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aintnobodysbusinessifido · 9 months

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#gif #feet #my flat ass #i have no butt #love this dress #louisiana #latina #redhair

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oars · 7 months

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#i feel like tge fact im apprehensive about posting this is kinda proving my point #the way everyone talks about both weight gain and weight loss is just horrendous #like idek if i could fit all i wanna say in here especially while im at work but #i so badly wish people could be normal about weight gain and talking about it #its like if youre not in some constant state of wanting to lose weight people want to kill you #god forbid you want to put on weight to feel more comfortable in your body outside of muscles and a butt #fatphobia is a given thats a whole other few paragraphs #im grateful i have mutuals and friends who are normal but ill have or hear these convos and go #ok i feel sick. why do i feel this way why do you feel that way.#anyways i think fatphobia is one of the worst things to ever happen

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the-one-and-only-aroace · 3 months

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Why don’t baggy pants stay on me?

#I know why #I have no butt #to have pants loose in the wait you need a big enough butt to keep them up #and I don’t

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corpish · 3 months

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got a new job so we’re celebrating with a thot pic!! (insta)

#i now do comms!#also….#you can’t see but imagine the back of these underwear having a cutout where my butt is for easy access #gay #bi #lgbt #nyc #me

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x-i-l-verify · 3 months

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Something that I've noticed ever since the Smiling Critters were introduced is that they can so easily be paired off into complementary duos, ones that are specifically designed to teach children fundamental lessons about life and self-care from two different angles. It's really interesting to me.

Like obviously you have Dogday and Catnap, with their sun/moon, dog/cat dichotomy, that stress how important it is to have fun and get things done during the day, but also that it's important to wind down, relax, and get a good night's sleep.

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Bubba Bubbaphant and Craftycorn were introduced as a duo in the Smiling Critter show's intro, and their dichotomy is quite obvious. They are basically the right and left sides of the brain personified. Bubba is the left side of the brain, logical, analytical, focused on math and science. Craftycorn is the right side of the brain, creative and imaginative, focused on the arts and self-expression. They represent learning and academia in all its forms, the different ways people engage with and understand the world.

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Hoppy Hopscotch and Kickin' Chicken form the sportsmanship duo. They are both portrayed as enjoying sports and the outdoors, but in different ways that highlight the different ways sports can be played and enjoyed and also what it entails to be successful at them. Hoppy Hopscotch may be loud and impatient, but she is also a team player, shown in her willingness to slow down her fast pace to make sure none of her friends are left behind. Kickin' Chicken, on the other hand, is laid-back, relaxed, and chill, the described "cool kid" of the group, but he's also described as having a ton of perseverance, more of a "slow and steady wins the race" type of person.

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This leaves Bobby Bearhug and Picky Piggy as the last pair. Fittingly, these two are all about how to meet the fundamental needs of yourself and others. Bobby teaches children how to nourish themselves emotionally through showing and receiving care from others, while Picky teaches them how good food is important to nourish the body and soul. Depriving oneself of either of these things only makes oneself and therefore everyone around one miserable, because those fundamental needs are no longer being met.

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Like fr, this is some pretty genius marketing right here. You have enough characters that every kid will have their favorite, but not so many that any would get lost in the shuffle, because the lessons each one of them would teach would be integral to the group as a whole. It really makes me that much sadder we saw basically nothing of the Smiling Critters during the game itself, because Mob Games struck gold with this concept, only to ultimately do nothing with it. :/

But I guess that's what fandom is for, eh?

#poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #smiling critters #dogday #catnap #picky piggy #kickin chicken #hoppy hopscotch #bobby bearhug #craftycorn #bubba bubbaphant #xi writes #tbh that 'slow and steady wins the race' comment makes me really wish Kickin' Chicken was a turtle instead #just to drive home that parallel even further #ngl i've been thinking about making this post for ages but i finally got off my butt and did it #me holding the Smiling Critters like Marge Simpson holding a potato: I just think they're neat!#it'd be a shame if the game company that came up with them never DID anything with them HUH MOB GAMES?#mob games don't walk away from me #MOB GAMES GET BACK HERE I HAVE THOUGHTS-

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tweewig · 11 months

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shout out to all the people who stutter or have speech issues or have any kind of tics or exhibit any kind of behavior that others love to poke fun at. the ACTUAL strongest soldiers here

#twee talks #i dunno it’s just really. rude. from my perspective #i hate when people make fun of me for stuttering or taking a while to respond to things or having vocal tics #it’s tiring after a while yk ? being the butt of the joke ?

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capturedbeauty · 6 months

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#i will do that for you #i have lotion #lucious bottom #take me as you please #tight butts drive me nuts

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 1 year

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i know they never met please just hear me out

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catboygirljoker · 6 months

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breaking news

xigbar has died badly

#IF YOU FOUND THIS FROM SEARCHING FOR XIGBAR #check the notes for tuck him in tuesday. heh. you might like what you see. (end of tags i added later long after posting this)#i think next they will arrest me or maybe put me down for having too much fun with blender #i dont. i dont know why those polygons near his butt look like that. i prommy i cant do anything about it #ps i love him i love him i am doing this to him from a place of love #kh #kingdom hearts #xigbar #blender fun #luxu

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fanofthelamb · 9 days

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im gonna be real i had so much fun drawing some of these faces i didnt even pay writing much attention. they both are stupid idiots with stupid idiot faces i just wanna draw their bastard faces!!!!!!!!!!

#cw nudity #cw suggestive #i dont actually think its suggestive its not meant to be but the lamb is butt ass NEKKID!!! so #just in case?#idk how to draw shit but you know what its the having fun that counts!!!!!!!!#im so fucking tired im so tired but i cant sleep i just want to think about these little guys....#narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cult of the lamb #cotl

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moth-bytez · 2 months

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hes sleepy

also also! feel free to send reqs or asks ! im trying to use tumblr more, still new but im kinda getting the hang of it :P

#angel dust #hazbin art #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #casinohearts #huskerdust #husk being a cat #i just wanted to draw angel without his boots because i like the idea of him having heart-shaped claws #and i wanted to draw his spider butt #my art :3

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mandyhotx · 1 month

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#let having fun together right now i am ready i don't play game okay #hook me up over #I know all seen her before butt not like this just look at that pussy #baby happy now month baby

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championsandheroes · 4 months

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It was sweet that Astarion was under the belief that no one would figure out he was a vampire before his big reveal. Most of us took one look at him and said "yep, that sure is a vampire right there." Most, however, doesn't include the party members. Some of these characters are supposed to be perceptive and intelligent, and I'm still convinced that if you press your ear against theirs you'd hear elevator music.

Over at Patreon, society6, and redbubble we don't let intellect devourers starve.

#champions and heroes #Baldur's Gate #Baldur's Gate 3 #Gale of Waterdeep #Shadowheart #Astarion #Tav #intellect devourer #your secret is safe with me Astarion #mainly because the game won't let me say anything #but I recommend that you bring him to meet the Gur hunter in act 1 before he has his reveal #that nervous energy he brings to the conversation is *chef's kiss*#adding the redbubble link again #because society6 is being a butt and has decided that you only get to have 10 designs going forward #unless you pay for the account #so uh... yeah

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calista-222 · 1 year

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