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catmadeofsalad · 5 months

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Luke: You demons are terrible!

MC: They're better than most human christians.

Luke: That's impossible! They're supposed to be holy and love everyone!

Simeon: Would you please explain?

MC: A wanna be preacher boy who had a crush on me told me women only belong in the kitchen and having babies.

Satan: Uh-oh

MC: I told him the more time I spend in the kitchen, the better I get at fileting different types of meat.

Luke: What do you mean?

Simeon: Oh dear

MC: He asked me the same thing. I told him any meat is unrecognizable if you chop it up enough.

Luke: 😨😰😱

Satan: This is why we get along.

MC: Yeah.... then I told him all about Jeffery Dahmer.

Satan: Holy shit

MC: Yeah... for some reason, he stopped talking to me after that.

Barbatos & Lucifer: *chuckles*

Luke:

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