Mundane disco elysium headcanons
The Sunday friend unironically uses the word “metrosexual.”
Soona takes a multivitamin every day and she SWEARS by it.
Jean lives alone and doesn’t bother putting away dishes when they’re clean in the dishwasher he will just take them out when he needs them and uses them before putting them back into the sink.
Easy Leo is actually a Sagittarius.
Annette enjoys reading but I think if she got introduced to video games she would be a huge fan. Girl who to me would be morbidly curious in creepypasta also
Frittte girl has a shitty on again-off again boyfriend who is almost exactly like her . She also has an older brother (that’s less of a headcanon and more a bit of made up backstory for my OC)
idiot doom spiral is the kind of dude to know some sleight of hand tricks he would show off at parties.
Ruby is very fastidious in taking care of her shoes and can make a pair last for years
Jules and Alice get along like a house on fire (Jules is a dad with a daughter in the RCM and Alice is a daughter with a dad in the RCM plus they both work comms and Alice is used to working with old queens bc she was trained by Kim ever since she was 12-ish)
I think lizzie has to sleep with the fan on even when it’s cold
I think cindy will use sharpie to paint her nails
I think Steban doesn’t like cilantro (thinks it tastes like soap) and Ulixes once lied and said it tastes like soap to him too so they could have something in common .
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you're in a crypt with a beautiful boy
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tma au where s4 Jon and Daisy take Helen’s tunnels back to s1, and Jon literally cannot bring himself to have a normal conversation with any of the archive squad because he feels so guilty about... well, everything
also Helen finds s4 Martin and Basira after Jon and Daisy leave, and basically bullies the both of them into heading into her tunnels in an attempt to go after them
meanwhile, s1 Jon is having a fucking crisis and ends up purposefully going full-on avatar in an attempt to protect his friends, because s4 Jon has basically told them that everyone died and it was his fault
since Jon and Daisy are from s4 not s5, they don’t know about jonah’s eyepocalypse plan. this goes very badly for everyone involved
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the WORST part about enjoying star wars is that one movie or tv show or comic or book or video game could objectively be the most terrible thing you've ever consumed or it's just not really anything special to you but it'll have like 1 scene or character or quote or shot or piece of music that is one of your FAVORITES in all of star wars. you walk up to any star wars fan and ask them what their favorite moment in their least favorite part of star wars is and they will have an answer ON HAND. and the answer is always something usually HUGE they'll be like "this movie made me wish star wars had never been made but this one scene changed who i am as a person" or like "this narrative decision was probably the worst ever put on film but it's the reason i met my spouse" and it never stops. something new will come out and you'll be like "oh that disney+ series number 10 thousand wasnt that great or necessary tbh but there was one moment that legitimately moved me and i hate that" and you just have to live with that. enjoying star wars is a fucking curse
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