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agoodpairofsocks · 3 months
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werewolf cowboy who kills his own cattle at night and doesnt remember so he stays up all night on his porch trying to catch the wolf that keeps killing his cattle but always "falls asleep"
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shittysawtraps · 1 year
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Rise and shine, [name of any person].
Before you is a(n) [adjective] [name of kitchen appliance].
In [number] [unit of time], the [adjective] [noun] inside your [body part] will [verb], [verb ending in 'ing'] you.
To prevent this fate, you must [verb] your [body part] with this [adjective] [noun].
Live or [verb]. Make your choice.
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ask-the-prowler · 4 months
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Bro I’m Character.AI Gwen topped you
😨😨😨
Oh, uh.
Okay, Character.AI is weird asf for that..
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oifaaa · 1 year
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I don't know if she counts, since alternate timeline/multiverse etc but for my money Kid Flash in Kingdom Come has the best Flashfam outfit
I mean that outfits cute but it also just gives me a like kon superboy vibe with the jacket belt and sunglasses it's very subjective but to me personally it can't come close to jess' outfit
For reference here's the two outfits
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z0mbgender · 6 months
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For my first post as a 18 year old ADULT I will now speak my mind free of consequences…
I NEED TO FUCK THAT OLD MAN!!!!!
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m0th-t33th · 10 months
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cunt dracula
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viewmasterfeeling · 2 years
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I'm really rooting for Will confessing to Mike his feelings, being very clear he just needs him to know and Mike blindsiding him telling him he feels the same or something (a kiss).
this is the dream!! here's a totally random prediction mostly based on my personal hopes and dreams for vol2: i don't think will would outright tell mike how he feels, but i feel like when he gives mike the painting it'll be a sort of subtle confession. then the ball would be in mike's court, and i feel like mike might not know what to do, but then something happens like will getting vecna'd and he gets "kicked into gear" and then BAM, eventual confession (or kiss...) by the end of vol2.. also yes i need it to be totally unexpected, i'm a big advocate for "will is rambling and mike cuts him off with a kiss"
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lyriakisser · 1 year
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ownst4ge -> patheticguydotcom
like if read blah blah blah NEVER CHANGING THIS URL BTW ❤️
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zombiedeers · 2 years
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Day 5 - Decapitation - Lollygag
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Goretober Day 5 - Decapitation, with my OC Lollygag
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tea-tavern · 1 year
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I should probably stop drinking hot sauce now huh
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what are the sophitz/sokeefe thoughts?
okay SO
fitz is obviously the first elf sophie ever trusted right? which is a huge indicator for sophitz from the very beginning of the series. however, fitz has been on a pedestal his whole life and has been told that he's far more powerful than other elves. when sophie is found, he becomes jealous and unintentionally takes that jealousy out on her.
a lot of his insecurity stems from the fact that he's a Vacker and has had a lot of expectations placed upon him from a very young age. that's part of the reason why he and sophie are such good friends and become so close, because they have that in common. however, what he sometimes fails to understand is that sophie's pressures are very different than his and therefore his coping mechanisms are not going to necessarily help sophie.
keefe on the other hand meets sophie much later in the book and masks much of his true self behind deflective jokes. however, he has a much stronger emotional connection with her due to his empathy being able to read her emotions without contact. he also tends to hide his past from her until it becomes necessary for their battles in taking down the neverseen.
everything keefe seems to do is to protect sophie, but it does cause sophie lots of stress and at times becomes a distraction for her, particularly when he joins the neverseen. he is also hesitant to reveal things about his past and his mother because he doesn't want to become a sob story. he doesn't trust sophie as quickly or as fully, but he understands the necessity of revealing the unpleasant details of his life.
perhaps the biggest difference between the two boys is their reaction to sophie's unmatchable status. while it's understandable that fitz is put off by that due to his Vacker status, he fails to realise how much the match system has screwed over his friends and how his status in the elven world can help shift the thinking about the match system if he were to marry the moonlark despite her unmatchable status. keefe however is not worried by it at all and is quick to reassure sophie that he has no problem with it. he is more worried about their emotional connection and protecting her while he struggles to deal with his new abilities. additionally, keefe is not necessarily as trusting of sophie. fitz is far more trusting of her, even and especially when keefe is between them.
this is not an argument for either one, i know which one i ship and this is not necessarily meant to change anyone's mind, but it's just something i've been thinking about. if anyone has anything they'd like to add, go for it!! i'd love to hear your thoughts
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svftpup · 1 year
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you’re so pathetic it honestly revolts me.
yeah lol.
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Just got my first negative comment, feeling good
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cinnabeat · 10 days
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oh my illustration is so ugly
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drowningincaffiene · 3 months
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i will now post here like its my personal diary (ive been doing that but now i will do it with less shame)
not even 24 hours into february and ive already had 4 breakdowns over 4 different problems, loving and living <3
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