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senseiwu · 1 year

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"Whys lloyd nicer to harumi than his dad"

I think you just answered the question right there. His dad.

Meant to love and support and be there for him

But Lloyd's whole life has been marked by things his father has done. And then s8 onwards kicks it up a whole bunch of notches.

He doesn't have to accept any changes, after all his father has done.

He's also like a thousand/s of years old.

It's probably easier to think that someone around your age, who's only been doing bad things the past few years, who you know is hurt too, can change more. That might hurt less.

...there's also the whole thing of. Manipulation having lasting effects lmao

#just to be clear #i dont like the ship #and i dont know where people get the idea that theyre together #i just wish people in this fandom would TRY and understand complicated relationships with parents #do you know how much it hurts to have a parent be nicer to other kids than to you #now imagine those other kids are someone who tried to kill you and your friends.#and.#a fucking plant.#my basic point is #stuff hurts more from your parents than other people #maybe im projecting too much but... i dont like how some people treat lloyd in crystalised #hes allowed to be angry with his dad #especially when he tricked him into thinking he was dead so hed do something that he was terrified of????#hello???#imagine if wu had done that. youd never hear the end of how awful he is.#anyway.#ive only seen the season once but i dont think its as ooc as people seem to think #...i think a lot of them are wearing... shall we say... purple coloured glasses lmao

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sundaemuddysucks · 9 months

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noco hate post

reasons why noco is a bad ship

admit it you only ship them because they're twinks

noah is canonically the second smartest character on the show and he has only been seen associating himself with characters who are very smart, strong, gifted, etc (don't talk about owen. he's a nuisance to noah in RR i don't think noah actually likes him all that much)

noah and emma are right there HELLOOO

noah barely ever even talks to cody

what is wrong with you guys

look at the way noah softens up around emma in RR. he does not do that around ANYONE else especially not cody there's no reason to think he'd ever be interested in him

seriously if you look me in the eyes and tell me noah would ever be attracted to c*dy you're lying

he'd date cody out of pity for 2 weeks and then dump him

#im not serious about this im just mad about all the tiktok kids putting noco on my fyp #i dont like the ship

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notherpuppet · 3 months

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I want vaggie to confront alastor’s manipulative ass about Charlie’s deal and I hope it’s a musical number 😩🙏🏽

#not trying to sail a ship btw #I just like evil villain dance numbers #like in Pixar’s coco #that scene was so tight #whole time I was drawing this I was like “ho dont do it!#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #vaggie #my doods #liked by creator

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thetransguard · 9 days

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kabru is canonically too smart for miscommunication trope. if anything laios would flirt with him One Single Time and kabru catches on immediately and runs it through his mental processor (does laios not know what he's doing? -> no he does. is he doing this to practice?? -> laios would not lead me on like that -> is he aware of how i feel? -> am i aware of how i feel???) and then literally the next time laios is free he schedules a meeting they sit down at the table kabru leans across looks him dead in the eyes and says very calmly on a scale of im just playing to lets get married how serious are u about this

#i dont think kabru plays arounddddd hes like the rizzler but when it comes to actual serious romantic relos hes locked in for ever #like jaw strength of a crocodile. you could not pry this man off of smth once hes made up his mind #also i think especially postcanon hes going to get super upfront with laios no beating around the bush #dungeon meshi #labru #seph.txt #fyi i dont Just ship labru honestly i think kabru should hold hands with everyone

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listen-to-the-inner-walrus · 10 months

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so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting

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odinsblog · 2 months

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The crew of a massive container ship that crashed into the Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore early Tuesday warned of power issues before the collision, which caused the bridge to collapse into the frigid Patapsco River, officials said.

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore said the warning from the ship’s crew likely saved lives.

“We’re thankful that between the mayday and the collapse, that we had officials who were able to begin to stop the flow of traffic so more cars were not on the bridge,” Moore said. He called those officials heroes.

Moore noted that the bridge was up to code at the time of the collapse. He said the collapse was a “shocking and heartbreaking” event for the people of Maryland who have used the bridge for 47 years.

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stil-lindigo · 1 year

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call that a gender fender bender

prints

#wordplay!#im so annoying #not ship art btw although i dont have anything against people who do ship these two #i just like them as homies who bond over music and also rejecting the gender binary #i see gwen as a transwoman and hobie as unlabelled fwiw #my scrunklies #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderverse #gwen stacy #spidergwen #spiderwoman #hobie brown #spider punk #stillindigo art

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cryptcoop · 1 month

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You're the best, Moira !

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #moira #moira o'deorain #sigma #siebren de kuiper #i like to think she has to hold his hand otherwise he'll float away #you can thank my wife for this because they basically gave me the idea #this is not ship art but i dont really care if you see it that way #CRYPTCOOP ART

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eriochromatic · 7 months

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Certain speculations on Crocodile's 14 year stay in Alabasta

#one piece #sir crocodile #nefertari cobra #nefertari vivi #nico robin #alabasta #baroque works #erio stuff #erio art #does this ship even exist like. i dont even know what to tag this LOL

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taikk0 · 7 months

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coming out as a ragapom enjoyer sorry not sorry theyre cute togethet

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lotus-pear · 4 months

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the besties ever!! (they will both exorcise you)

#i dont ship them perosnally i think they're bi4bi and platonic soulmates. like each other's halves #ANYWAY AWARD FOR BEST DUO LITERALLY EVER GOES TO THEM #MY BELOVEDS🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #nobara kugisaki #kugisaki nobara #yuji itadori #itadori yuji #lotus draws #finallyyyyyy doing fanart for jjk its so long overdue i loved their whole trio sm..... :((( i wouldve drawn megumi too but #idk how to do his hair just yet. so thats for another post

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lunorins · 27 days

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does this resonate with ANYONE

#i dont even really ship them i just like how theyre interested in each others’ domains #i know they be yapping all the time #bg3 fanart #lae'zel #lae’zel x gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #laezel #lae’zel bg3 #lae’zel fanart #gale fanart #baldur's gate 3 #bg3

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soranker · 3 months

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tomorrow :)

#TRIGUN MAXIMUM SPOILERS #trigun maximum #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #ok...... one more......... yall can have a little vashwood as a treat......#i actually love them so much SO BADLY but u prob wouldnt b able to tell bc i dont post a lot of ship art #but trimax vashwood. holay shit. hydrogen bomb yaoi #ive also just been like. digging into so much post-canon vashwood (<- sad and delusional and coping)#LIKE DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE LOVE LOVEEE WOLFWOOD'S CHARACTER ARC and i think [redacted] is SO IMPORTANT AND VITAL TO THE STORY #BOTH THEMATICALLY AND FOR VASH'S CHARACTER ARC. i literally would not have it any other way unfortunately </3 BUT A PERSON CAN STILL DREAM!#ok ya ill stop talking now bc i think i could talk about them and think about them forever.. *scratching the back of my head*

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rendevok · 11 months

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“Take my hand” a comic for NaruMitsu Week 2023

day 1 - lies & secrets - 2 - 3 - 4

#nmweek23 #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #probably more accurate to say this is mnm? or nmn or whatever lol #so treat the ship name lightly and dont get mad when miles [redacted redacted redacted redacted] yknow?#i wouldnt spoil it wheres the fun in that ¬‿¬#fan art #fan comic #aa #rendevok #this is like. vaguely aa5 and on because i couldnt be assed to play those games yet #love their waistcoats tho YUM #also future warning i still suck at writing so if this is ooc! i’m sorry idk what im doing but i sure am doing it bb #i’ll update this post with links to the others as i post them! you’re in for about 30 pages so ♡ ♡ ♡ hope you have an appetite for sweets #(i say as if i didnt just post angst) IT WAS THE PROMPTS. THE PROMPTS MADE ME DO IT

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tubbytarchia · 2 months

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My friend convinced me of the potential of this very specific trio (especially in a roadtrip context) so I'm spreading the propaganda

Again, oddly specific trio but listen. Look at this graph @liauditore made. This is all you need to know (TLDR these guys make for fun duos between one another, but putting all three of them together would neutralize any cons that would arise otherwise)

We call them sappies because idk it sounds cute and funny. Very vaguely based on the idea of tree sap (not just from how that can be related to "treebark" but also the idea of sap being a thing that helps a tree survive and making for good glue and medicine in some cases. Idk they're sappy. You get it)

The croc meme is based on this. I think Martyn would be too stupid to grasp the concept of gender so I replaced his speech bubble with watcher lore

#zombiecleo #rendog #renthedog #martyn inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood #This is not drawn with shipping in mind but pondering tagging the specific ships/duo names...? I have no idea whats acceptable #You're welcome Liau. Thanks for going to sleep like 3 days ago (promised to draw Liau the sappies as a thanks)#Cleo's growing vegetation out of her scalp but Martyn cant comprehend it #ok thanks for approval. Im tagging the duos lol #treebark #I dont actually know the other two fuck #trafficblr #tubby art

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the-great-kraken · 1 month

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if you see a male character kiss a male character, you assume they are gay.

if you see a female character kiss a female character, you assume they are a lesbian.

if you hear a character say they don't feel like their gender, you assume they are trans.

so why do a-spec characters have to jump through so many loops?

a character saying they've never had a crush or don't want a relationship or that they don't understand romantic love is so often ignored or used as fodder for other queer or autistic headcanons (reinforcing stereotypes that aroace people are secretly gay or always autistic)

why is it that our stories are always "up to interpretation"? why do we have to wait for the words aromantic or asexual to be said to be taken seriously? why is it that even when characters say they don't want relationships, fans will scream and cry about sex/romance favourable aspecs and qprs?

when it comes to gay and trans characters, even the likes of bisexual lighting is often treated as though it canonises their sexuality. for aroace characters, even the most explicit coding possible is swept under the rug in favour of other "interpretations"

i'm so tired of fighting for representation just to have it ignored and minimised by fans. let characters be aroace. please.

#obviously there are a ton of circumstances where the qpr and sex/romance favourable is completely fine #but when characters explicity say they dont have sex or dont want relationships it feels so hollow #fandom is fandom and there is nothing i can do to stop you shipping or writing smut or headcanoning or whatever #but please just think it through. the characters aren't real but there are so many geniunely harmful ideas doing stuff like this reinforces #rhi rambles #aroace #aromantic #asexual #a-spec #a spec #aspec #aro #ace #aspec representation #asexual representation #aromantic representation #lgbtq+#queer

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