I did, I would exhibit a remarkable aptitude for coming apart at the seams. That is why I have developed what I call my "system" - to protect myself and to apportion my time and energy. And part of that system - as you have already said - is keeping my feelings under control. That doesn't mean to say I have to be some kind of robot, just because I try to channel my emotions and make the best out of them.

this was the first time in my life I ever encountered someone who felt like me, who, like me, felt things with such a great intensity that he have to learn to put dams around it. and the person in question is niki lauda.

#i wish i had something as effective as his system!! i cannot manage a “computer” image #he would fix me #he just like me fr #niki lauda

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elmhat · 10 months

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// dsmp rp

I'm just thinking about the idea of power and what it means to everyone. I think it's fair to say that most characters on the dsmp want power, to some extent, be it physical or political—and I think the main reason for that is simply so that they can protect themselves from those who are more powerful. Which creates one big power-struggle domino effect.

For example, the reason Tubbo threatened Quackity with nukes was because he was scared of how powerful Las Nevadas was becoming, and what that meant for his own nation and loved ones. But Quackity only sought out that kind of authority in the first place so that he would never again have to experience the likes of Schlatt, Techno, or Dream kicking him into the dirt. But Dream only felt the need to gain that much notoriety and experience and gear because he felt like he was the only one capable (or willing) of preventing the rise of opposing factions that would tear the server apart. And that's not even mentioning the likes of Niki or Jack, who lashed out after feeling used and walked-over by everyone.

I could list practically every character this way, but ultimately, the chain seems to at least partially lead back to Wilbur. I do think that, to some extent, Wilbur wanted to gain a position of influence in order to separate himself and his friends from what he saw as an unjust system of law under Dream—but I also think there was an aspect of him just wanting power for power's sake. Because he liked the idea of it. It was alluring, having that many people at his command, ready to jump at his word.

And that's the thing about power: it is appealing, beyond just the need for survival—and I think that's where things began to fall apart. Everyone I just mentioned, who only wanted to appear strong enough to keep themselves safe, gradually began to enjoy their new self-image. People feared them now, and that was interesting; maybe this was who they were always meant to be. Maybe they could take it further.

Of course, I think this played out in a different way, to a different extent, with each individual—but the point is, on the dsmp, everyone needs power. It's not a choice, it's a survival mechanism, so that you can summon an army against those who would come for you, or be strong enough to fight them off yourself. Theft isn't exactly uncommon, after all. But you know what they say about power corrupting—and when those around you become corrupted, you start looking for a way to defend yourself, and the cycle repeats and grows. It sucks in everyone it touches.

I know that none of this is exactly groundbreaking commentary… I just wanted to offer some kind of reason behind the self-serving, power-hungry mentality that the dsmp setting instills in its characters.

#dsmp #dsmp analysis #c!quackity #c!dream #c!wilbur #c!tubbo #c!niki #c!jack #lore thoughts #I'm back at it again (<- writing a too-long analysis on something immediately obvious)

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jennaissantes · 1 year

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homophobia issue …

first of all,,, im bisexual!! so if anyone has a problem with that, please get off my blog. i will not be tolerating homophobia of any kind.

i really, really didn’t want to have to come out in this way, bc the situation is so bad right now. i really didnt expect enhablr to be facing this kind of a problem.

when i first heard about the issue, i was thoroughly shocked. like completely.

before anything, ill let you all read the definition of homophobia.

“discrimination” “dislike against the community” this. disrespect falls in the category of homophobia as well.

now to address the issue at hand. i wasnt directly involved in this problem. some of you may even be wondering why im making a post about it.

but as a part of the lgbtq community, i think id like to speak what i feel about this.

the situation we heard about was that an enhablr writer, had written dni: lgbtq in their account, which literally anyone would be surprised or angry at, especially if you belong to the community.

OP’s friend, who had recently become my mutual, was defending OP’s actions, which made me think of unfollowing them and i wanted to unfriend them. but then i found out it involves religion.

religion is a very sensitive topic for everyone and could go wrong in multiple ways. i respect all religions and beliefs.

so i texted OP’s friend, asking about the situation at hand, in case it was a misunderstanding.

i am aware that the quran forbids acting on gay feelings. it teaches you to not accept the gay ‘Lot’. (i have done my reading on this topic so i rlly hope im not saying anything out of line. if i am, please forgive me.)

but as far as i know, and have heard from my other islamic friends, the quran also tells you to respect and love everyone, no matter what they are or identify as. respect and acceptance are two different things. islam doe not encourage lgbtq, but doesnt tell u to NOT respect people of every kind.

if what they say is correct, then being on tumblr and reading and writing fanfictions is very much considered as haram as well.

in the above conversation, i texted them wanting to hear their side of the story as well. OP’s friend constantly used the word ‘opinion’ along with ‘belief’.

now, opinion and beliefs are two different things. opinion is something that YOU FOLLOW on your own will. belief is something that your religion teaches you to follow, against your will or not. you can notice OP’s friend has used the word opinion quite a lot.

OP’s friend had received an ask and this was their response.

‘everybody has their own opinion.’

again, the word opinion is used here, which conveys to us that they’re not wanting to interact with lgbtq community on their own accord.

i tried to explain that most of us get enough hate for being a part of the lgbtq community, and seeing dni:lgbtq, doesnt make it any better.

now, about OP.

when OP was answering asks, most of their answers were very mixed up,

in the third picture, you’ll see ive highlighted a sentence.

they say THEY DONT LIKE lgbtq. usage of first person is used. “i don’t like what they’re doing” which conveys their opinion on the community.

in the first picture, they claim that if tumblr was only lgbtq people, they’d never stay. how mean is that?

second slide, ‘escaping them’ escaping us????????? what does that even mean.

there was another pic, (that i cant add rn bc tumblr has an image limit), where they said “why do people have a problem w us saying dni lgbtq but no one has a problem if people say dni homophobic?”

… are they being for real.

i genuinely dont think they understand the situation properly. they keep saying the same thing, and mixing up opinions and beliefs.

the replies under OP’s pinned post were terrible. people said things like “im so sorry. what they’re doing is so fucking messed up.” we wouldn’t call out people for no reason just like that???

extra info: OP had written a suggestive niki fic before too.

people of the lgbtq community are humans too. it doesnt make us any different from everyone. please stop treating anyone differently, we are all of the same bone. spread positivity and happiness, not this negative energy.

please feel free to dm me if you’d like to rant abt anything! im here to listen anytime ❤️

please reblog this!

tagging mutuals: @haknom @amakumos @soov @soobnny @dazed-hee @chiyuv @delcakoo @dearheemain @kimsohn @goldenhypen @wonieleles @jaeyunverse @haerinz @hanniluvi [my head is poundinggggg rn so im sorry if i forgot anyone!]

#— important #📞— user jennaissantes needs to put the phone down #enhypen #enhypen fluff

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supernovaa-remnant · 5 months

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au where college student or fresh college grad dream lives in a house with some friends (wilbur, techno, niki, sapnap, george, maybe others? idk yet). and he thinks it's all normal but his housemate's behaviors are becoming suspicious and it turns out that dream is actually the only human, and all his housemates are monsters/mythical beings of some kind. he goes through a crisis where he thinks they're all planning to eat him, but it's okay they all like him.

they all became friends with dream at different points in time and originally decided to house with dream because they all thought the others were planning to eat him, so of course they had to protect their human friend from these monsters with ulterior motives, but it turns out they all just had the same thought process. upon discovering this they become friends as well. (and protect dream from other monsters who actually wanna eat him).

don't know what everyone would be yet, however I think wilbur should get to be a manananggal. as a treat. let him eat people. also I think the image of dream walking into wilbur's room only to find a pair of legs lounging on the bed whilst wilbur's torso is fuck knows where probably eating someone is incredibly hilarious.

#okay I know the legs of manananggal traditionally stay standing #but my au creative liberties and all that #stella rambles

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beardisable · 11 months

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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD okay.

so i watched the 8 hour jack stream(jesus) aka watched genloss top to bottom again and listened to his theories and stuff(i really vibe with the "kidnapped as kids" angle more now) and started thinking about some theories he and chat mentioned and.

now im thinking with like. ok its probably a pretty common theory, this post was what prompted this additional idea of mine actually, but ill explain it a bit: the theory that, since sneeg and charlie can come back over and over again, and they have referenced like, refusing to do the cooking challenge in ep 1, and how charlie was playing the mouse trap but ate the cage, they have obviously done the same kind of scenes we saw ranboo do, right. and then in the Announcement video we see the same kind of "missing poster" type headshots of them, with the caption "Found them!"

i dont remember exactly where it was confirmed that showfall made the missing person posters, but like. yeah. these images are for missing posters like ranboo had. and with sneeg being caught by the security in ep 3, he had tried to escape, just like ranboo and charlie. and i feel like this wasnt the first or last time they have tried this!

also, during that screenshot the announcer says "our hero will meet a cast of crazy characters, who you may recognize", aka the audience has seen these "actors" before in other things! this is their first live show but what have they made before...?

then, with one of the Very first lines Ranboo says in the first episode, "it wasn't supposed to be like this"... showfall/hetch made it seem like this is ranboos first show and he's being tested for how well he does as The Hero.

I dont think what we saw is Ranboos first time starring in a showfall production.

its the first live thing like the announcement video said but i think hetch lied when he talked about how its a test, i think Ranboo's been here at least a few go arounds, if not tens/hundreds/thousands of times. WHICH MEANS in the end when he gets his memories back... theres an infinite amount of possibility of things they could remember for what they have been made to do in the past :) Bc remember, while this is comedy->horror, it was still relatively tame and non-explicit (at least by my personal standards?) so it is quite possible they have been in more R rated horror stuff, slashers, gore, actual saw, some kind of even worse psychological horror things, but also that they might have had incredibly good experiences like love and joy and community and anything positive too, and to remember all that in a rush... oh boy so i believe it is a circular reproduction, maybe they run through scenes repeatedly over and over while perfecting every little detail and getting different takes of genuine emotion but every time Real and a First experience... some kind of purgatory(omg christian hell reference) or endless torture or such...

ok that got really maybe unneccessarily angsty so heres my other thought:

i love me a fucking colour theory and colour symbolism! it bothered me a bit how like. in the promo game we get ranboo, then green friend/the villain(obviously charlie, tho the villain part still confuses me a Bit since its not quite true?), the blue friend/the taken(obvs sneeg) and then the red stranger/the saviour. and like it would logically follow that the red is hetch right?

jack when theorising said the titles are self descriptive, which i buy into, at least for the first episode context, charlie is the villain role, sneeg was taken(put in a cage and later snatched by the sharkciclester), and hetch was trying to help and save ranboo from this situation! but then in the second ep we also have red puzzler, and red niki? i WISH niki had. any kind of bigger role to build a Saviour type off of her but i dont think she does :( the puzzler is an option, since they make it seem like the puzzler tries to save ranboo? and thats actually a whole other thought like. since we know hetch was not actually helping ranboo, was the puzzler Genuinely helping them, and somehow showfall found out and killed him?? idk ANYWAYS that colour coding falling apart a bit made me think about how ranboo is also red!! rgb trio yknow??

if the titles are self descriptive... well i dont think Ranboo really felt like The Hero much, especcially not in the end...

I think Ranboo is actually meant to be the Saviour.

Esp with the jesus coding! I believe this kind of thing has happened many times before, with sneeg/charlie/ranboo/others realizing that shits fucked, and trying to escape, only to be caught and put back in the production. I think Ranboo(main character syndrome) was in a previous iteration the Saviour, who tried to help sneeg and charlie and others get out of there, to save them, save everyone. but they failed. got captured. once again waking up again with a "it wasn't supposed to be like this..."

and so the cycle continues, and the content wheel keeps spinning.

(ive only been in tumblr tags so feel free to link me any other ppl who arrived at the same conclusion)

#if you actually read to the end of this somehow ily take a cookie #this is giving me prologue/au ideas so i wanted to type it out to anyone who wants inspiration or smth #generation loss #genloss #ranboo #ranboolive #generation loss the social experiments #genloss meta #genloss theory #genloss au #bear.txt #i am bearpat #this post took so long bc i keep having more ideas but adding them all would make this even more incomprehensible i gotta stick to a thesis

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inkstaindusk · 1 year

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This is the result of me after a really weird and restless night a while back waking up in the morning with just the mental image of Rinne time travelling and deciding his first order of business is grabbing Hiiro and adopting Crazy:B a bit early, and Aira too while he's at it

Niki really hadn't expected Rinne's recent odd behavior to culminate into him disappearing for a week and coming back with three random kids.

Or maybe two random kids and one not-so-random kid, he thinks, noticing how similar one of the boys looked to Rinne. He even has that oddly serious expression Rinne used to wear back when Niki first picked him up, so unless Rinne just imprinted on the first redheaded child he saw on the street, he's going to guess that this particular kid is the little brother he's heard so much about.

That still doesn't explain the other two, though.

"Rinne-kun," Niki says evenly, "did you kidnap a bunch of random kids?"

"Yes," says the pink-haired boy.

"No," says probably-Hiiro, frowning deeply.

"Rinne-senpai said he'll bring me home after I get a band-aid," says the blond, who then holds up his hand to show off his scraped palm. Niki curses and quickly ushers the kid in the kitchen to rinse off the injury while instructing Rinne to get the first-aid kit.

"What happened? What did that idiot do?" Niki huffs as he lightly dabs the kid's palm.

"Nii-san is not an idiot!" definitely-Hiiro exclaims indignantly.

"He kind of is," the pink-haired one says. Hiiro glares at him, but the kid is unaffected.

"It wasn't his fault," the blond tells him, uninjured hand scratching his cheek sheepishly. "I wasn't looking where I was going and tripped. Hiro-kun and Kohakucchi helped me out."

"You have no faith in me, Niki-kun," Rinne complains as he emerges with the first-aid kit. Niki wriggles his fingers at him to get the band-aid and applies them carefully to the boy's hand.

"You've given me no reason to," he retorts. "Kohakucchi, would that be you?" He addresses the question to the pink boy.

"It's Kohaku, actually, but yes," he corrects.

"I'd say it's nice to meet you, but." Niki narrows his eyes at Rinne accusingly.

Rinne gasps in exaggerated offense. "I didn't kidnap anyone! Hiiro is my little brother, he came willingly."

Hiiro nods firmly. "Yes. Nii-san said I'll have a better chance convincing him to come home if I leave with him."

Niki does not let up on his accusing stare. Rinne grins back, unapologetic. There's no damn way he has any intention of going back.

"Kohaku-chan is technically here on contract," he continues, while Kohaku makes a face behind him, "and Ai-chan--well, honestly, he was an accident, but he's a cute kid who loves idols, so I brought him along!"

"Rinne-senpai said he'll give me tips on how to become an idol!" newly-named Ai says brightly, much to Niki's horror.

"Blink twice if he's making you say these things," Niki says urgently.

"Niki!" Rinne huffs.

Niki shoves his finger in his face with a scowl. "You don't get to talk after leaving me alone for a week with nothing but a note that just said, 'be back in a week or so, don't look for me.' I thought you were running from debt collectors!"

"You're a terrible person," Kohaku tells Rinne bluntly. Rinne just laughs and ruffles his hair, earning a swat. Hiiro eyes them like he's not sure whether to be disapproving or envious.

"Sorry, Niki, it was kind of a spur-of-the-moment thing," Rinne says. He almost sounds sincere, but no, that can't be right. "I just... wanted to see Hiiro again." Niki tries very hard not to soften at that. He's not successful. He's painfully aware of how difficult things have been for Rinne recently as an idol. Before he started acting weirdly, he'd just been getting more and more down; it was bad enough he couldn't be just Rinne as an idol, he was hardly even Rinne at home, too. It makes sense, he supposes, why he'd go to see the person he cares most about, even if it meant going back to the place he ran from.

Although...

"That still doesn't explain him," Niki says, gesturing to Kohaku.

Rinne hesitates, making alarm bells ring in his head. "I'll explain later."

"Rinne-kun."

"Promise."

They stare at each other for one long, drawn-out moment. Ai takes the time to shuffle off the couch and go back to standing in between Hiiro and Kohaku, the three of them watching the silent exchange, though Niki doesn't pay much attention. He's too busy taking note of Rinne's expression.

"Fine," he eventually acquiesces, and pretends not to notice Rinne's sigh of relief. "Tell me later. Just promise me you won't be grabbing any more kids, alright?"

Rinne pauses.

"Rinne-kun," Niki says.

"Well," he says.

"Rinne-kun."

"I was thinking of grabbing MeruMeru and MiniMeru too, but--"

"Who the fuck--"

#yes he adopts kaname too you think older brother solidarity would let him just leave him?? absolutely not #don't ask me how he managed to grab kohaku and aira #take a shot every time niki said 'rinne-kun' in a deadpan #enstars #amagi rinne #shiina niki #amagi hiiro #shiratori aira #oukawa kohaku #i feel like kohaku and hiiro are mortal enemies in this au #at least for like the first couple months or so #aira learns how to cook because every time they start fighting he just escapes with niki into the kitchen #enstars lb #anya tries to write #drabbles

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filmofhybe · 5 months

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loud Christmas Carols

🗯️ pairing : Nishimura Riki x oc 💌 Genre: fluff , neighbors 680 wc

; AUTHORS NOTES : last Niki story before he turns 18 maybe I’ll do one before his birthday on the 8th but oh my gosh when I tell you I’m not prepare for this. I’m really not, I really grew up with him and all I can say is time goes by fast. :(

Masterlist to my other works

It was December, and y/n was looking forward to a peaceful and relaxing holiday season. The college semester had been hectic, and all she wanted to do was unwind in the comfort of her own apartment. However, her plans were unexpectedly disrupted by her new neighbor - Niki . Every day, without fail, Niki would blast Christmas carols at top volume, making it impossible for y/n to focus on anything else. And today is one of those days, trying to watch “Gilmore Girls” but can’t.

Y/n tried to be patient at first, understanding that it was the holiday season and people had different ways of celebrating it. However, as the days went by and the relentless jingle bells jingle bells jingle rock and all I want for Christmas is you continued to invade her space, her patience wore thin.

One evening, as "Santa Baby" reverberated through the walls, y/n decided she had had enough. She marched over to Niki's door and, with a bit of aggressiveness, knocked on his door, waited for him to answer. When the door swung open, y/n found herself face to face with the source of her irritation.

Niki stood before her, looking every bit as surprised as she felt. He was tall with blonde and black undercut hair along with warm, expressive eyes that seemed to twinkle much like the Christmas lights adorning his apartment. y/n couldn't help but notice how handsome he was, and she felt her annoyance waver in the face of his unexpected charm. Ugh if you weren’t so damn gorgeous I would’ve yelled you right this instant..

"Hi," she began, her voice tumbling out in a mix of nervousness and frustration. "I'm your neighbor, Y/N. I don't mean to intrude, but the music has been really loud lately, and it's been hard for me to relax and study. Could you please keep it down a bit?" She didn’t want to come off as rude, but for the love of God she just can’t stand it anymore, at the moment it really doesn’t matter if hes cute..

Niki, taken aback by y/n’s presence, quickly realized just how pretty she was. Her eyes held a mixture of determination and vulnerability, and he found himself captivated by her presence. Without a word, he nodded, a sheepish smile tugging at the corners of his lips. "I'm so sorry," he replied, his voice surprisingly gentle. "I didn't realize it was bothering you. I'll turn it down right away." Oh how he wouldn’t give a damn if it was some old grumpy ass lady. However, if it’s coming from someone like you. Oh he’s down bad and will 100% obey.

As Niki lowered the volume of the music, Y/N found herself smiling in return, feeling a sense of relief wash over her. She hadn't expected Niki to be so understanding, and she was grateful for his quick compliance. As they exchanged a few more polite words, y/n couldn't help but notice how Niki's eyes seemed to light up as they spoke.

“I hope you don’t miss me jamming out to my Christmas music. Don’t miss me too much that you come back running and asking me to play it louder.”

“Oh don’t worry, if you do I’m going to play my show louder than your music.”

In the days that followed, her and Niki found themselves running into each other more often. Their encounters were always brief—passing in the hallway or sharing a quick hello in the building's common areas—but each time, y/n found herself feeling inexplicably drawn to Niki's easygoing nature and genuine kindness.

Meanwhile, Niki couldn't shake the image of y/n from his mind. Her determined yet endearing manner had left a lasting impression on him, and he found himself looking for excuses to bump into her, cherishing each fleeting moment they shared.

#kflixnet #k lables #k films #k neighborhood #⛸️*.❅·🧣⋆ 24 days of christmas with filmofhybe #🥥 하이브의 영화 #nishimura riki smau #riki nishimura x reader #ni ki enhypen #enhypen niki #niki fanfic #niki fluff #nishimura riki imagines #enhypen imagines #enhypen x oc #enhypen scenarios #enhypen drabbles #enhypen oneshots #enhypen headcanons

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lesbehonestsstuff · 8 days

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Chapter 12

Summary: Alex and Casey are called to the precinct where they find Olivia trying to get a little girl to open up.

Warnings: Usual SVU things and a little bit of suicidal idealization

Chapter 12/?

The first thing she registered was the sound of steady beeping, followed by the feeling of pain radiating throughout her body. She tried to remember what had happened, urging her brain to piece together the fragments. Flashes started coming back: her office, flowers, and a conversation with Olivia. Right, a conversation with Olivia in the hospital after someone had hurt her, someone sent by Connors or was it Zapata? She doesn’t remember. Slowly, she opened her eyes, thankful that the bright lights were off, with only the soft light from outside dancing across the room.

As her vision adjusted to the dimness, Casey's heart skipped a beat upon seeing the figure beside her bed. It was the unmistakable figure she had loved since she was twenty-two, the person she had vowed to spend the rest of her life with, the one who had died, taking a piece of her heart with her.

She struggled to comprehend how they could be together again, trying to find an explanation for what was happening. Her wife was dead, yet she was sitting next to her, holding her hand. After racking her brain for an explanation she couldn’t quite grasp, she decided fate must have finally been kind enough to allow death to reunite them. It brought her a sense of comfort to be with Alex again, but the plea of their daughter asking her not to leave made everything come crashing down.

She felt a sob break through her, realizing how awful it was that she had broken her promise. "No, no, no. I promised her... I promised Niki I wouldn't leave her," she muttered as she tried to sit up, ignoring the pain shooting through her body with every clumsy movement and the way the woman next to her shot to her feet.

Her hand was squeezed, making the tight feeling in her chest tighter. The pressure of the sobs she was trying to contain worsened with the pain in her broken ribs. Then she heard that voice, the one that always soothed her and the one she thought she wouldnt hear again. “Casey, baby what are you talking about?" It was Alex, it was definitely Alex. Hearing her wife’s voice again made Casey’s thoughts spiral out of control images of her daughter sobbing and begging her not to go plaguing her mind. "I can't... I can't break my promise," she gasped, her chest hurting with every word and choked breath she took. "I promised her I wouldn't leave her..."

“Baby, I know this is hard, but I need you to calm down; you're hurting yourself,” Alex said, moving next to her and gently pressing Casey back onto the bed.

Casey shook her head, not making sense of what was going on. “I want to be here with you, I really do, but I can't leave Niki,” Casey's words came out desperate, torn between the possibility of staying with Alex and her promise to their daughter.

Finally, Alex seemed to understand what was going through her wife’s mind. She leaned down to place a small kiss on Casey's lips, one meant to calm down the panic and distress. “Baby, listen to me. You’re not dead, you didn’t leave Niki,” Alex reassured her, running her fingers carefully through red hair, avoiding the places where she could feel bumps and bruises forming.

As if on cue to further help Casey understand that Alex was really alive, Olivia returned from the cafeteria with some food, unaware of what had transpired in the minutes since she left. Seeing Olivia there next to Alex made Casey feel like she was having a stroke, her heart pounding in her chest. Alex was dead. How could Olivia be here, standing beside Alex, if Alex was supposed to be dead? The pieces of the puzzle seemed to be shifting and rearranging in her mind, refusing to form a coherent picture.

"Alex?" Casey's voice trembled as she reached out, her fingers brushing against the familiar contours of her wife's face. It felt real, Alex’s face under her fingers, giving her a soft smile. Her hair was longer, the bangs that used to be there now framed her face, and she wasn't wearing her glasses, so Casey could see the piercing blue eyes she loved so much clearly. "I don't understand," she whispered, her voice barely audible above the chaos in her mind. "Alex... you're... you're supposed to be..."

Alex's hand tightened around Casey's, trying to keep her calm. "Casey, look at me," she urged, her voice firm but filled with so much love it twisted at Casey's heart. "I'm here. I'm alive. We're both here."

Casey's gaze flickered between Alex and Olivia, needing an explanation of how all of this was happening. "But... but you were..." she stammered, breath catching in her throat once more, making it difficult to breathe, unable to articulate the jumble of thoughts and questions inside her.

Olivia exchanged a worried glance with Alex. They expected things to be difficult, but seeing Casey beyond confused and stammering was worrying them. "Casey, honey, take a deep breath," Olivia said gently, moving closer to the bed. "We're all here. You're safe. I know this is a lot, but we can take it slow."

With effort, Casey forced herself to focus on Olivia's voice, her chest rising and falling in rhythm with each slow breath. Gradually, the fog of confusion began to lift, clarity seeping back into her mind, the tight feeling that was clutching her body releasing little by little, and the pain from the stress she was placing on her injured body reducing significantly.

"I... you were dead," she finally managed to say, looking at the blue eyes, committing every single hue of them to memory in case she was indeed having a stroke and imagining all of this.

"I know, baby, I know," Alex's eyes shimmered with tears, bringing Casey's hand up to her lips and giving it a kiss. "But I'm here now, and I'm not going anywhere."

None of it made sense to Casey. She remembered the pain, the loss, the emptiness that had been consuming her since the last eight months. And now, here Alex was, standing by her bedside, alive and seemingly well. "I don't... how?"

"Witness protection," Alex sighed, her thumb tracing soothing circles on the back of Casey's hand. "It's a long story, and I’ll tell you everything, but right now, I need you to listen to Liv and keep breathing so you don’t hurt yourself. I'm here with you; I'm not going anywhere."

Despite Alex trying to be as gentle and comforting as she could, the more Casey understood and accepted that Alex was indeed in front of her, the more her emotions cleared, and the anger that Alex was hoping wouldn't come finally manifested. "Witness protection? So you let me believe you were dead," Casey's voice trembled with anger, her eyes burning as she looked from Alex to Olivia.

Alex could only stare at the pain in her wife's eyes as she tried to muster some explanation that she was sure was not going to solve any of this. "Casey, I'm so sorry," she whispered, her voice thick with emotion. "I didn't want to hurt you. I was trying to protect you and Niki."

But Alex could tell Casey wasn't ready to accept her explanation, not yet. "Protect me?" she said, her voice breaking. "By making me think you were dead? By making me grieve for you every single day?"

Olivia hated the pain visible on Casey, knowing that she had played a part in causing it, "Casey, the marshals didn’t allow us to tell anyone," she said softly to her. "We were trying to keep you safe and out of their radar."

The attempt at explaining only seemed to fuel Casey's anger as she stared at Olivia. "You knew about this?" she questioned her, receiving a small nod from the woman. "I nearly had a breakdown, Olivia. I was drowning in grief, in guilt, and you let me believe it was real. I wanted to die."

Alex reached out, her hand trembling as she brushed away a tear that trickled down Casey's bruised cheek. "I never wanted to hurt you; I didn’t want to agree to any of it, and it killed me every day to know you and Niki were out here. I wanted to reach out so many times; I almost begged Hammond to let Olivia tell you. But every time I wanted to, I just couldn't stop thinking about them figuring out I was alive and hurting you. I just wanted to keep you both safe."

Casey turned her cheek away from Alex's touch, thinking of how fucked this whole thing was and wondering how the hell they were supposed to tell Niki Alex was alive. "You let me mourn you. You let Niki mourn you.”

Alex knew this wasn’t going to be easy for either of them, but she wasn’t going to give up; she would never give up on them. “Listen to me, Case. I will spend the rest of my life regretting every decision I made that got me shot.” Casey looked back at her, and the pain visible in Alex's eyes, the regret, almost melted her anger and made her want to hug her wife and never let go. “But I won't regret doing what I had to do to keep you safe because I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to you or Niki because of me. I'm sorry I hurt you, and I promise I will spend the rest of my life making it up to both of you. I love you and I’ve missed you so much.”

Casey wanted to be angry, to lash out at the unfairness of it all, but if she was being honest with herself in that moment, the overwhelming sense of relief and calm at having her the woman she thought she had lost back with her was enough to let the anger fade away. “I want to be so mad at you, but I can't. You're back; you're here, and I… we have a lot to talk about.”

"I know," she sat by Casey’s side, cupping her cheek, happy when Casey leaned into her touch this time around. "But for now, let's just focus on getting you better and putting the bastards that did all this away."

Casey wrapped her fingers around the hand that was cupping her cheek and pulled Alex to her. “I love you so much.” Alex leaned in, closing the distance between them, brushing her lips against Casey's, mindful of the broken lip and bruises. It wasn't a heated kiss; instead, Alex kissed her with such tenderness it made Casey melt. They pulled apart, resting their foreheads against each other. “Don't you dare ever leave me again, Alexandra Cabot,” Alex let out a watery chuckle, joining their lips again, a smile finally forming on her lips after what felt like forever. “I promise.”

#alex cabot #casey novak #calex #casey novak x alex cabot #law and order svu

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twotwinks · 3 months

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Ibara :3c

THE PROBLEMATIC FAVE EVER

Sexuality headcanon: gay but doesn't know it. he doesn't think he's allowed to love so he doesn't let himself think about it, ever.

Gender headcanon: you know i'd never really thought about it but. i'd kind of intrigued by the thought of him being a trans man?

A ship I have with said character: polyeden! i think they are all so cute and fun together. also the rest of eden is just so supportive of ibara i love it i care them so much...giving him an environment to try and heal while also allowing him to grow and change at his own pace instead of trying to force him to be better immediately. he's still mostly an evil little gremlin right now but eden said he deserves to be loved anyway!

A brotp I have with said character: does hinata count? i think their relationship is so funny skhldsk hinata just hangs around him all the time and gives him puppy eyes until ibara gives him a snack and a personal finance lesson it's really cute

A notp I have with said character: i don't think i really have a passionate enough dislike of it to call it a notp but i'm not really into ibahaji. like at All. i do think their friendship is very cute and i understand the appeal of the ship because Morally Dubious and Pure Uwu Angel is always compelling but they just don't do it for me. i dunno maybe i'll feel different if i ever actually get around to finishing reading bogie time dskhdsh

A random headcanon: these are always the hardest parts dhkjdkhj i forget every headcanon i've ever had. hmm i think cooking might be a love language for him actually. i think a lot about him joining niki's kitchen so he can learn to cook better food for nagisa and then refusing to cook whenever nagisa makes him angy.

General opinion over said character: man i was not expecting to love this guy but here we are. i don't know what happened. i met him in main story and was appalled by the way he talked about war. i met him in his first idol story and thought he was so silly, then he revealed it was a manipulation tactic and i was appalled once again. but then he just....kept being silly? i guess the manipulation worked because damn, i sure did fall for him huh. but also as i've gotten to know him better and caught glimpses of what's underneath he's become so compelling to me. i know like, 50% of the enstars boys have the "i have gotten so used to putting on this act that i no longer know who i really am" thing going on but ibara's particular flavor of it is fun for me, since the act he was forced to put on was that of the Evil Little Guy. now instead of learning that he doesn't have to be this perfectly sculpted image of joy like a lot of the others do, he has to learn that he's allowed to be good. to be soft. being evil is Not the only thing he's good for and he's worthy of being alive even if he's not being wielded as a tool for the sake of others or even his own benefit!!! oh and also he's hot

#mt answers #ibanyan my silly evil little gremlin he is exactly :3c #saegusa ibara #enstars #badgerhuan #roch

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sparxwrites · 1 year

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The Asshole-Of-The-Internet AU

sparx god. dsmp has internet and comms are iPhones and tommy gets banned from dsmp Twitter so he has to anonpost on dsmp 4chan

hoodie RKJGHRKGHKJGHERHGJHRHGH TOMMY ON 4CHAN OH NO

sparx …………oh no now I have “what if asshole-end-of-the-internet dsmp au” 4chan kiwifarms whatever else

hoodie they try to radicalize him but it doesnt work bc he literally is in exile

sparx SCREAMING okay but au where dream runs 4chan. Wilbur stars as null who fucks up 4chan and then makes kiwifarms when he gets run off the site. tommy is the normie they’re both desperately trying to recruit. Schlatt runs rise of kings or whatever tf the pick-up artist site is called

hoodie OH MY GOD YES

sparx this is perhaps the worst thing ever I have had in my head and I do not say that lightly

hoodie its SO fucking funny tho tommy in the reddit dms with wilbur who is trying so so hard to get him to join his site but tommy just keeps asking how many bitches wilbur gets from kiwifarms and wilbur has to say 'niki left me bc i made the site'

sparx SFAHDJFKGKGLSGSHDKGHRKRL niki left Wilbur and went to found ovarit which i think is like. the radfem site heghghgh

hoodieRJKHRJGHGH wilbur radicalised niki

sparx his dick was so shit it radicalised niki………….. George on 4chan but he just fuckinf sucks at being nasty and keeps messaging dream like “there r people being racist on here :/“

hoodie george on 4chan telling ppl to stop saying slurs

sparx YEAH YEAH u see my vision

hoodie george: idk this is kind of mean :/ dream, typing out smth incredibly evil: its just the internet it doesnt matter

sparx dream has to pretend occasionally he has morals for the sake of the bussy which he still has yet to get him and quackity are moots on some incel website

hoodie hes in it for the long game RJHGH quackity is on an incel website bc sapnap and karl left him

sparx he watches Schlatt’s webinars on negging

hoodie REJGHRJHHG quackity: takes notes so he can use it to win back sapnap quackity is literally the only gay person in a sea of pathetic straight men who are threats to society

sparx diversity win! this homosexual is a pathetic man who’s a threat to society <3 techno bc he is a chad only has a Snapchat that he uses to post gym thirst trap gains pics

hoodie RGJHJGRHGH sapnap is also a chad who only has snapchat he and techno have each other added so they can compare gains quackity hate screenshots all of their posts and jerks off to them in the private of his sad sad studio apartment

sparx HRGHRJGJGKD YES Karl makes Twitter threads so long u gotta use that unroll app for them and refuses to add image descriptions tho george keeps begging him

hoodie RHGERJHGHG why is george the most moral person in this au im crying hes just a normal guy trying to do the right thing

sparx Tubbo runs a parody account of a major political figure, except he’s actually very smart and has a lot of good ideas and the political figure is very stupid and so a) many people think tubbo’s account is actually the real one and news outlets regularly report his tweets as tho they’re fact, and b) he realises slowly that the guy he’s parodying is actually copying his ideas

hoodie ERJGHEGHERJGHKJERHGJGHERJHGJHGERJGHJGHRJGHRGH THATS....OH MY GOD wait what if the political figure is like Eret or smth

sparx Tommy: tubbo they banned me from 4chan :( Tubbo, typing under his “@scrotus” account: wait a second Tommy I’m trying to influence international trade policy with China

hoodie KJERGHEKJGHJRGHGHRJGRHJGH clingyduo in this au goes so fucking hard also dream violating the rules of his own site to ban tommy is SO funny tommy has to go back to reddit

sparx I do also love the exile implication that it’s possible to get banned from 4chan YEAH

hoodie dream just wants tommy's cringe ass off of 4chan tubbo should honestly be banned from twitter but at this point everyone is convinced hes really eret and eret's actual account gets banned for impersonating a public figure

sparx hrbrhfhfr YEAH eret does not attempt to get unbanned bc at this point he desperately needs tubbo to keep his ratings up

hoodie tubbo is really the only thing keeping the public opinion of him up tubbo is the last bastion of hope for his reelection tommy literally is barely aware of all of this hes too wrapped up in whatever tf is happening with wilbur and dream ranboo has a tumblr

sparx ranboo has a tumblr and has no idea tf is going on out there

hoodie eryn used to have a prank youtube but he went too far and got permabanned JHRGHRJHG ranboo is safe....

sparx he's busy reblogging fanart of the founders of 4chan and kiwifarms kissing

hoodie KJRFHEJKGHJGHRJGH dream considers doxxing ranboo for this crime bc ranboo is the one drawing that fanart

sparx YES YES YES

hoodie wilbur on the other hand turns the fanart into his mousepad and sends pictures of it to dream

sparx tommy: ranboo why are you drawing rpf of my brother ranboo: wait these are real people ranboo: ............................wait your brother founded kiwifarms?????

hoodie tommy: yeah ranboo: ......................tommy im sorry but this has to go in your callout post tommy: youre making a callout post about me? ranboo: i have one in my drafts just in case : ( sorry : ( i have one for all of my mutuals

sparx aLJSDKJFHERJGKHERKJGEFKJGHE OFC HE DOES

hoodie this is all said by a guy who has been drawing fanart of kiwifarms founder kissing 4chan founder....hypocrite

sparx the joke’s on ranboo, tubbo has files on all his friends with their addresses phone numbers known aliases known associates family members birthdays social security numbers and photos of the outside of their house

hoodie TJGHERHJGHJERHGHRGHJGEGHHGG tubbo is prepared to drop these if any of them ever cross him even wilbur wont fuck with tubbo and wilbur also has the full doxes on everyone...expect for dream this is part of why dream is wilbur's arch enemy sorry this is the best au of all time

sparx this is a absolutely the best au of all time wilbur is obsessed with getting dream's dox

hoodie wilbur: tommy im not going to help you do your homework, im trying to dox dream

sparx he's like. tommy. tommy i gotta get dream's dox. there's only ONE way to do this. tommy: stalk hi- wilbur: seduce him tommy: ...............aight i'm out

hoodie RKJHGJHH tommy: have fun you fucking freak wilbur: oh i will, i will : ) tommy:

sparx tubbo, absently, scrolling twitter: do you want me to make homosexual sex illegal? i could probably do that ranboo: my fanfic is coming true?! tommy: ..................................what the fuck is wrong with both of you

hoodie tommy: why is everyone i know a wrongun?????? ranboo: im not a wrongun...am i? tommy: you draw fucking art of my brother making out with dream ofc youre a wrongun!!!! tubbo: im going to outlaw rollerskates

sparx DSKJFSHHKGJ tubbo's just casually running a country

hoodie tubbo is basically the president at this point shockingly a positive thing when we compare it to dsmp canon that was not so positive for tubbo karl makes a thread about how tubbo isnt actually the real president but tubbo just responds saying 'yeah im a parody account' and literally no one believes him

sparx everyone's like, oh, our eret, so witty! so funny! look how down and hip with the kids he is

hoodie RGJGHRJGH

hoodie also im watching a schlatt video rn and honestly schlatt needs to be in this au more i think he should be the third person trying and failing to radicalise tommy

sparx OKAY BUT THIS AU IMPLIES SCHLATT MANAGES TO LIKE. TAKE KIWIFARMS FROM WILBUR front page news that's like "I'M THE EMPEROR NOW BITCH"

hoodie HE SHOULD ERKJGHJRHGHGHG he fucking stages a coup

sparx jannies lockout

hoodie RJKGRJGHGH wilbur is literally flipping things in the other room HIS GLORIOUS SITE....HIS KIWIFARMS.... his unfinished symphony

sparx UNFINISHED SYMPHONY OF KIWIFARMS

hoodie JRHGH schlatt perma bans wilbur and tommy's accounts and also doxxes wilbur then hes like 'if i find out any of the users here are female im banning them too' this is how wilbur and niki eventually end up teaming up bc he convinces her that schlatt is the true evil

sparx HOWLING HE WOULD

hoodie 'this is a manly site for men ONLY'

sparx niki: wilbur i will work with you if you publicly record a video saying ur dick is tiny and ur head game sucks wilbur: ........... :( ok

hoodie wilbur: anything to get my site back.............

sparx ranboo: so that new video from wilbur..... uhh. anyone else think it was kinda....... 😳 tommy: ranboo. my brother. i am going to kill you.

hoodie tommy: ranboo you have one last chance to apologize or i will end your life right here and now ranboo: sorry for being gay 😔 tommy: not sorry enough!!!!!!

sparx SORRY FOR BEING GAY im gonna shit

hoodie RJGHGGHGH ranboo is sorry for being gay for your brother, tommy

sparx hmmmm who have we forgotten in this au

hoodie hmmmmm tina fundy fundy is a scorned kiwifarms mod who thought he was wilbur's fav

sparx JSHDFKJDFHG fundy: i was your SON wilbur wilbur: fundy. you're 19. i am 21. fundy: your SON

hoodie fundy: you ABANDONED ME wilbur: i was literally kicked off of my own site

sparx fundy: i'm gonna kill myself now wilbur: lmao. -wait NO DON'T

hoodie TJKGHRGHRGJH wilbur: wait bro are you joking? wilbur three days later: i think he actually did it fundy, not dead: taught him a lesson lol

sparx skdjfjsdkjghdfkjghdfkj

hoodie this au is a blessing

sparx it's Something!!!!

#dsmp tag #asshole internet au #here you go you pack of fucking reprobates #enjoy!!!!!#i guess!!!!!

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