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hp-hcs · 3 months

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OKOKOK SENTENCE 9

maybe theres a party in the slytherin common room and reader gets absolutely shitfaced

so being a flirty drunk they start chatting up a random dude (lets just say cormac bc hes always the bad guy) and boyfie theodore <3 gets jealous nd pulls them into his dorm nd hes all like

"I'll carve out your tongue if it’ll stop you from flirting with anyone else."

but reader still being drunk asf is just like :] snd gives him a kith and tells theo how pretty he is

poor baby just cant stay mad

HOW DARE YOU (be so cute?) — yandere! theodore nott x gn! drunk! hufflepuff! cutie patootie! reader

warnings: underage alcohol consumption, teen partying and drinking, threats of violence, aggression, possessive/obsessive behavior, jealousy, general yandere tendencies

please enjoy my attempts to see how many ridiculous near-rhymes to ‘cormac’ i could come up with

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“Yeah, yeah. Gryffindor’s playing Ravenclaw this weekend, you know. Maybe you can come out and…show your support.” The boy you’d been talking to all night leaned in close, resting one hand on your hip and letting the fingers of the other brush over your collarbone.

You honestly couldn’t be bothered to remember the boy’s name when you had a plastic cup of White Wyvern in your hand. It was something dumb, you remember that. Cognac, Corsac…?

“Y/n?” CarMax asked, trying to regain your attention. “You gonna cheer me on, sugar?”

“Huh? Oh- yeah, yeah,” you grinned, taking another sip of your drink. “I’ll get all decked out in red ‘n gold, jus’ for you.”

Tarmac grinned back and tightened his grip on your hip, tugging you a bit closer. “Maybe I oughtta give you my spare jersey to wear to the game then, huh? Wouldn’t you like to have my name across your back, little badger?”

(You shrugged noncommittally at that, not quite sure how to express to Shellac that literally no one wants the name Cornsack written across the back of their shirt.)

“Oh, I see. You want me to be your good luck charm, huh?” You teased, resting a hand on Callback’s forearm.

Rickrack smirked and opened his mouth to reply when a heavy hand clapped down on his shoulder from behind.

“McLaggen. You’ve got two seconds to get your hands off my partner before I cut them off.”

Trashbag paled, hurriedly snatching his hands back and holding them up in surrender as he whirled around to face the newcomer. “Woah, woah- calm down, Nott,” he chuckled nervously. “We were just talking. No harm, no foul.”

Theodore stared back at him with an unamused, dead-eyed expression.

Hackeysack swallowed nervously. “Uh…yeah. Yeah. Well, I uh…I think I’m gonna get going now, Y/n. See ya at the game.”

Theo interrupted you before you could even respond. “I assure you, they won’t.”

And with that, Theodore wrapped an arm tightly around your shoulders and dragged you away from Radioshack.

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“What the fuck was that?”

“What was what?”

“Don’t play dumb, darling, I’m not in the mood.” Theodore pushed you up against the wall of his dorm, one hand with a possessive death grip on your hip, and the other tightly grasping your jaw to hold it still. “I swear to Salazar, Y/n, I’ll carve out your tongue if it’ll stop you from flirting with anyone else.”

Whatever reaction Theodore was expecting you to have to those threatening words, you drunkenly giggling and kissing the tip of his nose was not one of them.

“You’re so pretty when you’re jelly, baby,” you gave him a dopey grin, reaching out to fix his rumpled shirt collar and smooth your hands across his chest. “You’re always so pretty.”

His heart melted and he let go of your jaw with a sigh, running his fingers through your hair and leaning forward to kiss your forehead. “Merlin- what am I going to do with you, love?”

“Cuddle me?” You asked hopefully, a sweet pout on your face.

Theodore whined. “Shit, darlin’- I’m trying to be mad at you right now.”

“But cuddles, Teddybear!” You pouted further, tossing your arms over his shoulders to pull him into a hug. “Why would you wanna be mad when cuddles are an option?”

“I guess I can’t argue with that logic.” He conceded slowly, resting both hands on your waist and rubbing small circles into your sides with his thumbs. “Alright, fine. We can cuddle.”

You grin proudly at your incredible drunken convincing skills, disentangling yourself from your boyfriend to clamber onto his bed. “C’mon!”

“Hold on, hold on,” he laughed. “I need to find you something to sleep in that isn’t your party clothes, love. Here,” he tossed something at you as he finished digging through his dresser.

You caught the item, unfolding it to reveal his Slytherin quidditch team captain jersey, complete with NOTT written out in a big bold font. You snorted and glanced up at him.

He gave you an innocent smile as he stripped out of his own clothes and climbed under the covers next to you. You rolled your eyes fondly, changing into his jersey and lying down beside him.

“Goodnight, darling,” he murmured against the top of your head as he wrapped his arms around you.

You grinned into his chest. “G’night, Teddybear.”

You fell asleep cuddling Theo, in Theo’s bed, in Theo’s clothes, with Theo’s name written across your back. And as long as you didn’t think too hard about how your boyfriend was absolutely going to kill Hazmat McLovin tomorrow, then all was quite well in the Slytherin dorms that night.

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minquiec · 5 months

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GOOODDD morning min nation it's One Am and I'm pushing Hobie little spoon agenda 🦅🦅🔥🔥💥🎉🎉❓👌🫶👍👍

It's one am are we shocked

Anyyays

This is, literally just personal hc cause ajbbdsjjj so it's gonna be a stretch in more ways then one bc my brain is deluded into thinking they are in a romance tgt 💃💃 so maybe ooc cause I wanna see them be sweet till my teeth rots in my mouth

I like remembered this doodle I did back a while ago and I sat up in my bed in cold sweat to type this out before I forgor it's thos one

It still makes me a little nauseous with how much it makes me AAUUUEEEGGHHFHHHHRKKKKKEJJKE 🤧🤧🤧😭😭😭😭‼️‼️❓‼️❓‼️❓‼️❓ but that's besides the point

hobie likes receiving affection

Obviously he's a big giver of it but givers still wanna be receivers some!!!times!!!!!

Bro wants to be cuddled ok it's been a while since he's felt that warm and cozy ahrhhrvvgrvg he's a big fan of tucking his head jus under her head and into her shoulder cause like

Her skin can surround his face if that makes sense

Skin warm -> warm make happiii -> yippe 🎉🎉

He also likes it cause usually she starts scratching at his neck or patting his back cause he's just a lanky dog

Also likes it for the reasons of her face being close without him having to maneuver around tm

it's either cause,

one. he can just kinda look up and he can see her

see gf -> YAYYYY 🗣️🔇🗣️🔇🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

two. ez for kith cos he likes it when she kisses his face

kith ->

three. it's long winded but

I think he likes hearing her say his name

...

Uegrhghueueu crying noise

Bc she says it so nicely and so affectionately it makes him feel a little giddy and wanna throw up in excitement a little (maybe not but I just talk like this leave me be)

It sounds like that to him is bc SHE rlly likes say HIS name

She thinks its cute

Like the 'ie' at the end??? Are you kidding me?????

She gets a little embarrassed to say it sometimes cause she feels too strongly Abt it that it makes her aaghrhkkjgnk and explode internally but when she does say it oiuuuuhhhhmuuuuiiogoooddd

Makes her want to squeeze him till he pops like a balloon but affectionately

Went on a little tangent there but reason three is

It's so she can just kind of like repeat his name for no reason

And everytime she does he kinda just gives a mumbled 'mmh' back (I'm going to cry)

She says it w sm fondness that it IS her term of endearment for him

"hobie" "mm?" "hobie" "mmh" "hobie" "mh."

Literally can't do this anymore im in both despair and incredible joy simultaneously

Not my proudest post but a girl needs to be insane sometimes (all the time actually)

#jipunk #lorerambles

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monkeydlesbian · 3 years

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hey, soul sister by train is a fuuji song.

#mhm it sure is #i love him. So Much #jus wanna kith him #fuuji! 🏔

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mull3ts · 2 years

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⚠︎ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 | Smut, Aged Up! Dilf! Mark, Infidelity, Unprotected Sex, Daddy Kink, Anal (?), Cum Play

In Mark Lee's life, he's had plenty of mistresses. You though, you're his favourite.

It's a well known fact between you and Mark that on this green Earth, you're just his favourite person right next to his son.

Grabbing your ass from behind, he slowly shoved his dick in your used hole. Between the amount of times he's refused to let you cum tonight and your bruised ass, it's all worth it in the end. He's all worth it in the end.

Your nails dug into the palm of your hand as Mr. Lee's hand held your wrists behind your back. By tomorrow morning, you knew you'd have ten little crescent shaped marks on your hands. Your walls were fluttering around his dick, and when his cock twitched inside you—you probably could've lost your mind on how good he felt.

Your breathing was shaky as Mr. Lee picked up his pace, slamming his hips into yours. He was enjoying every second he spent with you right now. He especially enjoyed the loud skin slapping sounds that echoed throughout the room—don't get him started on the way your soft ass rammed into his skin.

"God..." he groaned lowly, the tiny squeaks you made with every thrust he made inflated his ego by ten times every time. "M-Mister Lee~" you mewled out "F-feels so g-good...so good"

"Yeah?" he questioned, mockingly. "Baby's pussy's suckin' me in, love your pussy so much, doll"

Observing the way his dick thrusted in and out of you, cum coating it and everything—his eyes landed on none other than your asshole. Raising his free hand, he toyed with the hole with his thumb, fascinated by the way it reacted to his touch.

"Daddy!" you exclaimed when you felt the sensation, "P-please d-don't- oh~" your defiance turning into submission for him. Mr. Lee's thumb ghosted the hole, slightly pushing in and out giving you a foreign feeling.

Switching to his fingers, every time his digit would slightly enter your asshole, you clenched around his dick. Mr. Lee could sense himself getting addicted to the feeling.

Your pretty moans were growing high pitched as his fingers were able to reach deeper inside after he'd asked you to suck on his fingers a little—his fingers lubed up with your saliva. "So fuckin' tight" he moaned out, digits still toying with your tight rim.

With his words, you could practically taste your orgasm on the tip of your tongue. "P-please D-Daddy! I- I jus' wanna cum~" you begged, knowing his permission would send you over the edge. The permission was right on his tongue when you immediately came all over his dick when his fingers moved a particular way in your ass. Mr. Lee's hips stuttered as your walls clenched so tightly around him.

"Fuckin' hell" Mr. Lee cursed out, pulling out to cum all over your ass despite your protests. You whined when you felt empty without him, but mewled as he spilled his cum all over your ass. Rubbing it in your skin as if it was lotion, he let some of the sticky substance drip down your thighs prettily.

Giving your ass kisses as if his love would make the bruises go away, he landed a few spanks to your tender flesh before letting out another groan. Pulling your body to him, he whispered sweet nothings in your ear—anything and everything he didn't do to his own wife.

"This is why you're my favourite, baby"

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frogtanii · 3 years

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🔮 again HAHAHAHAHA

so now that we've established that i get attached easily and you are stuck with me indefinitely.

let me just-

akaashi was a romantic at heart, longing for a love like the one between the pages of the books he adored so much.

kisses shared under starry skies, promises exchanged in fields of dandelions, and intwined fingers amidst the busy streets.

he wanted that for himself, and for a while, he thought he did.

with a sigh, he closed the laptop he was editing his latest video on, hot chocolate sounded great right about now.

so he made his way to the kitchen, The Princess Bride by William Goldman in his hand.

upon approaching the kitchen, however, he saw the light was on, and a smidge of dread grew fron his gut at the possiblity of encountering meiko, the man hid the book behind himself as he slowed his pace to the kitchen.

"y/n," he sighs a breath of relief when he spots her donning atsumu's hoodie and a small pang of jealousy hit him.

were they dating?

if so, for how long?

and if so, why wouldnt they tell the rest of them-

"akaashi?" y/n asks again, a little firmly as he wasnt listening to what she said.

breathe, he told himself, dont get ahead of yourself.

"hmm?" he fidgets with the book in his hands, taking in how she looked at night, makeup-less, relaxed, comfortable.

she looked beautiful.

the kind of beauty that left the main character in his love stories speechless. the kind that you only see under a certain light once, and remember forever, and that made him smile in his heart of hearts.

"i was gonna make hot chocolate, would you like some?"

"please," he says with a smile, moving to sit across y/n.

she sends him a smile before proceeding to pull out the ingredients for hot chocolate, along with two mugs.

"The Princess Bride is a good read," she comments with a soft voice, "i've always wanted my own westley, a bandit after my own heart," she giggles.

akaashi didnt know what to say, he looks back down at the book he read time and time again and all the words seemed to merge together.

what was this feeling? he wanted to keep that smile on her face and that giggle on her lips constantly.

forget the butterflies in his stomach, he felt like elephants were trying to escape the confines of his stomach.

flip, flip, flip.

he wasnt even paying attention to the story anymore, just absentmindedly flipping through the pages just so he wouldnt look y/n in he eyes.

how could he? after all he said, did and didnt do.

how could she be so kind?

despite keeping them at arms length, she still cared.

tears welled in his eyes, he couldnt see, or hear, but he felt a sting on his finger so he put the book down and blinked the tears away.

"oh no," y/n tsked, letting the hot chocolate bubble on the stove as she rumaged through the cabinets for a band-aid.

"may i?" she gestures to the paper cut on his finger, and he lets her take his hand to wrap a hello kitty band-aid around it, "be careful next time," she fake scolds, "i get that the story is great but flip the pages carefully,"

akaashi just stared. he could see all the details of her face fron this angle, the scars, marks, bumps, the focus in her eyes and her tongue peeking out a little.

yes, she was beautiful, he decided, with that silly grin on her face when she was with everyone, AND with the serene look in her eyes brought out by late night thinking.

still staring dumbfoundedly as she went back to stirring the hot chocolate, he barely missed her speak as he was caught up in a lovestruck stupor.

"could you read to me while i make the drinks?"

stuttering out a reply, he flipped to the first page with shaky hands and cleared his throat before starting.

maybe this was something he could (and wanted) to get used to.

late night drinks, a good book, and y/n, taking in every single word he said with a gentle smile on her face.

ok i gotta go subject myself to schoolwork now but HAVE A GREAT DAY ILY TOO (ʃƪ＾3＾）*platonic kith*

omg first of all, ur the cutest thing ever kith kith <333 && ur drabble??? made me so soft????? my heart is so warm i jus wanna give akaashi a hug and a kith on the forehead :3 ur so lovely muah :platonic kith back hehe:

#j’s asks #anons babey #℗ poker face #crystal ball anon

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tsukishumai · 3 years

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FIRST OFF another beautifully written chapter, your talent never ceases to amaze me soulmate. It’s so descriptive, I can see everything in my mind as I read it, so so good.

SECOND OFF how could you tease us with the ghost of a Kuroo kiss?! The tension I would feel if I were y/n..I wouldn’t survive, I’d jump his ass and take him to bed every chance I had lol

I do not support smoking but something about Kuroo holding a cig in between his fingers damn and tHEN JUST QUITTING BC Y/N WANTED HIM TOO fuck I’m a simp, I’m simping so hard.

I WANNA KNOW WHATS COMING NEXT?? WHATS GONNA HAPPEN?? IS THERE GONNA BE ANGST, AM I GONNA CRY??

I swear if Bo breaks up with Hikari, confesses to y/n and y/n breaks Kuroos heart by choosing Bo I think I may need to delete the tumblr app until I mentally/emotionally heal

ASH?!?? Babe u are so fucking sweet to me omg and that is such the biggest compliment I’m fucking DRY HEAVING bc if I’m being perfectly candid with u, I was struggling a lot with this chapter, trying my best to paint the picture and I’m sjaisoiw

BRUH UR TELLING ME it took everything in me to stop us from kissing kuroo big sigh big sigh. Kuroo is literally gods gift to women and I jus wanna see them kith already but omg writing about bokuto sitting there watching them was making me ☹️☹️ he’s like “I want that” NO POOR BO

I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT BUT FUFUFU

Love Galore

#succulame #ash!#lovely moots #love galore

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janexeu · 4 years

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though the mist might prevent some from seeing it, JANE MÁRQUEZ is actually a descendent of HYPNOS. it’s still a question of whether or not the TWENTY-SIX year old DEMIGOD ELEMENTARY EDUCATION MAJOR from NEW ORLEANS, USA has taken after HER godly parent completely, but the demigod is still known to be quite SACRIFICIAL & STUBBORN.

( she’s b-b-b-back on her bs : katya ! tis uhm ,,,, a lil bit of a chonk of an intro but ill try 2 b cute w it. any time u wanna yeet jus peep the gif again & forgive me bc Look At Her ! )

POWERS ( more info here )

hypnokinesis — p much made her a glorified babysitter w lynch-esque wacko dreams. it got stronger naturally as she got older, but jus w herself n eventually the ppl shes real close w. its also gotten a lot better since comin to eonia

seeing gods in dreams — she doesnt hang out w em every fridays at tgifs but like ,,, if she had Pertinent Questions she cud smhw make it happen. found out abt her being a demigod at age 10 when she met hypnos

memory retrieval — shes got great memry of her own but bc she knows it can help w grief n all that, shes been learnin in eonia how to do it 4 others if they mayb wanted it

BIO POINTS

her single ma died during childbirth so jane's been in the foster care system since 5ever. attempts at reunification nvr worked out but thankfully she got real lucky w her group home and foster families. twas stable enough to not emotionally scar her even further but the instability of it all was fosho a big ol’ lot and has influenced her rigidness in sum aspects of her life

she lived p much as a mortal even tho her powers r a lil freaky. never went to camp but it worked out bc all her abilities r internal and cannot be Perceived by others. she had a talk w hypnos abt what 2 do n he mentioned camps but also gave sum monster avoidance tips ( like rarely use ur powers, maybe learn self defense, yada yada ) n she jus ,,, did that so she cud continue livin real normal w the mortals. logistics of camp stressed her out esp bc shes livin w non-family n stuff yk it was All Too Much, miss her w the added demigod stress tyvm

got married at 23 to her childhood sweetums luis, but he ,,, died abt a yr later fr a car accident. coma for 2 weeks n jane p much slept the entire time in his hospital room, visitin his dreams n talkin to him. twas a life support sitch so they eventually decided to pull da plug whch was real sad but like she's processed it 2 da best of her abilities. her powers helped a lot in the coping too n she visits memories of him in her dreams smtms when it gets real sad then shes ok again bc life goes on n life is pretty uwu

bc of her bg round kids of all kinds, shes always been passionate abt em. always takin babysittin/tutor gigs and went to community college so she cud teach n then worked as an elem teacher. only started considerin goin 2 eonia 4 postgrad when she had a student who showed signs n strugglez of bein a demigod. she eventually got to talk to their godly parent 2 confirm n she was shocked pikachu meme, real concerned for all those youngins who hav no clue what to do ! or how to cope ! bc they cant facetime w the olympians lyk she can ! so cue her discussin eonia w luis a lot then a year after the accident, broke out the pro-con list again. took abt *checks watch* another yr til she finally decided to zoom 2 athens but then whoosh she did !

PERSONALITY

yearning ? idk her — shes can be a bit of a take it as is typa chick. can be a lil literal jsksj not dumb but like ,,, def doesnt read into things enuff to pine n long n year yk. some things might def fly over her head. she says Yes To Serotonin in this house. she dk the the mitskis n the sikens n the carsons ; its all mary oliver up in this joint. we just tryna luv life n be grateful folkz

le freak, say chic ! — control freak, that is. growin up in an unstable envi meant shed cling 2 stability n independence, wrvr she cud get it. so when it comes 2 the way she does things, she can be real a heel digger. also bc she has 2 deal w kids yk so it can b A Lot n shes v stern lyk dat. ofc she wont infantilize the eonians .,,,. or will she ? big sis vibes outta control. she means well tho always always means well. itll also b v hard to get her 2 giv up on sum1 bc life ? she luvs it n knows u can too

changes by david bowie — is decidedly skipped on the playlist. she doesnt like change !!! i mean she knows its inevitable but still not entire unavoidable. ever since she got out of the system, shes had a partner n her own way of doing things n its been workin out so why change it yk ? she says time may change me but jokes on u i can sorta trace time

rip but im different — this goes out to all em whores in this house. she respectz ur hustle but like ,,,, not her thang. girl doesnt even get drunk when she drinks bc she doesnt rlly drink sksjsk doesnt like the taste of it, big baby ! but like she's Lived, its more like. ok tried it, not for me. thanks tho. also for all the meanies in the house, y’all perplex her. shes empathetic n wont show the judgement but smtms shes lowkey lyk .,., ur how old n u had all this goin 4 u n ur still so rotten ? how u actin like a 7yo w a trantrum ? scratch head, make it make sense

at least u tried — dad jokes, bad puns, tries to be big jokester but isn't funny. she's pretty tho so she gets away with it. idk wht else 2 say ur honor. shes the type thatll embarrass u w affection

well that was Awkward — probably sum1 abt her if they see her actin a Fool bc shes in a foreign sitch or topic. when shes a fish outta water then she can be so ! easily ! flustered ! which is p much her in eonia. shes not new new but theres way 2 much godly shennanigans for her to wrap her head ‘round n sis has never gone to camp so its ice bucket challenge level shock from time to time still w da magics n lore

til death do us part — yknow when death cab for cutie said i knew that u wer a truth i wud rather lose than 2 hav nvr lain beside at all ? how abt when they wrecked me by rudely sayin love is watching sum1 die ? yes ? no ? nywy thats jane 4 ya. if she loves then shes in and if shes in then she is all in, luke danes stylez

was that a vivid enough picture or did i just word vom the same things agen n agen sjksjs jus know shes cute n sweet if a lil frustrating n annoying bc shes stubbornpants mcgee. may or may not have a slight compulsion to help fix other ppl ..,,.. someone set her str8 n tell her fix u by coldplay isnt it !!!

OTHER INFO

5′9″ born 4 october 1994, virgo sun n moon

not a freshie ! idk how long her program is but like ,,, lets ignore that 4 now ok jus kno that she been here a while

yogi & boxing enthusiast back at home. hc her mans got real into the martial arts w her when hypnos told her she gotta learn how 2 defend so that was one of their things : bonding by workouts so jane cud protecc herself if need be

her maiden name’s jane fulton. got her mommas surname but the name jane ? thats some jane doe bs some rando picked out for her which she hated at first but then seeing tarzan made her go hmmm, ok bet !

lgbtq+ alliance president ! identifies as pan

she met her late hubbie when they were abt 7ish, real friends 2 lovers cuteness. jane was there for him throughout his entire coming out & transition ergo her passion for the community esp queer kids bc she was That Cis Ally for her mans. wears her ring as a real lowkey necklace now

shes also real passionate abt sleep. will ask u how did u sleep last night p much every day u see her bc ppl spend like half their lives asleep catherine ofc shes gonna ask

her fave thing abt eonia ? the whole siblings bit. shes had 2 make do w what she got n build a family from scratch so this ? she luvs it a lot let her give u kithes hypnos babies

shes p well versed in the greek thingies but only thru the knowledge mortals gets + dream info. after her realizin who she is, all things ancient greek jus sorta became her niche interest ykwim ? shes not like Super Learned abt it more like ,,, ok i gotta at least make Sum sense outta all this, gotta learn what i can. imagin how embarrassin it wud b 2 see a god in ur dream n then go : sorry to this man. nope. not jane, not her, nuh-uh

luv languages : words, acts of service, physical touch !

useless hcs but she loves disney sfm ok. smtms dresses up as princess tiana for bday parties n shit bc shell do nythin 2 put a smile on the kids n babs faces

ya like jazz ? bc jane surely does ! adores motown & 60s music. nina simone owns her. no one drag peggy lee from 101 dalmatians ! not an important hc but i jus wanted to quote my bubble butt winged bee lover barry

POSSIBLE CONNECTIONS

children ! infants ! babies !

demigods that make her scratch head damn u live like this ? but also wud knife emoji to protect n care for. shes not the oldest on campus but shes been livin independently p much her entire life so she finks shes got a tight grasp on the myth that is Adulting

srsly tho the Big Sis vibes is off the charts w this one. shell perserve u dumdums

baddie influencies !

convince her 2 get drunk at a party ! bc she never does. convince her to maybe try drugs ! or go hook up ! do smths impulsive idk jus smth new !

gl tho bc shes not rlly ,,, easily influenced But she can b reasoned w ! in general i fink its just gonna be a fun dynamic if y/m knows how to coax sum wildness outta her or w/e bc thotty yummy theyre hotty yolo rzning jus wont do w this gal. will most likely get argumentative like a big ol momma hen but if u win then ur winning big

Sleep Now or forever hold ur peace !

idk sum1 she helps w their messy sleep ? shes def not super public w it, surely knows her other siblings r Better at it but if y’all are close, she probs enjoys doin it 4 ya. she runs her hair thru fingers a lot when she does it. like a lot a lot unless u tell her to get lost

lover boi, lover gorl, lover enby !

she can be a lil traditional when it comes to how she views rels. she wants all that meetcute courting bs ! no gender roles tho n u best be sure shes not constantly comparin w her late hubbie ,,, but she jus wants smth magical n 2 be wooed again yk ?

so yea ,,, crushers mayhaps ? sum1 who is tryin 2 woo her ? sum1 she had a meetcute w and now janes got lowkey heart eyes for em ? idk lotsa possiblities but pls keep in mind she is not good at the flirtings so hav mercy on her

eonia tour guide !

or jus friends who like ,,, constnatly fill her in w all the godly stuff n whatnot. years of not goin 2 camps mean u miss out on a lot ! explore ruins w her n get her info her mortal educ didnt make her privy 2 yk

head real empty atm i will think of sum n let y’all know when i do, but give us all the conekshunz. friends, enemies, the usual bit, lgbtq alliance peeps, lmk whats up whats done whats cookin we want it all

( shes p much a new muse n da result of me tryna bring in an emotionally healthy kid to this sad sad university. janes in a v good well-adjusted place rn n is my therapy muse bc that other bitch m** is a messy handful. but wbk life aint linear so mayhaps shit’ll hit da fan or one of y/m will ruin her lmfao press f pls ! but also color me eyes emoji bc we love to see it )

#euintro

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iwouldfuckwilfordwarfstache · 4 years

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i jus... i really wanna kiss wil.... ((trust me i’d love to be fuckin dicked down by him too but rn i feel soft and just wanna kith))

#okay but same #anonymous #Mod L #lemon #confessions #Wilford Warfstache confessions #Wilford Warfstache #Wilford Warfstache/Reader #Wilford Warfstache x Reader

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I jus wanna kith Zach hyman on the nose and tell him he'll be a great dadda 😭 -passthepuck

goddd 😭😭😭 the way i'm not physically and even less mentally ready to see him holding his baby

#not me tearing up rn #answered

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petalsforbangtan · 5 years

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bts as songs : [hispanic edition]

ya’ll i got this idea when i was listening to one of the songs on this list. i’m a compulsive bitch and luckily so is @lokojk this is pretty much a collab we did.

we maaaaay do more in the future so keep an eye out for other editions ???

kim seokjin :

borro cassette by maluma

lets be real, pretty boys coming for everyone

this song would deadass be playing when y/n would be trying to study,, cook,, clean,, something that doesn’t require jins presence at ALL.

but he’s annoying and would want to have attention on him

but cmon who can NOT give the king attention in the first place

he’d dance in a goofy way in order to receive what he wants

no sexual dance moves at all

he’d try to be sexy but fail miserably

“maybe if you stopped ignoring me and came over here to show me how to dance, i’d probably be way better than even you”

min yoongi :

bandolero by don omar ft tego calderon

yes i am aware that yoongi is soft and wants nothing more than kithes and someone to hold his hand

but lets be real when it comes to this type of music,, he’s definitely on the heavier,, darker side

if you know where this song is from,, then you’ll understand the following,, if not,, then ya moms a hoe (jk she;s probably super lovely)

ya’ll would meet at a car race in one of those sketchy parts of town where people would tell you to avoid at nights since you were new in town

you said “fuuuuck it” and took your own racing car bc you were edgy

the undefeated king ; min yoongi spotted you and your car a mile away,, surprised there was someone new in town

he was shocked when you got out fo your car and asked him to race

he didn’t wanna sound cocky but girls usually threw themselves at him rather than challenging him to race

its up to you to determine if he won or if you won

jung hoseok :

mia by bad bunny ft drake

underground rapper makes his break through

he’s looking for background dancers for his mv

he’s not picky but he’s picky

physically he doesn’t care what the dancers look like

but dancing wise,, you better have gotten all three yes’s and the golden buzzer on america’s got talent

he doesn’t mean to be super picky nor mean but according to namjoon,, he needs to “chill out a bit”

y/n walks in and he can tell you’re super nervous

quite frankly he doesn’t have time for amateurs but he thought he should go easy on you and not judge too quickly

despite the parts where you messed up, he thought you gradually got better as your audition continued

“i could tell you were nervous but eventually gained your confidence,, you’re in”

kim namjoon :

mundo aparte by mym & farruko

an: pls know i’m not implying that namjoon smokes weed or does any other drugs,, this is only for entertainment purposes and its all imaginary and in no mean to harm him or any other member or staff

“maaaaan i could really use a bowl right about now”

you didn��t need to say much more before namjoon was already getting out his pipe and grinder.

two to three bowls later ya’ll were floating on clouds

after you guys sat around listening to music,, one of you (probably you) suddenly got the munchies so you decided to order some pizza

once the pizza got delivered,, bc ya’ll shouldn’t be driving while high, joon thought it’d be a good idea to have a late night picnic at the park nearby

so now you set off to the park and the moon looks beautiful

lets say that the moonchild himself looks even more beautiful tonight than usual.

you suddenly realize you’ve always had a crush on namjooon ??? cut that out you’ve had a HUGE crush on joon

suddenly he realizes he has a MAJOR crush on you too

one thing leads to another and lets just say ya’ll don’t kiss and talk..

park jimin :

escape by ozuna

jimin was the bad boy that would make your dad cry if he ever found out you were hanging out with him

he was the one that despite his bad influences and actions, they were so addicting and you always wanted more

he was a sweetheart on the inside, past all the stereotypes he was filed under

did he smoke and drink ?? yeah but not on the regular like others think maybe once or twice a month

HE’D ALSO NOT LET YOU GO DOWN THAT ROAD

he would say,, and i quote “you’re too pure and good for all of this”

your favorite adventures were the ones where he’d help you sneak out of your room in order to go roam the city at 2 am

he was cute but man he was one hell of a sexy one too

he had the vibe of a player but you knew he could be loyal

“don’t worry babygirl,, i’d never hurt you or put you in harms way”

kim taehyung :

encantadora by yandel

clubs on saturday nights were taehyungs safe haven

he’d be drinking,, chatting,, laughing it up w his friends. he would dance sometimes but he wasn’t really into it when all his friends had a dance partner and he was all aloooone

one particular night he saw a woman

according to hoseok tipsy off of mikes lemonades you was ‘fine as fuuuuuh’

taehyung agreed so he HAD to make his way over to you

he was smooth, you had to admit,, but shieeeet you were smoother

you had him wrapped your lips like sweet honey dripping down

how were you so smooth and attractive and irresistible you may ask ??

go n ask you momma Aphrodite herself

yeah you were THE Aphrodite’s daughter

so taehyung better watch himself when he messes around w you bc your mom was NOT afraid to threaten w ‘fuck my daughter over and your dick will become a chew toy for cerberus’

jeon jungkook :

aprovechalo by wisin y yandel

an : man fuck jungkook who tf does he think he is tbh

ya’ll know those late night bars w live musicians ???

yeah his headass would work at one of those and yes he’d be banging

he’s got it all baby

the looks,, the fits,, the voice,, the dance moves,, the vibes,, his cute smile,, his swagger ways,, the way he made both girls and guys sweat and blush whenever he looked at them

he knew all of this too !!! and he didn’t hide it

of course he remained humble and never used his likeliness to his advantage but he still found ways to woo the crowd

you were the bartender at the bar he sang at and yes,, you liked his music and his voice and the way he’d get lost in the moment but you got tired of these people practically throwing themselves at him

“i just don’t understand the whole hype ya know ?? he’s just another guy”

you tried explaining this to your best friend yoongi but it always went in on ear and out the other bc he was too gay to comprehend

yoongi was a snitch and let jungkook know about this and he was determined to woo you over as well

giiirrrl he tried singing an array of different songs yoongi would recommend but none worked

that was until he sang AND danced to aprovechalo

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