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scavengerssuccotash · 3 months

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What are your thoughts on a Clint x Nat baby? I’ve read some fics where Nat accidentally gets pregnant and debates between keeping the baby or not. But I’ve also read a few fics where they both desperately want a baby and excel as parents once they have one. Personally I think Nat would be terrified if she was pregnant but eventually come around to the idea, because it’s a lil part of her and Clint, and be a great mom.

How did you know about my Sims 4 Clintasha save file?

(They have a daughter named Katya. And she’s fucking adorable.) 😭

Kid/baby Clintasha fics are definitely a real guilty pleasure for me. While I don’t agree with how Whedon presented that bit of character backstory for Natasha, I think taken with in universe logic it would make sense for the Red Room to sterilize their Widows. (It’s one of the few things that is canon that I’ve kept for my fic Sightline.)

(I ALSO have a real big problem with the tone in which it was discussed and handled in the Black Widow movie but let’s just skip over that for now.)

I think Clint and Nat would be exceptional parents. Extremely doting and highly protective I must admit I see them a bit of a helicopter parent duo. At least until the age of ten I want to say, when they start to loosen up their reigns as they finally start to believe that their child is safe. I think they would also retire from both SHIELD and Avenging, I don’t think Natasha much less Clint would be able to handle the separation and uncertainty in leaving for missions for months at a time. Clint is also immediately a girl dad. (I can’t help but picture Jeremy Renner a bit as I type this. Which hilariously shines a glaring light on my own father issues, but like in a ‘awww I wish o had that!’ way.)

I think it’s rather a cliche in the fandom to imagine them having a little girl, and I’m firmly one million percent within that camp. I genuinely can’t picture them having a boy for their first kid. (Yes, I said first. They have two! A girl and a boy roughly three years apart. They live in my head as a happy little family on a farm in the cornfields of Iowa and I love them very much.)

As for the pregnancy—it was fucking brutal! For my headcanon of a non-sterilized Natasha the Red Room kept them continually supplied with birth control and other hormonal blockers to the point that it was actually assumed that she would not be able to get pregnant or at the very least it would be rare. That one in a million chance happened after a particularly nasty fight when Natasha ran into the line of fire to save Steve. Cue a couple of thrown dishes and Clint growling into her ear and pinned to the bed.

“I’m not fucking losing you, do you hear me, Tasha!”

It was very hot and very intense and oops!

What really was difficult about the pregnancy, you know besides being pregnant (her back hurt like a son of a birch) was the emotional torrent that it brought. Sleepless nights, constant worry, questioning if she even wanted to keep it, followed by a surreal disbelief that she was even pregnant. It was a body horror watching and then feeling a tiny baby growing inside her. In the end she decided to keep it, partly as one last fuck you to the Red Room and her past but also because it was part Clint too. When she told him, it was in the middle of a firefight. (He would later tell her that her timing was shit.) As soon as the words left her mouth he looked at her for a good five seconds, blinked and then nodded to himself. He then, without any of the fanfare, dispatched the ten guys shooting at them, clean kills. All ten headshots. One right after the other with the cold efficiency she’s only ever seen once before when she was captured and tortured for three months.

Katya Philomena Romanoff-Barton was born November 16th. Three months premature, and weighing two pounds and thirteen ounces. She has blue eyes like her father and the freckles and red hair of her mother. They were able to bring her home after a year in the NICU.

She starts her Freshmen year at Princeton this year, double majoring in International Politics and Psychology, with an applied minor in History. She has one championship trophy in Olympic Archery and does Ballet in her free time.

#ask me #Clintasha kid #clint barton #hawkeye #clintasha #natasha romanoff #black widow #marvel #personal #jeremy renner #fandom #Katya Romanoff

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higheverweave · 3 years

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Yall think they are gonna make MC leave the magic world?

More do you think there’s gonna just ascend to planes walkers status because it would be cool as hell if

Mc could show thier LI the hellhole that is earth and just go between dimensions

Felix

Felix is forced to watch Burton,Adams family and Del toro also probably Saw....

Also have him play the first game to get dirt on his Dad to blackmail him later just saying

(honestly Mc should use the fandom wiki for Escell and just wreck that man’s whole career. If there phone still has battery.)

Probably also likes RPGs but slays at cod zombies which isn’t expected....

Also is disturbingly good at clue you’ve had to stop playing he wins everytime....

Likes Demonic Furbys only the abomination furbys has a collection

Also enjoys the Weird side of YouTube (The Globgolobgolab.)

LOVES BONEHILDA FROM THE SIMS

Anisa

probably gets taught about Larping and fencing also she would kill at Cod/ World of Warcraft etc.

Infinity Sword Slayer!!!

For the love of god show her the good Disney princesses it will consume her. (Merida is her favorite watch.) lol

Let her do a sword themed YouTube please

Collects teacups both here and in magic world.

Makes you take her to Disney at least once.

You are broke now too many gifts for sweet girl

Keeps trying to go to Dylan’s candy Pat just to get a big ass lollipop and pretend it’s a sword.

Likes to pretend French bread is a sword pencils are also swords ... everything that can be a sword is a sword

LOVES LIGHtSABERS ANd JEDI FOR THIS REAsOn and ITS BLUe LIkE Her Asthetic

Sage

He is banned from your internet

Your computer has so many viruses you had to get him a diffrent computer you made sure it’s set to incognito mode default because honestly you don’t need to know.

He watches cartoons unapologetically he has seen treasure planet too many times ,he likes Deadpool, a bit too into assassins creed for anyone’s comfort...

You have made him watch the cgi movie cats as a punishment and said it u

He hasn’t talked to you for 3 days

Zootopia is now off the table....

Speaking of which he’s banned from the aux

His playlist was as follows

Hips don’t lie - shakira

Permiscuious -Nelly Furtado

Hot in here -Nelly

He’s 210% banned as this playlist continues this way.

Rime

Cries durring Bambi (I said what I said.)

Has discovered ice cream.... has more than just two flavors help us

Is afraid of camo clothing ...

He is banned from watching duck dynasty

Likes the adventure zone can’t blame him

Who gave him a Tik Tok?

Ghosts on other peoples Netflix/ Amazon Prime/ Hulu/ Disney+/ etc

Spent all his money at Lush....

Absolutely would take advantage of you being a barrista.

Freeeeeee drinks for him...

(Can caffeine kill deer should he be drinking this?)

Scylla

Greek Myth nerd like starts learning the mythology doesn’t stop.

Her Batwoman cosplay is Murder (is she Ruby Rose or is Ruby Rose her?.)

Who told her about smoke machines

She needs to stop using them this is the third time this week for the fire trucks!

Keeps trying to go to Tuscany

Keeps trying to make craft liquor ....

She doesn’t get why it’s called craft liquor what is the difference between this and regular liquor

What is “artisan.”

Also is trash for M.O.M.A art museum type stuff

Is the type who would have a big white too many window window mansion with all the metal decorations and a pool that’s way to big....

Where did she get the money?

Why does she have a sports car....

Oh no you let her watch Oceans 11 ands she’s gonna and robbed a bank.

Oops

#fictif sage #fictif anisa #last legacy fictif #fictif rime #fictif felix #last legacy anisa #sage lesath #sage last legacy #felix last legacy #headcanon #fictif scylla #scylla #last legacy Scylla #Rime

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harryskalechips · 4 years

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Heavenly

A/N hello another short piece! a little blue will be posted on Wednesday hopefully. I’ve been lacking inspo and overall been playing sims 4 and animal crossing way too much oops. Anyways, please enjoy and thank you for reading!

Y/N tries that tiktok challenge. You know where you strip naked for your man when he least expects it.

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Harry’s head has been throbbing for days. He and Jeff have been video calling for hours trying to find new dates for his tour. Sadly, along with finding new dates, they needed to reorganize his whole schedule for the year due to interviews and performances colliding. He’s never felt this stressed in years because not only was he worried about his tour, he was worried about his fans, his family, the whole world! Luckily for him his girlfriend Y/N, went to L.A with him and so now they’re quarantining together.

At first, they were excited to be together 24/7 but now it’s been a month and with Harry’s new priorities, Y/N can’t help but feel lonelier than expected. He was hardly in bed when she woke up. He barely had time to eat a meal with her. Now as much as she knew it was wrong for her to feel this way, she just missed him. After all, she was used to being soaked up by his presence.

So it was a quiet afternoon in the house and after endless hours of binge-watching tik tok, Y/N finally gathered all her confidence to strip naked and give Harry a surprising visit.

“Jeff, I think we need to resched the North American tour too.” Harry rests his chin on his hand as he looks through his calendar and the confidential files Jeff sent him. “The cases are getting worse in America and if anything, we need time for the disease to die down before we start gathering 100 000 people again.” Harry sighs but just before he was going to reply to whatever Jeff says, his girlfriend walks in, wearing only his tour sweater from last year.

Harry’s eyes are in confusion as he watches his girlfriend take his sweater off. She drops to the floor and shrugs. Harry’s eyes widen as he eyes her body.

He wasn’t stupid, he knew he’s been away from Y/N for a while but that was only because he needed time to focus on work. Knowing his girlfriend is here 24/7 makes him want to lay in bed with her all day and fuck her until she can’t walk anymore.

His mouth continues to drop. Fortunately, His iMac was facing him and his wall only. “Harry, you okay?” Jeff asks worriedly as he sees his friend’s facial reaction. Jeff knew nothing about the tiktok challenge so he was confused about Harry’s face on such a serious matter. Harry looks at the screen coughing a bit as he adjusts the way he’s sitting in his chair. He palms himself a bit and tries to hide his smirk from Jeff but he knew that was impossible because Jeff knew him too well.

“I have to go. I’m sorry I just... Y/N came into my office and she’s showing some of the banana muffins she made freshly today.” He looks away from the camera and checks out his girlfriend one more time, glancing at her beautiful face. He’s so whipped. “They’re hot, very hot.” and with that without another reply from Jeff or explanation, Harry ends the call without another word, closing all his windows immediately.

“Come here, pretty girl.” He smiles as his girlfriend walks towards him. She comfortably straddles his lap and moans as she rubs herself on his hard-on.

“I’ve missed you, you know.” She whimpers as she grasps onto his shoulders. It was quarantine and she’s done everything on the list but one thing she won’t ever get tired of is having Harry. She wanted him all. The feeling of his warmth, his soft words, his harsh words, his hands, his love. She wanted him to feel her nails scratching his back until they’re red. She wants him to make her scream and most importantly, she just wanted his attention.

“I miss you too love, but I’m in an important call and as much as I want to love on you. I need to get these things fixed.”

“Oh.” She pulls away but Harry’s hand keeps her where she is. “I can leave. Sorry, I just thought if I came here naked you would want to I don’t know hang out or something?” She sarcastically says. Harry kisses his teeth and grabs her chin with his hand so she focuses on him.

“You think I’m going to leave my baby unsatisfied?” He leans in to kiss her lips. “I’m giving you your chance right now to use me so after my meeting I can fuck you the way I want to. You understand?”

“Mhm.” He releases her chin and leans more into his chair. “So a quickie?”

“Are you complaining? I’m about to give you 5 more hours of this after I finish my video call with Jeff that you rudely interrupted.” Without another word, Y/N gets off his lap to pull his sweatpants off until mid-thigh. She was already wet so with the help of Harry’s hand, she got back on him feeling full.

“Fuck, Harry.” She moans feeling his cock in her stomach. Harry kisses her jaw then her lips as he massages her hips.

“You’re such an attention whore huh? I’m so busy worrying about my fans but you’re such a needy girl that you waltz right in here like you own the place.”

Their pace was quickening as he spoke such words to her and Y/N couldn’t help but feel her head rest back as her man sucked on her nipples and spanked her ass without any hesitation. It was such a turn on for her that he was this dirty. On stage, he knows all girls want him but at the end of the day, the only one he’s fucking raw is her.

Harry pulls her hair tightly as he thrusts his hips into her. His mind was scrambled. It felt like they were trying to beat a clock but in reality, they were just way too horny. He doesn’t remember anything about what he and Jeff were talking about. The only thing on his mind right now was the tight and warm hole that was taking his hard dick so well.

As their heartbeats quicken and Y/N couldn't help but let out a loud moan, Harry comes in her, filling her up with his warmth. He could feel her tighten her walls, taking all of him in as if she didn't want him to go.

So, although Harry claimed that this was a quickie, they ended up fucking everywhere in his office for another two hours. If they can both explain how they felt after the pent up sexual frustration, the only word that can come out of their mouth is heavenly.

#Harry Styles #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles fanfic #harry styles smut #harry styles oneshots #harrystylesimagine #onedirection #one direction one shots #harry styles x reader #quarantine!harry #Tiktok #harry styles angst

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thefactsofthematter · 4 years

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spravey office romance but like... they're not cops and theyre nice to each other

ask and you shall recieve!! (two months after you asked... oops)

here is some good ol spavey, vaguely inspired by the office, where they are in fact nice to each other!!! its like 2.8k, modern au, and fuck it disabled!spot rights he’s in a wheelchair because i said so. here you go anon!!

"David... Davey. My office, now. Get in here."

Davey can't roll his eyes quite hard enough to express just how annoyed he is in this moment. Race shoots him a sympathetic look from across the office.

"Coming, Mr. Wiesel!" He's thankful his desk faces away from his boss's office, so he has time to school his expression into something happier before he turns around. "Can I help you with something?"

Now... Mr. Wiesel isn't the worst boss in the world. He really isn't. But he most certainly isn't the best either, despite what his favourite mug (that he probably bought for himself) might tell you. He's nice enough most of the time, and he seems to try his best... but god is he ever incompetent.

Like right now, he's probably going to task Davey with something that could've been handled by literally anyone else. Davey has actual work to do— he's not sure what Wiesel even does all day in that office of his, because he seems to delegate everything off to his unfortunate employees. He's a regional manager, in charge of sales and finances for the Manhattan branch of a major New York City newspaper, and yet he seems to have the brain of an actual goldfish.

"Secret meeting," Wiesel says, as Davey walks in. "Close the door behind you and sit down."

"It's not exactly a secret, sir," Davey replies, though he does as he's told anyways, settling into a chair once the door is closed. "You yelled across the office to tell me about it."

Also, he's immediately going to disclose every detail of the meeting to Race and Jack as soon as they're done in here, but Wiesel doesn't need to know that.

"Details, shmetails," scoffs Wiesel. "I have an important job for you."

This can't possibly be good.

"I have a lot of other work to do," Davey sighs. He truly does— he's the head of accounting for their office, and they're in the middle of a company audit. "Jack didn't look that busy, I'm sure you could give him something to entertain himself with."

Jack works in sales— which basically just means he has to convince distributors that newspapers totally aren't a dying medium, and they should definitely keep buying their copies to sell. He's remarkably good at selling newspapers, but he's also easily distracted and seems to have far too much time to plan stupid office pranks.

"I don't trust Jack. Salesmen... they're too charming. You never know what they're up to."

Okay, so Wiesel is batshit fucking insane. This is, unfortunately, par for the course that is trying to hold any kind of conversation with him.

"What is it you need me to do, sir?" Davey is beyond exasperated. Why he of all people had to become Wiesel's favourite employee, he'll never understand. "Again, I'm already very busy."

"It won't take long, don't worry." Wiesel smiles wide. "I want you to be our official welcoming committee. We're getting a new employee."

Davey can't physically stop his eyebrows from shooting up, practically to his hairline. What?

"Look, boss, the audit isn't finished yet, but I can tell you that it makes absolutely no financial sense to hire someone new right now." He knows he's talking to a stubborn brick wall, but he continues anyways. "We're barely turning a profit, and some of our numbers don't make any sense. Why do we have two janitors?"

"I wanted to give my nephews a head start in the industry!"

"The... custodian industry?"

"Morris and Oscar are smart boys, they'll make something out of it." Wiesel shakes his head. "Anyways, we're just getting a transfer from the Brooklyn office. He won't even be on our payroll. Corporate is sending him in because they think our office is... unproductive."

It's like it physically pains him to say that last word, though Davey knows it to be true. He wouldn't be surprised if they get downsized in the near future.

"Okay..." Davey sighs. "You just want me to say hi to him, then?"

"More than that, David. Show him around. Give him the good ol' World Welcome."

"Is that a thing? Am I hazing him?"

"Oh my god, yeah—"

"No." Davey cuts him off before that idea can escalate, regretting that he even brought it up. "Okay, I'm going back to work. I'll say hi to him when he gets here."

Rather than go back to his own corner of the office, Davey makes a beeline for Race's desk.

"Did you know we're getting a new guy?"

Race, being the receptionist and all, generally keeps track of anyone who comes and goes from the office. However, he's either hungover or high a good fifty percent of the time, so he's not the most reliable source.

"I think I was probably supposed to know that," Race says, frowning at his computer. "I skip the emails that don't look important. Lemme go check."

"A new guy, huh?" Jack asks, sauntering over from his desk, which is only like ten feet away. "I need to start planning a welcome prank."

"No, you absolutely do not."

Before Jack can go off on some prank-related tangent, Race interrupts.

"Found it! Weasel emailed me this morning. He said: New guy is called Sean Conlon. Transferring in from Brooklyn for a week. I heard a rumour that he doesn't have legs."

The three of them share a moment of confused silence.

"Maybe he'll get along with Crutchie," Jack offers. "You know... since he only has one leg, and this guy has no legs. They could, like, bond."

Davey chokes on a laugh— he definitely feels like he shouldn't be laughing, but he can never help it when Jack says shit like that.

"Okay, I'm glad you got that out now. You know how badly Weasel handles sensitivity training, so let's avoid it if we can."

Their last round of sensitivity training was due to Wiesel's running gag of only speaking to Jack in broken Spanish. Jack is originally from New Mexico, he's Navajo, and he doesn't even speak Spanish. Jack thought it was hilarious (while ridiculously offensive), but it was making the entire office uncomfortable, so someone must have anonymously called it in to corporate.

"You mean we can spend a whole day listening to Weasel tell us he's not racist again? Sounds like a party." Jack laughs. "But yeah, I'm not stupid. I'm not gonna make fun of a guy with no legs."

"We don't even know that he doesn't have legs," Race interjects. "At this point I don't believe anything Weasel says, especially if he's willing to admit it's a rumour. Where did he even hear that?"

Davey shrugs.

"Who knows. Legs or not, we're gonna be nice to the new guy. Weasel made me the designated welcoming committee, so I'm officially adding you two to my team."

"Extra work?" asks Race. "Not happening."

"You've been playing the Sims all morning. You haven't been doing any work," Jack points out. "Can we go on a donut run at lunch and have a staff party for him?"

Davey can do nothing more than sigh. There's no reasoning with Jack when it comes to his obsession with throwing pointless staff parties.

"Sure. Whatever. No balloons, though."

And that's that— they head back to their own desks and wait for the new guy to show up.

The elevator dings about twenty minutes later.

The guy does, in fact, have legs— though he's using a wheelchair, so they must not work very well. That's probably where Wiesel got the rumour from. He's got a grumpy look on his face, like he's not particularly thrilled to be here, and a messenger bag on his lap. Above all, Davey notices, the new guy is really fucking hot.

He makes his way over to Race's desk to check in, and Davey decides to wait a moment before going over to introduce himself, so as to seem like he hasn't been obsessively watching the elevator for his arrival. He needs to compose himself— his tie is feeling a little too tight. Holy shit, that man is so beautiful.

Race, ever the professional, pulls out one AirPod to greet the new guy, and they have a short conversation that Davey can't quite overhear. It ends with Race shouting Davey, come here! because apparently no one in this office knows how to use the paging system built into the phones on everyone's desks.

"You called?" Davey sighs, as he approaches the reception desk. "I don't sit that far away, you really don't need to yell."

"Yelling gets things done," says Race with a shrug. He gestures to the new guy. "This is Sean, he's the assistant manager from the Brooklyn branch. Sean, this is Davey. He's the manager's assistant at our branch."

"I'm not Weasel's assistant," hisses Davey, glaring at Race. "I'm just bad at saying no to him." He turns to Sean and extends a hand to shake. "David Jacobs, head of accounting. Sorry about Anthony— I swear we're not all like this."

Race scoffs.

"Please, I'm hilarious and everyone loves me."

Davey and Sean both pointedly ignore him.

"It's nice to meet you," Sean says, with a handshake so firm that Davey nearly goes weak in the knees. "I'm looking forward to getting to know this location."

God, he's a sucker for a professional. This is either going to be the best or the worst week ever, and Davey has no clue which way it'll go.

He shows Sean to his desk, manages to stop Jack and Crutchie from setting off a party popper behind his head as a welcome prank, and then finally tries to get back to what's he's actually supposed to be doing.

It doesn't last long— he gets a text from Race just a few minutes after sitting down.

Racer: new guy is fiiiiine as hell ain't he Racer: i mean just look at that smoulder while he works

Davey: he's too old for you, don't even think about it.

Racer: heyyy i'm 19 now >:(

Davey: and he's gotta be at least 25 Davey: not happening, kiddo

Racer: look at me

Davey looks up from his phone, only to see Race flipping him off. Okay then.

Race somehow got hired here straight out of high school, while everyone else in the office has at least some college education— making him the baby of the bunch. While hilariously incompetent at his job, he is fun to be around, so Wiesel has kept him on. He's become Davey and Jack's pseudo-little-brother, much to his annoyance.

Anyways... back to the audit. Davey can hardly focus. Sean is sitting right across from him, and he feels like a stupid teenager with a crush on someone in his class because he just can't draw his eyes away. The morning goes smoothly, though, apart from Davey's heart fluttering a little every time he looks at Sean. In fact, it almost feels too good to be true... until Wiesel finally emerges from his office.

"A wheelchair!" is the first thing he shouts, which makes Davey want to smash his head through his computer screen and then throw himself out the window. So much for his hopes of avoiding sensitivity training. "Isn't that neat! You must be our new friend from Brooklyn."

Sean looks almost stunned, which is the most emotion he's shown since he got here.

"Sean Conlon," he says, slowly and confused, definitely offended, but still sticking out a hand to shake. "Um... I take it you're the branch manager. Is the wheelchair going to be a problem?"

"Oh, god no!" Wiesel replies, shaking Sean's hand far too enthusiastically. "We love disabled people here. I mean, hell, David over here is gay!"

Davey very nearly spontaneously combusts with the heat that immediately rises to his cheeks. He ducks his head a little to hide the blush and avoid eye contact with anyone. He's certainly not the only queer in the office, but he's somehow the only one Wiesel has picked up on, and he loves to make stupid comments about it. Davey is simply far too awkward to stand up for himself when it happens.

"That's... not a disability." When Davey looks up, Sean is staring Wiesel down with a look that screams you're getting fired if there's anything I can do about it. "Frankly, that's incredibly rude to both David and myself. Is this the standard of conduct you set for your employees?"

"Woah," Wiesel immediately starts to backpedal. "Calm down Mr. Professional! It's just a joke between friends."

Sean's expression doesn't change.

"Jokes are supposed to be funny."

From a few desks away, Jack and Crutchie burst into silent, muffled laughter, while Davey shoots them a desperate look. What the fuck does he say? The entire office has gone quiet, watching the standoff go down.

"Davey!" Wiesel says, frantically. "You thought it was funny, right?"

Davey swallows nervously.

"Actually, it's really hurtful when you say stuff like that." He's shaking a little— standing up for himself is not something he typically does. "My identity isn't a joke. It's part of who I am."

Wiesel doesn't seem to know what to say, and Davey can do nothing but wait for some kind of response. His face is burning and his palms are sweaty— it's humiliating.

"Period! You tell him, Davey!" Jack shouts, from his desk, which instantly breaks some of the tension. "Get his ass!"

"I think I'll be taking this up with HR," Sean says, once Wiesel has been quiet a little too long. He's so smooth with it that Davey's heart flutters a little. "I'm getting a sense that this is a running issue— I'd like them to have a look into your position here at the company. It was nice to meet you, though."

And then he turns back to his computer to work on whatever he was doing. Holy shit. There's a general rustling of papers and clicking of mouses around the room as everyone follows his lead, and Davey has to bite back a smile. It felt kind of good to stick it to Weasel.

The work day is pretty much over, Davey is packing up, and he really wants to figure out a way to make conversation with Sean.

He's so cool. He's so damn cool, and he's hot, and he's well-spoken and professional... Davey is desperate to at least be his friend. It's a Monday, not typically a night he'd go out for happy hour after work, but he's considering making plans anyways. He is the welcoming committee after all.

He shoots off a group text to Race, Jack and Crutchie, suggesting a little welcoming party at their usual bar down the block, and everyone drops a like on it within moments. Perfect.

"Hey," he leans over the little gap between their desks and can't stop himself from smiling. "A few of us are gonna go for drinks once we clock out, and you're more than welcome to join us."

Sean finally cracks a real smile, and Davey nearly passes out. He's gorgeous.

"Really?" He looks so happy just to be included. "That sounds fun, I'd love to."

"I'm really sorry about earlier."

Davey and Sean sit at a table, while Jack and Race play pool, and Crutchie tries his best to make a move on the bartender that he's been crushing on for ages. It never quite goes his way, but his commitment to the cause is admirable.

"What?" Davey asks. "Why? It was so nice of you to stick up for me!"

"I just feel bad that you got dragged into it," Sean sighs. "I mean, um... I'm gay too. So I kinda know how it feels when people say stuff like that, and sometimes it really is easier to brush it off. I didn't mean for you to get put on the spot like that."

Davey shrugs, trying to play off the way his heart has begun to flutter with the knowledge that he might have a chance— Sean is gay! This is too good to be true.

"It felt good to finally say something," Davey chuckles. "It was about time someone put him in his place. He's old and out-of-touch."

"And an asshole."

Davey laughs, loud and abruptly.

"Yeah, you're right. He's an asshole." He pauses, unable to stop smiling. "I'm gonna go grab another beer, can I buy you one?"

Sean, once again, looks surprised that Davey is being so nice to him, and his face breaks into that incredible grin from before.

"Sure, yeah! That'd be nice! Thank you so much."

And if the evening ends with a folded up napkin with a messily scribbled phone number and a note about the stupid nickname all my friends usually call me being casually slipped into Davey's back pocket... well, that's no one's business but Davey and Spot's.

#spavey #davey jacobs #spot conlon #racetrack higgins #jack kelly #newsies #newsies fic #my writing #my tag list hasn’t been updated in a very long time so i’m gonna scrap it and make a new one if there’s interest #let me know if you wanna be tagged in the future

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korean-memes-for-the-seoul · 4 years

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2gether the Series, Novel vs Show Part 2

After the candy-kiss scene, Tine does get really mad at Sarawat, but his plan continues

Tine has thing of saying “Oh my heart!” when he thinks something is bullsh!t and I felt like that just had to be shared because he goes on to say it like 50 times after his candy-kiss with Sarawat

There’s a girl named Fah who Tine meets shortly after who he finds super cute and for some reason keeps sniffing her like he’s Biden, he spends the next few lines indulging in major creeper thoughts

“I reach out and touch her hand gently, then I pull my hand back to smell it. It smells so damn nice. Is she human or a Victoria’s Secret angel?”

Tine actually asks Sarawat to flirt with him right after the guitar lesson, there is no “Locked in a locker scene” (I also forgot to mention it last post but Green never beats up Tine’s friends either), at first, Sarawat says no, but upon seeing Tine received a snack from a girl, Sarawat does the whole “Grabs snack and writes “Taken” on it”

Tine does buy Sarawat a new phone, but once the sim card is placed in, Tine uses this opportunity to look through Sarawat’s phone, although all it is is ignored messages and phone calls from fans

One fan actually calls while Tine is doing this and he answers, he then tells the girl he’s a friend of Sarawat’s, and not long after, Tine receives a notif from #TEAMSARAWATSWIVES with the same girl texting the group “…Just called Sarawat, some one else answered but I don’t know who. He said he’s a friend, but I suspect that he’s not”…oops, luckily, thr other girls don’t believe that their precious Sarawat could possibly be gay and say that since it’s a guy it HAS to be friend, and the situation tones down

Tine calls his phone his baby when he gets it back, and has this sort of emotional moment like he’s found his long lost love, sorry Sarawat, Tine has more feeling for his phone than you :(((((

Tine refers to guys as hot a lot and I wonder how this boi did not realize that he’s also attracted to boys before???? No lie, there’s a reference to a hot guy like every chapter

In the book, everything in Sarawat’s room is black. Everything. Also Tine comments on how there is nothing in the room, it’s very spartan

They give us the guitar chords to the Scrubb song in the book: Dmaj9 / Dmaj9 / Amaj7 A6 / A6 / C#m7 / C#m7 / F#7sus4 / F#7, as a guitar player myself, my whole hand hurt just reading these chords….Sarawat must really love Tine…ouch…

These chords are almost all bar chords, which means you have to press down on a whole fret with one finger to make it work, they’re considered very high level chords and very painful and difficult to master, I’ve been playing for 8 years and I still have difficulty with these chords

Sarawat purposely takes TWO HOURS to tune that guitar, for those who don’t know, it typically takes me about 2 minutes to tune mine if it’s REALLY out of tune, if not, I can tune it by ear in just under a minute, which, as an excellent guitar player, Sarawat could definitely do…

Tine is so weird with his chose in words in the novel, “I don’t know, but the song ‘Close’ makes me feel that life is so damn cute. So kawaii. So fu**ing rilakkuma”???????????

This is Rilakkuma btw

It’s a Japanese fictional character

Tine goes on to say, “Even a rugged guy like Sarawat sounds adorably Rilakkuma when he sings this song. My heart…*” *Refer to above info on what “My Heart” means to Tine

Sarawat does steal Tine’s blue hawaii drink and calls it yummy and Tine says “How is blue hawaii with my saliva yummy?” Oh you poor oblivious boy….

Tine has a tendency to freak out on the inside and then immediately change the topic, he just shrugs it all off and goes “Oh well, let’s keep eating!”

Sarawat is the “Can’t type for sh!t” type of gay and I am here for it

I’ll end here before this post gets too long and continue on Part 3! Stay tuned!

Part 1, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

#2gether #2gether tine #2gether sarawat #2gether bright #2gether win #2gether spoilers

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cleaduvalls · 5 years

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i watched “spy kids 4″ exactly twice and i plan to keep it that way. here are my thoughts

i had the volume up from the last one because it was SO QUIET and now my ears hurt. not a great start

i used to think that was carmen and i was so disappointed because i wanted to see carmens kids 😔

tik tok????? oh no

i thought tick tock was matthew lillard for most of the movie

you cant do that in the SIMS

why are you shifitng gears. you dont need to shift gears

shut up wilbur have YOU given birth?????

YOU GO IN AT EVERY FIVE TO SEVEN MINUTES AND YOURE AT THREE ARE YOU S T U P I D

wait it sounds like ive given birth i havent i assure you

a pregnant belly wouldnt make that sound

yeah alright whatever shaggy youre high

isnt she from girl meets world??????

itd make a better sitcom honestly

hahah funney because shes a spy

WHY ARE YOU NOT IN THERE WITH YOUR W I F E

birth is NOT that short

i would be great at cinemasins

oh!!!! disabled character!!!!

who approved this show

oh like its HER fault

youre watching the clock speed up why are you not suspicious

roll credits

argonaut. my english teacher would like that

its 5 o clock somewhere

have you not been watching the show??????

there is a serious lack of floop

i feel like ive seen the boy before too

guess not

also i guess this one had a smell feature?????? ig thats why the baby farts so much

AND IT EXPLAINS THE DRESSING!!!! YOU CAN SMELL DRESSING!!!!!

dont say stepmother its creepy

ooh tinker toys!!!! real ones this time!!!!

girl its dyed blue youre gonna stain your carpet

oh God she wants to be FRIENDS

epic????? No

these pranks can all be used for smellovision

aromascope ig??????

BEING FRIENDS!!!! THATS SOME FANFIC LEVEL TROPEYNESS

oops

the CHEETOS

because you pulled the prank?????

power move

those are really your worst fears?????

i have almost that exact clock

youre looking for SPIES not VILLIANS

i kinda want a clock hand sword

MARISSA NO IM DYING OF SECONDHAND EMBARASSMENT

cecils so chill

it looks like the slime from floops castle..... i miss floop

felix has been replaced??? by a computer voice????

oh mood

hahah carmen said that

is that ricky gervais

oh!!!! they broke gender binary!!!!!! took the other chair!!!!!

worlds smallest camera!!!!!!

yeah hes right theres no invisibility powder

its not a SPACESHIP theyre not IN SPACE

hey can we maybe not put that in a movie thanks

yeah i hate this one

that fall was awful

C A R M E N!!!!!!!!!!!

wilbur youre so boring

spy week???? dont you mean shark week?????

buddypack!!!!

IS THAT THE PICTURE FROM WHERE THEY ENTERED FLOOPS CASTLE AND THEN JUNI SAW A THUMB THUMB

i watch these movies too much

except this one this one sucks

7 years ago????? when game over came out????? nice

THE BRAIN THING THAT MADE FOOGLIES!!!

SPY PLANE!!!

SEA GUPPY!!!!

CARMENS GAME SUIT!!!!

why does she still have that

HOW does she still have that

MACHETES ELECTROSHOCK GUMBALLS!!!!!!

DRAGON SPY!!!!

take that giggleses

JUNI!!!! only video tho ://

oof

WAIT I JUST SAW ARGONAUTS NAME TAG AND MY DOG HAD THAT SAME ONE BUT IN PINK AND WE HAD TO GET HER A NEW ONE BECAUSE IT WAS S O L O U D

your baby is your back up????? Bad Idea

did you not name your child????

why did they pause for a label????

stop making time puns i hate you

i really hope those are floops. like the cereal

stop calling her stepmother like its her name its CREEPY

stop WASTING them

just say youre marissas kids?????? they know who she is

oh God piss joke

oh God POOP joke

right its the bombs that make him cool not the fact that hes literally ricky gervais

and a fart joke????? i hate this movie

silent but LETHAL???? awfyl. i hate it

toot??? stop making fart jokes

OH THEYRE GETTING CHASED CUZ THE SAPPHIRE i need to pay attention more. i blame buzzfeed

“you weirdo you vaporized us” STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO LIKE THIS MOVIE BY PLAYING ON MY NOSTALGIA

its not working btw. i hate this movie

oh look. a butt joke.

oh yay disney acid trip

uh yeah???? hes ricky gervais

yeah except shes WHITE

i kinda wanna go to the cheese shop. wisconsin instincts ig

thats not a WORD

no the red ones the second hand do you know anything?????

how does she know how to army crawl???? shes EIGHT

there are 42 minutes left im suffering

oh no he died

is she wearing twinkle toes??????

did they.... teleport???? was that an awkward cut???? did they straight up travel through time????? im so confused

yknow as an OBVIOUS choice for the next doctor, floop should REALLY be in the movie centered around time

im gonna punch this dude

IM GONNA PUNCH THIS DUDE TOO YOU CAN STILL BE A FAMILY AND CALL YOURSELF STEPKIDS

hes the hulk

oh dear he referenced a meme

he just called the google lady annoying im gonna punch him next

n i c e

SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS!!!!!!

yeah theyre gonna flip youre STALKING THEM

that seems like a Bad Idea

try harder rebecca

IF YOURE GONNA TAKE THEM THERE W H A T DO YOU THINK THEYRE GONNA DO???????

dude you look like youre on crack

youre gonna divorce her because she wasnt allowed to tell you?????????

W H A T

no???? ofc not???? you have no weapons??????

DUDE CHILL SHE L I T E R A L L Y COULDNT TELL YOU

and i feel fine~

J U N I!!!!!!!!!!! FOR REALS!!!!!!!!

oh shiitake mushrooms he got kinda cute

you can???? reach into the garbage can???????

BECAUSE YOURE CHILDREN!!!!!! THEY SHUT DOWN THE SPY KIDS PROGRAM!!!!!!

i love the sound of clockwork. so soothing. that doctor who episode with the time robots???? a fave

oh no they all have died

M A C H E T E!!!!!!!!

why did juni freeze if he didnt really freeze???? thats some buzz lightyear level stuff

oh hey i just realized that junis hair is back!!

oh no now argos the hulk too

the baby looks like dora

hahah funney

HE WAS TOAST IN THE FIRST MOVIE S T O P P L A Y I N G O N N O S T A L G I A

and diaper lady???? Stop

nice censorship

can hearing aids work that well???? im no expert but i dont think they can do that?????

taking his hearing aids???? i hate this guy

R A L P H!!!!

oh!!!!!! sign language!!!!!

Even Evil Has Standards

are they trying to make me cry?? im not

you can travel through time youre just not COOL ENOUGH

oh worm????

side note i figured they were the same guy but i was so disappointed when it wasnt matthew lillard

please let this be over i need to mindlessly scroll the spy kids wiki

stop being philosophical youre wearing twinkle toes

roll credits

us???? wouldnt that be me???? or is us right??? clones are wack

yEET

oh no he died

why did he float???? did they run out of gravity?????

he moved before he touched the watch

yeah but hell see his dad again and thats the point of this whole thing????

oh no he died. for reals this time

this time???? you have 6 months

STOP👏MAKING👏TIME👏PUNS👏

i cant raise my eyebrow😔

YOU CANT DO THAT WE JUST DISCUSSED IT

thats hot

WHY DOES SHE NOT HAVE A NAME

yes bc youre a robot shut up

oh thank God its over

#spy kids #spy kids 4 #all the time in the world #sk4 #spy kids 4 spoilers #spoilers #juni cortez #carmen cortez

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mrswalkers-blog · 5 years

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A Golden Cage

Chapter 5 - London

Book: The Royal Romance (AU)

This is the story of Emily, daughter of Drake and Riley. She just celebrated her 18th birthday. She is young, beautiful and full of energy.

Summary: We are going in the past, in Daniel’s memory of him and Emily. Daniel leaves for London. Emily keeps calling him every day, jeopardizing her relationship with a guy she is seeing. Will Daniel be able to tell her how he feels?

Warnings: 15+.

This series will be NSFW. It will have mentions of sexual abuse and violence. I will tag the chapters accordingly.

A/N: This series is getting absolutely no response. But I still cannot stop writing it. I know it is not scandalous, maybe seeming mundane. But it is close to my heart. And the story is still building.

Word Count: 1800+

Previous Chapters Link to previous chapters can be found in the master list on my blog page.

Daniel couldn’t get Emily out of his head. All he could think was the way she looked, laughed, her skin, her smell, her taste on his lips, the way she kissed, the way she clutched his shirt tight pulling him close, the way she felt tight against him.... his hand rubbed his length in the shower, savoring her memories. He stood in the shower, a hand against the wall in front of him, hot water running on his skin, one hand rubbing his own length. ‘Dan!’ he heard her moan in his head as the memory consumed him, he let out a breath he was holding as he found his release in the bathroom of his orphanage.

Each and every moment of the week that followed after their beautiful moments together, he thought about her, only about her. He was not sure why he was so obsessed with her, now more than he ever was, was it because of the way she felt that afternoon in his arms, or the fact that he was going away from her or because she hadn’t called him or visit him after that day, not even once. She had never stayed away from him for so long. Maybe she was mad at him for leaving. He thought about calling her, so many times. So many times he dialed her number from the phone in the orphanage office, only to cut it before it connected.

Today was the day he was leaving for London, at least for two years, or maybe forever. All he wanted to do was to talk to her one last time, to hear her beautiful voice or her giggle. He checked he had packed everything. All his belongings fit easily in a small bag. A few clothes, a few gifts from her, a wallet with money that wouldn't last a month and a newspaper cutting of him and her, all packed.

Everyone in the orphanage lined up to bid him farewell. He hugged his friends, old and new. It was always emotional when a kid left the orphanage, when adopted or when he became an adult. Today, everyone was feeling proud. None of their patrons ever left the country. Many hadn't even seen a plane up close. London was a magical a land their friend was flying to.

‘Where is your girlfriend?’ a little boy asked him, noticing the girl who visits almost every other day hadn't come to bid him goodbye. He forced a smile, he had been asking himself the same question since last week. He remained silent, unable to decide what to say to the little kid.

‘Did she brake up with you?’ another kid asked, with concern in his eyes. Emily was a princess to them. They all believed she loved Daniel. A beautiful Princess and Pauper story. They hoped they would have a happy ending. Daniel knew it was not possible. Life is not a fairytale.

‘She is not my girlfriend.’ he sighed and patted the kid’s cheek gently.

With a heavy heart, he left for the airport with Rachel. Rachel recited all the pieces of advice she had gathered for him. Be safe, Keep your passport safe, Study hard, Eat healthily, Don't drink too much, Don't do drugs. She went on and on the entire ride. Daniel kept nodding to her, while his mind raced back to Emily.

‘You didn't hear any of the advice I gave you, did you?’ she asked him as he got out of the cab. He chuckled and shook his head. He gave her a warm hug.

‘Can you repeat it for me?’ he said smiling to her.

‘Forget it. Just remember one thing. Get over her.’ she said looking in his eyes. She knew him. She knew it would be hard for him. But she knew it was what needs to be done. He silently nodded and started walking towards the gate. When suddenly his heart skipped a beat, hearing a familiar voice calling out to him.

‘Daniel!’ he saw Emily jumping out of a car, running towards him.

‘Were you honestly going without saying goodbye?’ she almost ran into him, giving him a hug that fumbled him a step back.

‘Sorry I was late, I was told you already left. Asked the driver to drive as fast as he could. Broke two signals on the way! Dad is going to kill me!’ she said in a single breath.

‘Hi,’ she looked at Rachel greeting her briefly.

‘Here, I got you a parting gift.’ she handed him a gift-wrapped box before Daniel or Rachel could speak.

‘What is it?’ he finally said as the surprise on his face changed into a smile.

‘It's a phone. It's about time you had one. Get a sim when you land. Call me. You have my number right? Or should I write it down for you?’ she said in a single breath.

‘I have it written somewhere.’ he said. He could recite her number in his sleep. But it was not the best time to bring it up.

‘Call me okay? Now go!’ she said giving him a quick hug and a quick peck on his cheek.

He saw tears forming in her eyes, while a bright smile adorned her face before he walked in the airport for a new beginning.

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Daniel settled in his new life fairly well. He had a room he had to share with a roommate, Mike. He was a simple guy. Spent most of his day playing some games on his laptop. Not much of a social person. Although he did talk to him every once in a while.

He had almost no one to talk to. Except for Emily, who called almost every day. Talked for hours about her day and asked about his. Daniel entered his room, his phone glued to his ears, a smile on his lips as he talked to Emily.

‘Oh! you reached your room!’ she said as she heard the door close.’ Is Mike home?’

‘Yup,’ Daniel said looking at Mike who was wired to his laptop, ears covered with headphones that tuned out all outside noises.

‘Say my regards to him.’ Emily said.

Daniel gave a smile to Mike as he looked up from his laptop for a short second.

‘He is busy in his lappy again.’

‘I don't understand how you guys live like this. You should go out, meet girls, get laaaaid.’ she stretched the last word a bit making Daniel uncomfortable.

‘They don't have pretty girls here.’ he chuckled. Shook his head to get the image of her in his arms away.

‘In all of London!? Someone is being picky!’

‘London girls can't hold a candle to yo... Cordonian girls’, he corrected himself, ‘And besides, I am here to study, not looking for girls.’

‘You can do both! It’s Friday night! Go to a bar have some fun!’

‘Oh yes! that reminds me! Weren't you supposed to go on a Date tonight? What’s his name? Wes?’

‘Oops! I forgot about him!’ she squeaked,’ I am on the date! I told him I need to use the powder room. It's been eighteen minutes. He must think I am taking a dump! Gotta Go’ she hanged up the phone.

‘Was it your girlfriend?’ Mike asked looking at the wide grin on Daniel’s face.

‘She is not my girlfriend.’ He couldn't believe he was still correcting people.

‘She calls you every day. You constantly smile when you talk to her. You have turned down every girl who showed interest in you. People keep asking me if you were gay. I said you are in long distance.‘ he shrugged.

‘I am not. not gay. not in a relationship.’ Daniel informed him.

‘I don't buy it. I may be a geek, but I am not stupid.’

‘Thats true! as a matter of fact, she just told me that she is on a date, right now. With a guy named Wes. '

‘You mean she called you in the middle of a date?’

‘Ya so?’

‘Dude! how naive can you be? She definitely has a crush on you. And clearly you a crush on her too. Why don't you tell her?’

‘I cant. She is out of my league. She is almost a Princess and I am a poor orphan.’

‘So what?.’

‘You won't understand.’

‘Its your choice mate! but if you are not interested in her, stop leading her on.’

Daniel’s heart fluttered at the possibility of her interested in him. That’s what he wanted, a possibility with her. But he knew it would never end well. Their worlds were different. He didn't belong in hers and she didn't belong in his. Mike was right, Rachel was right, this needs to end now.

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Next day, Saturday, Emily called in the morning. ‘Did you go to the bar last night?’ She would continue talking with him where they last left. As if she was right beside him.

‘No. How did your date go?’ he asked.

‘Wes said I didn't seem interested in him or something. Can you believe it?'

‘Emily, listen, I have to go for an interview. I have applied for a job. I will talk to you later.’ he lied. He had to.

‘Ya sure. Best of luck. Call me okay?’

But he didn’t. She texted him asking how his interview went. When will he be able to call her? But he replied in a word or two that he was busy and he will call her later. The later never came. He didn't call her and when she did, he just pretended to be at work or at college.

Emily called him every day, texted him. It pained to ignore her calls, her texts. Slowly her calls became less frequent and soon she stopped calling him.

If it hurt to ignore her calls, it hurt even more when she stopped calling. Daniel would keep looking at his phone. Hoping for a message or a call. He didn't know if he was happy that she moved on or heartbroken.

Time passed, but he still couldn't get Emily out of his head. After completing his graduation, he moved back to Cordonia. A part of him still wanted to see her, be with her, but he kept himself away from her.

He tried working few jobs but soon realized that a nine to five desk job was not for him. That is when he found that there were few job openings in Royal Guards. He joined the training program. He found the training relaxing him. He would train all day and fell asleep almost immediately when he reached his bed. It was much better than thinking about Emily every night.

After 10 weeks of extensive training, he was interviewed by Bastien. But when he realized, he was being appointed at Valtoria, he requested to appoint him at some other location. Bastien informed him that it was not his choice to make. By taking the training, he had already committed to serve for at least 1 year at the location he was appointed.

Bastien handed him his appointment letter. When he opened it, his eyes flew to the words

Emily Walker

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raijinhasverybigpecs · 5 years

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What I want to hear more than anything is any and all of your thoughts involving Kushinada? Because I LIVE of them I need all of your ramblings about her and every AU she is currently apart of. You could type out thousands of words and I'd still want more.

since you did write about that hot fenrir X kushinada stuff in your latest fic (which was the most adorable thing btw omg) i figured i might provide a few scenarios for that (a few meaning 1000+ words of cute stuff oops! never mind it’s 2000+ hahaha fuck)

high school au

i know i said it in the dating sim route for fenrir but him giving his leather jacket to kushinada when they go out and it’s cold??? that’s one of my fav tropes omg

also kushinada accidentally comparing fenrir to a loyal dog when talking to aphro and light hel and him overhearing that and being all embarrassed about it bc he can’t deny that he’s literally a dog in human form

he has a very strong sense of smell, always noticing all the flower perfumes that kushinada wears and he always compliments her about how nice she smells even when she’s come back from her garden (he likes the smells of nature hehe)

also he’s very protective of her and gives people the nastiest stares if they say anything remotely negative about her. when kushinada opens up about having an unrequited crush on cu chu and her past with relationship with susano she has to drag away fenrir and get him to promise not to fight those two on sight

also it’s a lil nsfw but i think he’s totally into leaving hickeys around the place so when kushinada shows up at school on a super hot day with a scarf aphro is like “so things must be moving nicely between you and fenrir huh?” and kushinada is just a blushing mess and silently nods

oh, and him just resting his head on kushinada’s when she’s gardening and wrapping his arms around her UwU

so when they start dating i really like the idea of fenrir learning how to grow stuff with kushinada (and him actually having a decent green thumb after learning the basics)

also i couldn’t get the idea out of my idea about fenrir trying to grow kushinada roses/or forget-me-nots/camellias(they all mean love apparently?? that’s cute n sappy hehe) and trying to keep it a secret from her

so while he’s checking some plants during club time, fenrir just snatches a seed packet from her collection and takes her gardening equipment and other materials when he needs them

bc he’s just a beginner he fails pretty badly and goes around asking for help from tyr (as he’s been talking about kushinada w/ tyr who serves as a sorta personal confidant and a father figure who is more stern w/ fenrir than loki). tyr’s all for this as that’s how he wooed ullr over on their first date (and promptly got laid as well) so they both read a few gardening books and search the internet for info…

…unfortunately tyr’s pretty shit w/ gardening as well so they ask chiron for help and, although he’s got the knowledge, it somehow doesn’t work out either…

…so they ask for inari’s help which who suggests that they just hire a professional gardener or just buy some really expensive and rare flowers for her(which they’ll pay for; inari is all for fenrir trying to be romantic and trying to cater to kushinada’s interestseven if it doesn’t turn out)

fenrir eventually decides to come clean and presents her with what he’s got and kushinada kisses him for all his effort UwU. she really appreciates the effort even if she was aware that he was stealing from her the entire time (she’s gotta keep a tight budget with the club, the school only gives her a certain amount of money to run the place and it’s she may be forgetful at times but her equipment disappearing every time fenrir was around was a lil convenient)

also if we’re going full cheese then i want fenrir to confess his love to kushinada all anime-style w/ cherry blossoms and everything :’^)))))) like kushinada would be the first to say that she loves him but it’s really hard for him to say, like he’ll just say “i do too” and avoid saying “i love you”

also just in general they’d probs both like going out to parks, botanical garden or go hiking and have peaceful walks when kushinada points out all the plants while fenrir listens, he likes hearing her ramble on bc it’s cute seeing her so excited about something

so they’re at some botanical garden place and kushinada is really excited and basically dragging fenrir by the arm to point out all the different flower types but all he can think about is how much she’s changed him for the better, how he doesn’t deserve her at all. he’s just smitten with her, with how adorable she is when she’s ranting, even if he’s heard all the information before - he just wants to listen to her beautiful voice. and, wow, she looks so stunning amongst the blooming flowers and he thinks, no, he knows he’s in love with her and how he wants to marry her and that sorta mushy stuff hehe

kushinada snaps him out of his thoughts by asking if she’s boring him with her explanations and then he just blurts out that he loves her and it’s just silence between the two for a moment before kushinada, as the sappy bitch she is, starts crying tears of joy and leaps into his arms :’))))))) (yes i’m the world’s softest bitch, what about it)

mafia au

fenrir stumbles into kushinada’s bakery after a street fight with a rival gang, all bloody and bruised and telling her to not touch him before promptly passing out. kushinada tends to his injuries while he’s out and drags him into her beroom falling asleep beside the bed bc she was so exhausted from work + this incident

fenrir wakes up with a nasty headache, only made worse by him not knowing where he is - he’s still alive, probably due to the beautiful japanese woman uncomfortably lying on the side of the bed with bandages in her hands. he knows he could snap her neck with ease, but something in the back of his mind tells him not to - tyr’s words and actions ring in his ears

also on a side note i’m imagining that fenrir has a rough childhood bc of loki being involved in shady gang operations and that fenrir was preened by him to succeed him but fenrir was betrayed by the norse gang and left to get caught by the cops during a major heist. i imagine that tyr, a cop (duh), went onto the scene and tried to communicate with a scared and furious fenrir. fenrir probably lashed out at him, scarring tyr’s arm (and then it later being infected or something? i’m not here for arm severing lmao) and then breaking down in his arms while tyr comforted him.

fenrir spent some time in prison after that and got out due to tyr lobbying for him and he’s trying to separate himself from his family and old ties to his gang although it obviously catches up with him here :^)

the attack was probably bc in the past fenrir was an asshole and very cocky, brash and abusive to others and he made a lot of enemies bc he thought we was untouchable as one of the norse gang members with really high connections bc of his father

anyways fenrir explores the small apartment before hearing the ring of the bell downstairs (i imagine the bakery to underneath a small apartment like this). he walks to check that out, hiding on the stairs just in case the gang members have found where he ended up

fortunately (or rather, unfortunately) for him it’s not the gang members - it’s inari, wanting to get a pastry and tea from her favourite bakery. when they can’t see kushinada or smell anything being made that’s when they decide to check on her

fenrir makes a mad dash for kushinada’s room, pretending to sleep once again while kushinada is in the shower. she gets out and greets inari, trying to nicely introduce the topic of the strange and ruggedly handsome man resting in her room (it just hit me that this is essentially just that scene from tangled but inari isn’t an evil hag lmao)

inari is really annoyed - they don’t want kushinada to get further involved with any more gang acitivity than she already is and they know about fenrir’s past and what he’s done. they fight for a bit before inari relents, knowing that coddling kushinada and treating her like a defenceless child isn’t going to help her out any.

fenrir is shitting himself - he never expected to get so close to the elusive and destructive inari and it doesn’t help that inari ends the conversation with “if he does anything to hurt you i’ll make sure to put that mangy mutt down and make him regret ever stepping out of prison” before asking kushinada to have a cup of tea with her

after they’re done, kushinada comes up while fenrir pretends to wake up for the first time. she checks on his injuries and she asks about what happened to him but he shuts her down before she has to chance to speak and tries to leave - of course, in his injured state he just makes things worse and falls over. kushinada scolds him for trying to move in this state, and says that even if he won’t co-operate that she’s still going look after him just to prove inari that she can handle looking after herself when dealing with the mafia business.

she leaves for a bit and brings a breakfast tray for him. he wolves it down, reluctantly saying thanks and apologising for his manners - kushinada finds him kinda cute when he’s all blushing and red (although she won’t admit it). she tries to more subtly ask what happened to make him so ravenous but he brushes her off again. fenrir asks for some coffee instead of the tea she’s brought and she makes sure that he uses his manners this time.

she goes down again, leaving fenrir to his own devices. he eventually walks around the apartment for a bit, taking special notice of all the greenery around the place. she pops up behind him while he’s admiring some lillies. he asks how she gets the plants to look so nice - she says that you can gorw anything as long as the conditions are right

then their usual routine sets in - kushinada will get up before him and they’ll eat meals with each other while she runs the bakery downstairs, popping up whenever she has the time to see him.

when he can walk without major discomfort again then kushinada gets him to man the counter and when his arm heals she starts teaching him about how to bake to tend to her plants - he’s not half bad at either activity and when he’s polished his skills enough he makes breakfast for her UwU

of course y’all can imagine as many fluff moments as possible while they fall in love and that cute stuff like

fenrir talking about his tats and what they mean

talking about his past, maybe a lil bit of angst and comfort bc i’m a sucker for emotion support scenes

cute baking moments, fenrir licking the spoon and kushinada getting on his case about that

i’m sure you can think of a few dramatic situations to progress the plot but i’m just here for fluff hehe

or maybe something about fenrir running into some old gang members and them giving him shit about losing his edge and how pathetic he looks manning the bakery - he’s barely keeping himself together but he does for his and kushinada’s relationship together but he snaps when one of the group starts talking about kushinada and threatening to attack her to coax the old fenrir out. it probs gets into a bad back alley sprawl with the gang needing a large ambulance as a result of his anger (i like to imagine that inari was watching around the corner ready to back him up and they’re like “good job kid”)

and maybe fenrir’s family comes to see him?? at the very least i want light hel to work for kushinada at the bakery bc i want Dramatic™ family reunions yo and she’d fit the role p well

#if there's spelling or grammar mistakes don't point them out asdfljdsalkdjljl #anyways i hope you enjoy these againnnnnnn #more payment for your fics hehe #answered asks #high school au #smite mafia au #ily <3 #also the word count is about 2044 i think lmao #i. work. harder. than. the. US. marines.

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ebhenah · 6 years

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Sunkissed (Original Fiction)

Fictober 18 Day 16

Prompt: “This is gonna be so much fun!”

Original fiction, Original characters (a continuation of my Fictober Day 7 story: Uncharted, Day 8 story : Anchor and Day 13 story: Soulmates. This one featuring Spook and a new OC: Grift)

Rating: T Mentions of war, death, gun violence

So, there were lots of things that sucked about being stranded in a new timeline, almost a decade before your own birth and staring down the early days of a war that you really hoped turned out differently this time around than your own history would suggest. Little things like being out of touch with pop culture, or not being able to find your favorite tool because it hasn’t been created yet, or craving a food no one knows how to make. Weird things like realizing the new baby that everyone is cooing over is your favorite babysitter from when you were six, or seeing vehicles you consider ‘classics’ being billed as the cutting edge of technology, or fixing your aunt her favorite drink only to have her choke on it, because it was the first time she’d ever tasted alcohol. Oops.

There were big things, too. So few of the people she was meeting now were alive in her timeline, even though they were young and healthy. Her history knowledge told a story of a world that was wholly unprepared for the might of the invaders that came seemingly out of nowhere, attacked using technology they couldn’t even grasp, and operated under a moral view that was unfathomable to humans. Losses had been staggering, to say the least. The devastation unthinkable for anyone who hadn’t witnessed it for themselves. That’s what she and her family had been sent back to try to avoid. They’d done everything they were supposed to- and a bit more… but she was never supposed to stick around to see how those changes played out.

In her childhood, the Earth had been teeming with alien life from across multiple galaxies, humans making up only a small portion of the population. The skies had been grey and dull, air quality poor except in areas where massive purification complexes filtered dust and other fallout from the air and water. It had been HOT, the destruction of hundreds of cities within the span of a few months too much for the planet to correct on its own and throwing ‘greenhouse effect’ into being almost overnight. Most of the surface was water, the majority of the rest was desert, and massive sandstorms raged outside of cities built under the protection of huge forcefields or physical domes- much of the population living underground or in orbit. Now, she was one of less than a thousand individuals with even partial alien heritage, and the Earth was green and lush and thriving. No air quality alerts, no radiation alarms, no food shortages. She was now getting to see the Earth that her family loved and spoke about. The Earth that so many people had died trying to protect.

Sometimes, the weight of that gift got to her. People already thought she was the strange alien traveller, stranger even than the other aliens she had brought with her. It didn’t help that it had been decided it was best not to mention the whole ‘time travel’ thing and instead a cover story of being a science experiment that had been force-grown on a world that no longer exists and growing up in the resistance had been built for her. (Actually, it wasn’t even all that far off from the truth). She was seen as someone not to be trusted, despite being vouched for by the planets most celebrated heroes. Despite the knowledge she had offered them. That was alright. She was from a much more paranoid world than this one, so the mistrust didn’t really bother her much.

But the odd looks when she would get overwhelmed by the little things she’d only ever heard about were frustrating. She wanted to scream and yell at them to appreciate it all, because it could still be lost. Her timeline might not be that different from this one, even with all the work they’d put into changing it.

Seeing a butterfly was a MIRACLE. Swimming in the ocean was a GIFT. Being able to stand, on the Earth’s surface, and feel the sun kiss your skin, no need for breathing apparatus, no need for thick suits to protect the skin from being sanded off by the grit in the air, no need for heavy goggles that protected the eyes from pollution and radiation? Just your feet, on the ground; soft sunshine warming you; clean, salty spray from the nearby beach tickling your flesh; sweet smelling flowers wafting on the breeze? That was something out of a fairy story… and she was going to make the most of it every chance she got, dammit. And if people looked askance at her for it, well, they could stuff it.

“So,” came an awkward voice from somewhere behind her. “When they said you were getting some sun down by the water… I wasn’t really expecting to find you naked…”

She turned toward the newcomer, “you squeamish about nudity, Grift?” He was, by her math, maybe a year her senior at this point. Elite pilot, fast track for military leadership- a rising star by all accounts. In her memory, he was one of the highest ranking members of a military force that was getting younger and younger by the year as losses continued to mount. But he’d been on the front lines of the fighting since the very first assault, and not only had he survived, each and every one of his squadrons held some of the highest survival rates on the books. Smart. Talented. Responsible. Respected… and an arrogant asshole who CONSISTENTLY butted heads with her father and with the aliens that held the power to make tactical decisions. Not a particularly well-liked guy among her loved ones when she was growing up.

She could see all those traits in him now, too, for all that he was younger, brasher, less worldly, more innocent. Green. He was also a xenophobe, which had surprised her, because the man she’d known ‘back home’ was not. Of course, by the time she’d been born, he’d had almost a decade of fighting side by side with aliens to rid him of any initial distrust.

“That’s not my name,” he said, as he always did when she called him that. She was starting to wonder how long it would take him to clue in that the main reason she did it was BECAUSE it got to him. It seemed pretty obvious to her. He didn’t even know yet how much of an insult it actually was. Man, she could not WAIT until the Byx/Sieb made contact with the humans and he found out what ‘grift’ actually MEANT! “Not squeamish about it, no. Just wasn’t expecting to see you… without clothes in public at high noon. You immune to skin cancer or something?”

She tipped her face up to the light, loving the way the sun tickled her markings. “I don’t actually know,” she answered, shrugging, “I’m not really used to worrying about things that might kill me in a few decades. Usually, I can barely keep up with the things that might kill me this week.”

“Yeah, that makes a certain amount of sense,” he chuckled. “You don’t mind people staring?”

“I’m purple, Grift. I’m purple with color-changing rosettes, pointy ears and sometimes my eyes glow… and I blush blue. I’m used to people staring.” She bent down to pull a pair of shorts and a tank top out of her bag, clearly her alone time was being cut short. “What’s going on?”

“Word from on high,” he joked, referring to the tactical ships that were in orbit above them. “I’m supposed to test your firearm conflict competency. The new allies are pushing for you to get a security clearance with Earth’s military… even though you aren’t military.”

“How are they justifying that?” she asked, slipping into the shorts, curious to see what loopholes the younger versions of her family were coming up with.

“Diplomat status,” he said dryly.

She stopped short, waistband sitting at mid-thigh, and gaped at him. “DIPLOMAT?!?!” she laughed, “me??? That’s rich. I suck with diplomacy.”

“Looks like we are in agreement on that front,” he answered.

She glared, tugging the shorts into place and getting to work on the button fly, “listen up, pretty boy- you are no better with people than I am, and you are WELL aware of that.”

“Pretty boy?” one of his eyebrows quirked, he seemed surprised that she’d said that.

“What? You have symmetrical features, good hair, are in good shape, high cheekbones, straight nose, full lips, delicate features… objectively, you are pretty- which you KNOW and have no qualms about exploiting. It wasn’t a compliment. I’m not swooning.”

“You don’t strike me as the type to swoon,” he said on a short bark of laughter.

“You don’t know me,” she reminded him, pulling on the tank top as she walked toward him, “I’m a notorious swooner. You’re just not my type.”

“Not a fan of pretty?” he teased.

“Big fan of pretty,” she replied, her eyes glowing a soft, warm yellow, “all kinds of pretty. Pretty hair, pretty eyes, pretty legs, pretty wings- annnd there you go. That face. The one you made when I said wings. That’s why you aren’t my type. It’s not about how you look, Grift. There’s something ugly in you. You’re pretty like Vokarin Crystal is pretty. Lovely to look at, but get too close, and it poisons you. I’m not human, and I can’t change that. So, I stay away from anyone who thinks that makes me some kind of monster. You can smile and charm, but I see that ugliness in you- just as easily as I see your pretty hair and perfect bone structure. It doesn’t blind me to the fact that you are VERY good at your job, though… so, how do we assess my firearm conflict competency?”

“There is a specific set of training scenarios you need to pass,” he answered, falling into step beside her as they walked back to the building, “all done with non-lethal munitions.”

She turned to him, a predatory smile stretching her lips, and she could feel her ears flatten back in anticipation of something that stirred her hunting instincts, “shoot’em’up sims? I love shoot’em’up sims!”

“Don’t get cocky,” he warned her, voice stern. “I’m the one you are facing off against, and I have HIGH standards.”

“Shoot’em’up sims against YOU?” she could feel her rosettes cycle through a few different colors in response to her shifting mood, “ohhhhh man! This is gonna be so much fun!”

#fictober18 #fictober18day16 #Day16ThisIsGonnaBeSoMuchFun #scifi #ThisIsGonnaBeSoMuchFun

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plasmagoblin · 6 years

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TS4 Seasons Tag!!

Seasons tag below the cut!!

Thanks too @boolpropbean & @epicellasims for tagging me!!

1. Which season are you gonna play with first???

Fall or winter because they’d both be BEAUTIFUL for screenshots

2. From what you’ve seen in the trailer, what are you the most excited about??

TBH probably being able to make outfits for different seasons bcs im a cas-holic // but lets just ignore the fact that all our cc is probs gonna be broken ahaah

3. What’s your favorite season irl?

Fall because it’s just the right temperature & since my birthday is the first day of fall!! (september 22nd!!)

4. What’s your favorite flower/plant?

My favorite flower is probably lilacs because I’ve grown up around them:-)

5. Are you going to create a new sim/family or are you gonna keep your current household?

Well since I haven’t played a personal save in a while I’ll probably create a new household.

6. What would you like to see in this new add-on that you haven’t seen yet?

DOGS PLAYING IN THE SNOW FOR THE FIRST TIME AND LIKE CATS EATING IT AND OMG HOW TINY DOGS HAVE TO WOBBLE IN THE SNOW IUABWDIUAWBD

7. How do you feel about not getting a new neighborhood with seasons?

It’s not that bad. It would have been nice, but tbh I don’t know what kind of world they could have done to fit seasons anyways?? Plus it’s already quite a big EP.

8. Snow, rain or sun?

Snow and rain!! (even tho im pretty sure the rain is going to kILL my laptop)

9. Favorite refreshing summer drink?

Arizona iced tea is just mMMM

10. Favorite hot drink in the winter??

Hot chocolate nOM NOM

11. Walk through the forest or by the beach?

Can I pick both :u( I can’t decide I feel like both will be pretty for screenshots and fun to be in.

12. Swimming pool or the ocean??

Well I have a huge phobia of sharks lmao so I’d pick pool, but with my sims I’d definitely make them go to the ocean. It’d be more pretty!!

13. Where would you like to travel if you could go somewhere right now?

Canada because my besttt best best best bEST friend is there and america sucks tbh.

14. How is the weather today?

ITS SO HOT AND HUMID HERE OMFFG

15. What new traits would you like to see in the new add-on?

I think traits that tell you if you like being inside or outside more would be cool, and maybe traits that have like hating cold or hating warmth? idk

16. Do you like to play with supernatural creatures like vampires and aliens? And if so, would you like witches/fairies/elves?

Nooo I don’t really play with them a lot or find it too interesting (I’ll say it’s mega annoying when they try to turn my sims into vamps tho so I usually delete them from my worlds lmao oops) but I think I’d like playing with them way more if there were witches, fairies and elves!!

17. What is your favorite thing to do during winter?

I know this is cliche but watching it snow on Christmas is so fbaofibawfai beautiful and amazing. But I don’t really do anything else? Likeee

18. …during spring?

GOING FOR WALKS IN THE RAINNNNN WOO!!

19. …during summer?

I just sit inside all day because of summer vacation lmao, but it’s always gr8 to go swimming eee

20. …during autumn?

Wearing oversized sweaters and going for late after noon walks (づ￣ ³￣)づ

21. Have you pre-ordered seasons? and if you haven’t are you going to pre-order it or wait till it comes out?

I don’t really see the point of pre-ordering so I’m just gonna wait until it comes out ahh I know I’m lame woops

22. In which neighborhood are you gonna play in sims first?

I feel like winter in a city like Sanmyshuno is gonna be so fRIGGEN adorable so yeAHH I’ll play that first

23. Do you listen to music while playing? if so, what are your favorite songs to listen to?

Not really, but I always enjoy a bit of music while creating sims. I just listen to whatever is in my recommended tho when doing that stuff because I’m mostly paying attention to creating the sim soo idk

24. What’s your favorite thing to do in the sims?

CAS!! CAS!! CAS!! CAS!! CAS!! CAS!!

25. What’s your favorite kit/pack/add-on?\

A solid tie between City Living & Pets oOOF

26. And finally, what add-on/pack would you like to see next?

GENERATIONS!! or like Island Paradise would be nice to bring back

I taggggg @garnetplumbob @dowiy @bloomlet @jupidella

if I tagged you but you’ve already done this feel free to ignore me!! lol

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vonhaunt · 6 years

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seasons tag!! ☀️🌧❄️

IM LATE TO THE PARTY but thanks @beeberries for tagging me!!!!!

1. which season are you gonna play with first?

UHHH i really love winter but probably gonna start with autumn... gotta build up that anticipation

2. from what you’ve seen in the trailer, what are you most excited about?

UM iceskating/rollerskating AND THE BEES also the new clothing category because that means more cute cc

3. what’s your favorite season irl?

i live on the equator so probably any season that isnt summer (spring weather is perfect for me so spring i guess but i also really suffering in the cold so winter ? ??)

4. what’s your favorite flower / plant?

peonies and hydrangeas!!!

5. are you going to create a new sim/family or are you gonna keep your current household?

uhhh KEEP but theres a particular sim im really attached to right now and shes not even in game so ? ?? ? ?

6. what would you like to see in this new add-on that you haven’t seen yet?

idk how to answer this and i dont think i can until i get the pack but i just want more details put into it..like tiny things that make the game more whole (refer to figure 1: sims 2 seasons and refer to figure 2: sims 2 lore)

7. how do you feel about not getting a new neighborhood with seasons?

probably for the best because ea still fail at (some of the) stuff they focus on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ like. i want snow depth

8. snow, rain, sun, or snow?

i like how snow is mentioned twice here SNOW

9. favorite refreshing summer drink?

water because its summer all the time here

10. favorite hot drink in the winter?

hot chocolate/chai latte!!!

11. walk through the forest or by the beach?

beach because forests are scary

12. swimming pools or the ocean?

the ocean but im deathly afraid of it cuz i cant swim

13. where would you like to travel if you could go somewhere right now?

uH japan oof i love japan so much!!!!!

14. how is the weather today?

it was alright humid but it rained a little bit so it was cool

15. what new traits would you like to see in the new add-on?

i swear i thought about this before like a few days ago but i cant think of anything. just not another bro trait (i really find it v meaningless oops)

16. do you like to play with supernatural creatures like vampires and aliens? and if so, would you like witches/faries/elves?

in my years of playing the sims ive never touched aliens they freak me out a little bit and the only memory i have of witches was from sims 1 and i loved them SO YES WITCHES

17. what is your favorite thing to do during winter?

honestly just look at snowfall because im deprived of it

18. … during spring?

look at the pretty flowers

19. … during summer?

just die in the heat (which is 24/7/365 for me)

20. … during autumn?

look at the pretty leaves

21. have you pre-ordered seasons? and if you haven’t, and if you haven’t are you going to pre-order it or wait till it comes out?

im waiting till it comes out solely because im too lazy to preorder it

22. in which neighborhood are you gonna play in sims first?

brindleton bay because thats the prettiest neighbourhood!!! 2nd would b willow creek

23. do you listen to music while playing? and if you so, what are your favorite songs to listen to?

i usually listen to my own music (usually new albums then i listen to them on loop for weeks) but it gets really distracting and boring so i listen to the sims 1 or 2 soundtrack or animal crossing soundtracks

24. What’s your favorite thing to do in the sims? creating sims, building, etc?

uhh creating sims thats why i download so much cc cuz my sims get to wear cute clothes i cant afford!!!! also designing the interior even though it takes me hours to complete like.. 2 rooms

25. what’s your favorite kit/pack/add-on?

cats and dogs and city living!

26. and finally, what add-on / pack would you like to see next?

UNIVERSITY..PLEASE.......i was actually hoping university would come out as a gamepack like..around this time then seasons in the 4th quarter but this is good too but when university comes out...its over for u bitches (its me. im the bitches) THANK U @beeberries AGAIN FOR TAGGING ME!!! i tag @epicellasims @erraticalien @nookstones @lovecoresims @oxkenstead @prose-and-pop <3

#txt #saviorhide #tag games #a

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therealmaggiemedia · 3 years

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The Maggie Simpson Show E1805 The Pool

FADE IN

INT, THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN-DAY

The Simpsons are having breakfast at the table it is a very hot day and Maggie as a solution to the problem.

MAGGIE

Dad can have my own paddling pool?

HOMER

What’s wrong with the big pool in the garage?

MAGGIE

Fancy a change that’s all!

HOMER

Maggie I’d love to buy you one but Daddy can’t afford one!

MARGE

Yes you can you got your bonus!

HOMER

(ANNOYED GRUNT)

MAGGIE

So I can have one?

HOMER

(ANNOYED) Yes you can have one lousy Maggie!

EXT. THE SIMPSONS BACK GARDEN-LATER

Maggie has her paddling pool but there is no water in it.

MAGGIE

Dad can you fill the pool with water?

HOMER

Sure Sweetie!

MAGGIE

While you do that I’ll invite my friends over they might want to come and enjoy it with me!

Maggie goes in the house Homer turns on the hose but no water comes out he looks into the nozzle the water comes and sprays him in the face Bart who has seen what happened decides to make fun of Homer

BART

Hey Homer let me know when you get to the end (LAUGHS)

HOMER

(ANGRY) I’ll show you get to the end!

He strangles Bart with the hose then Maggie comes back out now wearing a pink bathing suit and she has seen what Homer is doing to Bart

MAGGIE

(ANGRY) I said fill up the pool not strangle Bart!

HOMER

But he-

MAGGIE

I don’t care oh nevermind I’ll do it!

She grabs the hose and fills it up.

MAGGIE

and this pool is for me and my friends you can use the pool uncle Pedro made since you still owe him money!

HOMER

(ANNOYED GRUNT)

FADE TO LATER IN THE SIMPSONS BACK GARDEN

Maggie is now in the paddling pool with her friends Judith Emma William and Lilly

MAGGIE

Guys thanks for coming!

WILLIAM

No Biggie Maggie we wanted to come right dudes?

JUDITH

We sure did shame Michelle is busy!

MAGGIE

I understand that maybe next time!

LILLY

Well I’m here so its good yeah!

MAGGIE

Guys yes it is now lets relax!

PAN TO THE OUTSIDE POOL

Homer Marge Lisa and Bart are enjoying the water but Homer is complaining about Maggie’s paddling pool

HOMER

I paid for her pool I don’t see why I can’t use it!

LISA

Because its just for Maggie and her friends and I’m quite sure they don’t want you in there with them!

HOMER

I’m just going for a beer!

MARGE

Don’t even think of bothering Maggie!

PAN BACK TO THE PADDLING POOL

Maggie is enjoying herself with her friends when Homer stands over them.

HOMER

How you doing?

MAGGIE

I’m fine Dad!

LILLY

I’m alright Mr Simpson!

EMMA

Yes we are fine thank you Mr Simpson!

HOMER

Alright then!

Homer continues walking

MAGGIE

(ANGRY) Interfering fat man!

LILLY

I think your Dad Was just being polite Maggie!

MAGGIE

That’s what you think Lilly well he isn’t he wants to get in here with us and he’ll never fit!

JUDITH

Maggie your getting over stimulated calm down!

MAGGIE

Your right Judith I’m sorry!

Judith and Maggie hug

JUDITH

Maggie lets do something fun do you have a ball?

MAGGIE

He took it!

JUDITH

What do you like to do?

MAGGIE

Jump in the pool!

JUDITH

Okay if your sure!

Maggie gets out she gets on the grass takes a running jump and jumps in the paddling pool Maggie comes up gasping for air.

MAGGIE

I did it guys!

JUDITH

Maggie problem take a look over there!

Maggie sees her bathing suit floating on top of the water.

Embarrassed Maggie tries to cover herself with her hands.

MAGGIE

Its worse then you think I really need the bathroom!

LILLY

That could be a problem!

Maggie gets out of the pool continuing to hide her bits Maggie goes in the house. A few minutes later Maggie comes back wearing a towel around herself.

MAGGIE

So guys what shell we do next?

FADE TO MAGGIE’S BEDROOM

Maggie is now wearing her normal clothes she is sitting on her bed talking to her friends who are still in bathing suits..

MAGGIE

I’m sorry about what happened in the pool!

JUDITH

Maggie do you wear your bathing suit loose?

MAGGIE

Yeah always have!

JUDITH

Hmm that could explain a few things over the years!

LILLY

Maggie we’re still your friends and always will be!

EMMA

Yes we will never fallout with you!

WILLIAM

Yeah even if I did see your butt its okay!

MAGGIE

Well thanks I guess, what if you know who finds out at school?

WILLIAM

Not to worry Maggie we have your Back on this!

INT, SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL-DAY

Maggie is standing at her locker talking to Michelle she wants to know why she never came the day before.

MICHELLE

Maggie I didn’t come because there was a Tanner family party I’m sorry!

MAGGIE

Its okay Michelle don’t worry about it!

MICHELLE

I’m glad you understand!

Michelle heads to class.

Then Gerald walks up to Maggie

GERALD

You didn’t invite me maybe next time!

MAGGIE

There won’t be anytime for you!

Maggie walks away from him and heads to class

GERALD

They’ll be a time when you need me Simpson!

IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM

Maggie is so angry with Gerald she is trying to calm down by looking in the mirror yes folks its a sims reference

MAGGIE

Stupid Gerald!

Then Michelle comes in

MICHELLE

Maggie are you okay?

MAGGIE

Yes, I’m fine Michelle just keep telling yourself your fine, fine, fine!

MICHELLE

Its that Gerald isn’t it, not to worry just ignore him and try not to get mad okay!

MAGGIE

(YELLING)

I’m not mad Michelle!

Maggie kicks the cubical door and hurts her foot.

MAGGIE

(IN PAIN) ow, ow, ow, ow,,!

IN THE NURSE’S OFFICE

Maggie is having her foot looked at by the nurse Michelle is there to support Maggie as her friend.

NURSE

Its just bruised hun!, I’ll put a bandage on it!

MAGGIE

I hope I can still do gym!

NURSE

Not on that foot!

MAGGIE

Lets hope Mr Lugash understands!

MICHELLE

Don’t worry we’ll tell him together!

MAGGIE

Okay, but he is not very understanding!

OUTSIDE THE GYM

Maggie and Michelle are talking to Mr Lugash

MAGGIE

I can’t do gym today because as you can see- The camera shows Maggie’s bandaged foot I have a bad foot and nurse says I can’t do stuff like this with this injury! The Camera zooms back up to Maggie Michelle and Mr Lugash

LUGASH

(HUNGARIAN ACCENT) hmm you give Lugash something to think about and you know what Lugash thinks?

MAGGIE

I can only guess!

LUGASH

(YELLING) Stop making excuses and go get changed for gym both of you!

MAGGIE

But Mr Lugash its true!

LUGASH

Go!

Maggie and Michelle head for the girls changing room Mr Lugash says something in Hungarian.

IN THE GIRLS CHANGING ROOM

Maggie Michelle and the other girls have now changed into their gym kits Maggie is still wondering how she is suppose to do the lesson with a bad foot.

MAGGIE

Mr Lugash has no idea how much pain I’ll be in if I play but there is just no reasoning with that bastard and I am sorry for swearing he just gets me so mad!

MICHELLE

We understand!

LILLY

I always do gym in my socks germs are everywhere!

IN THE GYM

Mr Lugash has put an old jump platform up that is illegal to use now days.

MAGGIE

A jump platform what year does think this is 1986?

MICHELLE

Yes and it looks dangerous!

LUGASH

Okay Lugash wants you to take turns on this!

MAGGIE

Like I said before I can’t bad foot!

LUGASH

Lugash doesn’t agree now do it!

MAGGIE

My Dad yells at me too!

Maggie runs very slow but her foot hurts her all the way.

MAGGIE

This is not good, this is not good this is not- Maggie gives up and sits on the floor I can’t do it I’m in too much pain.

Maggie gets off the floor and Michelle and Judith help her to the bench.

MICHELLE

I don’t like the look of that foot its all swollen and red you should see a doctor I think!

INT, SPRINGFIELD GENERAL HOSPITAL-DAY

Maggie is sitting on the counter in Doctor Hibbert’s Office he has seen her foot and knows what to do.

HIBBERT

Maggie your foot is bruised you should rest your foot and No gym till your foot has healed!

MAGGIE

Tell that to Mr Lugash!

HIBBERT

and that’s why I am writing you a note to give to him signed by myself!

He gives her a piece of paper that says please excuse Maggie from Gym her foot needs rest signed Dr Julius Hibbert!

MAGGIE

You know what Dr Hibbert it could work!

HIBBERT

Oh I almost forgot some painkillers to help with the pain!

MAGGIE

Thank you!

Maggie takes the container and puts it in her pocket.

INT, SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GYM- THE NEXT DAY

Mr Lugash is in the gym and Maggie walks up to him and hands him a doctors note.

LUGASH

What is this you give Lugash!

MAGGIE

Read it and find it!

Mr Lugash opens the note and reads it hen looks up and down at Maggie

LUGASH

This Doctor Hibbert is he real doctor?

MAGGIE

Yeah he works at Springfield General Hospital!

LUGASH

Well he real enough for Lugash you can sit on bench till foot is better!

MAGGIE

Thank you Mr Lugash!

LUGASH

Little girl Lugash is sorry for not believing you yesterday!

MAGGIE

That’s okay Mr Lugash!

Maggie walks towards the bench in pain Mr Lugash sees her foot is hurting her so he decides to help her.

LUGASH

Let Lugash give hand to you!

MAGGIE

Thank you that’s so kind of you!

Mr Lugash helps her towards the bench Maggie sits down and Mr Lugash gets her a chair to rest her foot on.

LUGASH

Here you go now Lugash got to start lesson now you just watch yeah!

Maggie relaxes herself and watches the rest however Gerald is not liking what he sees.

GERALD

Why is she sitting it out I bet she’s faking it!

MICHELLE

You have a bad Attitude!

Gerald looks at Michelle in anger.

LUGASH

Okay everyone time to hit showers!

GERALD

We get to shower with the girls!

LUGASH

No you do not now everyone in shower!

MAGGIE

Does that include me?

LUGASH

You can if you want!

MAGGIE

Okay Mr Lugash!

INT, THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN-EVENING

The Simpsons are sitting at the table having dinner Maggie’s foot is feeling a lot better after staying off it at gym at school.

MAGGIE

And my foot feels a lot better so I don’t need this anymore!

She takes her bandage off and throws it at Bart

BART

(ANGRY) Maggie!

MAGGIE

Oops Sorry Bart!

BART

I hate Little sisters!

THE END

#Simpsons Fanfiction

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thedappleddragon · 3 years

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I think this year I really do wanna try to write about what I did throughout the day like I did with my quarantine diary, but without the pressure of having to do it Every Singe Day.

I continued sewing the paws I started yesterday until I got frustrated with the pattern and quit after several hours. last night I was watching youtube while working, but I kept pausing every time I used my sewing machine and forgetting to unpause sometimes so I'd be working in silence singing the same 2 verses of a sea shanty stuck in my head until I played it again. but today I discovered that if I just wear my headphones with a podcast playing, I can still hear it over the machine noise and I don't have to worry about pausing/unpausing/carrying my phone around so I can hear it :) I watched the first few episodes of TAZ that way and it made me think about how different TAZ and critical roll are lmao. speaking of dnd I found my folder of character sheets a couple days ago (?) and today my dm friend suggested we start playing again after a SUPER long hiatus. like MONTHS. I may need to rebuild my character from the ground up since I dont really know what the fuck im doing, but ill leave that for another time. I keep getting too many ideas for dnd builds lol. ANYWAY after temporarily giving up on the paws I hung around my kitchen and watched tiktoks in my room and got sad for a little bit until I booted up the sims 4. I've been playing with a could sims that have grown into a little family, Athena Harmonson the crime boss and Rosalai (idk how its spelt lmao) Underwood the comedian had their first daughter Liliana Harmwood and recently had TWINS Theo and Reneigh (idk if that's how its spelled either) Harmwood. All the names were randomized except for my combining of the two last names for the kids so idk how exactly they're spelling. I played for a few hours and I think I may need to move them into a bigger house. there was hardly room for Liliana as a kid (she didnt even have her own room, I just shoved her bed in a little alcove and gave her her own little corner) so idk how im gonna handle her as a teen plus two almost toddlers. and I made myself sad thinking about how Athena and Rosalai(?) are gonna die eventually and all the time I spent upping their skills and completing whims and moving them through their careers won't matter :( I guess I could use whatever lifetime reward points are called in this game to keep them as immortal adults but that would get hard as the family expands more and more. eh I'll figure it out. on another related note im pretty sure the fans in my MacBook are fuckng broken lol. I remember one day they were REALY loud and I just kinda. smacked my laptop a little bit to make the non-stop high pitched whirring stop and then I think they went back to normal? but now the dont fuckin work at all. there's never a breeze coming through the vents and it gets super hot so I keep it propped up on a box when I play instead of resting on my blankets to try and prevent excess heat trapping. I COULD get it fixed, or I could just ignore it until I eventually get a better laptop. of wait until I hear word from my brother about my other broken laptop that he gave to me but then it stopped charging for unknown reasons. idk. I think I maybe have bad luck with technology. or at least laptops specifically. but uhhhh anyway one been typing for way too long and none’s gonna read this which is totally fine by me because this is mostly to act as a personal archive anyway. but I do hope I'm able to write at least a little bit throughout the year about how my day goes to what im thinking about most days, because one of my fears is just forgetting who I am and what ive done and just letting time disappear and losing myself along with it. actually yeah I think thats like my greatest fear oops. anyway goodnight I love you mwah <3

#thanks for coming to my ted talk #long post #also my room still smells like the fur I was cutting almost 2 days ago now #idk why it smells so wierd. probably just house smell from the guy I bought it from idk #its not a BAD smell per se. just wierd #he sent me a waddles (gravity falls) necklace in the box too so thats nice #January 2021 daily #2021 daily

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simnovels-blog · 7 years

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Replies~

I had to retrace some of your replies because Tumblr thinks it’s funny to make some of them disappear from the activity notes. If I missed yours anyways I’m terribly sorry!

@goatkibble @rosiesimming @simlovinggirl @mooniwolfkomoki @simcatcher @greenfooddog @laurawritesandgames @trembling-hands @ktarsims @nyctsims

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goatkibble

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“Though Taylor’s hunger was slowly getting worse (he had been up since...”

Oh what a shame... I don't like Lori and her constant non-stop harping was getting on my nerves XD

Trust me I hated Lori as well. She was making it so obvious that she was going to be eliminated. She’s also the only one who has deep negative relations with everyone, so starting at episode 2 it’ll be a lot more exciting who’s going to go home!

rosiesimming

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“Though Taylor’s hunger was slowly getting worse (he had been up since...”

Oh jeez XD

Yeah, they were all a bunch of idiots (except Taylor) lol. It was a tight one though, three more minutes and Taylor would’ve stopped to eat.

rosiesimming

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“The Avesnes Aristocracy - 80”

YAY! My darling Ferdinand will have a happy ending!

Yess! Are you excited to see his offspring? I know I am haha!

simlovinggirl reblogged your post and added:

Oh my gosh, thank you so much lovely!! :D You are..

You’re welcome! <3 I really enjoy all of your stories and legacies :).

rosiesimming

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“Confession Booth - Izanami, Yumi and Justine Izanami: “I’m not worried...”

Justine for the win!

She’s a tough one for sure! But a lot can happen in a week...

rosiesimming

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“Jack: “You’re such a wuss, Taylor, using a stick instead of your...”

Jack use to be dignified. Then he was put on an island with these guys and now he's lost his mind. XD

Can you blame him? lol XD.

greenfooddog

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“There are a lot of Simblrs out there. Some of them are truly amazing,...”

Omgoodness! Thank you! �� I’m so glad I can bring some joy to you with my sims. ��

You’re welcome!! <3 Keep up the good work.

laurawritesandgames

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“The Avesnes Aristocracy - 79”

It looks amazing!

Thank you :D I worked pretty hard on it since I had to redo it many times lol.

rosiesimming

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“The Avesnes Aristocracy - 79”

It's gorgeous :D

Thank you as well! ^^ <3

mooniwolfkomoki reblogged your photoset and added:

What skins do you use? :O

I use Kuarsoberina’s HD+ Primer skin default replacement. You can find it here!

trembling-hands

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“Episode #1 - Day 4 Justine: “You know, Eduardo, let me tell you...”

Nothing like a good bath to soothe one's soul. :)

Very true, I wish I had a bath in my student appartment :(.

mooniwolfkomoki reblogged your photoset and added:

Kinda have to agree with Izanami here. Why does it...

Justine is a proper (noble) sim, appearance is very important to her!

ktarsims

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“The Avesnes Aristocracy - 77”

oops.

You can say that again haha.

goatkibble

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“The Avesnes Aristocracy - 78”

Is it terrible I kind of want this Erika to die in a fiery crash or something? Bahahahaha. Happily ever after my foot!

You’re not terrible, I love making my sims miserable. Descendants of the Sun is how I channel that need at the moment lol.

goatkibble

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“Eduardo: “We’re cool right, Jack? We’re best buddies!” Jack: “Totally...”

I would really, REALLY love for Jack and Eduardo to become a real thing instead of just full moon madness. It would be absolutely awesome!

Haha I know right! They look pretty hot together. I don’t know if Betty would agree though!

goatkibble

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“Eduardo: “You! Thomas! I may have decided to have special feelings for...”

Is it a full moon?

I didn’t check, could be! I got that full moon glow turned off so I don’t always notice full moons especially when there are no other sims in the world to become zombies haha.

goatkibble

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“Replies~”

You don't need a doctor to do the insemination. That kind of thing can be totally DIY lmao XD. And I think it would be more awkward to have sex because then feelings and friendships get ruined...

goatkibble replied to your post “Replies~”

Oh and there is a mod to do it that way too. It's Master Controller XD

Yeah and you could use the pollinator as well for it. But what’s the fun in that? Awkward sex makes for a better story ;).

simcatcher

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Yeah the hardest part is to go back to it right after losing it, but in the end it's all for the best, you'll do even better next time :)

I lost it a bunch of more times even, then I figured out one of the Store Fixes I use was conflicting with the buydebug cheat, so I deleted that one and thankfully that fixed my problem. I surely hope I don’t actually need that particular store fix lol.

nyctsims replied to your post “There are a lot of Simblrs out there. Some of them are truly amazing,...”

OMG!!!! Thank you for your words! I'm sooooo happy!!!! <3

You’re welcome! Your new shortstory really intrigues me so you deserve it! :).

#goatkibble #rosiesimming #simlovinggirl #greenfooddog #laurawritesandgames #mooniwolfkomoki #trembling-hands #ktarsims #simcatcher #nyctsims

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