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dazycheen · 2 years

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original girlboss and malewife

#star trek #spock and t’pring #spock #t’pring #star trek the original series #tos #girlboss #malewife #star trek tos #they did it first #i know they got divorced #it still applies leave me alone

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walking-dead-girrl · 7 months

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NO breakup hits as hard as it does in a queer tv show about two middle aged men who go through a horrifically tragic divorce when they were never dating in the first place

#bonus points if it got cancelled #bonus BONUS points if it was queerbait!#bbc sherlock #sherlock #hannibal #nbc hannibal #and of course:#good omens #gomens #good omens 2 #ineffable divorce #supernatural #destiel #i know crowley and aziraphale aren't “men” im just bunching a ton of ships up

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paponela · 1 year

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how long do you think he took to figure it out

#bumbleby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #rwby #rwby spoilers #who else saw him saying feels like i've waited forever and thought oh so you suddenly developed a gaydar!!!!#this man is not fooling me he did not know #also if you were waiting for the divorce comic and got jaune instead i am so sorry i have no excuses l #no winners in this situation except for me lol #my art #my stuff

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ema-sahdmadhi · 6 days

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"It seems you've had quite a life..." - Ema Skye, 6-5 Day 1 Investigation

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puppetmaster13u · 1 month

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Prompt 257

Now Danny loves space. He loves everything about it, to the point his core quite literally is space. And he’s also a baby ghost, even if he could argue he’s not in human form. But see, being baby has an honestly great consequence once it’s noticed- despite the Observants’ best attempts at hiding it, the assholes.

Of course he would be far more worried- and even a bit pissed- if his caretaker wasn’t who it was. Look, he’d never met Clockwork’s siblings before, but apparently everyone was really against Clockwork himself adopting.

But Clockwork as his uncle is fine. Besides, his caretaker is Space! Space itself is holding him, cooing gentle words in the sounds of the very cosmos. And they’re huge, like parts of their body going through portals so they can fit outside Long-Now sized big- and apparently Clockwork can get just as big and they can get even bigger-

Okay, he needs to take a breath- even if he doesn’t need to breathe- to stop his squealing because holy Realms this is so cool.

Space is awesome! And he’s getting so much more rest than he did in Amity- and even if Space sort of shrugged at the idea of school at first, they did help him set up online schooling. So there’s that, and it’s just the start!

He gets to learn so much about space and it’s honestly kind of… nice? To be taken care of? And he can do whatever he needs for his Core and Obsession with only a few interruptions to take care of his living needs. Erm, sort of living needs?

But even that gets turned into a bit of play or even a lesson too! He’s honestly having such a good time right now! He’s learning so much about spaaace! And dimensions! And interdimensional portals and- oops! No one saw that.

Ahem- But he’s learning so much about space and getting to explore other dimensions with Cosmos! And sure he no longer looks as human as he once did and all that, but he’s seen so many people who also don’t look human that does it really matter?

Of course it doesn’t, and he matches his sort-of-dad! Even though the streaks of color in their hair are more of a brown-red like they’re literally bleeding out the cosmos around them instead of it fading to void and space like his own. But still! They match and it’s fun!

And they’re going to go on another trip from the in-between to one of the dimension realities! He’s going to start a game of tag this time he thinks! But no cheating with portals or bending space! Tag!

Look, the Justice League? Not paid enough for this. In fact, technically not paid at all due to being volunteers (not that it stopped them from finding money in their accounts) but still.

There is some sort of figure… being… thing… zooming around the asteroid belt, about the size of Earth itself. Let them repeat themselves. A planet-sized creature (are those hands or paws? Tail or simply its body stretching? Hair or the Abyss-) is currently darting around the asteroid belt like a child running through grass.

That is, without noticing or caring if something bug-sized might be crushed. And they are very much bug sized, as the governments are concerned about. Like really concerned about. Like talking about trying to nuke the entity if it wanders closer sort of concerned.

Which they are all very concerned and very much like, against. Because it isn’t seeming to notice the asteroids it’s knocking into their area. It’s like… not a space whale or eel or anything like that but also is something like that.

And they would also maybe like to see if they can attempt to talk it down first maybe and-

oh.

Oh.

That creature is the baby. And mama just arrived, stretching across the entire galaxy, from them to Pluto and beyond, like something took the cosmos and shaped it like clay into some sort of form. Like reality itself has wandered into their galaxy with what they are suddenly realizing must be a very young child.

Shit, they really have to make sure no one tries to piss either of these things off-

#Prompts #DCxDP #DPxDC #Danny is like Lil Baby Man compared to Cosmos #But he’s the same size as the world too lol #Space Core Danny #Clockwork is a triplet lol #Clockwork Chaos & Cosmos the children of Infinity & Reality #Let Primordials & Ancients be Eldritch #Are those stars or eyes? Hair or strands of time? Clothes or the fabric of reality? Wound or black hole?#Danny: I am doin good at hidin- the best at hide and seek #Cosmos veery slowly floating after: Oh nooo where has my ghostling hid where could they have goone to *knows exactly where he is*#Can they *technically* go smaller? Yeah but they’re used to where All of Space-Dimension-Portals meets #Danny is Not ghost king he’s bby Space Ancient #Why were people against Clockwork adopting? He never finished divorcing Pariah before he got thrown in the nap box

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m0e-ru · 5 days

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yosuke you have to enable your streetpass yosuke look at me in the eyes

#persona 4 #p4 #rise kujikawa #yosuke hanamura #souji seta #teddie persona #moel gas station attendant #⛽️🌫#tohru adachi #tomomoelifing #arttag #tappous #komikku #badpost #// implications of who's in yosukes island from the latter half of this post is up for debate but the fact is this is happening on MY islan #// persona 4 for the nintendo ds when. now actually. dojima just yelled at his own daughter . um #// i worked HARD on those ex spouse statuses . this thing is divorced in EVERY universe #// i also need everyone to know that nagi and margaret would hang out with adachi after they got divorced

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the-real-list-of-ominous-threats · 6 months

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I'm going to force you to play the joke FNAF dating sim my friend and I are making

#by 'making' i mean i brought the idea up as a joke this afternoon and then we got really really into it and wrote a bunch of concepts up #i think we're actually going to do it #dear god #(we decided the routes will be Henry #Will #Mike (corpse version)#and Springtrap #NO ANIMATRONICS THOSE ARE CHILDREN #(at least the fnaf 1 animatronics are)#we thought up a joke ending where if you try and hit on the animatronics the FBI arrests you #read the tags #fnaf #if anyone wants to hear about this. tell me. i am Eager to share the concepts.#we don't know what to call it #right now the doc we're writing the script on is called 'uh oh spaghettios peepaw mode'#and obviously we can't call it that #i wanted to call it Five Nights With Divorced Dads #but Mike isnt a divorced dad

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hazel2468 · 5 months

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I keep seeing people bitching about "uwu when I say 'from the river to the sea' people say I'm calling for geeenocide! They say I'm antisemitic!" and like.

Maybe. instead of clinging to a phrase that a bunch of white leftists have co-opted because they think it sounds nice. And digging your little immature heels in. You should LISTEN when people tell you that yes. The phrase's FUCKING ORIGIN was a call for the eradication of Jews from the area known as Israel and Palestine. That NO, you cannot divorce it from those roots. YES, it IS still used to mean that TO THIS DAMN DAY.

And look. Maybe you DON'T think that Israelis should all be killed and/or exiled from Israel and Palestine. Maybe you DON'T think that the genocide of an entire people is the solution. Maybe you DON'T hate Jews and want all of us dead. And if that's the case? Great!

But how the FUCK are we supposed to tell the difference when you are using the EXACT same phrase as countless people who DO want those things. People who DO hate Jews, who ARE supportive of organizations that want to commit violence, people who SUPPORT what happened on October 7th?

When people tell you "hey, this phrase means something else, it has ALWAYS come from those roots, and using it is NOT OKAY because it is STILL used as a rallying cry for violence against Israelis and Jews worldwide", the way to react? Is NOT to fucking double down and use it.

Because that? DOES make you an antisemite. And if I see you using that phrase? Then I MUST assume that at best, you do not know what it means and have SOMEHOW avoided the countless Jews and non-Jews I have seen talking about it, or at WORST you actively hate me and want me and every single one of my people dead.

And frankly? You are not worth that risk to interact with.

Stop saying it. There are SO many ways to support Palestine, the Palestinian people, and their fight for rights, that do not involve spouting genocidal, antisemitic rhetoric. it is NOT HARD.

But apparently, some of y'all are insistent on being racist.

#antisemitism #i/p #the phrase cannot be divorced from its roots #and if I see anyone complaining about it #I am just going to assume that you're a racist antisemite now #it's been long enough #saw someone bitching about not being allowed to have it up at work #and people railing the OTW for not allowing it and im like #ah so if I showed up with a 1488 patch and I got told I couldn't wear that #like #that's actually a GREAT comparison #because a LOT of people have no idea was 1488 means and think it's just a number #but the people who know what it stands for will take you using it as support for them #and btw it's a white supremacist and Nazi symbol #so when someone says hey you know that number isn't JUST a number #it has a lot of racist and violent connotations #the response is not to INSIST that you be allowed to use that damn number #it should be to go oh shit and ditch it #because YOU DON'T WANT FUCKING WHITE SUPREMACISTS THINKING YOU AGREE WITH THEM

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spursthatjinglejanglejingle · 1 year

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I read a post a while ago talking about how a lot of "dead wife man" characters would be improved if the wife divorced the husband rather than died and i cannot get over how Disco Elysium is a perfect example of how true that is. If Dora died rather than leaving Harry so much of the story would've been so much less impactful, especially the Working Class Corpse quest.

Even ignoring how sexist that trope is, exploring the relationship between two people who were genuinely in love and then separated gives so much more room for messy and complicated feelings!!! No dead wife flashback will ever hit as hard as being able to call your ex wife and realizing that not only is she doing fine without you she's actually doing BETTER because you separated. The feelings of inadequacy!!! The abandonment issues!!! It's all *chefs kiss* i love it. Disco Elysium does so much perfectly but this is one of my favorites.

#ignore how they're not actually divorced because they never got married you know what i mean #Disco Elysium #de #disco elysium dora #disco elysium harry #disco elysium spoilers #de spoilers #rannbles #i can make posts about this game that aren't just memes see i swear

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urproblematicfav-arsonk · 2 months

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Vox is the homophobic despite being bi gamer bf to Velvette's trans goth furry gf

Val is the domestic abuser car salesman husband to Vox's 1950s housewife who's on so much fucking cocaine while trying to keep this household together

and Alastor and Vox is just is Fleetwood Mac

#i don't actually know anything about fleetwood mac #my mom said that their whole thing is that they were married and then got divorced but stayed in a band together #literally no one understood that ofmd using break the chain was like really on the nose foreshadowing #anyway hc that Al played a lot of divorced mom rock after he and Vox broke up #also vox is such a 1950s housewife on so many drugs and making jello meat puddings #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel velvette #staticradio #staticmoth #voxval #voxvel #proship

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crumbztoast · 9 months

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R-R-R-RED SONNN!!!!!! doodlz ,:3

#i do not know how to draw a chicken #drew by memory and forgot he was wearing shants 😔😔 the pants and boots got a divorce im sorry #red son #red son lmk #lmk red son #lmk fanart #lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #also the second doodle was lowkey highkey inspired by one of pittedpeaches fic #“Sweet baby Useless Child”#lmk

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maypersonne · 9 months

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Shang Qinghua really does think that he is unlovable huh

He really thinks that he is of no value to anyone if he isn't making himself useful he will be disposed off and that will be it

He genuinely believes no would ever want him so he manipulate and posture as a lesser so to be seen as a necessary annoyance rather than the pest he believes himself to be

He hates all the work he has to do but he prefers exhaustion to the paranoia and anxiety that eat him up when he isn't showcasing his value

He is in a constant battle just to be acceptable rather than loved so he can just be in the presence of those who are dear to him

Like damn like father like son I can see where binghe got all his issues like airplane bro stop unloading it all on your OCs look you gave the poor dear anxiety

#sqh child of divorce #svsss #shang qinghua #actually this was part of my grand scheme to formulate that everything is cumplane but like it became its own thing #i was gonna relate it to #moshang #i was trying to say that bingqiu and moshang relationship hangups are similar #like mobei jun is repressing his feelings and believes that someone like him doesn't fall in love with a human or a servant or a lil rat #he internalized how he should and shouldn't act to be socially acceptable like sqq #and like he's difficult to read in general and refuses to talk about his feelings that also he doesn't understand #sqq and mbj both have sinuous minds that defy the mortal's comprehension #anyway #cumplane agenda #sqh: i made a power fantasy!#(cucumber voice): you fucked up a perfectly good protagonist is what you did! look at it it got anxiety!#sqh: well see thats what some would call a self insert #like sqh making memes about isn't making it better but i guess it's maybe better then bottling it all up #sqh got so much of his validation from his readers #so for sy to actually *see* him to criticize him to believe in him to know how good he can be #he doesn't even realize it #that does something sqh's lizard brain

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krtri · 12 days

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secondhand smoke 😳

#harry du bois #trant heidelstam #disco elysium #trantharry #kartarart #harry’s got everyone acting foolish trant is included #i don’t know if trant smokes or not this is me boldly declaring that he doesn’t. anymore.#mouth to mouth contact with his equally divorced colleague doesn’t count

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puppetmaster13u · 2 months

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Prompt 227

There's not much known about Realms beings.

Which is understandable, seeing as it's called infinite for a reason. But it still causes a problem when people are trying to properly learn about something. Maybe try not to cause an interdimensional accident or war.

Something no one wishes for.

So Constantine is THIS close to laughing and screaming hysterically when a cult's summoning goes wrong and summons what he's pretty sure is a Baby Realms Being.

Which probably means Mama is on the way.

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #mom danny #Why yes it's gremlin Dani who got summoned #Danny is not Ghost King #However he is technically ghost prince via Clockwork's adoption #CW never finished the divorce with Pariah lol #Space Core Danny #Moon core Ellie #Constanine is going to have EVERYONE going through the small bit of info out there about Realms beings #I need u to know that if the parent ghost is not big enoigh to pull a crocodile they'll hold bby like an otter

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llumimoon · 1 year

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POV you are Willy Stampler and the cool divorcee parents are about to decimate ur pathetic old man ass for hurting their son

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #dungeons and daddies season 2 #cassandra swift #nick close #nicholas foster #nicky freeman #GET FUUUUUUUUCKED #anyways I had a blast drawing Taylor’s hot parents actually #I just think they deserve to kick ass #like I said before they are both trans and bi actually #my personal hc for their relationship is that they r like. besties actually #and they got divorced yes bc Nicky had the FBI on his ass but also #neither of them were vibing w/ the whole marriage life anyways #so they ended on good terms I think #even if Nicky had to like. fucking VANISH LKAJDGHAKG #so in my head they were more friends w/ benefits rather than like actual lovers u know? idk that’s just how I see them #cal draws

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jo-gakky · 1 month

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getting really into Dungeon Meshi! Wanted to draw one of my fave fellows!

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck #cant believe this man got married AND got divorced #im only on episode 11 right now #but man i wanna know so much about all these guys!!#10/10 would recommend

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