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mewtwo24 · 3 months

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Not to be That Guy but like.

Am I the only one that can't stop thinking about how Tianlang-Jun says about Luo Binghe that he pretends to be cold-hearted like his mother. The hint of fondness there, the heartache in that utterance.

Like it drives me absolutely insane. Imagining her putting on a front of strength, cold and driven and unrelenting. Why does TLJ say that about her. Did she secretly look for solutions that meant reconciling with demons instead of hurting them when her sect wasn't looking? (I wonder this because I feel like his weird fondness for SQQ would lowkey track if it's connected to the woman he once loved.) Did he mean that she was tasked with basically assassinating him and she fell in love with him instead (re: failed step one)? Did he mean that she was fond and doting in her own way (e.g. conceding he was attractive, paying for his exploits and humoring him)? Did he mean that, like LBH, she thought that power would be the thing to protect her--and that it was disguising a person who was deeply and privately wounded? All four????? I don't need sleep I need a n s w e r s

Did she know about the Huanhua Palace Master's skeevy ass intentions before she met TLJ? Or did those only come to significant light after she fell in love with TLJ? Is that why she never anticipated that level of betrayal, because initially she had no intention of being with anyone romantically? And HHPM just assumed she would be under his thumb forever?? Was she furious at her own indiscretion or did she try to use the pregnancy as a bargaining chip, a way to try to stop the immortals of Cang Qiong Mountain from attacking TLJ (plus the bonus of marriage entrapment no takesies backsies this is where LBH gets it from)? Did she try to use that claim on her to dissuade HHPM from his covetous advances, framing herself as tainted so that she could finally escape? Did she dream of a life by TLJ's side, far away from Cang Qiong Mountain?

Like. Literally every single permutation of what this could mean guts me to hell. Do you ever just cry about tianxi because I--[loud bawling noises]

#svsss #tianxi #tianlang jun #su xiyan #like this shit keeps me awake at night #i'm trying to put fic ideas together and every time i go back to that line i just #find myself trying to parse and hone out su xiyan's mannerisms/personality #zzl's descriptions help a great deal but i also love that they're limited in the sense that #1. zzl was clearly scared shitless of/disconcerted with her LMFAO #2. he was suspicious of her (as a cultivator fundamentally) and its fascinating that TLJ did not seem to share this suspicion at all #or one could argue tlj just didn't care beyond his attraction and glee being around her jkahglfdskjhsfkhjg #there is also the hilarious implication that part of what turned tlj on so much about sx is the fact that she could prbly kill him #tlj really said 'i love a woman who can and WILL kick my ass'#'none of that soft power seduction shit manhandle me or nothing'#like he always believed deep down--or at the very least wanted to believe--that she loved both him and lbh dearly #i'm not usually the fix-it fic type but the Way I Need To See Su Xiyan Destroy Huanhua Palace Master's Entire Life.#i just want sx and her boytoy to live happily ever after is that so wrong?#i also think of that person (im so sorry tumblr user i dont rmr who u are at the minute) that said there had to be trust between tlj and sx #because YES. ABSOLUTELY. I AGREE. AND I WANT IT FOR ME #don't mind me just the usual descent into madness anytime i think too hard about svsss #i need to outline damn you airplane and your refusal to expand on LBH's juicy ass backstory #ill never forgive the chinese (joke)

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jessenitrogen · 9 months

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EUUUAGGHHWG (earthspark spoilers)

I HOPE PPL WHO HAVENT SEEN THE REST OF EARTHSPARK HAVE THE EARTHSPARK SPOILER TAG BLOCKED I HOPE TO GOD THEY DO

FROM THE WORMS WE CAME FROM TO WORMS WE RETURN

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skitskatdacat63 · 9 months

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Fernando Alonso × Unconventional Drinking Implements

#if i had a nickel for every time nano drank out of a trophy id have two nickels. that's not a lot but its weird it happened twice #dont ask me if theres more i didnt have the mental capacity to look up all his podium pics...theres 20 years worth #but if you do have more somehow miraculousy do of course hit me up #this is one of these things i think that youd have to experience by watching a lot of races bcs finding it by keywords is impossible imo #though i did look up various trophies and now i want to make a tier list of trophies by drinkablity 😭#but yeah some people in the tags of the pics i posted were like 'he did exactly what i wanted to do![drink from the big cup basically]'#so this is like: hey! not the first time hes done it 🤭#but like if these are the only two times hes done it thats hilarious #bcs its been 18 yrs so was he suddenly like 'oh my god wait i just remembered what i can do with this'#but like the 2005 is the wcc win so it makes sense why he did smth so over the top #but this one i really really feel like he let the impulsive thoughts win and was just 'this looks like a giant cup....'#not pictured: flavio also drinking from the trophy. he was so indulgent of his boy 🥹#also i wonder if theres footage of him pouring in the champagne in 2023 cause i didnt even know he drank from it until i was looking at pic #cause thats my fav thing about the 2005 one is watching him trying to aim and pour it from way too high hahaha #oh also there is the brazil 2005 gp as well but he doesnt directly drink from it so i dont think it fits well here #but at the same time he really is looking at trophies like 'hmmm how well would this work as a cup'#f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2023 dutch gp #2005 chinese gp #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #formula one

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wu-does-art · 1 year

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au where mike narrowly escapes the upsidedown while on patrol and gets an obscure curse to be a catboy for a month. this is amusing to everyone but mike.

#catmike au #dont know if people will like this au of mine or not but ill keep posting doodles of it cause its funny #dustin is very interested in the curse and is also conveniently the onely one who has owned a cat #hes tests things almost immediately in such excitement #basically its just him seeing mike in the living room and running quickly to his house because he needs to grab some things #its also set vaguely post s5 so some of the byers share the wheeler house #lets just say the wheelers went off for the apocalypse #dustin comes back with a laser pointer and catnip (to the others it honest to god looks like weed)#then of course hes inspecting him and asking questions like seeing if his human ears are gone and if he can move his tail and all that #they find very quickly that he can purr when will comes over next to him curiously #this def disturbs other upsidown meeting because imagine nancy's talking and in the middle of it its just *LOUD PURRING*#mike does chase lasers (out of his control) and he can in fact get hopped up on catnip #which makes him go zoomies or purr crazy loud and it makes him shove his whole body all over will like a strange clingy 5 yr old #also his pupils can go big and small and as expected it goes massive when hes on catnip #everyone finds this hilarious and they make a game of who can secretly get mike catnipped #will is the unwilling victim because he's the cat's (and mike's ofc) assighned so he'll just be sitting and then he'll #hear running qnd suddenly mikes holding his arm up and rubbing against it while purring very loudly #anyways i may have written that for no one in particular but yeah theres some cat au!#st mike #mike wheeler #stranger things #stranger things fanart #byler #st mike wheeler #mike wheeler stranger things #will byers #byler fanart #st will #st will byers #its supposed to say that wills the cats favourite person idk tumblr deleted it cause something something formatting

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echo-stimmingrose · 9 months

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Can we talk about the fact that canonically Thalia thinks Apollo is hot? Like can we? I feel like it's not being discussed enough.

#Theres at least one thing Percy and Thalia can agree on: Apollo is hot.#idk what i even hc her sexuality or romantic preference to be i just find this hilarious for so many reasons #we're ignoring the fact that Apollo is her brother #id also like to make it very clear. i dont ship them at all. like never even crossed my mind i just find this fact funny #thalia grace #percy jackson #apollo pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #if your wondering its a scene in the Titans curse when they first meet Apollo. Thalia calls him hot and Percys a lovable idiot about it

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chowonsang · 2 months

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He literally isn't tho???

#im sobbing #i can name five idols off the top of my head that enlisted before him #heesung. jonggil and howon. yechan and sangyeop. and god so many more that i dont rmember the name of #like that dude from elast and that other dude from jwiiver #GOD armies please go outside find something to actually care about #then again this is fucking hilarious the fact they sat down and made a list of ages that idols enlisted at #ALSOLIKE ALL OF ONF AND ACE?????

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pagesofkenna · 4 months

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still relistening to Courier's Call, got to the episode where Olivia first asks Dennison to rejoin the Red Feathers so she can hunt down Orimar, and I believe s2 ends a little after the time Braith showed up with that letter for Travis towards the end of the Akaron arc... which means that basically right after Dennison takes the offer, Orimar drops off the face of Spéir for a year

#i find this deeply hilarious #i dont remember all of what happened in that s2 finale bc it was more than just helping her find orimar right #some other stuff happened and even in this episode he was more interested in finding the people who put him on ander's rock #but i love the idea of dennison being like fine yes i've joined you let hunt this pirate or whatever #and olivia having to say well yes about that. all of our auguries say he no longer exists somehow. so...#skyjacks #courier's call

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hellcifrogs · 1 year

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What would a Kenshi and Team 7 interaction look like. Like, would he be an uncle type cuz of Kakashi. Would he meet Team 7 pre-Shippuden, then meet them again when Sai joined and be like, “Sasuke, you look different.” I need to know.

God if Sasuke hadn't made such a show of leaving the village (with Naruto's loud help) that beautiful interaction could have been possible!

I honestly don't know how they would interact though... Kenshi's genins should graduate sometime between team Gai and the 9 rookies. (They're special little kids a.k.a. we couldn't pick a class for them) so they know of them, but maybe don't know them.

#ask #they could have gone on missions w sakura before shippuden #well i know all of thembut homura have a decent relation with naruto #they dont particularly love sasuke #ahh they would love sai though #miyu would find it easy to talk to him #being polite and quiet #naoki gets him bc he was in the anbu #and kaen just finds him hilarious she likes him #HOWEVER #if they knew what sasuke was really doing #i cant tell who would be more eager to join him lol #kenshi is not too worried about putting his team to work with kakashi's btw

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2811y · 2 years

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do u guys remember the first time u got high

#i just wanna share this story cos i find it fucking hilarious #so basically my ex was a massive stoner #but i hadn't smoked before #so in our like. talking stage ig #like before we were dating but we were seeing each other type thing #we go to this party and we rock up a bit earlier than everyone else #so he's like o ok why dont we smoke some weed #and i was like aight fuck it #keeping in mind i hadnt smoked weed but i had tripped acid??#so i was like weed is gonna be v tame compared to acid #It Was Not #i smoked way too much for my first time #we made a shitty gato bong and for some reason he didnt stop me #and i had 4 cones. literally the first time getting stoned and i had 4 full fkn cones.#cos at the time i didnt know that was a lot #but whatver so i get insanely fucking high #like giggling at fucking everything #and its all fine but all of a sudden i start getting v overwhelmed #idk why but everything was Too Much #so i text him VERBATIM 'hi. i think im having a panic attack lol'#so he ends up taking me to a park nearby the party #and i just start freaking tf out #eventually tho i calm down enough to a point where he feels comfortable leaving me alone for a bit #so he says 'alright katie i gotta go piss. you sit here on this bench and ill be back in 2 secs'#so he leaves and my dumbass brain goes 'what if i made him up. what if hes not real'#'what if i just created him in my head' and i believed it so harcore #like in that moment u could not tell me that man was real #so what do i do #i go to verify this delusion #so i walk to the stall he's in and i open the door fully expecting to see an empty stall

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pocketramblr · 1 year

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It would be fun if we hit Endeavor with the DFO stick

Enji grew up knowing that his dad would give him anything he wanted- if he spun it right, and fully committed. If he didn't convince him, or faltered at all, then his dad won instead and that was a bad time.

He was allowed to become a hero because he said he specifically wanted to beat All Might, humiliate him at his own job before AfO took him down. And then he threw himself into getting strong enough to do just that, though AfO doubted it ever would work, it at least seemed like Enji thought it would, so he allowed it. The first time Enji met All Might in person, he saw no less than four of his father's operatives watching in the crowd, and knew he had to be cold, knew he'd never have the freedom to ask for help. And he'd gotten this far on his own, he'd gotten more freedom than he'd hoped for as a kid, so this was enough. this would be enough until All Might killed his dad, surely.

But then Enji fell in love, and knew that would never fly as a reason to start a family AfO was not involved in. He wanted to leave well enough alone, break it off for her own good- but Rei had her own family troubles, and Enji had managed to come up with a plan for everything else so far... so they staged a quirk marriage to satisfy all parents, Enji claiming it was to create a quirk strong enough to beat All Might. AfO raised a skeptical brow, but decided to let him try and fail, promising his best doctor and expert in quirk sciences to take care of Rei's and any children's health.

Now that Enji knew that AfO would absolutely be checking in on the children, he knew he'd be asking them about him as well, always keeping a close eye. Which means they couldn't tell the kids that it was a fake quirk marriage or that Enji didn't care about forcing them to beat All Might one day- AfO would find out, and Enji didn't want to know what his father winning would entail this time. Rei pointed out that they could just... not tell the kids anything, and if AfO asked, Enji could claim it was kinder to keep his children in ignorance until they were old enough to safely train, and even then, AfO wouldn't expect the kids to know everything about the terms of the marriage that he was told. But, stubborn Enji insisted that he knew his father, and this was the best way to keep the kids safe and the family together.

He was somewhat right- AfO had been keeping close tabs on Touya the whole time, acting as an online friend, and was utterly convinced by what Touya passed on- but also irritated by Touya's treatment as the oldest brother. (he's projecting) and since Enji clearly isn't even acting like a father, surely he won't mind AfO intervening on the children's behalf and keeping everyone happy, right? And if, say, hero society collapse entirely one day... well it's not like AfO didn't warn Enji all those years ago it would happen, and to try to reach number one hero as quickly as he could to actually enjoy it before he had to come home.

#rei cracks after aditional stress etc etc other than touya the kids never know etc etc #dabi does not reveal that tidbit to the world even tho afo did tell him #idk maybe in the hospital after jakku enji comes clean and causes a couple more crises #feel like i did a dfo enji ask one but cant find it and dont remember how similar or different this one is #all i know is that i continue to think afo's grandson dabi and nana's grandson tomura self destructing the lov is hilarious #anon #pocket talks to people

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xfindingtrouble · 1 year

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there is so much of percy to understand this journey is truly thrilling

#ooc.#usually i write characters i have known for a long time just bcs i'm a virgo #& i am just like that #but it has been so fun understanding the nuances of a character i did not previously know #sometimes i get a little scared bcs there is so much i DONT know but that is part of the fun i feel like #i keep simmering on new concepts with every episode of critical role i consume #and it is such a refreshing journey i feel like #bottom line is it has been intimidating but i am having fun with him #especially since there are so many Layers #like percy tries to be a good dude when circumstances allow it but he's also got that Mental Scar of orthax #that drives him to listen to impulse Often [ which i see more & more of as it's pointed out ]#this episode i'm watching rn blatantly spelled it out like #when vax looked at vex & was like ' he only listens to you ' i quite literally Sh*t My Pants thinking back to every time this has happened #i am still working on finding his voice / being satisfied with it but i also feel like having so many friends i can just talk out #the finer details with has been such a fun experience #bcs it's not a ' i know this character like the back of my hand ' situation bcs i really know nothing #but i am soo eager to learn #& explore #also there are so many hilarious bitss mixed into it all i have been losing my mind for grog in this episode this is just so fun for me

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catgirl-or-furry · 2 months

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Remembering that time a kid in my class wanted to be a streamer and streamed fortnite on YouTube to like 3 viewers tops and I watched him often because he asked for support and I was nice. Then one day he started trash-talking me on his stream.

#he hadnt connected the one person in his chat to his classmate he was talking shit about #like my username had my real name in it #and i was being a fun and friendly chat member #because he wanted to stream and id support my classmates in their endeavors #not like i haf anything better to do anyways #and he talked shit about me #even gave the 'me' in chat context that i was someone from his school #like bro #i know it was middle school and we all sucked #but still wtf man #tbh i find this hilarious #even at the time it only stung a little and i turned it into a funny story to share almost immediately #i then tried to get fortnite so i could get good and stream-snipe him constantly just to be mean #i can be needlessly nice #but i can also be petty #dont test how long my kindness holds under pressure #unfortunately my parents didnt allow me to play shooting games #so i couldnt get my petty revenge #but i dreamed of it

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hopkei · 5 months

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im sorry this is not fanta but i need you all to understand i have been laughing at this tiktok for DAYS and now i need the members to try it too

keito just had dinner with jyutaro the other day come on they couldve talked about it PLEASE

#come on jyu-chan~~ do this for all of us pls ily #but the question is which members would be the type to try it??#my first instinct is yusereya but maybe one of them would wanna do it with a smaller person so maybe yusesota??#or i want taiki to convince sawa to do it with him i would laugh sO HARD #and for some reason sekai also seems like he would agree to this is keito asked lmao #pretty plsssss #also i dont listen to m!lks music but i do find the whole group hilarious theyre just a bunch of doofuses and play ridiculous games on yt #ofc i like jyutaro for obvious reasons but hayato is also so funny and their shared tiktok acct is a goldmine

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ghostieyanyan · 5 months

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I like to stir up some drama for the Yandere twst boys 😈 I always would like to think that what if a few of the boys fell for MC but they turned them down because they already have a lover back in their world. Or their old lover is dead and MC would never love again since they’re still grieving. I would like to see the boys reactions, especially the more jealous and dangerous ones like Floyd, Jamil, Malleus or even Ace

oohhh yess the drama~ we gotta love some good dangerous jealous boys. i bet theyll get mad and they might do something... awful.

~Mc with lover at home/dead~

Yan!Floyd x mc

Yan!Jamil x mc

Yan!Malleus x mc

Yan!Ace x mc

Warnings: drowning, kidnapping, threats, game of cat and mouse?, stalking, blood, broken mirror

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Floyd

Floyd doesnt like a lot of things... he doesnt like it when things dont go his way.. especially if that thing makes him work his butt off. a thing like... you.

From the day you caught his eye, it was when you stood up to azul to protect baby seal, crabby, and little mackerel. For one, a magicless human demanding something of azul was laughable, hilarious even. Plus how persistence you were, which was also a great charm he liked, when your little group, plus sea urchin, had get that photo azul requested. even when you knew you didnt have a chance to pass 2 mermen eels, you still got the photo and tricked azul and destroying all his contacts?! you were tough and he loved it.

after that, he tried to get to know you better any chance he got!!

theres a basket ball game and he wants you to come? he will annoy crabby and sea snake, with his poor performance, saying "if shrimpy isnt going, whats the point..?" he does it so much that the entire team goes to the ramshackle dorm, begging you to come to the game. floyd played great and won the match.

if there was a group assignment in class? Floyd will throw a fit and threaten anyone that even looks at you to be their partner. to the point, where the teachers just have to comply to his demands.

if you and your group of first years come to the Louge, he'll shove everyone off to lay on your lap. isnt he a cute eel?

After a while of this, floyd finally decided to ask you out (from Azul and Jade's suggestion because they were getting tired of complains about floyd's behavior).

He asked if you could come with him, outside of NRC. He wanted to show you something. He brought you to the beach shore. the sun was setting and it shine beautifully on the surface of the water. you thanked him for the pretty view, it almost made up for everything he's been putting you through recently.

when you turned to Floyd, he got on one knee and asked... he had a ring! it was a pretty pearl ring that he got himself. he had to go through a lot of clams to find the "perfect one for shimpy"

you were, of course, startled. but you explained to him that you had someone at home and you bet they missed you a lot. you tried to laugh the awkwardness away but before you could apologized again. floyd stood up and pulled out a potion vile? he quickly gulped it down and grabbed you, shoving you into the ocean with him!

when you opened your eyes, you were underwater and he was in his mermen form. he pulls you into a hug, a tight one. you thought it was sweet at first until..- you needed air! you tried to struggle against him and tapping him repeatedly, in a way to say "i to go up for air!" but he just wouldnt move.

"no."

"...?!?!"

"you arent going to that home. your new home... is with me, shrimpy~ we'll make a new home here~"

you tried to struggle more but it was pointless, you were losing air and it hurts. your lungs burned and his grip on you, his claws were digging into your flesh! you tried to dig your fingers into his sides but it was pointless.

you let out a finally gasp before falling limp into Floyd's arms.

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Jamil

Jamil doesnt really get attached to people a lot. everyone always wanted the "great an amazing Kalim," leaving him on the side lines. it hurt a lot at first but now he's just came to expect it...

Even in NRC, kalim still gets the spot light and jamil gets kicked to the side lines.

Kalim wanted to throw a party in the middle of the school week and jamil was in the kitchen. he was studying for an exam coming up and he needs to be "close" if anything were to happen. Meanwhile, kalim was in the main lounge partying with everyone... we know hes not gonna pass...

while Jamil was trying to study... you step in. you both stared at each other for a second... then you asked if you could get a cup of water? Jamil sighs and stood up to get you a glass..

"why are you here..? shouldn't you be.. partying too..?"

"im just refreshing on the material for the exam.."

Jamil hands you the cup and walks back to his spot on the kitchen table. you meekly followed him. on the table there were textbooks, notebooks, and different types of pens and pencils. you looked at his noted and you noticed how neat they were! some words were under-lined and bolded, some had highlights to help catch the eye. jamil noticed your stare and looks up at you.

"is there anything else i could help you with..?"

"o-oh! sorry, i just... your notes look really nice.."

you awkwardly sipped your cup. Jamil rolled his eyes and got back to his notes.

"ya.. its for kalim, whenever hes done partying, hell look at my notes right before the exam and fails the exam anyways.."

he dropped his pen on the table and rubbed his face, sighing heavily.

"haha! that's what ace, deuce, and grim do! out of the 4 of us, i write the notes! deuce tries to, ace doesn't bother, and grim.. sleeps. and with our study sesh, its not like it helps much. as an 'other worlder' i have better grades then they do combined! haha"

jamil stares at you as you laughed and he cracks a smile. its been a while since someone's situation was similar to his.

"hey... do you need any help with the up coming exam..?"

he's voice stammered while saying that... why? you looked at him and smiled. you both spend the rest of the night studying together. this was only the beginning.

now whenever you're alone, jamil will come by to give a helping hand. grim ate all your food? here, he accidentally made extras. do you need help with homework? meet him in the court yard, he'll help. the more he helped, the more his feelings for you grew, he only wished the feelings were mutual.

but the dreaded day came.. you had to return home. he chose that night to finally confess his feelings for you, hoping you'll throw away this vision on returning home and just come home with him.

when you told him that you had a past-lover that died and that you'll never love anyone again. he just snapped.

...!

with blood mix with mirror shards in his hand, he used snake whisper on you and brought you... home. good thing he did this after you said good bye to everyone.

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Malleus

to say malleus had an eye for the perfect is an understatement. from the day he met them, to the silly nickname they gave him, he had fallen hard.

he had to ask lilia for advice on how to charm the perfect. if flowers were too much for after knowing them for a week..? is his gifts in the night too much?

he just had to leave the gifts in your room because you were either not home or sleeping and he didn't want to disturb you. you liked so peaceful when you slept...

he wanted so badly to make you his then and there but he wanted the moment to be special for both of you. for him, he'll get someone who loves him and charish him. as much as he does you. For you, getting a loving dragon fae husband and becoming a queen of the briar valley. youre guarantee a great life with him! you wouldnt have to be hungry or buying the cheapies things that sam could offer. you will eat and sleep and care for like you are royalty because you will be royalty and be viewed with the highs respect, like malleus.

lilia had warned him to not rush this process. humans can be delikit creatures and some can get startled easiely. Sadly malleus didnt heed his warning and malleus choose to confess to you!

He choose a beautiful forest openning. he had a picnic set up with your favorites and he planned it so that you and malleus would watch the sunset and be out there to watch the stars. it would have been perfect... if it wasn't for you different views.

"oh! im really sorry, hornton.. um.. im actually taken! theyre back in my world but i bet theyre problay worried sicked about now. hehe.."

malleus was still... very still. in that moment, he didnt see red like he thought he would... everything just got dark for him. he wanted so badly to just disappeared and leave you there to be lost in the forest.. but he loved you too much for that. even when you ripped out his heart. the nerve you have to act like this to The malleus draconia...

he walked you home that night.. and told lilia what happened.

"oh dear... im sorry malleus. i didnt know someone has already stolen their heart."

lilia was flying over malleus's head, patting it. the head pats werent helping. the only head pats that will sooth him would be from his child of man, apologizing for their silly joke and saying its just a silly human tradition for courting...

"but... if perfect were to be persweaed into staying in twisted wonderland~ their world would... be nothing but a dream, right~?"

Malleus later asked you to stop by his dorm. he wanted to talk about that night. which you were happy for, you got worried when he didnt come to your dorm at his usial time..

when you got there, it was early quiet... no one in sight. you knew your way around so it wasnt a problem but every fiber in your body was screaming for you to go.

When you got to malleus room. he was at his desk writing something.

"Child of man... i have put some thought on what you said on our outing and ive decided to forgive you."

he stood up and walked over you. it never scared you before but him being so close and how its dark in his room, plus his glowing green eyes, didnt calm your nervse.

"ive decided to show you how prefect we are together... youll love the life i can give you in briar valley~"

in your panick, you pushed him away and made a ran for it to the doors. the last thing you heard made your blood run cold.

"Lilia, silver, Sebek.... after them."

"khee hee~ /Yes, sir. /Yes sir!"

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Ace

Ace is a lot of things! Mean, sneaky, and a liar! He likes to tease you a lot. sometimes it fine cause "youre with your friends and hes just teasing everyone" but sometimes hes comments to you feel too... personal..

"haha! perfect, bet no one is looking for you back home! i mean why would they? youre problay useless there as like here."

you grew quiet as your other friends come to your defence from ace's comment.

"well.. jokes on you ace. i do have someone waiting for me back at home! they are sweet and i know for a fact that they are worried sick about me right now! so HA!"

your other friends started to ask questions about your world and this mysterious person that stole your heart. which you were happy to answer their question.

sadly, you didnt notice a sad looking red head as he thought about you returning to this person...

during his afternoon club activities, ace was so out of it, he had to be benched for most the the games...

"aww~ did shrimpy leave crabby high and dry~? hehe~"

"stop teasing him floyd. but really ace.. whats going on? your game play sucks today."

"jamil.. i-"

"hehe~ its because crabby found out that when shrimpy leaves, theyre not gonna think about him at all any more. youll be washed up on the shore, stuck on your back, and shrimpy wont be there to help."

with every word floyd said, he got closer to ace. really digging deep that ace is losing you. in ace's fustrastion, he pushed the two guys away, grabbed his stuff, and headed out..

time had past and crowley (finally) gave you the mirror to return home! you were going around each and every dorm to give them gifts and saying your good byes.. but when you were in Heartlabyul, ace wasnt there..? Deuce explained that he problay when out but he'll make sure he'll stop by your dorm to say his good byes..

he didnt come by... and you had to leave without saying good bye to him..

it took a long while to get used to everything back in your world and explaining twisted wonderland to your parnter could have gone better. (they were on the fence to bring you to a pysc wraned..). your partner left to get you some of your favorite food that you missed since coming back.

you walked to the mirror that you came from and stared at your reflection.. will your first years be okay without you..? will grim be okay..? you closed your eyes to think on all your adventures, you heard a very familiar sound...

you looked at the mirror and you watched as the mirror ribbles... and then... ace appears.

"hehe~ its been a while, hasnt it? sorry i didnt get to see you when you visited. it just took me a while to make sure your new home.. is ready."

before you could step back, his hands reached for you, grabbing your shirt and pulling you into the mirror.

"i got a nice place for both of us. its a bit far from campus, but for you its worth it~ also~ you problay shouldnt run... or ill make sure you wont have anyone to return to here.."

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